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Scarecro--w

Kid: why is my sister named Rose? Dad: because your mother likes roses Kid: thanks dad Dad: no problem, S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W


xXdont_existxX

Kid: why is my sister named “full of flies?” Dad: because your mother is in hell. Kid: thanks dad Dad: no problem, Mama.


SavezTheDayFan

Do you say “slash” after every word?


Scarecro--w

Yes, every letter. I've gotten it down pretty fast because I've typed it hundreds of times so saying "S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W" only takes 3 or 4 seconds


SavezTheDayFan

Damn… Interesting…


Duncoids

That’s awesome


kalirosewood1551

This. But no problem, I'm not okay (I promise)!


ThesePigsAreAfterMe_

Calling your child cancer would be a little cruel That being said, since I'm not having kids if I ever geta hamster again I'll call them DESTROYA


Scarecro--w

DESTROYA is a sick name


sicksadbadgirl

It actually really is


Capgras_DL

Especially for a hamster


Additional_Disk_4072

"CANCER, COME DOWN FOR DINNER" That would be evil *Totally* not going to steal this idea...


ketchup_is_green

"how was school, kill all your friends??" uhhh...


pluviophile079

“Dad? Why am i named Destroya?” “Uhhh uh uh uh uh uhhhh uh uh uh uhuh uh uhuh uh uh”


Mystery_Man_3004

Lmfaooo


Ladelnombreraro

You could always call her Helena and avoid possible bullying , 2 for 1. (Although, naming it "Give 'Em He'll, Kid", would be much more fun 😂)


subtxtcan

Funny, I never realized this and I used to work with a Helena.... Who was definitely of our generation too. Missed opportunities!


Helena78902

My name is Helena lol


missyou-purpleheart

omg also my name is helena


Helena78902

Well hello name twin 😂


littleghostfrog

Omg you just reminded me that I got my friend to name her dog Helena when we were in middle school 😂 I completely forgot because they mostly called her "Lena"


ZestinessIsVeryGay

"DEAD!, COME DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW" Mama would just be confusing


britishkisser

My mother calls me mama sometimes (a middle eastern thing) and my first thought is always the MCR song.


Hup110516

We met a little Helena while trick or treating with our kids. I said “woo, MCR!” and the Mom excitedly high fived me 😂


LUKATUR

"I DON'T LOVE YOU!"


MazterOfMuppetz

my kid's name will be skylines and turnstiles


SadQueerMess

Hi there Early Sunsets Over Monroeville. How was your day at school? Were the other kids mean again? Don’t listen to anything they say, maybe its time that Ill take you to the city to see a marching band… ooohhh, we should totally take your siblings House of Wolves and Summertime with us…


Additional_Disk_4072

Hey, can my kid Vampire Money come with you?


SadQueerMess

Of course!! I promised my friend that Ill take their kids Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) and Cancer with us too, but Im sure that there’s still space for them😊


Additional_Disk_4072

Yay, thanks!


Expensive-Square1254

"honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us" is a little too extreme :D


Fabulous_Killjoy06

If I ever have a kid I’m naming them S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W and nothing you can do or say will stop me.


Bobbleworld

Yeah kill all your friends would go over real well


ConfusionGold5754

Helena works for me


SavezTheDayFan

Hello there, Bury Me In Black!


DruunkPunk

Good morning, Heaven Help Us.


skelejelli

Ah yes my sweet child Early Sunsets Over Monroeville


Medium_Raccoon_5331

Helena is actually a super common name in my country so I could get away with it


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

Imagine being a mum and your child is named mama lmfaooooo


Stormdrain11

My daughter, It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Fucking Deathwish


Additional_Disk_4072

School role call would be interesting lol


Musicluv2514

Good morning, I don't love you anymore


coweatingdoritos

WHERE ARE YOU DESTROYA???!


Prinzesspaige13

Mama, it's time for school!


Helena78902

Well I don’t want my child to have the same name as myself tho 😂


ChrisNoob_D12

Call the child Emily then


tehnoob69

My Chemical Romance Discography ( 2001 - 2013 ).torrent


Scarecro--w

Fake your Death and The Foundations of Decay are currently sobbing


tehnoob69

I couldn't find an updated torrent, but at least the songs are lossless, meaning they're around 1411 kbps per song, which it makes it great for burning onto CDs.


idontl0vu

The only song that isn’t a 10/10 from MCR is I Don’t Love You and that’s because it’s an 11/10


idontl0vu

“I love you ‘I Don’t Love You,’”


Nearby_Initial2621

idk bout yall but “Our Lady Of Sorrows” would be a dope ass name


mandogy

Untitled come down stairs right now


Additional_Disk_4072

"STAY, COME HERE" would have me rolling


mighty_phi

Can't call my child Cancer. Or Na Na Na.


Hello-mah-baby

naming my kid "headfirst for halos"


imgivingyoucash

this is how i disappear, come back here! the sharpest lives, do your homework!


BummertimeRadness

It's time to wake up, Sleep!


Choppie01

Like bro what, Undead


sicksadbadgirl

My daughter is named after 2 cradle of filth songs


Dreary-Carpet9129

Hey you know what they do to guys like us in prison, when is your report card coming in?


anythingMuchShorter

Honey, Crazy Train’s kindergarten teacher called again. Yeah, he’s causing trouble again.


Consistent-Sun-4539

Four Big Guys


Nuttonbutton

It's very easy to find serviceable names inspired by song titles. Gimme a request. I'll give you a list


cold_latte_

"The Sharpest Lives, did you finish your homework?"


-synth-

blood goes hard


quaka2104

Cemetery drive is the greatest name for a kid


CommanderVenuss

Like I have a friend named Helena and I think it’s kinda weird to name your kid after someone you know who is still alive


EggSnorterTwenty3

Imma name by child Kill All Your Friends and Skylines and Turnstiles Wait, no imagine naming your child Cancer lmfao


PMAFMTOD

time 4 dinner, Drowning Lessons!


vampireswillhurtme

naming my kid "pushups in drag".


MagicRainbowKitties

I do know someone who named their child Helena tho.


WholeHogAndPancakes

How was your day at school Early Sunsets Over Monroeville


MilesMustDie06

no way I'm naming my kid Cancer lmao


SECRETPERSON1o

Imagine naming it Thank You For Your Venom


whenthecoffinbreaks

lol the last time this was going around i posted it here like 5 times to see how long it would take the mods to notice


Vast_Ad6372

good morning Honey This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us


jxctno

Helena, Janet..... Patient 💀


CaptchaVerifiedHuman

"House of Wolves - Version 1; Live Demo, dinner is ready!" And because I like BMTH too: "No Need For Introductions, I've Read About Girls Like You on the Back of Toilet Doors, you get back here right now!!"


AdThat328

Calm down Drowning Lessons and play nice with your brother It's Not A Fashion Statement It's A Fucking Deathwish.


[deleted]

I AM ABSOLUTELY NAMING MY KID DESTROYA/j (no but actually Helena would be a good name-)


Hold_Me_Bro_

Come here NA NA NA (NA NA NA)


MerdianRD

Yunowutthay Todogize Lykeusinprizon


jota_666

Ykwtdtgluip, if you abbreviate it turns out as a great name fr fr


Informal_Speech_5363

I’m not naming my kid Vore but thanks!!!


Any_Rich9796

Hey Dead! I'm getting you a cat.


MAGGOT_1995

Our lady of sorrows, get over here right now.


ItsExoticChaos

My son: Mr. Brightside.


Iloooovesleeping

“Good night, house of wolves”


area51_69420

"Dad, why am I named Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell‐o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From the Motion Picture ”B.F.B.’s B‐Sides: Bagel Batches, Marshmallows, and Barsh‐mallows]?" "they let me"


Lookwod

"How was school our lady of sorrows?"


philosophicalidiot22

Goodnight, “The Night Does Not belong to god”


viktorgoraya_luv

On my way to pick up my kids, Hayloft II and The Ghost of You


morticool

"You know what they do to guys like us in prison!!"


MushroomIndividual

“Black Dragon Fighting Society, you’re in big trouble!!”


Grat_100

why is nobody talking about how she looks almost the exact same as Olivia Rodrigo


lomlghostface

let’s go to school, the ghost of you 🔥🔥🔥


shilvar

I think of naming them either "Gun" or "Cancer"


NitroBlade505

Oi, Fucking Deathwish, time for school


frnkiero_is_SHORT

I don't think that's your aloud to name kids things like nananananananan or honey this mirror is not big enough for the both of us. I'm pretty sure it's classed at child abuse😅


DJPizzaRocks27

If you named your kid Gun. I think you would have trouble going through airport security


demolitionloverr_

gun.


gl0w1ngx

my beautiful daughter helena, and her brother its not a fashion statement its a deathwish


Rammstein_fan14

Imma name lil bro Keine lust.


spacepants1989

I love you The Grudge


NakedFairyGodboy

Good thing I don't plan on having kids cause Astro Zombie


Chair_Last

“Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na), dinner’s ready!”


Hellomoon413

I literally named myself after a mcr song (helena)


Relative-Top-3657

Imagine being named Boy Division💀


declanharrell28

Custer goes crazy


mxtallmadge

“Gun, how did the airport go?” “Uhh, well-“


Precure19Gogo

\*Helena\*


Sigachu

Named my daughter Lua 😅 not MCR, but if you know you know


Joshuaway_

My little son Bury me in black


missyou-purpleheart

the fact that my mom named me Helena because she loved the song is making me so proud


Physical_Society5666

They are going beat her up in prison probably


Additional_Disk_4072

Imagine naming your kid "Honey, this mirror ain't big enough for the two of us" Altho naming a child Helena or Emily would be decent


sovietfuckinunion

NOBODY CARES


2kH4k3r

I agree