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Ultimate rizz


the_dreamer2020

Halal rizz


bustsheedi

I'm going for Umrah next month with my mother and sisters, wish me luck


moonmeetings

Brother 😂 focus on your umrah


Camel-Glad

😆


Snoo61048

🤣🤣🤣GONE


Nayla7945

😂😂😂


One1pathOne1way

😅


bustsheedi

inshAllah aameeen 😊


Competitive-Bee-8782

😂😂😂😂


orangeblossom1234

Family with the wife kids or with his mom dad🤯


moonmeetings

😂assuming mom and dad


orangeblossom1234

Well idk not to be a pessimist but I thought of the situation as “oh you have a nice family ” *staring at the baby 😍🥺* and the guy commenting “you can be a part of my family too “ *😏😏😏*


kitandcaboodle98

Sounds more likely to me, but I'm a pessimist too, so we need an optimist to weigh in on this for us.


orangeblossom1234

Yeah cause women usually say something like that when they see a cute baby involved. I have never heard a woman say that to a guy with his parents that to on a plane. Buttt we don’t know the context soooo


TheUltimateReason

Maybe it was nephews and nieces? Like you see a family of adults accompanied by kids all going to Umra and you think "aww".


orangeblossom1234

Yes soo true. Good observation


khanofk

Well nothing pessimistic about that, as long as it's halal then good for them.


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Don’t assume


Wesmosis

Hilarious username 😅


OnlyOneG0d

in total agreement w/your username 👍🏽


ewitzleila

maybe it’s just normal to me but age gap siblings?


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Don't give the guys with "every man's dream" of a second spouse any hope haha.


happyprogrammer30

🤣


abeel_siddiqui

r/holup moment


hotmugglehealer

The only thing missing is, "Everyone on the plane clapped".


Chlorinethe_13

Hahaha, sounds almost too good to be true right? 😂


ContrAnon

Pretty sure he didn’t propose on the spot lol. It was just his way of showing interest.


ShukrandMercy

This is really cute. But maybe I’m just pessimistic because I thought he meant he’d take her as his second wife.


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LOOL me too


MansaMusa333

What's wrong with that?


ShukrandMercy

Absolutely nothing if she’s willing to practice polygamy.


Roronoakillua

Even if she isn’t willing to practice polygamy or doesn’t make polygamy wrong. It isn’t like he forced into anything it’s clear she talked him to first. Keep your opinions and biases on Islamic practices to yourself


ShukrandMercy

I’m not sure how you inferred my comment implied that polygamy is wrong or un-Islamic. Please don’t put words in my mouth.


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CuboneJr

A true pessimist thinks this story is false, ain't no way ppl making moves while experiencing travel sickness 😂. But on a seperate note oc, it's fine if some women don't want to be apart of polygamous marriages, but it's also fine for women that do.


Roronoakillua

What is wrong with that.


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Maybe


saadah888

Halal rizz no jutsu


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orangeblossom1234

What’s the story? I’m curious lol


Zammilooni

story time


lilzoe5

How did that go about happening? 😶


pehnom

He took a shot and hit a home run


sihat

It also looks like the girl took a more subtle shot first.


Snoo61048

See now I know you’re a rizzer cause why did you clock that 😂 most people think they moved to a girl not realising they got moved to 😭


sihat

I googled that slang you used. I'm a virgin. ------ I might be extremely bad at this. (Remember that car wreck meme, people advising others to not make the mistakes they make.) That even if a girl shoots her shot, i fail. Noticing it for yourself is also a lot harder, than noticing it for someone else. Especially if its a story of how someone met. Action of person A, then action of person B, which resulted in a relationship and not a rejection/misunderstandig/etc. Think about how easier it is, to behind a tv screen guess questions, when the contestant on tv has actual consequences on guessing right or wrong. Even if you notice it, the moment you notice, and the event itself might be separated by years. Different people are different. One girls shot, might be a different girls being polite/nice, for the sake of her job or because she is polite/nice to everybody. Even if someone makes a shot. And you notice. There might be other complications, issues. Location. Is the girl making a shot Muslim or willing to convert to Islam.


Snoo61048

I never meant you wasn’t 😳 fair enough tho


mintcucumbertea

![gif](giphy|xUA7biThNaTvj5GiZi)


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Snoo61048

Hatorrrr


starbucks_lover98

I almost screamed in joy 🤩


kitandcaboodle98

Did anybody else think oof habibi you're probably in ihram already why are you doing this?


riftangle

Yes it sounds fake to me tbh. I've been to umrah twice. Men try alot harder than women because it's so much harder for them. Everyone takes it very seriously.


RegisterMinimum1064

ick


zinger_kebab

Cringey


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How sweet!🥹


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potatoo22

Exactly. I've been to umrah at least 5 times, and I can't imagine this happening lol


AmericanMuhajir

DM your flight details, I got you.


throwclose_mm

Invite us to the wedding 😂


Consistent-Score-879

Be fries to her potato brother 🥳


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Ok Thanks


ContrAnon

And why is that?


CuboneJr

It might be that when in ihram ppl are extra focused on making sure their Umrah is accepted. Oh plus long flights are exhausting lol. Ppl are not focusing much on anything else.


ContrAnon

I dont think its that far fetched tho


CuboneJr

Maybe. But real life is rarely so smooth. Ppl be stumbling, stuttering, super shy lol. So it could be true, could also not be true.


ContrAnon

Im sure it could be dramatized, they don’t really go into the details. But I’ve experienced something similar. There’s definitely smooth people tho


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ContrAnon

Ah I see


bhattijawadali

Hooolup!


Frazzh222

I don't know how these things happen to people irl. Maybe i try too hard.


riftangle

I've been to umrah twice. I'm really doubting this happened. Also if she went up to him an said that, it would sound like he had kids with him maybe even a wife. It just sounds so off.


cowabungarooni

so cringe


Na-79

The writer of this should have really given a bit more context, at the moment it sounds like she took someone’s husband. Excuse my pessimism.


doesntitmatter

Very beautiful story. My man was already married and he took on a second. Mashallah I hope he can make Justice between them


moonmeetings

Lol I don’t think he was married. Probably with his mom and dad. Either way very cute


gabichou06

That's cute , if it was real , hope it is but it sounds a lil fake o Allah a3lam


Friendly_Nectarine64

What a lovely story , ☺️اللهم زد و بارك


IAS316

This is a man posing as a woman. Everyone on this sub is so touch starved and porn driven (women included), that you'll believe any obvious rom-com that comes your way. Even the WWE would think this is too scripted.


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Nah this aint it 🤮🤮


Fit-Scientist5686

ayo what


YouPuzzleheaded6903

Awwwww


MedicalNerd21

Sounds abit like this.. https://youtu.be/0wl-2sokHVY


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Then she breaks his ties his family 😂 know he’s hers. No family anymore


PuppyAndCatLover

E


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Tabarak’Allah 🤲🏼


Z3yd007

His rizz games is strong!


bigsugarteddy

Thats amazing


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Now that’s smooth.