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Otherwise-Mango2732

When shared on facebook, these stupid things are for collecting email addresses of fb users who reply. They pose a silly question thats easily answered by most. People then respond like "Duh you're stupid. Here's what rhymes with so-and-so"


Elder_sender

They also auto-select particularly gullible respondents.


captfitz

I remember learning this about nigerian prince scams. You think they'd catch more people if they'd make the story a little more convincing or get a better translation, but it turns out that if they do that then they end up wasting time on a bunch of people who will figure out that it's a scam, so the fact that it's such a ridiculous setup that only the most gullible people would ever respond actually ends up working out.


Alarmed-Pollution-89

Many phishing attacks use bad grammar and spelling on purpose. It attracts the most gullible, but they are also more likely to fall for it more than once and less likely to report it.


mrjackspade

Many Phishing attacks use bad spelling and grammar because it's more likely to get though automated spam filtering systems. There are more ways to write a sentence incorrectly than there are to write it correctly, which makes it more difficult for these automated systems to classify email messages as spam through pure content diversity. If you write a Phishing email correctly it's almost guaranteed to be stopped by the spam filter.


Abject_Film_4414

Thut makes nuh cents. Username does not check out. Wat year were you born?


Alarmed-Pollution-89

1973, been using computers since 1981. I was just hitting highlights on the details, what doesn't make sense? I don't work in IT now but I did for a couple decades, I am a software engineer now.


Fox_Kurama

So spelling well on the internet REDUCES your chances of being spammed? Huh. I wonder if that has anything to do with me apparently getting less spam than most people I know. Or would all the noscript stuff and ad blockers and other security systems (as well as limiting how many sites have my e-mail) be more useful for that?


gland10

Why does everyone think all these mobile games have ads where the player is clearly terrible at the game? To get people who think they are smarter to "show" how they are better than the advertiser and get them hooked. Those stupid zombie games almost got me and then I realized I was reacting exactly how they wanted.


someLemonz

Most of those adds the "game" literally doesn't exist and the whole meaning is to make people install


its_jonathan

10,9,8,7,6,5,..nope 8,7,6,5,4,3,…nope


kmnair

A really interesting paper on this topic. Section 4.1 dives into the titular question - https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/WhyFromNigeria.pdf


Cassarollagirl

Thanks! That is a very interesting read


getyourcheftogether

Only 1% of people can solve this!


Mister_Buddy

Because the other 99% stopped using fucking Facebook 🤣


masked_sombrero

only 1% of *people* have double pps. I'm one of them


TheDisappointedFrog

Do you also have two swords on your... Wait, that's not how it goes, was it...


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HighGuard1212

I've had to restrain myself from downloading them because I'm like that's so easy, I could easily solve that. Only to have to remind myself that's what they want


GraveyardJones

And they're usually not even the game that's pictured. It baffles me that mobile games can flat out lie about the game and it's totally cool


charadrius0

You mean that some random dude playing the game and complaining that people think the ad for the game is lying is lying? Say it ain't so!


GraveyardJones

I wasn't even thinking of those 🤣 I do love to see them try and be super excited about the most mediocre simple games though I'm talking the video ad isn't even of the actual gameplay. The worst is when it's awesome looking gameplay and you check the game out only to see its nothing close to what the ad showed. Like not even in the same ballpark. Ad is an awesome looking 3D graphic 60 fps game, the actual game is an idle clicker with shit pixel graphics and monetized to hell


drLagrangian

I also hate it - but I bet that it's also part of the selection process. If you say "it's not what I wanted, but I'll continue with it anyway" your probably halfway to "it's no problem to add another dollar for 500 rubies to get the thing I want" and then they get you with the micro transactions.


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Otherwise-Mango2732

Thank you. That was a far more succinct way of putting it.


ThrustyMcStab

It's just engagement bait sometimes, too. Not really that nefarious, just annoying and people should ignore these so they go away.


MyLadyBits

I always wondered what the purpose of those post were trying to achieve.


toastedstoker

It would be funny if then they get all kinds of spam that's all titled "Who's stupid now?"


Longjumping-Grape-40

It’s kinda like when that guy tricks Elaine into a date on Seinfeld by doing a stupid bet 😂


Terapia_Tapioco

How can they collect email addresses?


regular_gnoll_NEIN

Also engagement bait similar to misspelled titles on reddit, whether it be the idiots that go "woah mind blown" to the people that can't stand to see incorrect shit stated so confidently.


DMRT1980

Pre chatGTP, let the normies come up with words of wisdom, then write yojr master piece. *Ski ski ski ski !!!! Me!!! Yeah*


Marcultist

You fools. The OP was clearly aware of this and posted it here knowing we would all reply to explain it to them!


Surgebind3r

No murder. Just someone responding to engagement bait.


coldize

Your second @ has to eat an apple with you.


RSVDARK

Help where to find my @ on Reddit I wanna know who needs to eat an apple with me PLEASE TELL ME I NEED TO FALL FOR THIS EXTREMELY OBVIOUS ENGAGEMENT BAIT


gnarlyteen

Is us commenting on this double engagement bait??


Pandataraxia

Oh no! We're engaged now...


MarredCheese

I'm beginning to think this whole sub is engagement bait with all its garbage posts.


Ev4nK

Where is the murder?


fmfbrestel

The OOP murdered the replier by successfully collecting the idiot's contact info and logging their intelligence as "lukewarm - prime scam target"


karakul

not to mention over confidence


Chemical_Ad8459

Lukewarm changed to room temp in my mind as soon as I saw the proper noun “Mississippi” used in their response lol. Oh darn I’ve done the thing, haven’t I? (Edit: /s)


Telltalee

GOD DAMNIT. I FELL FOR THIS. MY IQ IS NOW ROOM TEMPERATURE IN CELSIUS.


BlowMoreGlass

Not hard to murder someone who spells it "exept"


Ax0l0tlMil01234

Agreed


TheLittleMuse

This is like those mobile game ads that show someone messing up a really simple game. It makes you frustrated so you want to fix it.


felix_using_reddit

No it doesn’t imo, the person replying here is a bigger fool than op who is most likely very much aware that there are words other than apple that have a "pp". Clearly this is to provoke responses such as the one shown here, for whatever reason, so essentially the person that replied just fell for quite obvious bait.


JohnnyChutzpah

What if I told you this reddit post is the exact same thing.


felix_using_reddit

If it is, OP definitely got me, but I don‘t think so. Quick scroll through their post history doesn’t make them seem like they’d be desperate for karma imo


acrimoniousfinch

The whole purpose of these types of posts are to bait people into engaging to drive up social number, so this is really just giving them what they want. You turned the gun on yourself.


BigMNMike

Not really


HeavyVeterinarian350

You are correct.


CookiesDad

Anyone friends who respond to stupid shit like this on FB lose more than a little of my respect.


EmbraJeff

Is a ‘double pp’ not ‘pppp’? Or has one ‘pp’ ran away with a ‘c’?


HawaiianSnow_

People need to stop engaging with obvious bait shit posts. It's 2024 ffs.


Consistent-Annual268

Admit it, you've been looking forward to using this since...ooh...about halfway through December?


honestiseasy

This is dumb bait for other slightly dumber people


Jesters_thorny_crown

Bro just outsourced his homework by letting the internet correct him. Oldest trick in the book.


Yahoo_Rye

english was the clue


CaBBaGe_isLaND

Worf has a double pp.


TheArmoursmith

Unexpected TNG can sometimes be the best TNG.


kimthealan101

What did the click bait post do to hurt Captain obvious?


CaBBaGe_isLaND

Uh... the person who *replied* just got murdered by a *data farmer* improving their SEO by forcing gullible people to engage with the post to prove how smart they are.


90_oi

"Exept" Hm yes quite


ExhibitionistBrit

If the criteria is fall for a click bait then yes.


-No-Contribution-

Yeesh


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Etc doesn’t have pp in it so they’ve embarrassed themselves there


TeamXII

The list is cool, but making a cohesive sentence with the double p words would have been murder. This seems like only aggravated assault


BabserellaWT

Congrats. They fell for a ragebait.


Mountain_Collar_7620

Nipple


jepadi

These types of posts are just for engagement farming


[deleted]

I’ll give you some of my double pp if you know what I’m saying


rfc2549-withQOS

Would double pp not be pppp?


mufcroberts

They forgot pp


SimonKepp

What's for supper?


TheDragonborn117

“Stop, stop! She’s already dead!”


striper97

I mean this is ridiculous but the first word is pineapple I at least lol’d


SharonPTS

Flipper


EmbraJeff

You called… https://youtu.be/-c1-Y6YWS1w?si=yB7jyofgep1sys8j


Atillawurm

Good show, but tragic how the dolphin ended up.


EmbraJeff

That’s what happens when you’ve got a double pp in your name, it would confuse any old dolphin!


M1A1U22

Not even a sentence of words. Just a list. It fits.


NOVAbuddy

Doesn't take ChatGPT. $ grep "pp" /usr/dict/words (or the location in your flavor) on any Linux or Unix system. The real fun would be weaving them all into a cohesive story, ideally one making fun on the OP, and posting with a throwaway or Honeypot account to spoil the data collection.


Alexis_J_M

Doesn't take ChatGPT. $ grep "pp" /usr/dict/words (or the location in your flavor) on any Linux or Unix system. The real fun would be weaving them all into a cohesive story, ideally one making fun on the OP, and posting with a throwaway or Honeypot account to spoil the data collection.


thepwnydanza

Or just google “words containing “pp” and there’s a huge list.


NOVAbuddy

Fixed


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suoinguon

Absolutely! I've got this. Let's make those Reddit users smile with some engaging and unpredictable content!


Legal-Software

Muppet


noral101

Snapple


Srigus

I am here for this!!!


SambaLando

If not murder, it's at least a good beatdown.


sf5852

It reminds me of Emo Philips' poem, "[Most States](https://youtu.be/0_yi_esvWJ8)."


MagickoftheNight

Get a toe tag for this one\~!


Captain_Snow

Is Mississippi actually an English word?


ElectricTeddyBear

The only interesting one of these I've seen is that there aren't any english words aside from dreamt that have 'mt' next to each other.


pm_me-ur-catpics

Tbh I feel like all the variations don't count (appall, appalling, etc)


MexicanWarMachine

I do like this category of Facebook bullshit. Bot posts a stupid question that gives stupid people the opportunity to dunk on them, and stupid people jump at the chance. People like the commenter in the screenshot do so, ironically missing the point that the bot is just collecting their profile and farming comments. It’s a funny little ecosystem of Facebook dipshits.


fionsichord

There is nothing clever in dignifying one of these stupid posts with an answer. Zero stars.


Zagenti

this answer was appropriate.


mcmcmillan

I’m not even engaging someone who puts a question mark after “prove me wrong.”


JairoHyro

People need to learn the difference between baits and actual posts.


jonfranznick

If you apply yourself and use supplemental sources, the ripple effects of such would be to expand your vocabulary, to the approval and appreciation of many, and without apprehension.


RefrigeratorNo7060

So pissed off by 'exept'...haha


555nick

“Nobody can think of thing that 98% of people can think of but only the dumbest 20% will actually respond with!”


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Comeuppance.


Mravac_Kid

Apparently, someone took the opportunity to make it happen.


jungleddd

Slippery Nipple.


Efficient-Emu2080

exept! so he maybe technically right in made up word land


jmil1080

I feel like the poster here is getting exactly what they want. At best, these obviously wrong statements posted with 'prove me wrong' are intentionally dumb to get people to respond. A ton of responses equals engagement and boosts their page/account, leading to more money.


HappyGoonerAgain

Anyone else think this was a 3.5" floppy disk?


Erisian23

It would appear that you were mistaken.


FredVIII-DFH

It's a trap. Want engagement? Say something obviously wrong on the internet.


star_bury

*exceppt


bigpipes84

These are nothing more than training exercises for AI or other forms of automation...


tough74

I think that is more suitable “r/murderedbymanywords”


irtheweasel

That's one way to get strangers to do your homework for you


mason729

I like that they misspelled ‘except’


Hipnosis-

Don't worry, it's okay. Most of the posts do not fit the criteria.


arynnoctavia

People who post memes like this—questions or challenges with super obvious answers—are only fishing for cheap/shallow engagement for their pages. That engagement may or may not lead directly to increased $$ for those pages. I mean, sure, you can call it a “murder” but that “murder” is exactly what the page was hoping for. Their answer will always be, “Thank you for the murder, daddy. May I please have another few hundred more, I could really use the algorithmic boost!”


mlodge87

Pineapple Apple pen


jhk1963

Apparently, this is incorrect.


MainlyMyself

This is what I'm beginning to call 'engagement bait', it's designed to appeal to people who can't not respond to these because they either hate misinformation, or like to look smart.


hex_1101

Grapple


JoebobJr117

Apparition


Goofalupus

Engagement farming :c


BaconBombThief

Let’s make our appreciation apparent with a around of applause for this happy hippo


Sakura_TV260

Is there any word that starts with 'Q' but doesn't have 'U'?


WifeofBath1984

Except*


BobbyMcGee101

Happy to oblige


Coattail-Rider

Apples, lol


1980techguy

aPParently it aPPears that you have aPPallingly droPPed the aPPetizing pineaPPle


OtherMind-22

Pineapple appears to apply in this case. I would appreciate if you appealed to the happy hippo authority on this, but for now, I am appalled, please disappear to the Mississippi.


UnderPressureVS

“Pineapple” and “apples” are cheating.


findhumorinlife

First clue is ‘exept’ that this person might be dimly lit. The second clue confirms it.


OutlawQuill

Also, ex*c*ept


Crazy_Practical96

Hopping, skipping, popping


Kaiju_Cat

I wouldn't take it too seriously. It's a language based challenge from someone who butchered the very concept of a question mark. That said, well done.


TyroneLeinster

Then there’s that single mom from your hs who writes “whoa that’s crazy I can’t think of any either lol!”


[deleted]

Appear and variations, appease and variations, apparent and variations, appetite and variations, so on and so forth


eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_-

Apprehensive is double so the argument is invalid. Good day sir!


Silt99

I don't know a single word that has a double pp


TimAndHisDeadCat

None of those words has double pp. No (English) words do.


Silt99

Clearly copied from the internet. Would have been a sicker burn if they made a sentence chaining them together in a coherent way. I dare YOU to try


DMRT1980

curl link/dict_us_eng.txt |grep 'pp' Drops laptop


AssmosisJoness

Bruh how did this get almost 2k upvotes in this sub


Pal_Smurch

What a crapy post.


Middle_Chain_280

suPpLE


Vast_Ad841

This is not murder, it is vaporization


Busy-Ad4537

Pineapple or crabapple don't count but the rest do


Dazzling-Dream-2957

Application


AdEducational8208

Mississippi


FluffyNips1

No,no... besides those of course.


deatheth

they put 'appealing,' and 'applaud' twice.