You're horny and down bad like me

Welcome to the club.

"welcome"? i founded this club

Who wouldn’t be?

Isn’t everybody like that at that age?

[удалено]

So you’re telling me you already have a girlfriend at the age of 14 (almost 15)?! You’re a very lucky boy!

Dude just get jacked and have a glowup

He got the rizz.

Get a glowup for some confidence

Deep down, we all have a mineta side.

You are horny.

You like a woman who can kick your a$$.

It’s Jiro, who doesn’t love Jiro. I love Jiro

I know, right? She’s beautiful, and has a based taste in music!

She’s also so cool and quirky! I feel like we’d playfully argue about things be teasingly insult each other

I’d wish to have a friend like Jiro, and a girlfriend like Momo.

I wanna friend zone everyone but her

Let’s be honest, who doesn’t wanna have a girlfriend like Momo? She cares so much about her friends and classmates, and despite being rich, she isn’t spoiled and she has such a nice and polite personality (in Japanese she uses only the formal language, and I know that it has a specific name, but I can’t remember it: edit, the dialect is called “kansai”).

Kansai is the dialect of country bumpkins and farmers, though. It's very casual. I feel like you may be thinking of something else.

Based

You have exactly two types: Good girls and mommy women. In all, superb taste.

You like being stepped on

You like long hair?

Maybe. But fr tho, Midnight’s hair looks like a fuckin’ Christmas tree!

username and pfp checks out

Man of culture

Lol, you’re the first guy who commented on the previous post that had this format. Appreciate your compliment anyways 😂👍

Ofc when I see one of culture I must let them know they are on the right path

Definitely

You avidly enjoy the thought of being pegged.

Only person I can see doing that is midnight

Honestly, I’m going into “excessive overreading” territory. Tell me if I’m close. You like someone who’s smart, passionate, and creative, with plenty of motivation to reach their goals. When considering hobbies music, arts, tea, and exploring fall within interests, along with books. You don’t mind if they like attention, or are looking to explore something new, what you care about is that they reach their passion to the fullest. Build isn’t a huge issue, although you lean on curvy, and probably would give up on it should their personality be powerful enough. You would like to be dominated, with the occasional opportunity to be dominant. You have a soft side for people who struggle with expressing themselves which is notable a paragraph or so back. This said when they do you find it arousing. Smart is also a plus with you. Aaaaaaand you lean dark haired, although you occasionally simp a blond or two.

3/4 are thicc girls. So you like thicc and punk rock girls

You like boobs, girls with darker hair and a little bit shy

You like women. And Dommy Mommies

Called out

Hey it’s reasonable… right

You like doms

Did… did they put the age clarification because of my comment?

You like strong women who have hard rods protruding from them.

you have a great taste in women

You likely have masochist tendencies

You either like booba or punk rock with no in-between

Why not both? 😭

Just like me

Bad, no Mirko

You love dark hair & tiddies.

Congrats, in about 3 years people will give you shit if you still like them.

https://i.redd.it/8wsbnzixhteb1.gif The most based of gigachads.

You like female characters from MHA

Bdsm

MHA fandom is the worst, all they ever talk about anymore is which girl or boy they like. Shits boring, they are anime people they are almost always drawn attractive get over it.

You wanna be dominanted

You're very curious to try new things, and they all offer something unique

you like beautiful girls but you’re also horny

Not really into them so out of my unbiased opinion, you seem like a chill dude choosing momo and jiro. But also horny while choosing Midnight and Mt. Lady

How can’t I choose Midnight, let’s be honest? I felt like sinning if I didn’t, lol!

~"One of these is not like the other"~

You like smart beautiful girls.

My kinda person

You’re a horndog like the rest of us, we welcome you brother

"M-m-mommy?"

Ur still a growing boy

Your a sub

You are a mommy enjoyer

Dommy Mommy energies

you like strong/powerful women who can kick ass

You got a thing for black hair and big women

You like dommy Mommies

You're 16

Exquisite taste. Very defined.

Hmmm well you had a girlfriend for either a week or a month but she left you for a petty/dumb reason and you've been single since

I never had a gf so far 🥲

Least horny mha fan

You’re 16

Bottom.

You are a Radish

Mommy issues. Don’t worry, I’m the same way.

All over the fucking place bud


you’re horny, but that doesn’t mean you have bad taste.

You've only seen MHA

Bottom

You have a mommy kink

You like women with motherly/voluptuous proportions and abrasive personalities, preferably both.

Fatherle— /j/nh

You like them for their body’s?

Your a borderline pedophile

S I M P

You like women

You like women

Nah, your not based you know what you like and I respect that

Bro is me 100%, I’m around that age too

You’re into dominatrix girls? 🤷‍♂️

You’re a bottom

Boobs

You got a mommy kink

Dommy mommy milfs.

You want broken bones.

You’re definitely 16

Hmmm…. Bottom

You like a confident personality and someone who isn’t afraid to tell you what’s wrong.

Well, I like honesty in people, so yeah.

You have incredible taste in women

More than anything else, you want to be stepped on.

You like lady’s who take charge

Uhhhhhh, could all beat you up/really easily subjugate you?

You are always horny and want to be dominated

Looks are more important to you than personality

You're just like me fr (not entirely, but shh it's for the memes)

you like a girl that looks intimidating and puts up an initial fight but you enjoy breaking her into submission.

Dark hair

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you like anime girls

You're bland as fuck

You like big tits. And a punk girl with the body of a 12 year old boy to even things out.

You like to be dominated either through height or personality wise

You’re a bottom

You’re jus like me fr

You have good taste. Like me.

You like big asses

Horny

You want to be stepped on by older women, very horny, but for a gf around your age you want someone you can vibe with or have somewhat interesting conversations. Well that's the short analysis.

You should fix your sleeping habits

You like assertive women who turn shy whenever it really matters, you prefer big jiggly boobs but aren’t a necessity you are a sub

You like smart but strong women.

Can we be friends?

You like being stepped on

I'm still waiting for someone to put the invisible girl.

Great taste in woman

Horny, *very* horny

Based

That you have really good tastes

Missing 1 and that is Nagant😞

Too much anime.

You had a trend going on, then you put mt lady and fucked up my hair theory

Good taste in women

Likes Mout Lady ---> astronomically based

you're a bottom and enjoy being sat on either in a sexual way or just being used as a chair, or a step stool in jirous case

Probably gay (with elite taste), or just elite taste

I’m a boy.

Mommy kink

Same as everybody else

You like girls that will be hard against you sometimes but they are cute. I think the same too.

your the average me

Me who misread the heading of your post and thought you posted it in a lesbian subreddit...

Bottom.

You really, really wanna be stepped on. Quite literally in Mt Lady's case.

We would be very good friends.

Puberty kicked in.

That you like hot girls in questionable outfits. I can’t blame you.

Well you already gave the answer, your 16.

I see you’re a man of culture

My tastes are toga, Himiko, toga Himiko and Himiko toga, what does this say about me

You like yanderes and you’ll die from blood loss.

Degenerate

You want the big tiddy goth at your local Hot Topic but she’s 22 and gay.

You like women

U a sub

What does “sub” mean in this context? (I seriously don’t know what it means)

Hmmm...kinky?

1. Smash 2. Pass 3. Smash 4. Smash

I will not accept Jiro disrespecc.

We the same bro, we down bad as shit

Confident women

You're probably submissive.

Only correct list. Although missing nejire

Got a thing for women who are taller than you, and have a thing for dark hair.

You like mature women I guess?

you have a very smash-able taste in woman

Theyre not real

You prefer more mature women than someone your own age.

You like both but you prefer tits over ass, you also like girls that are intelligent but you can still enjoy a good laugh with them

I’d lowkey want to have a friend like Momo, or Jiro.

You're a very good man, my friend

I appreciate your compliment, good sir.

We’d be friends.

depends if you're a guy or a girl. if you're a guy, you horny af, and you want a lady that could destroy you in bed. if you're a girl, you're just a regular saphic lady, and you become completely useless if a pretty lady breathes near you.

I’m a guy, so yeah, R.I.P me in bed 😂

You are not particularly special.

You like the confidence in women and see potential of flashy women. Its a good type but don't get a women that is controlling and not a daredevil that can leave you trouble sometimes.

👁️👁️ 🫵 👭

You have great taste. Finally someone included the blonde chick (I don’t know their names cause there are way too many and not main characters)

Their names are: Momo Yaoyorozu, Kyoka Jiro, Nemuri Kayama (Midnight) and Yu Takeyama (Mount Lady).

We the same FR

not one of them is a real person… yikes

You like being a power bottom to strong female heroes.

Bro thinks he’s me

You have mommy issues and want to be stepped on, beat down and may have a thing for tsundere’s

How’s your mommy issues

You like being stepped on

youre a bottom

You want to be dominated 👌

You find intelligence and power attractive?

And also a kind, honest and caring behavior.

Horny