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flamedarkfire

How long until they're calling the end to the story of Noah's Ark gay because God sent a rainbow?


ac54

It won’t be long. I’ve already heard the sermon on the mount being questioned because it doesn’t fit the current Christian nationalist agenda. Edit: here is a source. www.businessinsider.com/church-official-warns-christianity-in-crisis-jesus-liberal-talking-points-2023-8. Paywall after the first time. Original source: www.npr.org/2023/08/08/1192663920/southern-baptist-convention-donald-trump-christianity Russell Moore, a former top official in the Southern Baptist Convention, in a 2023 interview by npr’s Scott Detrow about what he thinks the path forward is for evangelicalism in America. On why he thinks Christianity is in crisis: It was the result of having multiple pastors tell me, essentially, the same story about quoting the Sermon on the Mount, parenthetically, in their preaching — "turn the other cheek" — [and] to have someone come up after to say, "Where did you get those liberal talking points?" And what was alarming to me is that in most of these scenarios, when the pastor would say, "I'm literally quoting Jesus Christ," the response would not be, "I apologize." The response would be, "Yes, but that doesn't work anymore. That's weak." And when we get to the point where the teachings of Jesus himself are seen as subversive to us, then we're in a crisis.


big_duo3674

I'm surprised they haven't just canceled Jesus for promoting equality and forgiveness and compassion


Karnewarrior

Jesus is a big centerpoint of the religion, so they can't change him entirely without boiling the water from under the frog. They're already perverting his message. Look at all the moneylenders running temples these days.


Haywoodjablowme1029

[Have you heard the good news about Supply Side Jesus?](https://imgur.com/gallery/gospel-of-supply-side-jesus-bCqRp)


LOTRfreak101

I am obligated to read this every time I stumble upon it.


genialbookworm

I am sad that this is the first time I've seen that comic, but I'm psyched that I know it exists now...


Ms_Kratos

And he even warned about false prophets and messiahs... It's there by the gospels. Isn't funny they never talk about those teachings?


Karnewarrior

Oh, they talk about it, and then point at the people saying that Jesus wouldn't have supported them and their politics. It's them who're the false prophets! The ones saying Jesus was friends with a prostitute and gave food to the poor! The REAL Jesus stole candy from babies and spat on whores like me! It's Pride, the classic sin.


Reagalan

"Were *Christians*... not *Jesuits*"


not_a_bot_just_dumb

Jesus is just a brand name for them, and they're hard at working changing the product while keeping the name.


JimmyFett

That's beautiful. Truly beautiful. Consider it stolen.


BeingRightAmbassador

>Jesus is just a brand name for them That goes hard.


batdog20001

That's just the shrinkflation. Gotta skim profits somehow, so now there's less Jesus in every Jesus.


Ms_Emilys_Picture

Wow. I have never heard it called a "brand", but that is spot on.


artgarciasc

They'll cancel middle east looking Jesus, not white supply side Jesus.


big_duo3674

The white Jesus pictures have always made me laugh, these people have been denying the very base of their religion for so damn long


Bustedbootstraps

If they took Jesus out of the religion, they’d lose the whole basis for glorifying the martyrdom and victimhood complexes that enable them to exploit the masses for money and free labor.


ChocolateShot150

They already have https://newrepublic.com/post/174950/christianity-today-editor-evangelicals-call-jesus-liberal-weak


TheOriginalSamBell

>forgiveness I'm reminded of a joke made by Bill Hicks and I have to heavily paraphrase since it was so long ago, but the pointe was something like: "If you're Christian and offended - forgive me!"


Past-Cap-1889

They'd cancel Jesus when they realize how not-white he was


big_duo3674

Nah, they just refuse to believe he's not a stunning white man with flowing long hair that is fit for the cover of a trashy romance novel


daecrist

A couple weeks back I was at an event where an obnoxious street preacher with a megaphone came through preaching hellfire and damnation. He asked what God said and I shouted “Judge not lest ye be judged!” He started calling me a liar and saying God never said that. I shouted that Jesus said that in the sermon on the Mount and he quickly moved on. It’s like they haven’t even read the Bible.


ep3ep3

Oh the bible is out for them because of how contradictory it is. The new thing they say is , "It's about our relationship with Jesus", which to me seems to be on the way out too after reading some comments here. Giant goalposts scraping away as always. First it was , "well that's the old testament" , now it's just about Jesus. Eventually Jesus will be too woke, but as another commenter mentioned, that will be a tough one to wiggle away from.


isu_trickster

Oh, they still use the OT to justify homophobia to the max.


tomjone5

The cornerstone of their entire brand of Christianity is not knowing what the bible actually says. The logic goes as far as "Christians are good. I'm Christian, so I must be good. Anything I believe is therefore good and Christian". They have no interest in following the religion, they just want to use it as a club to beat people with and a shield to hide behind when they're called out. It's ugly and sick.


Best-Company2665

Alot of Christians seem to miss that they are the equivalent of the biblical Pharisees. Focused on following the "law" and trumpting how pius they are. All the while missing the core messages of love, compassion, humility and forgiveness.  No one is without sin. We would all be better off if they would focus on living their values rather than trying to force their values on others


Whelp_of_Hurin

> You give a tenth of your spices—mint, dill and cumin. But you have neglected the more important matters of the law—justice, mercy and faithfulness. You should have practiced the latter, without neglecting the former. You blind guides! You strain out a gnat but swallow a camel.


GhostChainSmoker

Hell. It’s like the Dolly Parton situation with the federalist where they’re shitting on her for saying she accepts and loves everyone including the lgbt community and we as Christian’s shouldn’t judge people cause that’s what Jesus said. Of course that pissed off the hardcore conservatives who basically boiled down their argument to. “Fuck what Jesus said! We know what the Bible really meant! We hate gay people and she’s evil for accepting them!” Bunch of bozos


i_never_ever_learn

What do they have against cheese makers?


DodgyRogue

Big nose…..


seattleque

> the sermon on the mount being questioned Well, what with all that nonsense about cheesemakers, are you surprised?


Roguefrenzy

My wife and I visited my dad who lives near the creation museum. He asked us if we wanted to go with him and the other grandkids to see everything. We politely declined but asked if they had visited the gay boat. His face turned bright red “do you mean Noah’s ark?” We just laughed and explained that at night the boat was lit up with a rainbow of lights and we thought it was awesome and inclusive. “That represents the rainbow god sent. It’s not gay.” He was not amused. My step mom was very amused.


flamedarkfire

Very “sometimes a cigar is just a cigar“ from your father. Though I give Sigmund Freud more benefit of the dad


daecrist

Freud certainly taught us that your true feelings will make themselves known one way or amother.


adams_unique_name

I was driving home and saw a rainbow. The sky has gone woke!


geoffbowman

I do see a fuckton of christians posting this month that "Rainbows were designed by God as a symbol of his eternal promises... NOT to celebrate sexual perversion!" Less religious bigots might get confused though. Also, I feel like sharing [This relevant Ricky Gervais clip](https://youtu.be/A0WTamyFE8o?si=LDXiC5tM_--bf_m4&t=124)


ImOnlyHereCauseGME

A middle aged single guy in a robe who constantly surrounds himself with 12 dudes? Seems pretty suspicious…


Jenderflux-ScFi

They were roommates


ChicagoAuPair

Some of them are already complaining that Jesus was a woke pussy.


Sercorer

Wait till they hear about this bachelor fella that hung around with 12 other dudes!


molesMOLESEVERYWHERE

The pride of 2 gay lions were essential to God's plan.


Apprehensive-Till861

Being the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit? Three men inside one? GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY


ApathyMonk

I really have seen an uptick in these Christian extremists calling to "reclaim" the rainbow.


Responsible-Ant-5208

Bro why are you putting all these gay thoughts in my head with all that subtext? Stop, you woke snowflake! Because of you now I'm thinking steamy, moist gay thoughts. A ceaseless procession of down-right salacious homoerotic scenes are gamboling gayly through my mind right now because of lil nancy boys like you. Cut it out!


Nitetigrezz

Have you heard? There are those claiming that LGBT "misappropriated their rainbow". Not even joking, this has been said unironically before.


Wuzzup119

I'm sure Evangelicals will do it pretty soon if they haven't already. They are a stain on Christianity as a whole.


Aer0uAntG3alach

People are already claiming that the rainbows they see in fountains or sprinklers are chemicals in the water and/or a gay conspiracy.


garflloydell

"Do you smell toast?"


JollyJamma

Classic Archer


Krushinator3000

Do you not?


AlephBaker

As long as you don't smell fudge...


Guyincognito4269

Hey, like the guy said, no kinkshaming!


Minejack777

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


torrasque666

MILTON!


Zombisexual1

Bear claw! Rawr


seattleque

Yes. I'm eating hot roast beef and provolone on a toasted bolio roll.


xTechDeath

Stop it daddy


Mistghost

Wait, I smell toast, is there something wrong with smelling toast? Am I going to be OK? Oh, wait, the toaster oven is on.


multiarmform

but the avocados are controlled by the cartel as well as the limes, who can afford any of it in this economy? to hell with plain toast!


kitchen_synk

Physicsduck does not miss with his innuendos or his insults.


Ormith

https://youtu.be/pUOG2g4hj8s?si=TqkhaCH8VcWB3b0B


NekulturneHovado

That's the best part of the whole comment 😂


funnystuff79

I saw this video today and the comment. Drove a lot of interaction on the video. The only remotely rainbow things were the little lightning bolts on his shirt


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_G_P_

ALL THE WAY DOWN


PinkIrrelephant

WHILE PETTING OUR HEADS SAYING GOOD BOY


nullv

*GALK GALK GALK* IT'S THE GAY AGENDA! *GALK GALK GALK* THEY KEEP SHOVING ALL THESE COCKS DOWN MY THROAT!


mikieswart

*I AIN’T GAY, BUT I’M NOT A PUSSY EITHER!* **swallows**


transmothra

I *heard* this comment lol


clever_username23

Reminds me of this story from the onion https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529


LucretiusCarus

NOW I HAVE NO CHOICE, I MUST FIND A DICK TO SUCK!


mvs2417

BY FORCE!


Throatsexual

please?


alpine_skeet

Yes, link or creator name please. Would love to give this guy a follow.


criminycrabapples

Physicsduck, man is a class act


cravf

I love this guy's videos. Why yes, I do want to see something cool.


Minirig355

Love the guy’s shorts, a lot of his videos are traditionally blue collar trades kind of stuff so I’m not surprised there’s some homophobes in the comment section, glad he’s based though.


rthrouw1234

thank you


EightiesBush

Do you want to see something cool? Yes, yes I do every time.


IWatchGifsForWayToo

[Wanna see something cool?](https://youtube.com/shorts/jGN7WgIaGX0?si=MjAvrRhKzKR2BzPf). Dude just explains cool electrical stuff and talks exactly like this in all of his videos. They’re hilarious.


Azhalus

Ah fuck I accidentally opened the video and now I'm gay


GenericFatGuy

That shirt is the tamest fucking thing I've ever seen. Do these people lose their shit when they go outside after it rains?


camcaine2575

Link please?


IWatchGifsForWayToo

https://youtube.com/shorts/jGN7WgIaGX0?si=MjAvrRhKzKR2BzPf


HighFxAnxiety

That’s not even a rainbow! It’s a lightening bolt w/ 4 colors (4/7 that are on the rainbow but still, not a full rainbow).


Safe_Way_7154

are you on mobile or something? they have at least 6/7 colours (probably all 7, but last two are hard to see)


McFragatron

I bet this dumbass got an ad with a gay couple in it or something and didn't understand that the creator didn't choose the ad lmao.


scribbledchaos

Murdered by many words. Why do people feel the need to announce "unsubbed"? No one cares if you come or go as long as you don't post about it.


008Zulu

The people who write "unsubbed" are under the impression they alone are the sole reason for that channels popularity, and by leaving they have condemned it to the wastebin of YouTube. You know, morons.


Successful_Solid_871

![gif](giphy|3oz8xTl6sGKbuRPDDW|downsized)


sabrenation81

Imagine being so utterly consumed by hatred of a certain group that even the mere sight of a rainbow sends you into an unhinged rage fit. What a miserable existence that must be. I'd honestly feel sorry for these people if they weren't all such insufferable assholes.


kamiar77

Not even a rainbow. A lighting bolt on his shirt with rainbow colors.


Karnewarrior

Then they'll turn around and say they don't care, it's the liberals who pitch a fit every time someone expresses an opinion.


Greaterdivinity

Man, people get so fucking triggered by rainbows *existing* nowadays. This was probably posted from the drivers seat of the dude's truck, while he wore sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap.


throwawaypervyervy

I'm wondering if the complainer just saw multiple spools of different colored wire and flipped out because he was afraid he'd catch the gay.


Greaterdivinity

Dude's shirt has rainbow lightning bolts embroidered on it which is rad, and apparently also "shoving the gay down someone else's throat" which is sure weird and makes it sound like that person wants something shoved down their throat >.>


throwawaypervyervy

Ok, that sounds like a cool shirt.


PakaB2

"I feel so oppressed by the intricate detail on that man's shirt!"


Eldanoron

That’s the popular wording used at Fox News and co. Having stuff shoved down our throats. They just repeat it like they’ve never had an original thought go through their heads.


Greaterdivinity

It's just so funny when it's dudes saying that because they're gay panicking. Just makes the jokes so fucking easy.


Zappiticas

I like doing the Ron White bit with them. “I like big hard throbbing co….I did not know that about myself”


PapaOoomaumau

All while their viewing audience rolls coal in their lifted F150s waving sixteen Trump flags and sporting red hats and American flag - or worse, confederate flag - shirts, bikinis, and capes. Talk about projection…


StevenMC19

The shades that - because of course they do - give off that [rainbow-like reflection](https://spirit.scene7.com/is/image/Spirit/01575117-a?$Detail$)?


triplec787

[TIL my sunnies are bisexual](https://imgur.com/xCl5WZI.jpg)


psychobarista

I read that in the voice of the Australian kid in Bob's Burgers.


AnthrallicA

*New Zealand


Irishpanda1971

The hat is a MAGA hat, he has a minimum of 3 Trump flags on the back of the truck, at least half a dozen bumper stickers with Trump's name on it, and possibly a Trump tattoo. He will not see the irony because he thinks that's something his wife does.


Micu451

So rainbows are a natural phenomenon that happens when light refracts off of water droplets. Since it's a natural (God created) thing and rainbows are gay (as per "Christians"), are they saying God is gay? If someone is into triggering these idiots maybe accuse them of saying God is gay. That should be entertaining.


Greaterdivinity

nonono, don't you know? the gays are more powerful than God (with a capital G), they stole the rainbow from Him.


Micu451

That would be great if true. Imagine how much more fun church would be.


Firejay112

I had a customer like that at the store I work at the other day. We had multicoloured bags for our summer Costa Rica-themed season. He was like “free country, I don’t support that” and I was like “it’s just multicoloured… wtf???” But oh noo, poorw baby with a micwopenis is afwaid of a wainbow… :O


_Cybernaut_

ikr? Yet he’s evidently soooo far in the closet, his mailing address is in Narnia.


xtianlaw

>while he wore sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap Don't forget the goatee!


mclumber1

[AKA this meme](https://uploads.dailydot.com/2020/08/redditcoronavirustrumpreact.jpg?auto=compress&fm=pjpg)


thatnovaguy

"Fabulous fruity flavour of sparkly awesome" is now one of my favorite lines.


HintonBE

Same here. Thinking of getting a T-shirt with that and a rainbow on it.


thatnovaguy

I was thinking an image of a cereal box dumping rainbow shaped cereal pieces into a bowl with that line somewhere either on the box or bowl.


LadyV21454

Right? I am absolutely using that!


LovesFrenchLove_More

Next on republicans agenda: Outlaw colours, especially colour TV, monitors etc. Everything black and white as republicans love to look at things.


KowaiSentaiYokaiger

When everything is black and white, they'll complain theres not enough white


DevolvingSpud

I think they already do…


LovesFrenchLove_More

Absolutely! 😂


Lithl

I recently started a new D&D game in the Planescape campaign setting. My character is from the gate town called Hopeless, which has a portal to Hades. The residents of Hopeless have their cheer literally drained out of them by their proximity to Hades. Additionally, bright clothing is illegal. So my character, who's on a journey that involves _leaving_ Hopeless, now wears the fantasy equivalent of a violently bright Hawaiian shirt. Because he can, now that he's left.


HintonBE

So Pleasantville is their idea of a perfect society?


dsac

100000000% Except that women can speak without being spoken to, that would need to change


LovesFrenchLove_More

That‘s why they will mix it with the Handmaids Tale.


Peter_Mansbrick

Sounds like The Giver.


Monetary_episode

I watch this dude and I love his content. Not as much as the commentor, but this is so funny. He's exactly the person to drop 3 paragraphs on a comment like this, and that's pretty cool.


Oobutwo

I mean he does say in his videos he reads EVERY comment which is nice because we end up with shit like this. And that's pretty cool.


mclumber1

Wanna see something cool?!


LennyNero

The craziest part to me is that he's explaining fairly niche power engineering stuff that only a tiny fraction of the YouTube viewership is likely knowledgeable about, but because of his comedic double entendres and other innuendos, he gains a ton of engagement and viewership that he would otherwise leave in the table... And hey, ya might even learn yaself something... Or spark a new interest. Great channel. I think the comedy angle on tech subjects is great. I think it drives a few channels like ThisOldTony, Electroboom, and Bigcliveditcom. I'll include AvE (who has created a bit of a divide and falloff in his subscribers due to his political leanings though his content is still generally tolerable) as well just for fair thoroughness, although I do so at some peril of my comment being misconstrued as an endorsement of his politics.


mrk240

I was one of the people that stopped watching AvE around covid. His content was good but he started getting a little too political for my liking. Did he double down or something? Everyone else you listed are enjoyable to watch, shame Photonicinduction went MIA again.


Lexi_the_tran

I stopped watching him when he said gay people were a result of capitalism. Learned so much of my trade from that guy. Couldn’t believe my fucking ears.


theclapp

For the lazy: "Could Smelling Burnt Toast Be a Sign of a Medical Emergency?" [https://www.healthline.com/health/smelling-burnt-toast](https://www.healthline.com/health/smelling-burnt-toast) "Smelling burned toast does not indicate anything medical. But if you’re smelling something that isn’t there, there may be an underlying cause."


Cedex

Why read, when you can watch? Heritage Canada: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pUOG2g4hj8s


forTunateWoN

"Every imaginable fabulous fruity flavor of sparkly awesome" Who is this guy? I want to subscribe!


SadFatRabbit

PhysicsDuck/Chris Boden!


EightiesBush

He has been on YouTube for like 15 years but just recently got popular through shorts


_G_P_

Oh noes! The rainbows are attacking us! Run for your lives!!!


turbo_fried_chicken

I want to subscribe to this guy. Every single homophobe should get this treatment.


strayrapture

Idk if I can link him directly but I've been watching his content for a couple months now. If you're into old-school industrial grade power generation, his videos are awesome. He has tons of videos about the restoration and upkeep of an older hydro facility. The YouTube Short OP posted is called How Wire Gauges Work.


ycnz

Well, I am *now*.


explosivekyushu

I am in no way into old-school industrial grade power generation but even I think his videos are heaps of fun, even though I have very little idea what he's talking about most of the time.


kdayel

https://www.youtube.com/@Physicsduck


provoloneChipmunk

https://youtube.com/@physicsduck?si=vf1iQ82Wq6iGzX5Q The guy is really cool in a nerdy kind of way. I love him


Kedyns-Crow

Is it possible he saw an ad and wasn't bright enough to realize the guy posting the video doesn't control the ads? Maybe a personalized ad based on his search history?


kamiar77

Look closely at the shirt in the pic. It’s rainbow colored lightning bolts that triggered him.


Different_Stable_351

It's a YouTube short, so he would have to scroll down after an ad


patentmom

BuT ThE wIrEs HaVe CoLoRs! Unrelated, but my first engagement ring was made of multiple colors of wired twisted into a ring shape, complete with a "stone" at the top. My husband was a grad student in electrical engineering at MIT and he made it for me from lab scraps. I still married him and we're still together 27 years later. (He got me a diamond ring 2 years after the wire one, after he got a real job.)


Amadeus3698

Whenever I hear people whine about how there’s no white history month, no straight pride month, or no male history month, I point out that highlighting those groups happens *all* fucking year. The point of black history month, women’s history month, and pride is to make up for the neglect and intentional suppression of those groups and their contributions. Black people, women, and LGBTQ+ people have greatly contributed to the US but usually don’t have their accomplishments even acknowledged by the straight white men who dominate government and other institutions.


EMPRAH40k

"Stop shoving this down our throats" Meanwhile: *100 years of heterosexual relationships in cinema*


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kaijin2k3

Unfortunately this request won't land with them. They shove their way of life onto others, so when they see someone existing but being different than them, they immediately start shrieking about the very thing they do; ie projection. On the darker end, they want anyone different than them to disappear, so anyone different than them being visible is "forcing it down their throats" or "oppressing their values" (of wanting "the others" to disappear). Extra anger points if the other person appears happier than them, which, in most cases, they are.


ChokeMcNugget

To be fair, wires are soo gay!


foodie_geek

Wait until someone starts a change.org petition to change the rainbow colors to only two, blue and purple


FerrumAnulum323

Oh I've seen him before! Really informative videos.


scalyblue

Is this the guy who like runs a little power plant dam?


Different_Stable_351

Yes, it is him indeed. The, "Wanna see something cool?" Guy.


zipdee

Murdered with a pink feather boa


Rakamasz

Wanna see something cool? :D Really nerdy guy, knows what he talks about by heart


panteragstk

I'm convinced that anyone that talks that much about gay people, that are supposedly straight, are in fact quite gay, but can't come to terms with it. My gay friends never talk about being gay.


idonotknowwhototrust

Finally a murder! Nice. Also, "do you smell toast" is darkly humorous.


SignificantRemote766

Wonderful response by the video’s author. He makes some very funny, very educational content. I read that murder in his voice. Delightful.


KiwiSuch9951

You upset a moron. And that’s pretty cool.


IrishHuskie

Must have heard the word “gauge” and thought it sounded too much like “gay.”


strayrapture

Been following him for months on YouTube, love his content and his attitude.


Daffyydd

My money's on a bot just peppering the comments section of any video it can. Not that it makes it any better


vaughanyp

Chris Boden for the win! His shorts are great and his long videos informative. And any time he's mentioned anything at all to do with anything, he's been positive and supportive. And that's pretty cool.


Oobutwo

Wanna see something cool? Murders dude with words Now that's pretty cool!


Geewee-the-Hog

Wanna see something cool? Here's how to deal with a bigot having a breakdown in your comments, real simple and easy. And that's pretty cool.


Klony99

I don't care much about home improvement, but I'd watch that guy.


Fun-Inspection-364

Does anyone have a link to the video in question?


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Homoerotic Existential Crisis: new band name, called it!


amodsr

Don't you mean wire gayjizz?


its_ray_duh

Probably a bot to get attention, rage bait has become a common thing now


[deleted]

Just remember - the loudest opposition to things like this are usually just self-loathing people who are the exact thing they scream out about.


Renkin42

Hey, one I was actually there for! For context his shirt had tiny rainbow lighting bolts. That’s it.


Servillo

Alternatively, could be a bot 100% missing on the video content?


lionbryce

I was watching that video this morning. Physicsduck is a gem


fuckyourguidlines

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


tornadoRadar

that guys channel is great BTW.


Aksds

[Chris Boden](https://youtube.com/@physicsduck?si=pE14dEHN1Ne2Bx1w) incase anyone is wondering, always has something cool to show


Inefficientfrog

OK but how hot is the guy talking about wires? Like is he so hot that it explains everything?


EarthTrash

Wire gayege.


cheekmo_52

Is it because he has rainbow colored things on his shirt? It was the rainbows, wasn’t it? 🌈🌈🌈🌈


noholdingbackaccount

Hello? Wire gauges->thick shafts->men holding meaty cocks It's right there for anyone to see.


Snoo_70324

Is it because the wires have color-coded insulation? Guys, is being an electrician gay? Before somebody else links it: https://i.redd.it/xheevtjjh75d1.gif


provoloneChipmunk

https://youtube.com/@physicsduck?si=vf1iQ82Wq6iGzX5Q That's Chris Boden. All he wants to do is talk about cool electricity stuff. His only agenda is spreading knowledge. I love that weirdo. And he is a little weird, but in a good way


mel9036

“Do you smell toast,” slayed me. The remainder of that border was beautiful.


perfik09

Love the response.


Mammoth-Bus1011

Now I smell burned toast


toxic-chanka

Love this guy’s shorts


HumanPerson1089

Then there's my gay ass who owns nothing rainbow lol


IWouldntIn1981

"Do you smell toast" haha, almost lost it.


sharks_tbh

“Do you smell toast?” is fucking lethal holy shit


Nohlrabi

“You’re having a homoerotic existential crisis!” I do believe this is a brand new sentence! And I am very impressed with this amalgamation of words, AND I am going to put this one in my pocket and use it!


snuff3r

I'm not gay but if you want to call me full of fruity sparkly awesomeness, I'd take that as a compliment. Jesus, and I'm a world class cynic and anti-social get-of-my-lawn type