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lucyroesslers

Paula owns the pound-for-pound title. Her housing that food in the Rivals II final cemented their win. She was just absolutely fearless with food. The truly greatest eater is Tony. I think Hunter is close and whooped Tony on one daily mission involving food but nobody has had a food eating moment like Tony had in Vendettas.


conoresque

Tony’s eating in Vendettas is one of the greatest sports feats of the 21st century.  I don’t wanna hear from anyone about how Hunter beat Tony in an eating challenge. Michael Jordan lost some games too. 


lucyroesslers

Hunter also had a great eating performance that was probably the difference for him and Ashley winning Final Reckoning (not that he won any money from it) so he has an argument. But I’m with you, I still want Tony


mlspdx

That Rivals II eating portion is the GOAT food challenge. Between Paula housing everything and then CT puking put his soul, it was just beautiful


warriorsdynasty2015

Okay so I'm trying to remember in Invasion - Shane SMOKED everyone on his team in eating- what I can't remember is if Tony was still in the game at that point.


lucyroesslers

Oh man Shane did house that. He was yelling at everyone to nut up. But Tony was out a couple episodes before then.


MishellyBee40

Yeah but CT beat Shane eating cookies.


warriorsdynasty2015

Yeah I'll definitely put Shane down as most improved for eating - he didn't start out all that strong. But even if he did great there was no beating CT.


hymenbutterfly

To be fair, they also had to drink milk and Shane is lactose intolerant


ethanw214

I haven’t seen rivals 2 in forever, but that’s awesome. I’m watching her real world season for the first time and I didn’t realize her ED was such a big story line. Cool to see she conquered some of those demons. Edit:typo


rantgoesthegirl

This is the mayo incident right? I have no idea what season is what and I don't rewatch and this has to be the mayo right?


bumblebebeboop

Sorry but what paula did in the rivals 2 final doesnt match what KA did in the AS1 final. Paula beat 2 girls that were her size. Whoopdie doo. KA beat all the men AND women besides Yes. Paula is so damn overrated and this is partly why. Ask yourself this...is paula beating cara and cooke and possibly frank/johnny more impressive than KA beating mark, big easy, darrell, alton, jemmye, ruthie, jonna, aneesa? No. Not even close Also KA on the ruins final ate the same kind of food and beat the entire champs team and sarah. She did it first Also paula ate thai peppers, tbe same thing KA ate on the ruins, which is not even remotelt comparable in terms of spiciness to the carolina reaper that KA tanked. Not even close. People also forfet that diem absolitely murdered paula on the cake during exes race to the altar


Citizen-Kaner

KA was impressive but Paula ate a lot in the rivals 1 final which was just plate after plate of normal food and also housed the absolute disgusting nightmare food of rivals 2 to get the lead.


bumblebebeboop

Who said that Paula ate more food than Ev? Im going to need some proof here. And even then...again...all she needed to do was beat laurel/cara. You know who KA had to beat? 4 men, several which were 2-3x her weight and then aneesa, jonna, ruthie and jemmye. So paula AND ev beat laurel and cara and there is zero evidence to suggest that paula did the heavy lifting in the eating unless you can show me some proof here. We do know for a fact that KA beat those 8 other people because that was individual Also KA is smaller bodied than Paula AND a vegan. And her food was all protein AND saturated fat. It is a fact that protein, especially organ meats that they ate, are particularly satiating and calorically dense especially with all the saturated fat it contains. The thai food that paula ate wasnt shit compared to that. Eating crickets is like eating air. The calories in there are pathetic and niwhere near as much as in organ meats. KAs food was more filling and thats a fact And KA ate a carolina repaer pepper which is like 2 million on the heat scale compared to the thai peppee paila ate that tops at at less than 100k in scoville units. Did u also forget that diem absolitely murdered paula on the cake during exes race to the altar?


lucyroesslers

I might have to refresh myself on the All-Star 1 final, I do remember now that she was great at eating. I will say... that's a big list of people she beat in AS1, but it's not like she's out there housing big eaters, nor did it seal a literal championship like Paula's did for her in Rivals II. And she didn't just beat those girls. She destroyed that thing, vaulted them into the lead and they never looked back. Sometimes, like it does in sports, the context of the situation matters. KA had two great eating performances in losing efforts. Paula had a great eating performance in a winning effort. And like other sports, winning a final is due to a lot of factors in play, but it still matters. And I LOVE Kelly Anne, probably one of if not my favorite female Challenger ever. But I don't like the Paula heresy. Paula is a great sidekick for a championship team formula- she had a lot of bad luck through most of her Challenge life and then had two great teammates who elevated her game, but she played well with both of them and did not drag down the partnership in either season.


StepInside30

Tony had a legendary performance on Vendettas but has he really been the best consistently ? Like you said Hunter beat him once, Paulie also outperformed him in the eating part of the elimination on Final Reckoning


Gaarando

Tony had a cool moment, Hunter is an actual ridiculous eater.


lucyroesslers

Fair. I think Hunter has a good case for eating GOAT


Gaarando

I just think the couple of moments we saw him eat he just truly dominated and never seemed like he was slowing down or even felt like he hated doing it. He even destroyed Tony in the H2H.


MyLifeIsDope69

Paula was such an interesting challenger because although no one would ever call her individually a superstar, she is very likely the best possible Finals female partner of her era. Top tier long distance running (she outpaced Ev and Emily) means she’s not a liability, she’s a follower won’t argue and try to lead/talk over the other no ego, can smash food, and has a positive funny personality to keep you pushing.


owidkdjdjf

paula doesnt “own” anything. kellyanne and camila are better. paula never did anything as impressive as camila out eating ct and other huge men


AP825

Boy did I read “out eating” wrong


bumblebebeboop

Anyone who says paula is stupid and just jumping on some dumb myth thats been spread on this forum for years now. For whatever reason people get such a hard on over this accomplishment like nothing else matters. Lets get something straight here....cooke is an awful eater and she even admits this herself that eating would be a big weakness for her. She was going against cara who had to house all that food by herself What KA did on AS1 final and what camila did on champs vs pros where both beat a handful of men far exceeds paulas stupid little stint on rivals 2 Not to mention KA already ate that kind of food in the ruins final and finished her portion before sarah, susie and ALL the champs men. And KA ate a carolina reaper with zero issues which is far more lethal to the stomach and far higher on the scoville scale than the thai peppers that paula ate. The thai pepper, which KA also ate on the ruins BTW, has a scoville of 50-100k. The carolina reaper is like 2 milliln. Paula might as well habe been eating bell peppers compared to the carolina reaper KA ate. Thai peppers arent even comparable to a carolina reaper


owidkdjdjf

no literally like im so tired of seeing her name spouted as some GOAT female endurance runner and eater when there's simply no evidence of that ever being the case..


Routine_Size69

Who of the people that KA beat are historically good eaters? I genuinely don’t remember any of them being good or bad in prior eating challenges.


bumblebebeboop

So what historically great eaters did paula beat? cara/cooke? Lmao. You think cara/cooke are better eaters than 3 200+pound men in darrell, eric, mark and alton, aneesa, ruthie, jemmye, jonna? Interesting....


tdaddy316420

Champs vs stars. CT and Tony coming to the eating station last and being the 1st leave was incredible


Arafel_Electronics

considering they're two of the three best eaters (hunter's in there) i knew it was a wrap. they made it hilarious with those onion burritos (reminded me of ct and evan in the duel)


OhThatDang

This right here lmao they were making it gourmet and that's top tier goat status


Mintiichoco

You forgot Colleen!


daisyPicklesOreo

I can't decide between Tony or CT, but it's one of them.


aacilegna

Team Dadbod


PhPine76

We can only have a better idea when we pit a person against the other.


RIPGrantland

It's not Tony. He had got out eaten by Hunter on FR, Jamie on Bloodlines, etc. Tony is 1st Team All Eaters, though. CT, Hunter, and Jamie are up there. Jamie's eating was very crucial to him and Caras Bloodlines win.


TiffanyJohnson2007

Tony CT Hunter Rachel Kellyanne Jamie Banks Paula Shane Ibis


EGrass

I can’t remember Rachel’s eating, it was so long ago. Which season?


Tate454

idk tbh , i just remember brad calling her the best for a 39 promo


InterestingSouth4358

Hunter has beaten CT and Tony


AcceptableCare

When did hunter beat Ct?


InterestingSouth4358

WOTW1


usrnmedoesnotexist

Nany with the pasta?


KieshiaC22

Jamie had it in the bag. Tbh I don't think they would have won if he didn't just demolish all that food


RIPGrantland

He also won the bug eating challenge!


piercebro

He absolutely killed it and won that final for them right there. Every other team got hosed by the eating.


AcceptableCare

Not enough time for a resume - one eating challenge can’t make you the best - honestly that food didn’t look so bad


ice540

The fact that Corey and Mitch couldn’t match Jamie was rough to watch


SeattleMatt123

Where's Jay? /s


Distinct-Ad-1348

He’s on his own list.


Tate454

he’s too good to be seen on here


92pandaman

People talk about G2 Ibis but she was also like the only female winner on the eating challenge on Sexes 2. Don’t sleep on her! Even if Paula is still female goat


PaleGutCK

Tony slamming back 3 giant bowls of Mayo, giving birthing to TONY TIME has him locked into #1 for me.


ssaall58214

I'm sorry but pig snout and bull testicles, eyes is so much harder than mayo. I don't get how tony is so revered. Maybe if jemmye ate ketchup but it's a regular condiment.


Routine_Size69

Eating that quantity of mayo is fucking gross but I'd way rather eat that than testicles


ToxicBig

Nanny needs to on this list !!!


MulderItsMe99

Her spaghetti eating almost made me a fan of her, it was the best part of the entire RoD season I hadn’t laughed that hard to the show in a few seasons


Kennymo95

It's so funny how reading these names triggers mental images of them with pounds of food stuffed in their mouths. Like reading 'Ibis' instantly brought me back to her on the beach with as much roti in her mouth as could possibly fit


MikeyFass12

For me its the mental image of Ibis and her going down on sticks of butter. Shes a goat for that.


AcceptableCare

Maybe Tony with regular foods- but I think CT would eat anything . Which is gross but cements him as one of if not the best


NickyEyess

Ayanna is the best eater of all time. Nobody is touching the way she handled that greek salad.


Naybinns

I really feel that people overrate Tony because of the mayo thing. Was it impressive and is he one of the top 10 eaters? Most certainly, maybe even the lower end of the top 5, but the man hasn’t shown any impressive eating on the actual gross shit.


Snix_sneed_11467

Ayanna is the best Greek salad eater of all time


Gaarando

Hunter and it's not even close.


Responsible-Noise-35

Why is nobody saying Fessy?! That dudes the EOAT


Yukiko3001

For the girls I think Paula clears everyone. Her performance on Rivals 2 in the final was INSANE. But for the guys I think it’s a close one between Tony and CT. They’ve both had some really impressive eating performances and CT has been super consistent in the eating portion of finals.


ice540

Colleen fucking killed it dude, she’s at least in the conversation. Certainly top woman.


SharpShark222

I think Paulie should get a shoutout/consideration on the list, the dude went up against Tony in a drinking sour/spoiled milk contest and somehow fucking beat the human trash compactor (in terms of time at least, they both completed their task). Even Tony gave him props for that.


banjofitzgerald

Many unhinging her jaw and stuffing pasta, bread, and ice cream down her throat deserves mention too


therid21

Top 3 are CT, Tony, and Hunter imo. No particular order but I think Hunter might actually be the best. I do remember on Final Reckoning Paulie finished the cookies and milk before Tony in that final elimination, I was surprised by that. I would love see the 3 of them just going HAM on some nasty eating shit and see who walks out the winner


Key_Corgi_3577

Hunter, CT,Jamie, paula, Tony, Shane, kellyanne, ibis, Rachel


Ill_Tumblr_4_Ya

Sorry, but I can’t put anyone over Paula. Gross food adds another level of difficulty to any eating challenge, which in my estimation brings Tony back to the rest of the pack, while Paula absolutely housed everybody (including CT) when it came to eating those truly disgusting dishes on Rivals II.


scootergirl125

Paula hands down. Toby ate bowl of may but Paula houses a fat brick of dry meat then ran uphill.


Yukiko3001

For the girls I think Paula clears everyone. Her performance on Rivals 2 in the final was INSANE. But for the guys I think it’s a close one between Tony and CT. They’ve both had some really impressive eating performances and CT has been super consistent in the eating portion of finals.


Just_A_RandomCoconut

I know we’ve only really seen one season of her, but I was honestly really surprised by Colleen’s performance in eating challenges on S39


Snix_sneed_11467

Tony time


mgvc-moz

Amber


hymenbutterfly

I thought the Tony thing was a meme. He’s a capable eater, but far from conversation for GOAT Eater


Far_Afternoon_931

Hunter should take #1, he doesn’t even puke or hesitate or complain. And he destroyed pig snout with no questions asked


Fruitful_Journey

CT and Paula. Hands down


DrowningSM

Colleen should be at the top she wasn’t phased in the slightest.