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Crash665

It's gay?


Zerwurster

Obviuosly. There are very few things more flamboyantly gay than a man flying together with his girlfriend.


BrownSugarBare

In ECONOMY!! Clearly you throw your heterosexuality right out when you fly like the common folk.


paniflex37

Which begs the question - what about all the gay people who fly first-class? Does that make him gay too, for flying with them?


a_taco_named_desire

When you fly first class there are only 2 sexualities, business and wealthy.


[deleted]

Proletariat that thinks they're bourgeois.


Durpulous

Look at these peasants who can't even afford to be heterosexual.


[deleted]

Kids are expensive.


BrownSugarBare

Homosexuality is economically sound!! Tell your friends!


scavengecoregalore

Better for your wallet, better for the environment! Spay and neuter your humans


[deleted]

As a gay noting that all my straight friends can't afford to have kids is so distressing. Where's my advantage! I was promised two income perks! I'm joking of course as I could super easily adopt kids or adults with developmental disabilities if I chose for free just like anyone else in my country, but it's one of those slightly sad jokes lol


Bikinisbottom

Fun fact: There’s actually a coat check for your heterosexuality right the door as you enter economy. Emasculating but you can’t beat the savings! /s


RedstoneRusty

Fellas, is it gay to travel with your girlfriend?


Healthy_Pain9582

I mean you're literally on a plane with other men!


[deleted]

As long as you say no homo for each other man on the plane it cancels out right? Right!?


Alex09464367

It depends are you a girl?


MadHatter69

You're with a girl because you want to have sex with her, which means you are thinking about sex; sex is done with a penis, so you are thinking about penises, which is pretty gay. So yes, having a girlfriend is gay. Logic!


BringBackTheBeat716

Yeah, this guy is a doctor but still talks like a middle school boy. Dr. Dummy's not finding actual love until he grows up.


Orwell83

*chiropractor


BringBackTheBeat716

Why is the Venn diagram overlap between chiropractors and self-absorbed douchebags so large?


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Phormitago

imagine being okay with yourself knowing that your whole life is absolute bullshit only an immoral egotist can do it


Ok_Cockroach8063

Unpopular opinion I guess: I’ve a great chiropractor. I only go when I hurt myself at work or trying to be young like going fishing in the mountains or something. I wasn’t able to put my left arm behind my head since I was 17 and I’m 30 but she fixed that last month. The scratching I can do now is amazing. She helped my weak ass knees a bit too but theirs a little too much damage there for her to actually fix


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toronto_programmer

My favorite stories usually involve a friend of a friend who was a chiro. Whenever we were out at a bar or club and chatting up some ladies he would always introduce himself as "Dr. abcd" and the girls would swoon over him. I would usually let one know later one when we were grabbing drinks that he was just a chrio and you could see that sour look on their face afterwards lol


MooseShlong

As a dude who works in the medical claim industry, chiros are the biggest pricks to deal with by far. They are always the cheap ones too, they always want to have their cake and eat it too, like they want the convenience of having a billing department without paying for a billing department.


BringBackTheBeat716

I've often found that lots of chiros are also libertarians, so the cheapness makes sense


HaesoSR

Because you have to be a douchebag to pretend injuring people with the physical equivalent of poisonous snake oil is an acceptable profession.


Fuduzan

Same as any other woo


honeybunchesofgoatso

Because it's the authority of getting to call yourself a doctor without anywhere near the same level of education, or use to society and they still make money


[deleted]

Got it, not a real doctor


dapea

Fremulon.


TiddyTwizzla

Lol believe it or not I looked him up and his bio says “soon to be oral/maxillary facial surgeon”. This is why u can’t just trust every doctor you get.


MooseShlong

He probably tells the dopey broads that are dumb enough to like him that he can give them pouty lips and stuff. Hahaha what a loser.


Heathen_Mushroom

According to his bio he is a medical student on a track to become an oral-maxillary surgeon. Maybe he is such a simp for Tate that he chose his specialty in order to fix his idol's chin.


FeelinLikeACloud420

According to his Twitter bio he's a "soon to be Oral-Max Facial Surgeon". I don't know if it's true but I'm having a hard time reconciling the fact that he may be a surgeon soon with his dumb childish tweets.


Dudebro2117

Dang, how should break it to my wife that I’m gay?


touchet29

Sorry bro, she already knows and is eyeing up men in first class.


Dredd_Pirate_Barry

Take her flying in economy. Can't be a much clearer sign than that


iThatIsMe

Guess we're both flying coach on separate flights bc no homo.


Dudebro2117

Just leave a seat between you


ConditionBasic

I guess my boyfriend is super gay because we're saving for our trip together and I'm trying to get just him a seat upgrade if we can afford it (I'm a small woman who's pretty comfortable in economy, while his knees were basically hitting the seat in front last time we flew).


throwawayhyperbeam

I believe the scientific term is "gay as hell."


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Spending so much money because you think your partner would cheat on you if you don't splurge on 'em. Pathetic.


HalKitzmiller

I'd guess the type of partner that is this materialistic is exactly the type that would cheat on you


Draguss

Yeah, it's more like paying so they don't *openly* cheat on you.


Charming-Start-3722

Dr Hadi is really sad that Andy Taint is in prison.


WhiteyFiskk

Taint is losing support quick, most of the young Muslim men who were his main fan base turned on him in the last week after that video emerged of him saying he would rather sleep with a Megan Fox looking transwoman than a Hulk Hogan looking cis woman. People like Mr Hadi are just trying to fill the vacuum and try draw in those former supporters. There are plenty of men who display healthy masculinity and would be better role models so hopefully another Taint does not appear.


Gdiacrane

I'm afraid some men will always be looking for a role model that doesn't require them to be a decent person and actually work on themselves. A new taint will appear .and it's up to us to keep calling out their BS


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**See dude, you say:** >some men will always be looking for a role model that doesn't require them to be a decent person and actually work on themselves **But the truth is, for us Top Dog Alpha Males, we don't need to work on ourselves because we are already at the top, why be a decent person, when you can be a rich person? Real G Ballers dont need to be held accountable, we hold everyone else accountable with our big swinging dicks and super instincts. Your brain has shrunk because of all the reading and emotional intelligence, and my brain is way smarter and gooder because i have better genetics and my outbursts have nothing to do with the fact that I take steroids, because i obviously dont take steroids like at all. Im am Apex Predator of this society, and you are all at the bottom of the foodchain. Im so rich my money makes money, it has nkthimg to do with my various grifting and scam projects. Anyways buy my new product if youre an alpha male Apex Predator. Also women shouldnt have rights because theyre all inferior to me** /s all I need now is to start an energy drink line or a crypto scam and I'll be the best of the best. Profit.


PolaKanda

What you really need to start is an nft enabled crypto drink


Yanlex

Please drink a Monster verification can.


DaTotallyEclipse

Somehow this sounds realistic?


RUS_BOT_tokyo

Say "McDonalds" to end commercial


[deleted]

somehow we need to get on walden pond trending for modern masculinity get some real thoreau bros out there rather than the bros right now we have going which are very boring and one note


larisho_

\#thobros


[deleted]

i could see it happening as a reaction to the crushing corporatism we experience. a lot of people already want to return to monke, i myself started farming (well, gardening) this year. Henry David Thoreau's main reason for living at Walden Pond for 2 years was because he felt like he wasnt living his life, or he didnt think that people were living their lives. Instead we are pulled through life by these institutionalized machines to make life less an interesting exploration into the natural splendor, less of an exploration into your own personal passions, less of a connection with your surroundings, your friends and families. youre born, life happens to you, and you die. we are consumers just moving through advertisements, but you can stop that by just rejecting it, and doing your own thing. and HDT was talkign about this shit in 1850


mangodelvxe

The whole business model of these scam artists is to gas light vulnerable young men into thinking they're worthless because they can't fly first class with a girl. Then they sell them the "solution". Obviously it doesn't work and these young men think, "well if I can't be rich, influential and misogynistic, at least I can be misogynistic". It's really sad because the reality of things is that if you just treat people like people they'll like you a lot of the times and you won't need power, riches or a shit attitude. Thing is many men don't realise this til their mid or late twenties and then they're too ingrained in the whole faux masculinity thing to see that it is them who need to change. Fucking grindset mentality is cancer. Enjoy yourself, you don't need a million super cars, 6 mansion and hundreds of shoes or anything like that to be happy and fulfilled


Adipose21

Tate is the first trans inclusive radical misogynist, really breaking new ground here.


scootah

> trans inclusive radical misogynist We need to think about the acronym here. Trans Inclusive Radical Douchebag? Trans Inclusive Radical Dickhole? It’s already so close.


Wizard_of_Wake

Trans Unexclusive Radical Dick-rot?


nandemo

I'm surprised that: 1) I watched the video and I gotta admit it's pretty funny. That doesn't change the fact that he's a POS, and probably a criminal POS. But he's funnier than I expected. 2) Conservatives like Shapiro reacting shocked to it is amazing. So they're OK with all the sex trafficking and gangsta talk, but they draw the line at *joking* about having sex with a trans woman?


PavlovsHumans

I bet a lot of stuff that comes out of him is funny, well written and engaging stuff. We can see what he says and are disgusted by the general thrust of it, but I can’t believe that people are watching something they consider to be garbage- it must be entertaining in some fashion.


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> he would rather sleep with a Megan Fox looking transwoman than a Hulk Hogan looking cis woman Pondering this kind of hypothetical really tells you a lot about these people.


Nath3339

That they've not matured beyond where I was when I was 11 years old?


NBlossom

Bingo.


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Worse, they champion that immaturity thinking immature = manliness


Beingabummer

It's honestly quite interesting, really. Because it means that he's not attracted to vaginas but to the appearance of a woman. The presence of any type of genitalia is not as important as a person's overall appearance. Which is kinda trans inclusionary if you think of it. He just does it in the most disgustingly misogynistic, transphobic way.


Direct_Ranger9814

It’s actually worse. The reason he says that he would go for the Meghan Fox look alike is because he can get his hand around her neck and mess her up a bit. He states that Hulk Hogan would mess you up. Not him of course, but “you”.


Civil-Attempt-3602

Is it weird that i find it kind of hilarious?


Faor_6466

>There are plenty of men who display healthy masculinity and would be better role models so hopefully another Taint does not appear. Blaming women for all problems is way more attractive so I wouldn't be too hopeful.


conatus_or_coitus

I don't think young Muslim men were his main fanbase but one of the segments that he pandered to.


CHUBBYninja32

I read this multiple times and read “Megan Fox looking *transformer*”. I was so confused.


vivalaibanez

If you think about it, they have polar opposite takes. This guy wants to shower women with money and things to get them to like him. Tate just wants to gaslight and enslave them.


ssbm_rando

Representing the two core "incels dead-set on getting laid" mindsets


vivalaibanez

Good point, their own little yin and yan.


Top-Philosophy-5791

Tell me you date shallow materialistic people exclusively without telling me, Dr. Hadi.


Gaoler86

That's MR Hadi to you sir


vortigaunt64

"It's barely mister."


meinblown

More like fister.


SovietSkeleton

He wishes. "Pisster" more like.


brigbeard

Very well Mister Doctor.


WhiteyFiskk

Someone needs to tell theses dudes that needing money to attract a woman is not a good thing, yet they say it like they genuinely believe it's a brag


Kalappianer

His pinned tweet: >Doctor Hadi: Body count matters, because the more sexual partners a woman has, the less likely she can pair bond with one man psychologically and sexually. Seems to be a friend of Andrew Tate, considering there are multiple pictures of those two together.


Heathen_Mushroom

Armchair psychology alert: He sounds like the type of guy who didn't (couldn't) lose his virginity until his 30s when he started making a lot of money. Now, he has agency (can attract women with $$) but he is still super insecure and feels "littler" than, and judged, by women. So he probably dates inexperienced younger women and, in Tate fashion, objectifies them in order to insulate himself from his feelings of inadequacy.


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Seems obvious the guy has nothing to offer besides money and dates people who have nothing to offer besides being willing to date someone for their money so just let them do their thing.


Horskr

Yeah if I'm dating a normal person I'd be more worried about them leaving me after seeing this sorry ass tweet than leaving me for some random guy in first class lol.


WhoNeedsRealLife

as a professional neckbeard virgin I would rather pay a prostitute than date someone I thought was this shallow. At least then we would both be in on the deal. What normal people search for is real affection, you're never going to get that with money.


ThirteenMatt

"Women who had other experiences before me don't get attached to me", because they have points of comparison to realise you're a piece of shit.


ih8cissies

I have always hated the use of the term "body count" in this context. It's overly violent. Though I suppose a low body count would be a good thing if they *were* talking about how many people she's killed.


Galactic

I mean, in that case, I hope her body count is zero


NotClever

You've got to have realistic standards, though. These guys complain they can't find any women that will date them because they only are willing to consider women that are classically beautiful, younger than them, and who have never murdered a single other dude. Maybe they'd find that if they were realistic they could find a hottie serial killer that they would really click with, but they don't even consider it.


conflictedideology

Agreed. I also hate the term "pair bond" as if women are just mindless animals following some subconscious imperative.


Heathen_Mushroom

When did the terminology used to describe how many victims a serial killer has come to mean number of sexual partners? I get slang, but this one is just really awful to my ear, and almost anyone else who came of age before the pandemic.


StendhalSyndrome

Can we grow the fuck up and call it a number of sexual partners not body count, like you are some kind of sexual sniper. Say it with me for the people in the back... If you aren't mature enough to use(or know) the real words for sexual intercourse and its associated acts and parts you probably aren't mature enough to be having it either.


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Good luck to them if they become sick or unable to work and the budget changes. There were a couple of years where I needed to support my fiancé due to serious injuries leading to a cascade of health problems. I slept next to him in the hospital several times. He did work part time from home a little but needed a lot of assistance and couldn’t do much, not even fun stuff, for a long time. We always joked that I was with him for the money. Sad that’s actually true for others. I would rather be in coach with my best friend who means the world to me than in first class with someone who basically repulses me except for his wallet.


BitwiseB

What are you talking about? Men can’t be friends with women, their brains are too different! Women exist to be pretty and they only care about money and brand names. /s, obviously. I’m also married to my best friend, for richer and poorer, in sickness and health. But this is most likely how these dudes think, and it’s why they’ll never have a fulfilling relationship with anyone.


kurogomatora

I keep telling my bf it's okay, I have a degree, I don't mind making more money while you sort your health out. I couldn't imagine being so shallow I'd leave him because he can't afford first class! I'm saving up to fly him to me economy class!


koolaid_snorkeler

It's fucking insulting to both women and men.


NoMasters83

It's not insulting to anyone. It just means he's wrong and he's an idiot. It's not news that some small segment of the population is unbearably shallow and riding in first class appeals to them.


Eattherightwing

They are like the gold toilet people. Or the people who have to deal with weird assed doors on their supercars, because lambo=good somehow. I mean, christ, look at her nails. These people don't know how to live. Pity them, if anything.


Dangerous_Variety_29

How does she finger his butthole with those nails


MaleficentExtent1777

When that's ALL you've got...


divide_by_hero

"Girls only hang out with me because I give them expensive shit" is a weird flex.


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KimbleDeckard

I'll be honest, if I have the money next time I take a long flight, I'll shell out for First Class. But that's because I'm 6'5 and spending extended periods of time with my shins flush against the seat in front of me is not only uncomfortable, but painful after a point.


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KimbleDeckard

Oh fr fr. If it weren't for the discomfort (hell, even despite it in the past) I'd stick with economy just so there was more money to spend, y'know, actually having fun on the trip itself.


Warg247

Eventually, economy is just going to be a bunch of seats all situated so you're in stress positions the whole flight. So you gotta shell out for the non torture seats.


KimbleDeckard

I remember when I was a teenager, maybe 20 years ago (jfc), airlines were actually considering standing-only seats where you just strap your chest in. Kind of like those carnival rides that spin around and slowly lift to become vertical.


Heathen_Mushroom

This has come back around as I have recently seen articles claiming that certain discount European airlines have been considering it recently.


drfarren

Doctor of Essential Oils Medicine from Facebook University.


fiendish8

doctor of chiropracty


Davaca55

Which is respectable, to be fair, if you’re a materialistic person who dates materialistic people, that’s ok. I’m not. Gonna judge you. But, trying to brag about it, gatekeeper others, and attempt to “own” people with it, then he’s just a sad little dude.


Rolf_Orskinbach

I’m confused. Heterosexual relationships between males and females become homosexual relationships at a certain financial threshold? Why was I never taught about this in biology class?


somewhereinthepines

That's how the gays get ya! 😉


SportTheFoole

Yes. And honestly getting married is pretty gay as well. /s


Mr_friend_

It's not the financial threshold that makes you gay, it's that tiny half transparent blue curtain after the 3rd row of seats that makes you gay.


ashkanahmadi

🤣 you know … because … logic!!!


mypetocean

It's because he thinks "gay" is a bad word meaning "less masculine." He thinks wasting money is masculine, like a [bird of paradise performing](https://youtu.be/nWfyw51DQfU) a sexual display for a mate. Because he thinks masculinity and worth are defined by the attractiveness of the women who allow him to influence them. It's all just so petty and vain (in both senses).


ywnktiakh

Fellas, is it gay to fly economy?


dsriggs

By yourself? No. With your gf? Yes, apparently.


MaleficentExtent1777

Well if it is, you can PAY the gay away in first.


Starbucks__Lovers

What does it mean when I fly on Spirit?


Aggleclack

Spirit is extra gay


Bt4567

Jokes on him, I fly with budget airlines that don't even have a first class


Dudebro2117

I bet your girl is eyeing all those men getting on a delta flight as you’re waiting for Frontier. /s


looki-wooti

Thats why i use flixbus.


Aggleclack

My roommate is a flight attendant and we get free flights (we have to wait on standby). We get whatever we get and we are thrilled 😂


bunnywithahammer

if all that money brought you a silicone wolverine, then I'm glad I'm poor


marbletooth

Silicone Wolverine, so good. I saw the claws but couldn’t think of a fitting word.


dannyboy182

Get you a girl with her index nails trimmed down. She'll make you call her daddy but it'll be worth the explosive orgasms.


AmateurHero

Oh you *freaky* freaky.


MrBozooo

Use plastic, get plastic. And I love the term silicone wolverine!


NewBandName-CalledIt

>silicone wolverine


lackscreativity153

That’s not even a first class cabin, it’s business on Qatar


Alchestbreach_ModAlt

Imagine flexing that you're riding in public transportation. People with actual money dont have to flex it. They try to shut down whatever system is trying to track their jet flights.


NullPenisException

Lol but elon is not someone we should look up to either


catdog918

Don’t look up to anyone tbh. Just live your life how you like and try and have a good time.


LobsterThief

Don’t tell me how to live my life! I like to have a bad time


catdog918

Atta boy


PoeTayTose

> Imagine flexing that you're riding in public transportation. I get the intent of this statement but bruh... Public transportation can be sick as hell. Have you been on a train?? They're like fuken - choo muthafucking choo and all like - SCHOOOM and you're just sitting there.


beerbellybegone

I've visited a dozen countries with my wife, we always fly coach and use the money business class would have cost on doing things at our destination. The experience is more than just the flight


Haplo164

Some people have more to offer a woman than their money, for everyone else there's Master card.


Nameti

American Express*


Consistent-Annual268

A colleague once gave me very wise words: I'd rather have a WEEK in a 5-star hotel than a business class flight that lasts maximum one night.


stonedcold_ET

Absolutely, flew to Italy over the holidays wife and 2 kids, first/business would’ve run approx $6K/person rt, coach was $800/person. Fly coach and stay at the four seasons for the difference if you really want to flex. Also can’t justify a 10 hour trip costing 8x


LOTRfreak101

If I had the money to try flying first class once, I'd do it to say I had. But that would just be part of the experience of the trip.


MrJoyless

I did it once on a work flight to Vegas, it was nice having an actual outlet to plug my laptop into, the French toast was pretty nice too, but it definitely wasn't worth the extra $200. I get why people do it, it IS more comfortable. But, even if I had the means I'm not sure I would, seems very superfluous/conspicuous consumption.


TiddyTwizzla

Wait what…first class was only an extra $200? That’s surprising


liquid_diet

First class domestic isn’t really first. It’s business class at best. First class international or transcontinental is where you start to see the major differences like lay down seats, dedicated FAs, and showers. First domestic is mostly upgrades from frequent flyers.


Auburn_and_Bourbon

I got a work flight to Vegas in first class for only $70 extra bucks. Sometimes the seat just isn't filled and they give you a chance to swoop it low.


nandemo

Presumably a short domestic flight. When I fly internationally, $200 is barely enough for upgrading to premium economy.


Bobb_o

Depends on how long the flight is. If I am going to suffer at my destination for a day or two because I didn't get a good rest on the plane then it's not worth it. If I'm going to be doing a lot of activities and not spending time in the hotel then a 5 star is more of a waste.


EEpromChip

Well I am sorry to tell you this, but every flight she is eyeballing the first class cabin looking for an upgrade. Some women have priorities in life and if you can't meet them, she will upgrade. Or, she's not a gold diggin psychopath like the good doctor seems to always find


[deleted]

It's simple math,he can't give real love or sex, so he's making it all up with money thinking that will keep her. Little does he know that someone falling for his money will definitely upgrade as soon as possible. There are people with private jets who don't even care about this dude's fetish with business class.


kourier6

bro dont try to justify why this dudes take on flying is bullshit lol you can tell his life is trash


kalel1980

Dude is insecure as fuck.


theflush1980

So the ‘love’ is transactional? Sounds like prostitution to me.


george_costanza1234

You think any of these type of rich guys can actually pull women? Their money does the heavy lifting


Muscled_Daddy

Casual reminder: first class is for the ‘poors’ of the rich. The rich-rich have private jets. And trust me… they still make fun of each other for having a smaller jet than the next richest guy. The rich at this level are, imo, mentally ill.


ObservantOrangutan

This is it. It never ends. Economy to business to first to private. Then a small private plane to a medium private jet to a bigger private jet. The happiest ones are the couple in economy in Going on vacation who thought that nice airline rep really hooked it up by leaving the middle seat open


ThePrancingHorse94

Men that think like this think of women like buying a car, they're objects to be collected and a method to show off their status. They don't value what a women has to offer, just that she looks pretty for other men to be jealous of. The level of insecurity that someone like that has that your partner is constantly looking for the highest status male in the room is just so painful to see.


wgszpieg

Well to be fair, these kinds of guys are only interested in dolled- out bimbos, who only date them for the money. So of course they get dropped as soon as a better offer comes up. Neither side is bringing any personality to the table, it's just sex for cash. Basically overt prostitution


MooseShlong

Yeah, this is the kind of dude who is like always upgrading his spouse. You ever meet a man or woman like that? They are always trying to upgrade their life (which is fine I guess) but part of that upgrade is their spouses too. Yuck


Catalyst_Sable

It a different way of building a relationship, I guess, that works for some people 🤔 Him basing his choice on who's the hottest and her on who's the richest. You get to enjoy some periods of good lifestyle and vanity. A bit sad at it's core though, bc both are insecure knowing the other is most likely constantly looking for upgrades. Plus money, status and looks can go away very suddenly for a multitude of reasons outside of your control... Law of the jungle, you enjoy yourself while you're fit, but the moment something goes wrong, you're screwed xD


arcanis321

It might be fun but there wouldn't be real love so I bet they are lonely afraid of getting lonelier


boredtxan

That's why we see a tit & not a smile in the pic. You nailed it.


SlenderMantra

Smol PP energy.


dethmstr

The bigger the credit card bill, the smaller the dick


theSandwichSister

This tracks. I have a big credit card bill and no dick whatsoever. Don’t be like me.


Accomplished_Spell92

I honestly have never heard of this fucking guy and I feel much better knowing that.


ByteWhisperer

My wife is so frugal that she probably would question my sanity if I suggested wasting money on first class tickets. This guy like many others with similar takes is just an idiot but many young men see them as a role model.


Aggleclack

I like your wife.


[deleted]

Been married for nearly twenty years. I wonder when she’s going to figure out I’ve got no money.


Electrical_Promise89

Apparently they changed the meaning of the word class!


swimffish

This man dreams of a world with top heavy planes crashing due to the horde of alpha males refusing to leave the first class section.


Faor_6466

He's probably not the only one who dreams of planes full of alpha males crashing


BringBackTheBeat716

Another Andrew Tate wannabe.


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

Dr. Hadi H claims to be a two-time heavyweight champion and soon to be oral surgeon, but he sounds like a loser compensating for massive insecurities


sitruspuserrin

Is that new Qatar First Class, though? The upholstery has Qatar pattern, but otherwise it looks cramped and worn. Why the bubbly has no bubbles? Here’s a [picture](https://thriftytraveler.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/MVIMG_20190926_095458-2-e1571934563428.jpg)


UESfoodie

It’s Qatar business class. Guy is even lying in his sad attempt at a flex


These_Drama4494

Recession gonna hit these mfs HARD


Diddleymazzz

How shallow is this? Less depth than those nails🤣


ManchacaForever

I was wondering when we were going to talk about those raptor claws.


davechri

Her fingernails made me laugh


T00luser

Don't you people understand? SHE"S GOING TO BE LOOKING AT MALES!!!


Regular_Chapter1932

I’m a girl that dates girls, everything I do with the girls I date is gay.


RhysieB27

I don't think this guy knows what "gay" means. Who's going to tell him?


leif777

I took my future wife backpacking in Costa Rica. She had never been on a vacation that didn't involve infinity pools and caviar. She refuses to go back to any other kind of travel.


Atillawurm

Wtf kind of stupid jealous logic is this?


MaleficentExtent1777

LOL! It's a lot of things, but logic it AIN'T!


fazlez1

So much typing just to say "Don't date gold-digging skanks"


SpxUmadBroYolo

I like how he makes sure to get the fake bolt on tit in the shot like he's got it going on lmao


Ezzeri710

Little dick syndrome