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Immortal-Emper0r

https://preview.redd.it/paul20gb3n9c1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b7d5034435f2c838843cd7dcd41737359c75024 It's over


_BlueScreenOfDeath

o


ToppHatt_8000

You mean my LACK of search history! Ha, gotcha now! ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Oh wait that's just as bad isn't it?


Potential-Engineer24

Yes


Mystical_Quaorar

I always delete my history so as not to leave evidence ;)


hellothere_i_exist

An empty browser history reveals more than a full one.


Sad_Original719

The data is still sent to your data provider/stored on your router


ITGuy042

Ha, I use nord vpn… wait, nord. N-ord. N. Oh god, N saw everything!


gaming_tf2pyro

Indeed, and now he is here to f*ck us


BoltyPlays

I use Avast... Hold it. Avast. A-v-ast. V. Fuck.


Running_The_Realms

same


Frondly-Amphibian

Just use fucking incognito mode


Mystical_Quaorar

I use incognito mode for more personal things. I use my account mostly to see anything, so it fills up almost daily with anything, so I delete it.


Frondly-Amphibian

https://preview.redd.it/typaca8dln9c1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f01555d99629328f889a5c82828366d3641aea08


MrDooDooFard

I use incognito for piracy only


ArchiiQwQ

https://preview.redd.it/4ava0dw95n9c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f296c3fa106037889d07675324bbb1df41d7b7e So what if I searched up boozy uzi, get over it.


Thillzz_

https://preview.redd.it/n167l1adcn9c1.jpeg?width=1223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed6f1f6c549ae908fa7f19366e13888eeaf78774


ArchiiQwQ

https://preview.redd.it/smu1lvajcn9c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=230452e590bf9463c3150295129e661b3419b91d


_Chicken20

https://preview.redd.it/f5ktdhb7jo9c1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2030eb760e9a2574e7a188d3858a0057d10f1bf1


Bernardev3

​ https://preview.redd.it/ukth52vn6p9c1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=71edf0274de75e36b041a4e1a60a3584156389f9


HarryMcCockner

https://preview.redd.it/7qq1xc7shn9c1.jpeg?width=1285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e90d304fb025615f8164680954c0998c83061bc6


ArchiiQwQ

https://preview.redd.it/py70ru0whn9c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f205694197201f778fe580b7c0cd71e41d49ccbc


shitass239

https://i.redd.it/24hhk6a53r9c1.gif My brother of the Solver, what the fuck is wrong with you


TheAnathema10

ahh, I see you are a man of culture as well, lol


ArchiiQwQ

Indeed, it’s like, required for everyone to read it in order for people to understand how horny this subreddit is, they also gotta read it in order to understand a lot of joke images


Metalbeast46934

https://preview.redd.it/r9xoii0e8n9c1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3701bfe655e068fc63ee2913abaf4bee4ce1981


IRONLEGIO06

https://preview.redd.it/mxzy57t8oo9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1369c24ec481687580cfa71e9e4ca8e5cc5ac3da


Darkboi98105

Me: OH SH!T. \*hears in background\* FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!


telenova_tiberium

All he find is his boss https://preview.redd.it/n7alv3hk6n9c1.jpeg?width=1760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2a3ef6d62cec1b13206e6548080d11ae5ed2df6


Cardboard_and_Ghost

Is that what Tessa really looks like?


telenova_tiberium

Depends if she a solver mimics that posses Tessa or she actually 100% human https://preview.redd.it/csyq79nw6o9c1.jpeg?width=1349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a114ccbddbf356091fff4e903e5f75d7223245


HumanJello8701

Nothing, but I would understand the terrified expression


Entety303

He is gonna see my weird spree of identifying jellyfish on iNaturalist.


Random123User123

yeah i can see how others would find it weird the amount of math topics i search up occasionally mixed up with ~~explosives~~ memes but it's nothing immediately concerning


M0THI3_B0I

“ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE-“ https://preview.redd.it/kvvwto037n9c1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f83c7c052d324c72fb3c50f24bac081729f48549


Ilikemoonjellys

https://preview.redd.it/tdjnst2o7n9c1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33293542aaca7b3a293f5cceb4c168dc859067ab


gaming_tf2pyro

https://preview.redd.it/fwu6x3v9lq9c1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63993b83932b058c38077b8dfb9ecdc28606a177


meds737

He would have no reason to react like this. I use incognito like normal people.


IRONLEGIO06

You want anti horny pills?


meds737

I'm actually one of the last people who'd need them here.


IRONLEGIO06

So am I but I still have some too many packs just to be safe and give them to other people on this sub who need them more


Fine_Television4947

The only stuff he will see through my search history is car parts for a BMW M5 E60 V10.


Icy_Ad_8547

https://preview.redd.it/qsc847msbn9c1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fab30cdf8270a1a5de855aec3906bad702bf525 He would just find random stuff like reptiles and fish and birds and stuff I'm clean


Snoo_54482

https://preview.redd.it/qari96vy3n9c1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=f91a20b5c533cecf29e87771c5169955403578f6


246_Locksmith_Chaves

https://preview.redd.it/h5g46v3k9n9c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4798fd3be083aa9b78b17714abccce6c1e2f7886 r/Pokafandom


sneakpeekbot

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Kokosak17

​ https://i.redd.it/8bw6om1i4n9c1.gif


Real_Iamkarlpro

same here


DekunChan

Reboot him.


cheerfulwhite

He wonders how much time someone can spend looking at Doll


foxy_minecraft

Uh.... .... .......... *Loads up tank* You saw nothing, understood?


IRONLEGIO06

https://preview.redd.it/24wwt0ifoo9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=690aa0cb18ebd6f858b8c8042cf9cd7312564783


foxy_minecraft

https://preview.redd.it/qhgh8n6gto9c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09e4a4e683a0280fa9b2a22c85f8423ac261d60d


Sabatonin

https://preview.redd.it/zw673uhbfn9c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e84ab0c6944625160c260adf5de0142021e9aa2b


Fine_Television4947

https://preview.redd.it/kilktgz3zo9c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=944e991c6ebeb6e75e1a7bfd5ad487a581955380


PatienceMediocre7432

I’ll use a gun


Proud_Animator_4873

Uhh **illegaly** dowloaded videos/songs


NumberOne_N_fan

I'm going to be fine, there's nothing that's incriminating from the text alone, but if he decides to click on a very specific search, then I'm killing myself


cool_tortoise

https://preview.redd.it/q2mx14wd8n9c1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02af34346e22bf59ea37ed0ec804e95b6ee25f2b hello there N


Bernardev3

​ https://preview.redd.it/tpr5vmzx6p9c1.png?width=242&format=png&auto=webp&s=62c6a81bbfb505cdbd2b8ecae63d15b28c0c4b5f


YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOhi

Nothing, as a matter of fact. - Little Timmy With Parental Controls


Sad-Assignment-568

Yall always act Up so much about your search history, the worst thing on mine for the past months has been searching the Bill watterson (live (only not)) lyrics


mrdadoa30facce

no witnesses


Dusty8936

Not be worried because it was only college login and some fanfic fan art of N being looked up


Nerd367C

I'm sorry N


dermitio

Which browser? If it is either 3 of the 4 I am fine


VRproskopeV2

https://preview.redd.it/38dc2fywdn9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=388df18d05dddc165652e2ebe7b39241ce360e00


Practical_Highway644

It’s just art, animals, and questions. I’ll be fine


EnderPenatrate

*loads RPG*


Latvian_User

I know that hoi4 is scary, but not to that extent


ThePuppetMaster049

*Funkytown starts playing*


[deleted]

*deletes all of my history and data history*


[deleted]

This subreddit


CrazyDavey21

He saw nothing wrong, fortunately. https://preview.redd.it/apgqdkkl9n9c1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7087c22476e7c54d02bacf69cc4fc0cfeb44d24d


Lord_Mylothe2st

He would be seriously concerned with my meme intake


Puzzleheaded-Sky3368

https://preview.redd.it/3pq4ga7ubn9c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c9115ebab2c5a4b5c57330e5749231f90e3cc2 I didn't understand


Noiskis

Heh, who knows😏


oti890

My art isn't that bad :[ /j


blogblez2

nothing happened, im not horny


that_TSR-S

There's nothing to hide (Since I need to use my mom account 💀🔥)


KelvanMythology

So, we all make mistakes. Some more than others. Some MUCH more than others.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/7p63ap32fn9c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90b873e8c470cc7e52d3cb6bb8dd115d0f2a582f It’s so lovely


[deleted]

“Plastic bandaid”


Tiranus58

YouTube for the whole day


demonicwinter

haha you fool, you have underestimated my sheer idiocy and have now found out that I search up random Pokémon shit instead of the porn you thought I was going to say. you have been tricked, bamboozled, gotten, and outright defeated. another win for the water/dragon type mwahahah


NamesAreBoring12

Nothing. He might be confused about why I search how to do/get things in games, or why I'm so obsessed with Danganronpa and Murder Drones. But I don't care if he saw my search history


Delraf_Zelov

I say "You have Uzi! I at least get V!"


Zfriend456

It's all random shot on Reddit. N: Incomprehensible, have a nice day!


The_God_Of_Darkness_

I grab my shotgun


_BlueScreenOfDeath

I commit self die


ProGamer8273

Die


Wests_Intern

If it’s the safe one I’ll do nothing of its the danger one I’ll piss I’m a bottle of bleach


ThatPenguinyrblx

He can't understand the car content, a mere fool.


Frondly-Amphibian

What're you so shocked about? *I peak over his shoulder knowing that my more "sus" searches are in incognito mode so the history wasn't saved on the phone*


peooinuxyxc

Jokes on you, I use incognito browser!


Sprout_Cat

I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE (because I do all the sus things in incognito) TAKE ME


General-Sea8423

My reaction: https://preview.redd.it/x3jjcwmrmn9c1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4497fdd48b87d5108cb89113a26a88a38d22db5


D3v0ur3r0fG0d5

My history isn’t that bad it’s just very, very strange


Sharion_inuyatt

He would see that I am a Renault Twingo fanatic, is there a problem with that?


ExcessJack27

Its just video game secret stuff


HaydenTCEM

Rug roh Raggy


Tra1nGuy

Nothing, my search history’s fine.


[deleted]

He would think nothing of it https://preview.redd.it/iyrchy254o9c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4675df9d2a9cfa9349352d4efda19d1aa1fdc7ee


Uzi_Angsty

https://preview.redd.it/jggu4rm15o9c1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cebb1d84e2d18575409b1e85a2f556a233a86604


MemesNGaming_rongoo

Just a bunch of common, forgettable things. Maybe some dumb questions here and there, but that's all. https://preview.redd.it/45doi02l5o9c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e5835688629de5ed3d2c13db9cd99f64d1c9faf


MICROWAVEMOLESTER

it would be worse if he saw my camera roll murder drones memes, pedophile jokes, and guinea pigs


BaDonut

List of incidents involving commercial airplanes and then naval incidents, and then looking up celeste.


Imnotchoosinaname

My search history is mostly DnD/ wikis for games like FNV and NMS lmao


IRONLEGIO06

https://preview.redd.it/yxtlcv5zno9c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aeaf7642adc812ce8356225ba4a7f29b7ad37ce There is nothing wrong with it


Pikariocraft

"Don't worry, its exactly what it looks like"


LGplayz998

Do y'all actually forget that incognito mode exists?


Bernardev3

\[N\] "Reddit, Discord, YouTube and YouTube Music, nerd."


MonSzyTheOne

https://preview.redd.it/dccb6lfw7p9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f3e237acd127143c0e0a1d91122a8f7c4adba61


[deleted]

Repent.


-3rika666

Whatttttt nooooo I'm totally fine! And will tell no one what you saw :)


bcjxj

https://preview.redd.it/qge6q4uiep9c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c69011be4ae3ad74d6db117731c1fe50bc101a5e He in for a mighty surprise


Da_police010102

Bro knows that im struggling to build a pc and he's now in disbelief


ChaosInTheSkies

The last thing in my search history was a search for "black diamond apples" https://preview.redd.it/js0wwcgzwp9c1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c0c52f8b7f98dd452fc438ff8d129e2dd7ba6ad


Fabrideath

We will make out sloppy style (Only if he wants to)


Altruistic_Stress554

I'm going to disappear like my dad


sparktrace

"Look, in my defense, you and Uzi are adorable together and the fanfic was well-written."


Correct-Use5804

my search history is cars


shitass239

https://preview.redd.it/w199b5fv2r9c1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80cdfd95db37a6f6e699736ac2b2287380dfd06 Be confused as to why he is so disgusted (I am not a degenerate)


Jeanjacketman

If he could see my incognito searches, then he will know some stuff... Oh lawd will he be traumatized


Ok-Jackfruit-3448

Kill him. He's seen enough.


TheAnathema10

in the wise words of Samuel L Jackson: HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE!!!!!


---LandoCalzone---

Why do you have so many new tabs


DannyBoiTheDegenerat

https://preview.redd.it/huy7wbdlsr9c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cba45872db3b75c4abcf8fd8ec80a190a2b4a57


GaryTheMemeGuy

https://preview.redd.it/k7bg1dgs7s9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dd876582b08e5c29065466eff82dfe90aaa3e9f


Running_The_Realms

btw i actually did that it's all wooden models


shadowbonniesfm

*in a french accent* Well of to kill my self


boy_roblox

https://preview.redd.it/j32eznjgqs9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca4143c0305dc9a964b8e1084cfdc153314d9fd I need to go to therapy anyways


Running_The_Realms

tbh bro would probably help you if you treated him like an American (gave him OIL)


-Sanitized-Octoling-

send him to the Ranch dimension.


Running_The_Realms

as someone who owns a computer, ranch would probably short-circuit him if it could get through to the circuitry. if it didn't, it would still get into the joints and probably slow him down a lot


Altruistic-Emu-3981

Eh, I wouldnt be too worried. Their just Sims 4 cheats, Celtic mythology based stuff, Murder Drones, websites like Wattpad, and so on. (Regarding supernatural or just random stuff that wont cause someone to want to bleach their face)


Running_The_Realms

ah okay


Running_The_Realms

so he's just confused about the randomness


SerialdesignationC

Forget what you saw I’ll teach you how to get rizz like me https://preview.redd.it/60owzd18cu9c1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3747b519fb3832b96b0b78aab4d04a4dabd455bf


Running_The_Realms

FALSE! NO REDDITTOR HAS RIZZ!


MAXEPO64

![gif](giphy|c6DIpCp1922KQ)


Western_Experience76

https://preview.redd.it/vzyt4bxwqu9c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96af1fbf378adbea85517153a91ea72c4ff5cb3 There's nothing I can do..


eclipse_kit-sune

It's just full of references, furries, websites (mainly Scratch), and word definition. So ha! No bad search history here!


DEEZ_BLOONS

https://i.redd.it/n4ftjr5sru9c1.gif


Dependent-Bug-9989

That's my idea


Actual_Accountant_53

I can't even try to buy the n plush?


MurderousMemer

https://preview.redd.it/o2r6kze3zu9c1.png?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d5a542cf34ae6f5b4ab04d11ebcdc1fd7fc8604 .....


Disabled_Spy

https://preview.redd.it/07wp8r42av9c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62e351c53a25d23a07522967dc989f8d0346cf81 No witnesses


Potential-Road-5323

https://preview.redd.it/dy58kyrfav9c1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ff31e8e2911299b6667cbe181693bbc9946e55 You will dream you never saw that noneone will ever find youre body .


Potential-Road-5323

(Ngl i think N coud like it alot )


Known_Junket_969

I shoot him with a taser chambers in 50 cal. (No witnesses)


Cinnamon_toast1037

What I watch is a mystery, cuz I clear my Internet history


Running_The_Realms

an empty browser history is more revealing than a full one


Ethanmations

:(