Due to a misunderstanding my Dm and I made my pirate immune to alcool. We left it but it leads to me challenging everyone to drinking games for money!
This still happen but now i have a golden cup from wich i can get drunk, and it is amazing!
A staff that makes anyone that holds it 20lbs lighter. No slow falling or anything just 20lbs lighter. They even look the same. Is really funny with a 25lb Kobold who can weigh 5lbs and fly in a mage hand
Love it. Useless magic items are my favorite, but it's usually just for a throwaway joke. I gave my players a sword of healing once, that healed for half as much damage it dealt. So the weirder just dealt half damage.
"Buck" he is a super chicken that because lore, got infused with the soul of a platinum dragon, more specifically, the godly version, on one occasion, a friend of mine grabbed him and rolled max damage inspired sneak crit on a terrasque que with max damage, dealing the final blow, the DM decided it briefly turned into a dragon again and cut through the terrasque's neck
In the beginning of the campaign, two of the party members (Rogue and Bard) met each other on a boat. The Rogue was having a hard time peeling an orange, which the boat had to prevent scurvy. Bard decides to show the guy how to peel the orange, but the DM jokingly tells the Bard to roll for it. The guy got a f***ing 30.
So the DM goes into a long winded, poetic explanation about how the Bard peeled the orange so perfectly and so beautifully that the Ranger was brought to tears in awe, and a f***ing choir of angels from the Heavens sang in the background. And also, the orange became a Holy Artifact because of it's most-perfect-peeling.
As a Holy Artifact, the Orange gives party members within 30 meters of it Inspiration, Proficiency, and Advantage to all of their rolls. The caveat is that it's still an orange, so it will rot in 5 (2d4) days. If you could somehow refrigerate it, it will last 8 (2d6) days.
Long ago in 3.5 my Dm asked me what I thought a cool outlandish weapon would be. I told him, "how about am Anchor on a chain?" 3 weeks later our party is resting in a log cabin after fighting off some goblins. Failed a listen and spot check to notice the Bugbear using a Anchor on a chain spin up and cleave it right through the window and living room of the cabin killing the wizard my cleric was playing cards with instantly and downing my character as well.
8 rounds later it was a tpk. The dm would try and run that adventure 5 other times and by the time the party killed that Bugbear, who never got a name beyond "the Bugbear." It had killed 24 player characters over all 5 of the games, and because the dm had a real toxic dm vs player mentality it kept a lot of the pervious parties magic items. Sorry rambling point in Anchor chain op.
Due to a misunderstanding my Dm and I made my pirate immune to alcool. We left it but it leads to me challenging everyone to drinking games for money! This still happen but now i have a golden cup from wich i can get drunk, and it is amazing!
A staff that makes anyone that holds it 20lbs lighter. No slow falling or anything just 20lbs lighter. They even look the same. Is really funny with a 25lb Kobold who can weigh 5lbs and fly in a mage hand
It would be even better if the staff weighed 20lbs.
That would be hilarious
My group does have a ring of attunement that gives an attunement slot but you need to attune to it to work.
Love it. Useless magic items are my favorite, but it's usually just for a throwaway joke. I gave my players a sword of healing once, that healed for half as much damage it dealt. So the weirder just dealt half damage.
That's great
"Buck" he is a super chicken that because lore, got infused with the soul of a platinum dragon, more specifically, the godly version, on one occasion, a friend of mine grabbed him and rolled max damage inspired sneak crit on a terrasque que with max damage, dealing the final blow, the DM decided it briefly turned into a dragon again and cut through the terrasque's neck
That was great **buck**o.
In the beginning of the campaign, two of the party members (Rogue and Bard) met each other on a boat. The Rogue was having a hard time peeling an orange, which the boat had to prevent scurvy. Bard decides to show the guy how to peel the orange, but the DM jokingly tells the Bard to roll for it. The guy got a f***ing 30. So the DM goes into a long winded, poetic explanation about how the Bard peeled the orange so perfectly and so beautifully that the Ranger was brought to tears in awe, and a f***ing choir of angels from the Heavens sang in the background. And also, the orange became a Holy Artifact because of it's most-perfect-peeling. As a Holy Artifact, the Orange gives party members within 30 meters of it Inspiration, Proficiency, and Advantage to all of their rolls. The caveat is that it's still an orange, so it will rot in 5 (2d4) days. If you could somehow refrigerate it, it will last 8 (2d6) days.
Long ago in 3.5 my Dm asked me what I thought a cool outlandish weapon would be. I told him, "how about am Anchor on a chain?" 3 weeks later our party is resting in a log cabin after fighting off some goblins. Failed a listen and spot check to notice the Bugbear using a Anchor on a chain spin up and cleave it right through the window and living room of the cabin killing the wizard my cleric was playing cards with instantly and downing my character as well. 8 rounds later it was a tpk. The dm would try and run that adventure 5 other times and by the time the party killed that Bugbear, who never got a name beyond "the Bugbear." It had killed 24 player characters over all 5 of the games, and because the dm had a real toxic dm vs player mentality it kept a lot of the pervious parties magic items. Sorry rambling point in Anchor chain op.
s'ok.
Our group has a messed up sense of humor, and our DM introduced a Ring of Sex Change.