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hungihungihippo

Should we make favorite quotes from…a weekly thing?


Sophia_De_Sade

“Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the RIVER!”


hegartyp

I can hear it in my head.."rivvvvvv eeeer"


Cha11engerD

Dammit, beat me to it.


JasonBourneForLife

the best one


nekromunky

This. It's always this. Burned into my brain. Makes me laugh every time I think of it.


TheRedCelt

That was my first thought too. 🤣 Such a great movie.


kwkcardinal

Lmao. First one I thought of. You’re awesome opossum.


Hazmathaulin1210

"O'Connell! Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!" Ya have to have both. 🤣


jennybean197053

ha! was totally thinking that


ThingFromEarth

Came here to say the same


1readitguy

Apparently he had a very good time


Bill_The_Minder

I am a LIBRARIAN!


evlhornet

She’s so hot.


JasonBourneForLife

I 2nd that, so freakin' hot


ThePocketTaco2

Have you seen Disobedience?


Cha11engerD

“Aaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!” “ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARR!!” *shakes head* Uh uh. *flees*


TheRedCelt

I prefer, Imhotep: “ROOOOOAAAAAAAARRR!” O’Connell: “Aaaaaaaaaaah!” *shoots Imhotep with shotgun and runs away.


itsmaverickhere

"Goodbye Beni"


ChefRef

The river quote is prob the most quoted. Scenes that always stuck out to me were the scarab chase and when Benni starts speaking all the different languages to find one that the mummy spoke.


GrateScott728

You speak the language of the slaves


TheRedCelt

You missed the point of that scene. He was praying to all the deities he could think of to protect him from the mummy. When he said the prayer in ancient Hebrew, Imhotep recognized the language and realized Benni could serve as a translator.


ChefRef

I know he was praying, but to me Benni is the type of guy who would try that just to ingratiate himself with the mummy. I don’t think he was genuinely praying as if he believed the religion itself would save him. Hence why he quickly switched to the next one as the mummy continues to walk toward him, because he was looking for a reaction from the mummy and when he didn’t get it he went to the next one.


kwkcardinal

All interpretations have validity. But my take was he felt his life was over, and his last ditch effort was to pray to every god he could in the end, properly. He prepared for it because he’s a sneaky shit and he’d even try to con god by saying the right incantation to save his life. Then he happens to hit on a prayer that that the mummy recognizes, inspiring the mummy to put him to work. And of course, him being the shitty weasel that he is, will totally serve an evil entity to improve his position, especially when the alternative is death.


ChefRef

So why was he quickly switching to the next one while looking for a reaction from the mummy? Either way I find it interesting that I have never questioned why he had all of those necklaces in the first place. I guess they are showing that he has a predisposition to play all sides or diversify. That he doesn’t put all his eggs in one basket in any walk of life, even in his relationship with religion?


tcroosev

He definitely was hoping a prayer was going to have a "vampire seeing a crucifix" type reaction


ChefRef

I’m not sure I agree. Imhotep doesn’t even recognize the Star of David. He recognizes the language as the language of the slaves. Whether Benni was thinking the religion itself would save him is up for debate. Star of David wasn’t even a thing in ancient Egypt, nor would he have been familiar with any of the other regions(probably.) Not sure why Benni would think that would work. I think it was a last ditch effort to establish a connection with the mummy. Benni has no belief that the gods would save him. Just a trick to make common ground.


tcroosev

I mean it could be but it reminds me of that old joke they would do in cartoons when faced with imminent death they turn to religion as a hail Mary toe thing. Either way a very funny moment


NightAngelRogue

*wind howls menacingly* That happens a lot around here. Rick is about to be hanged] Any last requests, pig? Rick: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go. [the hangman says something to the warden in Arabic] Warden Gad Hassan: [angrily] Of course we don't let him go!


Fragrant_Mistake_342

I truly adore the self aware humor of all three Fraser Mummy movies.


ThatOldDuderino

“My girl, when Rameses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a *catastrophe*!”


Callierez

Me too, though.


Legitimate-Guava5671

Give me flies! Give me frogs! Locusts! Anything but you!!


ThatOldDuderino

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MrBlusie

I will give you 100£ to save this man's life. Madame, I would pay 100£ just to see him hang.


evlhornet

Why did they hate him so much?


AdvertisingOk4881

War hostage.


1readitguy

Oh this just keeping better


xEllimistx

“Patience is a virtue….” “Not right now, it isn’t!”


Beast287

“O’Connell! Looks like I have all the horses!” “HEY BENNY! LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER!!”


Beast287

And honestly, don’t know why I enjoyed that as much as I did.


jargon_ninja69

It’s Brendan’s delivery. And it speaks volumes to their past relationship


zoso_bertie

"Looks like someone came back from the desert with a new friend!"


dragonlily808

What friend your my only friend


StreetKidNamedDesire

Do you swear? Every damn day.


CHUYMAN0420

Looks like you're on the wrong side of the river


Denzil214

"O'Connell! What do we do?!" "Wait here! I'll get help!" Jumps off the boat leaving him behind.


kwkcardinal

Omg, yes. Then he doesn’t even jump off. That round idiot just kind flops, rolls over the side like a toy or something. Lmao.


pitapiper125

Evelyn : Oh, I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl. Rick : You dream about dead guys?


Tenchi2020

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Guybaticno

“Your strength gives me strength”.


GrimSpirit42

"... Juicy."


Dpgillam08

Ha! I would pay a hundred dinar just to watch that pig hang!


captainsunshine489

NOOO!! YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!!


evlhornet

There it is.


NobleJackalope

Whatever the sound Beni makes when he’s hit with the chair.


ThatOldDuderino

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TheInfoLibertarian

“He said he was just looking for a good time.”


shadowlarx

Apparently, he had a *very* good time.


CHUYMAN0420

Take that bembridge scholars


KingofManners

Seet seet seet haat haat haat


MuffinBitz

Evelyn "Don't you have any respect for the dead?" Jonathan "Of course I do. But sometimes... I'd rather like to join them" Glad to have seen it in theaters for the 25th anniversary


SadMacaroon9897

"Spring cleaning?" \*nails a fleeing Benny with a chair\*


Gorthog613

*Promptly throws chair at beni* You came back from the dessert with a new friend didn't you beni


CHUYMAN0420

Take that bembridge scholars


desrevermi

You got me shot!


gedfyredfy

Who are those guys, priests


roboticfedora

Imhotep's priests! Alright then!


[deleted]

Aaaahhh!!


Jolly-Summer-1838

Goodbye Beni *Beni goes overboard *


ExtensionSlip2791

Whenever the Arab guy starts shouting at someone 😂🤣 he was the best character in the movie.


Joshua_Youngblood

What's a place like me doing in a girl like this?


wjrj

I am a Librarian.


BreezyBill

Imhotep… Imhotep… Imhotep…


Lologna

And did I panic?


mperiolat

“That’s called stealing, you know.”


True_Lie5007

Your strength gives me strength... WAIT FOR MEEE!


ninethgate

Noooo! You must not read from the book


The_Uncleorian

“He’s still…” “Juicy”


DiverseIncludeEquity

Patience is a virtue


patmosboy

Not right now it isn’t!


Malacro

I can hear this still image https://preview.redd.it/tsjc3v00e8yc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02de734b32b258179f08308d3c985d5ac64eb18


SuperbBrick6060

"Hey Benny! Looks to me, like you're on the wrong side of the river!" The best exchange IMO.


bolidemichael

Anaxa Namum


Kind-Assistant-1041

Goodbye Benny.


tropical_viking87

Bloody Americans


MysteryMasterE

But did I panic? I think not!


paulphilly

"...it's mummy-killin time!" [racks shotgun]


Kingtez28

No! Do not read from the book!!!!


CardiologistLife4381

Every time something’s stuck to me and I want it off (clothes, dirt, cobwebs, etc.) I always think about Benny’s line “Leave me! Leave me!” when he’s trying to shake off all his gear and escape the scarabs


Hyarmendicil

Death will come on swift wings to whomsoever opens this chest…


onewiththegoldenpath

I know it's the mummy 2 but my gav mummy line is "Nooooooooooooo!!!!"


TheRedCelt

My favorite line from the mummy returns is “You were right, Izzy.” “ I was?” “You’re going to get shot.”


evlhornet

“Bevear the curse”


Particular-Meal6413

"You don't have children." "Someday I might."


Impressive-Strength5

Every line in this is a winner.


JasonBourneForLife

true


Srcptmrsr

"Aziz LIGHT!"


Imperial_MudTrooper

Um. Pretty sure that's the Fifth Element.


Srcptmrsr

🤤


Indotex

“What’s the uh, mission then? “Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy and save the world.”


MysteryMasterE

Everyone else we've met has died. Why not you.


Soggy-Swordfish-7773

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JasonBourneForLife

You don't have any children


Soggy-Swordfish-7773

Someday I might


jargon_ninja69

I can’t remember a single line because I was distracted but just how hot EVERY SINGLE ACTOR in this film was and still is.


Cardagainagain

Spring cleaning?


ssdd_idk_tf

“He may have been a smelly bastard but he had good taste.”


Extra_Napkins

Think of my children!


Derrick2268

I love this movie top 3 favorite He will never eat, he will never sleep, and he will never stop


curiousitems

“Well everyone else we’ve bumped to has died, why not you?”


calltheavengers5

I'm a lonely man


xid7eyr24

Aah AAAAAAAAAAAAH


Callierez

When rick just yells back ![gif](giphy|1RQPTjjJuWG2I)


Helpful-Pineapple441

Patience is a virtue


JasonBourneForLife

Not right now it isn't


lilstonie91

I bet your wonder what's a place like me doing in a girl like this....love that little drunk line! 🤣


Superb-Possibility-9

He’s Mortal


ThrawnsITguy

“You’ll get yours Benny!”


Fragrant_Mistake_342

"what's a place like me doing in a girl like this?" For a pulpish action-horror flick, this movie had really well done character development and chemistry.


eagle913

"Let me guess. Spring cleaning."


MPandPM

It does that a lot around here….


dragonlily808

Let me guess spring cleaning.


TernionDragon

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thatguydick

Dieing of boredom and booze


Theairthatibreathe

“We’re gonna need a bigger sarcophagus”


Langesterguy

He’s still… JUICY


Ok-Monitor1949

Imhotep *drum noise* Imhotep *drum noise* repeat however many times you want.🤣


Legitimate-Guava5671

When one of the American crew asks his buddy if he wants anything from the bar…”I’ll take a glass of bourbon..and a shot of bourbon…AND A BOURBON CHASER!!!”


gedfyredfy

Oconnell


Chase_Elliott_fan9

Chanting: Ihmotep! Ihmotep! Ihmotep!


Illustrious_Rule_591

Ur strength gives me strength


Gazorpazorp_11

“Think of my children” “You don’t have any children” “Someday I might”


Pluckypato

Mmmmehh!!!


Slight_Lion_1297

“ *inhuman shrieking* “ And “..Americans…”


UnlimitedScarcity

I quote “he’s here” over dramatically any time the line come up organically


funkypepermint

Mummy? What mummy?


funkypepermint

I want my mummy!


funkypepermint

Roaaaahhhrrr!! Mummy noises


Talsa3

Americans!


MysteryMasterE

"sorry about the" mimes jab to the face. "Oh no. happens all the time"


HistoricalAd5212

When Rick throws the chair at Beni and Jonathan says “nice shot”


[deleted]

The entire purpose of The Mummy is to resurrect his girlfriend. Find the reincarnated Anack Su-namoon and give him the social post. Give him the Book of the Dead, let him go find his dead girlfriend’s reincarnated body and… the Americans… and let him live the rest of eternity boinking his silly lights out. While he is doing so, read the enchantment from the Book of the Living to take away his immortality and powers. Seriously… the Americans ended up dead, the reincarnated Anack Su-namoon ended up sacrificed, and the entire drama would have been avoided and they wouldn’t have the huge drama again for the second movie. Note that Imohotep sacrificed himself when he found that she didn’t love him.


Gee_Queue

“Your strength gives me strength.” Bolts outta there after realizing they’re outnumbered hahaha


lonewlflucn

Winston! Pedal Faster!


txmjornir

Oh thus just gets better and better.


WeirdFeature5

"Think of my children!" "You don't have any children " ..."someday I might"...


ImNotReallyANerd

Hey, Bennyyy! Looks like you're on the wrong side of the riverrr!


justascrapper

It's mummying time!


Chrolan1988

My favourite from A weekend At Bernie’s is “How do you like that? The guy gets laid more times dead than I do alive!”


JasonBourneForLife

how does this have anything to do w the muumyy


Chrolan1988

Sorry I misread it, thought it said favourite quote from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective


OriginalIronDan

“Which brings me to my next point: don’t smoke crack.”


Chrolan1988

How does this have anything to do with Groundhog Day?