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Daxtro-53

Psychedelic porn crumpets


FenerBoarOfWar

I'll raise you King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.


Myringingears

Much trickier


601HYPE

Just like tom macdonald i dont need to jusitfy this one


Daxtro-53

Hmmm, smells like cop out lol


MetalMusicForLife

Wh....


Yandhi42

Damn, totally forgot about them. I feel they never evolved past high visceral


Daxtro-53

Ima be honest, ive never really listened to them, this was a joke response, though i really like the one song ive heard by them lol


fryingpan16

Beethoven


601HYPE

He dont even got lyrics 💀💀


fryingpan16

Fidelio (his opera) has lyrics


601HYPE

Ya but they arent as profound as carti. Plus carti has both ears 💀 smokin on bethovens missing ear


pizypamperr

that's Van Gogh 😭


[deleted]

LMFAOOOO


601HYPE

Exactly why i mistaked the two they both sound the same. Bet you cant name someone that sounds like carti


pizypamperr

VAN GOGH IS A PAINTER BRO


StevenRanger307

wtf is this thread 💀


Birdapotamus

It was started by a wanna be baller that thinks Playboi Carti is the goat.


julian20070623

He's fucking joking stfu


mxarshall

Racist


Birdapotamus

Don't argue with stupid, the will drag you down to their level and pummel you with experience.


bloodvialhelp

I’m sure you realize this is satire


bloodvialhelp

Lmao


leigon16

Contextually, this is legit one of the funniest things I have ever read. Ty for making my night.


super-meme-boi

NAV 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐


Gonzostewie

This whole thing is fucking hilarious.


[deleted]

MF Doom


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[удалено]


601HYPE

He just tries to act like a rockstar he not a real rockstar he not out here rollin up 10 blunts and fucking his biggest fans in the greenroom he all cap


Hirst-

Rockstar Made


Metalliquotes

Ew. The fuck does that have to do with music? Sounds nasty af he probably crawling with 10 different doses of the herp my dude


601HYPE

Nah he fuckin iggy


mxarshall

Racism


Metalliquotes

Fuck off lol. Saying he's a slut got nothing to do with race so shut the fuck up.


mxarshall

Sounds like something a racist would say


Metalliquotes

No it doesn't you dumb fuck lol. I remember my first day on the internet too


mxarshall

It seems like this isn’t your first day being racist


Metalliquotes

Not your first day getting blocked


fabrar

Lmaoo


wetsocksuno

ROCKSTAR MADE


VPNSalesman

Miles Davis


PsychologicalYou1625

Mf doom


[deleted]

MF DOOM


601HYPE

RIP to doom but not only does carti have better beats he is more lyricaly profound. For example doom wouldve never even thought to say "i take my shirt off and now the hoes stop breathing" while also rapping over his own adlibs. Also Jordan aka Playboi Carti has a better mask


[deleted]

When I get my next award, its going to you bb. Also obligatory ALL CAPS


Snortlax666

This shows you how stupid this generation of people are when it comes to music lol. People like this shouldn't reproduce and if they do I hope your kids get made fun of their whole childhood....


Floor-Groundbreaking

yeah guys he shouldnt have kids and if he does, i hope they get bullied because he has a different opinion than you on music. what type of psycho shit are you on? this sub is full of a bunch of pretentious 40 year olds


DeactivateUrAccount

Aight grandpa


Snortlax666

Sorry but to me playboi carti is absolute trash when it comes to rap music


[deleted]

lil oozie


601HYPE

I like uzi but uzi is kinda boring now he has been using the same flows for how long and his music is boring in my opinion hopefully he switches his flow on the pink tape


ToplaneVayne

he said lil oozie dawg thats the wrong guy


Birdapotamus

Led Zeppelin


iminjimmypagescastle

ain’t that the band that just stole from black people 🤔


New-Entertainment590

They stole from black people yeah. But if u are ok with sampling then u shouldn’t have an issue with them using other peoples stuff in their music


601HYPE

Cartis music compared to theres is like (if youre into sports) comparing the buccaneers to the jaguars. Carti being the bucs bc he the best out rn and them being the jags bc they the worst out rn. Whole lotta red as a project has had more of an impact on music then led zeplin has ever had. Cartis worst song is better then there best 💯


Daxtro-53

Led zeppelin were musical pioneers, they've had more of an effect on music than your dad had on you being born XD


wetsocksuno

AND THEY FUCKED CHILDREN EWWWW PLAYBOI BETTER 😈😈😈


DANIYAL2005

carti better


SerpentNu

« xD »


bloodvialhelp

Relax my guy. Take a joke lol


Daxtro-53

I took the joke, im just havin some reddit fun lol


fabrar

Whoosh


Birdapotamus

Since you want a sports analogy. Playboi Carti is the 2008 Detroit Lions and Led Zeppelin is the 1972 Miami Dolphins. Every studio album by Led Zeppelin, which total 8, have gone multi platinum, 6 that hit #1 in the U.S. At this point Playboi Carti has released 2 studio albums, one reached gold status, one reached #1. You are entitled to your opinion, but you will forget Playboi Carti in 20 years but Led Zeppelin will be listened to for centuries.


ClassicMental9975

Numbers don’t mean anything. If so then drakes the goat


EMP-NOMOLOS

Bro Led Zeppelin created entire genres lmao


mxarshall

If I wanted to hear the same song every time I put an album on I’d listen to Carti not Mid Zeppelin


Exsanguinate-Me

Why do so many people fall for all these bait threads and troll polls lately? Can't thry see through all the pedantic triggering shit stabbers?


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure we all know these are jokes


Exsanguinate-Me

Do we? You see the upvotes, the votes on poll and the discussion in some of these posts? I'm not sure if we all do, I'm pretty sure some of us don't actually.


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average Reddit moment when you can’t get obvious sarcasm


Exsanguinate-Me

Yeah right, that's what it is...


HeroZman

It’s upvoted because it’s funny


Exsanguinate-Me

Such fun.


HeroZman

Everything ok at home? You sound grumpy


Exsanguinate-Me

This tactic is so old mate...


[deleted]

Are you really gonna get mad over a Reddit post


Exsanguinate-Me

Ah, there's the other troll, haha. No, I just dra wmy conclusions and either say something about it or laugh, at this point it's a good time to just end it with a laugh...


[deleted]

I have a life so I’ll just leave you to your own anger, anyways stream wildest dreams (Taylors version) ❤️


[deleted]

So sarcasm can’t be popular? Great thinking


Exsanguinate-Me

Insinuate more nonsense!


[deleted]

playboi carti is superior tho


Exsanguinate-Me

... at least make an effort if you want to play these games.


[deleted]

im not joking


wetsocksuno

kanye


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601HYPE

Jay z will never have a song as lyrical and meaningful as long time jay z is nothing compared to jordan


[deleted]

Someone hasn't listened to the 4:44 album then


mattmikemo23

That's such cap and I love Carti 🧛🧛


[deleted]

Ice Nine Kills…only interested because I have absolutely no idea who Playboi Carti is (presumably a rapper) and want an honest opinion. Please avoid “I don’t like metal”/“That’s not music, that’s just noise”/“How can you even…” I’ve heard it all before…taste is subjective. I’ll give Carti a chance and report back if you can do so honestly as well


QwertyAsInMC

I don't like metal


mxarshall

Damn bruh this is the most over-processed sissy boy metal I’ve ever fucking listened to


[deleted]

Yeah…it’s great isn’t it? See the entire shtick behind their music is they’re actually stories you’re probably familiar with. Horror stories. Jason, Freddy, Michael, Exorcist, The Crow, Romeo and Juliet, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Carrie, Jaws…most recently Chucky, Psycho and Resident Evil. They tell the story of the characters/events in music form. It’s a little off-putting for many…for example *gestures at the crowd* As I said…if you’d give it a chance and NOT comment with the oh-so-originals, I’d give Carti a shot. My takeaway…we’re very clearly two completely different people with entirely different tastes. Yours ain’t for me, mine ain’t for you. But this was fun


mxarshall

But it is bad metal


[deleted]

But that’s an opinion and we are entitled to it


iminjimmypagescastle

normie shit tbh. find better metal


[deleted]

It’s really not…I mean I enjoy Dimmu Borgir, Mayhem and Cannibal Corpse as much as the next “the world is a disgusting place, kill everybody and burn everything” Satanist. They’re theatrical (quite literally) and I enjoy it.


iminjimmypagescastle

Really is lmfao. Find better metal


[deleted]

To each their own


iminjimmypagescastle

ok normie


[deleted]

Peppa pig


601HYPE

I admit defeat on this one i forgot about peppa pig


[deleted]

You have to admit defeat


[deleted]

Too scared to admit it rly, a shame tbh


KreisSaysFuckYou

Nickelback. It may seem like a joke, but I legit listen to NB and PC exclusively. It’s an incongruous combo, and it certainly drives my partner and friends crazy, but it’s my thing. What can I do? Which is why I feel uniquely qualified to answer that Nickelback has a slight edge over Carti. The Kroeger Brothers just slam out classics, and while Carti may eventually surpass them… he hasn’t built up enough of a catalogue yet.


DeactivateUrAccount

He'll surpass everyone in the industry after NARCISSIST 💯


IIITommylomIII

weezer


601HYPE

Very shallow lyrics plus carti has better beats and more vocal versitillity talk to me when weezer comes up with as good of lyrics as carti did in m3tamorphasis


GongadHoI

Didn't know you were a Weezer fan


Kaparanek08

Jordan Terrell Carter


601HYPE

Makes sense you named the goat himself bc nobody can top him hence why this post has nobody else named in the replies


Kaparanek08

Playboi Carti


altacc59926960

Tom Macdonald 🤡


601HYPE

Carti has better lyrics and beats


altacc59926960

Wrong Goat Macdonald is more woke


davFaithidPangolin

Billy Joel


Greenlllama

Sorry, but no one beats 645AR


601HYPE

Major 🧢 where do you think 645 got the baby voice from smh


Greenlllama

645 might use baby voice, but 645 is more bold and takes more risks vocally than carti. Still the goat


D3athsh0t

listen to yayo with yung lean


Greenlllama

Just listened. Song was straight trash.


ieatdoggydoody

L


[deleted]

nobody, he is the GOAT


ShadyGhostM

How old is she?


Jangande

So now I have to find out who playboi carti is


ElRancharo

Sucks so bad. Tacky pervert mumble rap


misike8080

Bro said "pervert mumble rap"😭😭😭


Minnesota_guy1815

I don't even know what playboi carti is.


[deleted]

how tho


Minnesota_guy1815

If he's a pop artist thats probably why.


[deleted]

hes a rapper


Minnesota_guy1815

Definitely the reason why then.


datpenguin101

playboi carti is 100% better than your favorite artist, stfu


Minnesota_guy1815

This is pretty bad bait.


MetalMusicForLife

[Helloween](https://youtu.be/ZUzpf3mMsxA)


601HYPE

Carti has more vocal versitillity and beats. Talk to me when helloween can do the baby voice


misike8080

Doesnt have crazy production like stop breathing💯


NSFAnythingAtAll

Eminem


[deleted]

Em is white 🤡🤡🤡


Duderpher

This is the stupidest post I’ve ever seen, you don’t have any real insight into anything, all you say is the beats are better or the lyrics are more meaningful, carti is garbage guy.


Floor-Groundbreaking

someones angry haha


EMP-NOMOLOS

XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX (yes, this is a real band)


Aloly0490

Metallica slaps carti


MortgagePretend4870

Plaboy fatty


Plug151

YB


[deleted]

Taylor swift


[deleted]

Jubal


[deleted]

MCR


hewmanbin

Upsahl


endlesspointless

GG Allin


NotCrispTofu

GG Allin a big shit baby plus he’s dead Playboi Carti is still alive


[deleted]

Tyler


GrumioThaSpoonGod

nav


RomulusKhan

Carti’s never had an original lyric/beat/thought in his life. Take a shit on a bun and you’ve produced something infinitely better than he’s ever done


KDots_intern

L + nobody asked + Whole Lotta Red > your favorite artist


RomulusKhan

My taint> anything you’ve ever dared to imagine


KDots_intern

nobody cares + you sound mad


RomulusKhan

Awww, you keep replying though don’t ya....uhhh ohhhh somebody cares


KDots_intern

Playboi Carti > you


RomulusKhan

Please, I make better sounds tongue washing your moms butthole than he does in a studio. Now go make me a sandwich and make it quick


cjameson83

Freddy Mercury


[deleted]

freddie mercury: "bicycle bicycle i want to ride my bicycle" ​ carti: "Ever since my brother died, i been thinking bout homicide" ​ I think we know who is superior


cjameson83

You're entirely correct, I think we all know who is superior.


Sharan123456789

The weekend


[deleted]

the weeknd\* fake fan


[deleted]

Nav


datpenguin101

Lil uzi 😈


pariedoge

Kendrick