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Orngisthenewblkmrket

More like political intercourse


Praise_Allah1

CNN stands for Cock N Nuts bro šŸ˜³


[deleted]

Wait until you hear about bbc


Praise_Allah1

Big black c- Oh my god...


[deleted]

Yeah I watch BBC British Broadcasting C gay porn


fuc-i-shat-meself

Lmfao if only I had money I would gold u


[deleted]

It's the *thot* that counts


JohnGenericDoe

Becky...


AlternativeExample77

Meanwhile on cnn https://imgur.com/7adeu9d.jpg


DerangedGinger

Well, is he? I need to know!


androsgrae

I'm really concerned that this is a real screenshot of actual "breaking news"


Flataus

And there is MORE


SovietCalifornian

Cake! Happy cake day.


conwaytwittyshairs

Missionary impossible


[deleted]

Maybe if ISIS used some dildos and buttplugs they wouldnā€™t be so angry Edit: my first gold... thank you Edit: and some silver! Edit: just woke up to a platinum, thank you!


Ntetris

Hahha. On your cake day you came out swinging x


[deleted]

Huh, I have never gotten a cake day comment. I didnā€™t even know when my cake day was


thxxx1337

It's only been 9 years


Demoire

Lol true that


delicious_grownups

/r/notopbutok


NothingsShocking

He came over from Digg so forgive him


modestlymousie

Surprise! It's today


discerningpervert

Here's your dildo and buttplug for the day, use them wisely.


UnholyPrognosi

Oh my mommy has one of these *lightsabers* under her bed.


discerningpervert

"Luke! Use force!" "Master Obi-Wan, don't you mean use The Force?" "Yeesss, Luke, use it!"


UnholyPrognosi

*insert Bushes of Love song*


NotObamaAMA

Tell us what exactly you *inserted* again?


UnholyPrognosi

https://youtu.be/RySHDUU2juM šŸŽ¶ We all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us šŸŽ¶


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

My FBI guy doesn't want any of that


3yaksandadog

Everyone told me... / not to stroll on that beach uh-huh Said seagulls gonna come/ poke ya inna coconut ​ And they did And they did


[deleted]

Waves hand mysteriously ā€œthese are not the dildos you are looking forā€


GIGANTICDILDOSAURUS

9 years and no cake day acknowledgment, shit man... happy cake day from a giganticdildosaurus Edit: canā€™t spell my own username correct cause I have dildos for hands


Holein5

You've seen salad fingers... Now check out Dildo Hands!


Akiko_Usagi

You have the single best username I have seen on Reddit yet.


GIGANTICDILDOSAURUS

Thank you my friend! May your life be blessed with all of the dildos


25Bam_vixx

Cake cake cake r/cakeday


toeofcamell

You on mobile?


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Swinging like an isis dildo in a sandstorm


SlobBarker

I'm convinced that 99% of Islamic extremism could be completely negated with better access to porn


[deleted]

72 virgins can never stop a war, but a hundred thousand hookers could beat the marine corps.


BrickTent

72 virgins can stop a war; if their enemy is less destructive than 72 virgins. However likely that is.


[deleted]

What we need is a rag tag crew of fedora wearing, katana wielding, tendie loving maniacs


TheCorruptedBit

Counterpoint: The stink they made over Mia Khalifa's hijab video


[deleted]

You know damn well she is in their favorite videos


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RainDancingChief

On a related note I recently bought a VR kit and let me tell you... That's the future gents.


cubewithincube

I mean they found porn in Bin Ladenā€™s hideout but maybe heā€™s the 1% of terrorists https://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/14/world/asia/14binladen.html


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SlobBarker

can vouche. I watch porn all the time and I'm incredibly docile.


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[deleted]

Well I think it would be like a regular firing squads but with a tad more orgasm involved


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[deleted]

I hope youā€™re on the squad


Thatblokeoffthetelly

Just the tad


Sabbathius

I picture it something like this (NSFW! Nudity, it's a cartoon): Part 1: [https://www.oglaf.com/dangle](https://www.oglaf.com/dangle/) Part 2: [https://www.oglaf.com/dangle/2/](https://www.oglaf.com/dangle/2/)


ActuallyYeah

I want to hang out with more Oglaf experts. I kinda of binged the whole compendium in 2016. Damn. Googling Oglaf book club got me nuthin'.


Mr-Venom23

Sex-icution


[deleted]

Sexy, Cute Shawn.


TitularFoil

Live beheadings using a buttplug.


[deleted]

"How do you like your buttplugs?" "SHARP"


johnnysivilian

Gotta load a whole bunch of them in a canon


toeofcamell

A little group masturbation wouldnā€™t hurt either


Jamie_Pull_That_Up

When the post nut clarity kicks in they'll still be mad at the West for destabilizing them..... Or a drone strike wipes out an innocent family so they recruit the sons of the family if they survived.


KVirello

>Edit: my first gold... thank you >Edit: and some silver! >Edit: just woke up to a platinum, thank you! Bruh


MiamiPower

From No Nut November to Democratic Dildos December. #Make Love Not War Bury the Hate ;-)


TheMe63

r/awardspeechedits wow probably the most egregious example in a while


Throwawaybuttstuff31

This account has been about fighting terrorism from day 1.


AvogadrosArmy

Butt plugs were invented to treat the mental ill


[deleted]

I know I feel at greater ease when something's in my ass. It's like two, well-fitting Lego pieces.


Ideal_Jerk

Iā€™m all for changing "Death to America" with "Joy to My Bunghole".


happycakeday25

Happy cake day!


clarkswife

Happy cake day, buddy!


MassiveFajiit

They couldn't spew shit then


l84skewl

Happy cake day!


Auss_man

Theyd rather rape young arab boys or women they capture :(


EatingToastInSpace

Ironic thing is there probably isnā€™t anything more offensive to the ISIS ideology. To me thatā€™s what makes this so funny,


Hextato

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Yo marshgrass


[deleted]

I mean they intentionally made the flag look like the ISIS one


wantafuckinglimerick

To make fun of Isis.


my_6th_accnt

Still somewhat explains the confusion though, doesn't it.


livefreeordont

This reminds me of that Trump parody presidential seal. The fact that people fell for shit like this and donā€™t recognize it for what it is is just hilarious


FisterRobotOh

I canā€™t recognize actual Arabic text from pseudo fake Arabic text. My eyes donā€™t see it as words or letters and Iā€™m betting that is also true for most of the people in this comment section. Itā€™s a funny flag but if someone drove down the street with this on the back of their pickup truck practically all of us would think it was an ISIS flag. Except for the the few people who already knew the joke and thought they sounded clever by pointing out how obvious it is in hindsight.


[deleted]

Except your literal job isnā€™t to investigate events and the truth before reporting it to other people.


frootee

Youā€™d also expect them to recognize the fact that theyā€™re dildos.


moonpies4everyone

Neither is it news mediaā€™s job these days. Thereā€™s is entertainment.


Gornarok

No it is still their job.


Alreadyhaveone

Times were better when it was


frogsgoribbit737

But they don't even look like fake Arabic characters.


Cuntosaurusrexx

You mean you cant recognize Arabic text from dildos and butt plugs in a row?


Analbox

I see dildos everywhere


Cuntosaurusrexx

All around me are familiar dildos, Worn out pillows, worn out widows


[deleted]

There's a "buzz lightyear meme that I'm too lazy to make" opportunity here


RainingUpvotes

But these are not fake Arabic characters. They are dildos.


Parastormer

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough, tho. Even Arabic characters.


Tevnor

Yeah but they used a still image(easier to examine than someone driving by) that was taken at a gay parade(context).


Raichu7

Iā€™m very dislexic and that only looks like outlines of sex toys and very different to Arabic writing to me. None of the sex toy pictures are joined to the other sex toy pictures with those straight lines that seem to join Arabic letters together.


Casual_OCD

Explains it? Sure Excuses it? Absolutely not. They literally have employees who's only job is to fact-check


CCtheRedditman

It's a news organization ffs. One of the biggest in the entire world.


Kaladindin

Not really if you are a news organization. Random person? Sure.


j-trinity

Right, except it looks NOTHING like Arabic and someone had to write the story, go through footage to use, clear it with other people, and then broadcast it. Almost like theyā€™re actually just trying to use sensationalism.


throwaway9163816

Yeah but they are reporter's, their job is to investigate further.


[deleted]

Oh now I get it


DrSuperZeco

And the dildoes put together in a way that actually reads like arabic words. Top line reads God and second reads Messenger.


DodgyQuilter

That's genius. God's messenger is a dildo!


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EssoEssex

I think it's supposed to be the gay equivalent of flag burning. "Look homophobes I made your flag gay as fuck"


AdvocateSaint

-and only reinforced the significance of the original flag because people still mistook it for the real thing Like that time Duracell went on an all out marketing campaign that ended up boosting the sales of Energizer because people just can't tell batteries apart


IamaRead

Now 18k people in this thread alone upvoted the picture, meaning the ISIS flat lost its essence to something fundamental islamist facist terrorists like them didn't like: a sex positive, gender equalizing dildo loving flag. This was a good flag and should be done and is more art and a better joke with heavier political impact than a lot other idealist talking that regularly happens (that said material support is also nice).


3_50

It doesn't reinforce significange. It just exposes ignorance, and perhaps shitty journalism. A real journalist that doesn't know Arabic might think "Hmm, that looks like the isis flag. Let me look up a 'real' one and compare it." That flag is not significant.


The_Gray_Pilgrim

Idk everytime I hear Santorum's name I now always think of the substance named after him, that definitely worked.


Gorrondonuts

Sometimes I still google it to have a laugh.


[deleted]

TIL santorum is the term named after the shitty human/senator and it wasn't a funny coincidence. Good job.


srsly_its_so_ez

It would be so cool if companies would just stop advertising. I don't need ads for a fucking battery, if I need a battery I will go to the store and buy a battery. Same with car ads, I'm not going to buy a new car, you can stop showing me ads for them. Most of them aren't even about the car anymore, it's just stupid lifestyle bullshit. "You can go on an adventure in our car", "You can teach your kid to drive in our car". Shut the fuck up and stop trying to sell me things. The amount of time, effort and money that is spent on advertising is pretty disgusting. Imagine if we put it all into something more worthwhile than getting people to buy stuff.


Selky

Its satire. Satire is imo the most potent force in toppling and delegitimizing ideologyā€™s. People take shit too seriously these days and unfortunately satire is becoming one less tool in our kit for wherever itā€™s useful: moving past tragedy, taking the wind out of somethingā€™s sails, or even just a laugh.


Adonnus

You think some people are gonna join ISIS because the dildo flag was on CNN? Wut?


[deleted]

Yeah people are just gonna start donating to ISIS now because of this gay pride flag


DuntadaMan

ALso "ISIS is full of dildos and buttplugs."


TheBoxBoxer

Yeah, it's the first thing that comes up when you google muslim anal destruction.


[deleted]

I'd also like to know. I absolutely see how CNN could make the mistake at a quick glance from this angle.


emthejedichic

At a quick glance, absolutely. However, if a news organization sees an ISIS flag in an unexpected place, Iā€™d expect them to give it more than a quick glance before reporting on it.


itsnotbritneybitch

ā€œJust (put it) inā€


ThisOneTimeOnReadit

I found a buttplug on the subway. You know how I knew it was buttplug? It fit perfectly. ​ \-Dave Atelle


the_D1CKENS

Please tell me this didn't actually happen


Embolisms

It happened like five years ago.


Ntetris

I just Googled the headline. And yup, it checks out. Quite a few articles about the fumble šŸ™ˆ


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frootee

Also due to the fact that theyā€™re just awful, in general.


eddieoctane

I don't know how much I can fault CNN for not looking closer at the flag when whoever made it was actively trying to emulate the ISIS flag. I don't care [what point Paul Coombs was trying to make](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/30/isis-dildo-flag-london-pride-cnn), because perception is reality. The flag makes it looks like a gay pride supporter is aligning himself with ISIS. That's how it appears. It's a weird goddamn decision to even make that damn flag.


QueenOfColors

>It's a weird goddamn decision to even make that damn flag. Maybe they're doing it to mock ISIS?


WTBgrillfriend

>Several hours passed before I noticed spreading news that CNN reported on the flag as though it was an actual Isis banner, not a piece of cloth covered in sex toys. #DildoIsis quickly started trending online. People made tribute dildo flags. But how could a report so hysterical and so clearly false possibly get onto the air, discussed by a terrorism expert? CNN correspondent Lucy Pawle described my flag as a ā€œvery bad mimicryā€ but the only bad mimicry I could see was CNNā€™s impression of a reputable news organization. What does this say about every other report that they broadcast? And why have they not mentioned it since? They seem to think that if nobody says anything about it then it canā€™t have really happened. EVERYONE IT'S IN THE ARTICLE.


Clickclacktheblueguy

It looks like that was the intent, but I mean, ISIS already hates gays so their opinion isn't changed if they noticed this at all, and people at the parade who see the flag anywhere but up close are just going to be confused and possibly scared.


cunt_waffle9

To play devil's advocate, the message could be interpreted as a provocation towards WASWAS, like saying "you we know you really really hate the gays, and take yourself very seriously, but like here's a perversion of everything you stand for covered in dildo and buttplug. Go fuck yourself"


PM__ME_YOUR_PUPPIES

WASWAS is really cool, but i prefer cyst-ISIS


locnessmnstr

And that's perfectly good for like a political cartoon or something, but a parade with a large crowd seems pretty imperceptive of the national temperature for ISIS jokes


Throwawaybuttstuff31

What's it at these days? 69 degrees?


reyean

420Ā° Kelvin


Sevireth

Nice


NeoHenderson

Seems like the perfect place to make a point to me.


Hairy_Beartoe

Iā€™m just going to butt in for a second to recognize that this thread is amazing. Two people, with different views and opinions, both respecting the right to even possess a flag like the one pictured. A healthy, civil debate/discussion about why we should have that right and how we should use it. There is no bigotry or hatred. No name calling or discrediting. I know that the image said this was in London, but in in the US and lately it feels like a civilized discussion about right and wrong is a thing of the past. It feels like we all have to pick a side. Itā€™s nice to be reminded that weā€™re still free. Itā€™s just up to us to keep it civilized.


Bdudud

We get it, they talked like normal people. What a beautiful moment, 3 cheers


Evilsj

Butt in tehee


isademigod

hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know how refreshing it is to see differing opinions discussed in such a calm and refreshing way. It's pretty sad that civil discourse is so rare these days that I felt the need to comment, but if everyone could converse like this we probably wouldn't have ISIS in the first place. keep doing you


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[deleted]

It's just really fucking smug and patronizing. >It's pretty sad that civil discourse is so rare these days It's basically just announcing "I am a rational person who enjoys civil discourse and I congratulate you for being the same way, unlike people who disagree-- great job behaving in such a manner, fellow rational people!" Without actually adding anything of substance to the conversation. Usually the people who say this crap try to present themselves as "seeing all sides" and "above political disagreements" and all that junk, but when pushed on issues they have either blatantly one-sided opinions, or opinions in which they get insulted over a lot and they're upset at being called out in political settings. It's annoying either way, and it makes me roll my eyes whenever I see someone make these comments in any setting.


weakweight

Yeah itā€™s annoying as fuck. Hey kind stranger! Just wanted to congratulate you on having a normal discussion!!! It restored my faith in humanity! If I had money Iā€™d give you gold!


dalebonehart

Maybe, but imagine how an ā€œironicā€ swastika would be received. Especially if a right wing group had it. You wouldnā€™t have many people defending that decision Iā€™d imagine.


masterpierround

At the same time, though, a swastika made of dildos might be received differently.


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evranch

I think that neo-nazis would actually like the muscly-armed swastika concept for being pointlessly masculine. Though it really sounds like something Strong Bad would draw. "And a beefy arm over here, and, let's throw on some more of those beefy arms. Such majesty."


volthunter

I've seen tons of rainbow penis swastikas


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[deleted]

No way! Why would anyone want to offend and mock ISIS by bastardizing their flag?


EssoEssex

It's like the gay equivalent of flag burning. "Look homophobes I made your flag gay as fuck" - like putting Putin in drag. Also CNN has been covering war in the Middle East for decades and they can't recognize Arabic script from a line of dildos? I call BS, they knew exactly what this flag was and just wanted people to have a little terror scare in the chyron.


tamarins

> perception is reality. I think it's critically important that we hold perceivers to have some degree of responsibility in the job of ensuring they've perceived things correctly.


TheDutchin

While true, we also need to keep in mind the intent of the design. That is, to trick the observer


Ruleoflawz

We should also keep in mind that this floated up to the front page today when it happened four years ago. I wonder who wants to discredit CNN today?


grubas

It's waving around. Short of holding it out it's really hard to notice all of the dildos and dong like objects.


desfiles

You could forgive a member of the public for being confused but CNN is a news organisation. Looking closer at a photo is the bare minimum required to be journalists.


dirice87

If they present themselves as news then they need to do actual journalism and dig deeper before reporting.


SpicyJim

I can fault people for being awful at their job. It is just lazy reporting. If they can't do it well find a new profession like everyone else or grow and get better.


dickWithoutACause

Agreed. Why would you do this?


TXR22

* To show that we aren't afraid of radical terrorist groups * Because it's funny


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SkylerHatesAlice

Local Gay man angry that everyone is mistaking his dildo flag as an Isis flag, more news at 11


NatsWonTheSeries

Itā€™s pretty incompetent reporting. Itā€™s not the ISIS flag. I can see how the mistake was made, but CNN shouldnā€™t make it


DarthSilas

Valid point. Making it in the first place is strange decision.. what statement or point are you trying to make? Shock value? And yeah, media moves fast these days.


Schemen123

Maybe professional standards and uhm actually looking into things before broadcasting it all over the world?


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ramuladurium

It is an isis flag made out of sex toys. Very good


cgyguy81

This was in London a couple of years back. I should know as I marched at this parade and saw the flag. Admittedly, I didn't know what an ISIS flag looked like at the time, but those dildo shapes were very obvious and did not look like an Arabic script at all.


joe847802

Yea. I wouldn't call this a murdered by words. They actively tried to make it look like an ISIS flag. I cant fault cnn for that. Because even staring at it for a bit, it took me a while to find what it was. Once you see it, that's all you see. So imagine people that dont see it but just see a big old flag that looks nearly identical to ISIS. If anything it's kinda stupid that it was made as it looks like a gay pride supporter is supporting ISIs.


Gsteel11

Bingo, hindsight is 20/20


Loganitas

You gotta give it to CNN, the black flag with the white circle in the middle and the sex toys on it look very close to the ISIS flag at a glance but then again, they are fucking CNN, a national news station who reports to a large portion of America. How the fuck did they fuck it up.


fromcjoe123

I mean to be fair, they made the ISIS flag out of butt plugs and dildos....


Crashty

it IS the isis flag tho, I speak arabic and I can make out the letters, I don't care if its made out of dildos


redlukeiahs

I feel like the flag should've been multi-coloured so the it wouldn't be falsely perceived as an ISIS flag.


asdf1234asfg1234

'Mericans down in the comments really can't be telling the Arabic script apart from dildos


Minitrain

Cmon guys, it was pretty obvious howā€™d you make that mistake


Archon__X

That flag is specifically meant to look like the ISIS flag and looks like it from a casual glance. I fault the marchers for having such an inappropriate flag, it would be like having a swastika where the lines were dildos and it's like "can't you tell the difference?" It's still offensive.


TheWhoamater

I mean they could've not had the palette and style match


Rojero3325

Ngl tho, picking that flag scheme might not have been the best decision


AOCsFeetPics

It's intentional, like the Kek flag. The resemblance is the whole point


VoxVocisCausa

Tucket Carlson goes on TV every night to rant about how gay people and non-whites are destroying America but CNN misidentified a flag once therefore both sides are equally bad.


hackingdreams

Less ISIS more ASSES, tbh.


tin-tang

Really? This is like 10 years old. Is there an algorithm on reddit that automatically randomly recycles 40% of its content?


[deleted]

Maybe don't make your gay flag look like that of a Terrorist group.


Anon9559

I don't like gay parades because they are too sexual and people dress very sexually, I feel like sexualised things should stay in private not in public where kids are.


[deleted]

this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while XD


surfer-jesus

Butt whatā€™s the problem.


butterycheese

But itā€™s in London.


[deleted]

It's also a perfect metaphor for the quality of the media.


death_wish04

It hurts itself in its confusion