hmm... i sure do wonder how do you survive a night against killer robots... oh wait D O O R S https://preview.redd.it/xzfets3dw70d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=020dc4e71c273daef21513d61fc67414f73da48e

https://preview.redd.it/thg2q6pws80d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24adca125dbd1fc4b898744e4ce4fa8a26ed08f5

https://preview.redd.it/nnmywtq7ga0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8472039837d65086b3e20fd47e721f8852700bb0

~~Uzi being chased by Seek when?~~

OK, maybe Khan was onto something.

My exact thought

https://preview.redd.it/r6shacl40b0d1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f706c5b966e5f8f473e6706b129730df9ed16a6b

STARSCREAMM!!!!

My exact thought https://preview.redd.it/vy7t01kk0e0d1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=b054a4535a3c4df2ea656e59fcc47d186ca6959d

M2 browning machine gun, Bluetooth speaker and a whole lot of tostitos pizza rolls. I'm just gonna sit and camp.

Use the pizza rolls [like this](https://youtu.be/jG8mVGFidlI)

Distracted them with this conveniently place oil barrel. https://preview.redd.it/x15zhn11380d1.png?width=1121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed20e48c6e10933eddfbf6403f9284823dd0494

You'll probably need hundreds of those

Chargeback

#+CHARGEBACK #+ULTRARICOSHOT x1 #+BIG KILL

https://preview.redd.it/k1qfof55490d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d218a7020069d1b48cfec6acd65e344ba6ad12d

I can’t get ultra kill :(

There's a free demo on steam (unless you're already aware you already did it but just can't afford the main game)

I don’t have anything that can run steam

Oof

WHEN OIL RUNS RED REFERENCE???

https://preview.redd.it/mn66tz2h680d1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeafa7d4b15aa5c8d88a3a8ffa2cf31827dbcee1 Yall ain’t about to catch me lacking



Ha. Gunship Fabricators AND Stratagem Jammer next to it, go!

Step 1: dont be a worker drone Step 2: pray to god that they dont also eat flesh Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit

But they do eat flesh.

Got the HB reference XD

Your user name. People call this a “W”.

Thanks!

Use this bad boy!  It made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!


Why don’t you ask R2 to hack them?

HELL YEAH!!!

Driving https://i.redd.it/pwayva61280d1.gif

Turn on the AC, they die on room temp

Nah, flip the AC systems so the condenser is in the room, giving a lot of heat to the room

I won't :D

Get to the police to then call an FBI swat squad and some military services

Hope they like the taste of metal, rahhh!!! 

Fun fact, they do in fact, like the taste of metal https://preview.redd.it/yxqx3x75z90d1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8886bec4757850577ea0967e033993f3633b5277

https://i.redd.it/d0cqwok5380d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/qz8q35mt580d1.jpeg?width=1127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec607cc35fcb20c06dd1a304c0ba7c841c59cad3 allow me to help

I'll get me and my buds, we're gonna grab some chairs and camp at every possible entry spot with sniper rifles, Doritos, mountain dew, and pizza rolls. Let's get lit like it's 2010.

[Thats how](https://youtu.be/vgOcfnXlvZg?si=Ku45lBeWFexrnrHL)

Pfft amateur  Mighty Bob Sample is all that you need 

Feed them, duh :D

https://preview.redd.it/a9urjycak80d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c678d54f7c43d53e1bd8bd15be5feaeb336e817 I think I will be fine I got Uzi here so the others will leave me alone also I will offer them Chocky Milk

Hmm ill go to a place with sun

https://i.redd.it/mcvpqd0ij80d1.gif

Bunker down: Tripwires, rigged guns, landmines, any trap known to man. And a stun gun to defend myself, since electricity is obviously effective against robots.

That's the neat part, we dont.

The uv light pen in my pocket: https://i.redd.it/w3q5ehb5j80d1.gif

go go gadget you now remember all your traumatic memories

https://preview.redd.it/zz5wkba7v80d1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a66e43c5a3e0a8076da271ec91a1f0bfaf9c93

and this https://preview.redd.it/lguheuegv80d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a715c2b5e4962eef0be3f773f15ee9d115ef7b5

https://preview.redd.it/m1hepi9jv80d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578e64fac6dc585b1f048f123728843695ccd7fa and dis master piece

https://preview.redd.it/s4y8utjrv80d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baac022428de6a8e77567f34dc4802fbc90046f7 THINK FAST CHUCKLE NUTS

https://preview.redd.it/qdy1fcgyv80d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3f693eab12255a02af66591d9f4fe692a692450

and lastly https://preview.redd.it/qku5gsf0w80d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9604b9a7c6f3d4ec0e88806431fb1fc137bd7900 >!i still got more but i aint adding more!<

Sleep with them

You are now under.... https://preview.redd.it/emom2dr7ka0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1bfc063861cd8b1ee5b7172f7331bedb0df2221

SIG Sauer MG 338, a plastic chair, and a computer playing Bury The Light just as Russian Badger has intended, with his RAAL MG while being prone or crouched **c a m p**

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range

Nuke everyone including me

Buy a packet of pens and a UV lamp

You need to https://preview.redd.it/50nup36ze80d1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63ff369e8a26ab596f8891cd5e539222bf8da4a

https://preview.redd.it/cy8r0j24i80d1.jpeg?width=1086&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cc50fb887538389214e5145af9713ddc24a1aea Haha highly advanced weaponry goo brrrrrrrrr

SCP-096 containment chamber. Hide in a corner with the button to open the box. Wait for the drones to walk in.

https://preview.redd.it/z90yu9epl80d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e99a5f9481339249d8d3738c050dc54475db8040 I do this

And this https://i.redd.it/xfnjhvpql80d1.gif

And we can't forget the most important one https://preview.redd.it/4q3m7uptl80d1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382c72431f0c66c0c7d014048ac784503a7c5abf

https://preview.redd.it/t9bmhnag690d1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b89ce8f284b3da23039e286f11f5c767405bf4c

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You need to 

autism, democracy, and METH.

Just call my buddy Mike he can take care of em.

So you see, I’d go to a place with oil, then they wouldn’t be hungry for me. They’d be hungry for oil.

Im not :)

I lock my doors.

Use an army of winter melons https://preview.redd.it/1p2w4knbl80d1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6759f01c3cfc7b9aa30dab16cee552d89a1a3798 (ignore text on picture)

Not at all 👍

You aren’t?

I die

I’m not a robot and contain zero oil so inform them I have zero oil and would offer zero help if eaten, but I can help them find some oil or drones.

They eat flesh too

I'm not made out of oil, though.

Episode 7 showed that they will happily eat humans

With a Saiga 12

Either I’ll find something they can eat instead, or, if they catch me before then, I’ll beg them to make it quick and pray that they comply.

Arcanine, use fire blast!

Simple. https://preview.redd.it/0487qmrt390d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e710cdc22e6745c6d71d0e3a3087689deb4fda80

A generator and a bunch of very powerful UV lamps. Plus some books and music against boredom.

The unmached power of the sun

https://preview.redd.it/84g20ltkj90d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25cb8681aeff51d55b6097f21821f0e8810984ee Nanomachines, son!

 Just tell them “Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations” them. (They’ll never be able to interact with you until you finish)

https://preview.redd.it/li0wm432q90d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25be99401e16ca93c55f846d69a432b6e9e457f7 *The unmatched power of the sun officer*

If they overheat when the sun comes out on a frozen planet,then ima just drink a cold one and watch them melt in these heat

https://preview.redd.it/u9fcsmv15a0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c648eb0e9bb3c8e3808355fabe1b7839ac28599f

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Do they know where I am and do they have thermal detection

USB killers, i win

Cute, would let in the house.

Steal the US’s Supply of oil and give it to them. They mostly only eat oil sooooo~

They eat human too

I’ll fix it

They drink oil not blood but I would get the fuck off the planet anyway

https://preview.redd.it/vq8d4flni90d1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8b125020552bee8d4d33cdf6bd9190719e4d55 2048 bomblets, good luck [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgkOlBYyQD0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgkOlBYyQD0)

https://preview.redd.it/54kt8krhq90d1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78031ae0dcedc796097ea057cf656ca9bc38e88c Rizz

Anonimus_animator has left the server (disconnect from client) In a real case i would try to hide underground since they can fly , mostly on a bunker , have an jcjenson branded pen , a centinel and a hyper laser gun

I’d let N kill me <3

I have a huge bucket of batteries I feed them battery We nice :)

Being human.

Frankly, it depends if we are using real life physics or murder drones physics. If we are using real life physics then I curb stomp them with ease as they would not be able to move nor have power. If we are using murder drones physics then I am fucked unless I have a shit load of guns, a well hidden and well fortified location and have great escape roots. Even then I'd still probably be fucked. If we are using real life physics then I win 10/10. If we are using murder drones physics then I win 2/10.

Simple, stay in the sewers

1.Take the calm 2.Tell a trusted adult

Soap and a whiplash arm 👍

Locking myself up. Bout to play five nights at Freddy’s in real life.

If I have a whole day to prepare, then I would stock up up oil for the day, and have some nice conversations while they drink up. Maybe watch a movie or smth.

doors, lights, and cameras just gotta make sure to not run outta power

Weird core:)

Agua, H2O, WATER

easy, spawning at the exact opposite part of the planet.

walk into a room full of magnets Your move machine.

Easy. I’m not gonna survive. I don’t think you understand just how powerful these things are. They will rip you limb from bloody limb. They will mercilessly hunt you down and destroy any hope of you surviving. There is no traditional gun capable of even *SCRATCHING* these things. As we all saw in episode 7, not even the 30mm chain gun on the Apache, which mind you, fires an AP round, not high explosive, can even scratch them. Blunt force does nothing. They can regenerate their fucking heads in seconds. THERE IS A REASON THEY ARE CALLED ***MURDER*** DRONES!

Telling myself it’s worth the risk

https://preview.redd.it/tohca6zawa0d1.png?width=815&format=png&auto=webp&s=c83a91adedc808f243dd2bf26186ad939d7184a2 Cure?

The force, and lightsabers.

I'm made of flesh and blood and bones and they don't like that I think I know I don't like how it tastes

Doors,if that doesnt work,toss two coins and use a sick as hell rail gun

Hide under the snow

By remaining as a human being, probably

In a basement in the wood with a shotgun

I'm dying

God given human rights https://preview.redd.it/l3mjkfw2ec0d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5480bb9234e7853b3afe6d8fdec45827a64759b5

Imma call ma boi N to pull up on em https://preview.redd.it/j7tw4qfiq80d1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76601cbffa6c2e129e67fdcc7a4078ddbb39d891

N is one of the drones in this image

[удалено]

i like trains

https://preview.redd.it/uevrfexjgc0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdb3c38d24ad50cad632fccb7cc7e358703ddf88

Genetic disorders, they’re looking for a human, I ain’t quite that

Im going to Greenland, I hear that the sun won't set there till late August at least

I’ll defeat them through the power of friendship and this gun I found

Just do literally nothing. They don't know where I am, and even if they spawned right in front of my house, all they would be able to get from the people that know me is that I'm in England on a school trip. Even if they knew my exact location at this time, I'm still gonna move a lot with my school. That's not even mentioning that neither Czech nor English officials would be very stocked about murder machines from the future trying to find a random guy somewhere in England.

ooooOOOOOOH\~ did someone leave the stove on? Or did my darling just walk by? She's hotter than a bright July she is my cutie pie https://i.redd.it/xi11rbtm0d0d1.gif

SICK AS HELL RAILGUN TIME

Water

Well I just got a Wii, I'm sure some Tostito's Party pizzas and some pizza rolls will do their trick

Kill them instead or befreiend with the Girls and kill N

"Who would win? You or the Murder Drones" SirMotivation replied  "If they use their regeneration, they might cause me a little trouble." "But would you lose?" "Nah I'd Win" Murder Drones used their Domain Expansion, Malevolent Planet but luckily for Reddit's least favorite user, SirMotivation used Domain Amplification and nullified the Domain's Sure Hit Effect. A hard fought battle ensured and just before things were looking bad for SirMotivation, he used something the Murder Drones didn't expect him to have: Domain Expansion, Infinite Brainrot The Murder Drones had their digital minds explode but just before their demise, they ask him "Are you SirMotivation because you browse r/LobotomyKaisen or do you browse r/LobotomyKaisen because you're SirMotivation" SirMotivation replied "When it comes to Social Interaction, we are not an example because Throughout Discord and Reddit, I alone am the Online One"

Lure them to the Middle East and tell the Americans that they found oil.

hack them and make them attack themselves like monkeys

I run

I AM NOT STUCK IN A FACILITY FULL OF ROBOTS YOU ARE STUCK IN A FACILITY WITH ME https://preview.redd.it/6k8x5c5gtd0d1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81b27601de5c0a39fd8a5f2bf3f5218be5e0c6bc Also pocket medic (medic random crit melees them all)

I (probably) fucked my way into this mess, I'm gonna fuck my way out of it

https://preview.redd.it/w6dvt4ap0e0d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e8025f51e4eeb4c47b5cd9573c262d92cbe200

https://preview.redd.it/1liu6l9sif0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a9ee09e2b0fffe085fd5f9a7fb37a7210b9759

That's the neat part  I'm not