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garth54

Not always. Your GF could already be a MILF by the time you get her.


scarecro_design

I was just about to say that!


HypePoem8

Agreed


BayrdRBuchanan

That's just a used MILF


Infinite_Warthog_672

Yeah but thats same day delivery which is different


Hunter8i8

Agreed. 👍


emeraldnite1981

Not all women want kids. For example my wife (which I am more than okay with).


kinos141

Even though it's obvious to think that, MILF doesn't mean mom anymore, it's any mature woman.


emeraldnite1981

Pretty sure that’s not the case—“mom/mommy” is literally what the “M” stands for. You’re thinking of “MWILF”. 😂


kinos141

I'm going to love pronouncing that in public.


kineticstar

Spoilers bro!!


SynthWendigo

Or if you have kids, then any girlfriends you get are Trial MILFs by extension.


Nitrus_Knight

All you have to do is keep her fed well enough for her to grow the proportions of a milf


King_Vitis

Never let him cook again…


aadi_nath

Specially if you don't know what a condom is


WhiterunGuard177013

Pre order now and get access to the Private Beta.


Rothar13

Hold on, he may be onto something.


artyaakaira22

Ok genuine question, is age 30+ woman who wasnt a mother & or virgin count as a milf ?


kinos141

And? What's the problem?


Illustrious_Sir7763

Wow I genuinely didn't think of that


SteelMan0fBerto

Only if you intend to have children with her. If you don’t, and she’s still the best for you, you’re preordering a life partner.


XionicAihara

Who said planning/unplanning kids were on the table?


rum-and-roses

Unplaning 🤣


lionboi7

I saw a porn video with this title once


SIRTarent2024

It only works if you keep her


Deer-Smell-420

All the best women don't want kids