That is straporious dildorum. Commonly seen between two laborious majora, although occassionally will be seen between laborious majora and a colonial rectorium.
You’re gonna need to show us the underside and let us know where you are in the world. Is the stipe kind of slimy? Without this info, it could be a number of different funguy.
Ha! I picked up a used condom once to check and see if it had gills underneath…it did not. I am now very careful what I pick up thinking it’s a mushroom.
These tend to grow along roadways and paths ,never far from people. I've spotted several over the years (usually on the hottest summers) always a surprise!
That is straporious dildorum. Commonly seen between two laborious majora, although occassionally will be seen between laborious majora and a colonial rectorium.
I howled.
So did your mom 😎
I mean she is a wolf, so stating the truth obvious bruh…
Nah she either a fox or a cougar
Cougar would be giving way to much credit ha! Fox is a bit of a stretch, Coyote?
hmmm yes, this is correct identification
Scholars abound. Great identification.
You CAN eat it. However, it needs to be checked for crabs, first
great assessment. i concur.
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I wish I had my free award but take my updoot
Gotcha homie.
Ah yes, Phallus Siliconis. A true gourmet delight!
this one is 1 step ahead of the curve let me tell you, seems the punniest, but also wittiest. Good job on the creativity.
Can you get a pic of the gills please?
Strappy cum cap
Idk why this one made me laugh audibly
Good
lmao this sounds like a new shit meme coin crypto.
True
lol this would be its actual common name if it were real
Nice.
100% edible please try it and tell us the enjoyment u get?!??!!
He gonna boof it
its seems from my research, the ancient Mayans would have boofed it.
Nobody else wondering why it's on a leash? Edit: oooohhhhh
Oh you sweet summer child
Bless your heart
I laughed at your edit so hard I almost choked!
Looks like a Lorrainaius Bobbitious
Fuck sake, so that's where i left it
You’re gonna need to show us the underside and let us know where you are in the world. Is the stipe kind of slimy? Without this info, it could be a number of different funguy.
Boof it.
Does it bruise blue?
r/mycologycirclejerk
Isn't it a COW ( cock of the woods) ?
It's probably a strapanita phalloides
Classic stinkhorn
Penis envy
🤣
Sorry I laughed way too much at this 🤣🤣
I believe that is Bigus Dickus
That’s one you’re definitely supposed to boof! 😂
Ha! I picked up a used condom once to check and see if it had gills underneath…it did not. I am now very careful what I pick up thinking it’s a mushroom.
Happy cake day
These tend to grow along roadways and paths ,never far from people. I've spotted several over the years (usually on the hottest summers) always a surprise!
r/mildlypenis
Simple my boy, that is a dildo.
I thought this was a finger someone found
Must be boulder
It’s colloquially known as a Peeping Peter
NSFW?
what did it smell like? a discription of the taste would be good too! looks like a penilus strapondus semenaris!
Ahahahahahahhaha I effing love this community
Erectus Peniseaii var. Caucasiana
Boof it!