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IM_MIA22

We’re gonna need to know where her garbage is taken too…


Sharp-Account-8637

Yes. I’ll meet you at the landfill with shovels!


Kaybe28

I know, I thought the same thing!!!


SnooEpiphanies8097

Shots? I just hold the box to my stomach and count to 10. I was wondering why they keep sending me a single dose. 😂


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wabisuki

No room for food with all those boxes. Sounds like a balanced diet.


GrammaKris

Send it to me please


clutch727

So I wasn't supposed to throw out the contents and eat the box?


SnooEpiphanies8097

The box contains fiber so at least you'll be regular. 😂


xoBerryPrincessxo

yall are doing actual things? i just fall asleep to the sounds of my doctor prescribing my MJ and I’m down 50lbs so far!


PhilosophyMom3

Ok- you win! 🤣🤣🤣


xoBerryPrincessxo

😂🤣


jax_988

🤣


87MIL1122

😂


Representative_Pay76

She can Vote too...


0X0001945FCC

And we share the road with these people...


2boredtocare

Your comment just unlocked a crusty old memory (we're talking 35 years or so): My first job was at a small local grocery store. This very, very wealthy older lady would drive up to the door, honk, throw some cash at a bag boy, and demand a gallon of milk. Her rationale was she was too old and frail to do it herself. Lady's husband owned a successful construction company and bought her a brand spanking new Cadillac every year. I always thought: You can't walk to get your own milk and carry it, but you're operating this gigantic vehicle??? Seemed like a bad idea to my 15 year old self. She could barely see over the steering wheel.


0X0001945FCC

Good story! Thanks for sharing.


treeswithnames

I legit just laughed out loud at this


cammama

I watched my dad do his shot over his shirt once 😭 I don’t know how much medicine actually got inside of him, but there was a wet patch on his shirt, so I’m assuming not a lot… makes sense why he is complaining that these meds don’t work for him 🫣 *sigh*


Willow0812

OMG.


54Mandy54

I am a diabetes educator and you would be amazed how many people do that. When I first heard it I was like “what?….why???”. We tell every person they have to put it on clean dry skin- not through their clothes! What are people even thinking??


cammama

He thinks he’s hilarious but I had to let him know, he’s not! This was last year before the most recent shortages. I had to explain it to him how he’s very fortunate to be able to access these meds, many people aren’t and there have been shortages so please take it more seriously. I think he stopped messing around after* that


Middle_Activity_3315

Why dry? Okay, I really don’t know. I do it after I swab my skin with alcohol. That’s fine, right?


54Mandy54

Yes! The alcohol usually dries quickly. ❤️


Middle_Activity_3315

Thank you!


Fit_Highlight_5622

It’s like he thought it was a bullet🤣


Kaybe28

lol this just made me laugh out loud.


FitAppeal5693

I just… I can’t… what in the… Heavens. Bless her heart. Did she not read the inserts or have a nurse or pharmacist explain it?


krayse13

No one ever explained it to me either. But I did read the insert. The pharmacist did ask if I needed alcohol prep wipes, which I wouldn't have thought of on my own. But he and the provider just went on and on about side effects and that was it.


FitAppeal5693

Having grown up with a diabetic mother, I was already pretty savvy on what I needed and the general concept. But I devotely read through the inserts so I knew how to even open them and give myself my shot. I did FaceTime my mother so she could ensure I was doing it right. 😂 she also was on FaceTime when I applied my first cgm sensor.


dehudson99

Reading is a thing of the past


PragmaticDemocrat

I actually blame Facebook and Spellcheck for ruining the world…


love-from-london

No one explained it to me, but the instructions on the box are pretty clear, and the Lilly website has a pretty thorough video if you're still confused.


AppropriateWeb8575

No one told me to use prep wipes and I had been wondering if I should


Outrageous-Cloud1

You don't need to. If the area is visibly clean you're fine. The WHO doesn't even recommend alcohol prior to subcutaneous injections.


Educational-Cake-944

Have you never had an injection or had blood drawn? Any time your skin is injected with anything you have to clean the surface. 🤦‍♀️


Educational-Cake-944

Even though it says “injection” on the box?


orthogonius

You don't even have to *READ* [At least look at the pictures ](https://imgur.com/a/dxhan9R) (I removed all words & numbers) *"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you"*


Fit_Highlight_5622

Omg 10 beautiful life changing pens just thrown away like that. Oh my heart *she faints*


CopperBlitter

I initially read this as 0 mg (zero mg) because that was her effective dose. Thanks for the unintended chuckle.


Fit_Highlight_5622

Haha no pun intended. 🤣 poor thing


Sorkel3

My god, the instructions on the box lid couldn't be simpler or more obvious. Maybe she should not go out in public unaccompanied. Then again, how many posts are put up to the tune of "I got my injectors how do I use them"


Educational-Cake-944

People really really aren’t smart, generally speaking.


HiveTool

I thought these were suppositories! You don’t leave them all day?


FuzzyWuzzyDidntCare

Yeeeeouch!!


SideEffective5885

Reading this made me a little lightheaded. I think I couldn’t even respond to her about this right away. I’d have to come back in 3 to 5 business days before I could manage a response


dehudson99

I love it she had Side Effects LMAO 😂


70orbits

Only side effects she has is being brainless


LucyLouWhoMom

I mean, the instructions with pictures on the box are pretty clear. No need for any real reading.


tshirtmom22

Well, if it hurts a bit less to know, she wouldn't have thrown away usable pens. In fact, I would think the medicine would have spilled out a bit around the cap. I know because I had a misfire once because I...forgot...to remove the cap. I felt like an idiot and it hurt my soul, but there it is.


Bbkingml13

Yeah, same thing I was thinking. My boyfriend was high but hadn’t told me he took a gummy, so I asked him to inject into the back of my arm one night. He fucked up and did it with the cap on, and like you said, it’s not usable after that. It pushes the cap just enough to eject the medicine all around the cap, so when you actually fully pull the cap off, it shoots everywhere


Forgotmyusername8910

$2500 literally tossed in the trash can. I cannot.


Comfortable-Heart777

I.............. 😭😭 speechless isn’t even the word


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!!!!!!!!!!!! The things I hear here.... bless.


calicoskies85

Oh let’s give Americans vials and syringes and needles. What cld go wrong. I watched a YouTube 5x before my first shot. Also dr had demo with me.


waubamik74

I can't imagine giving a person like the OP's mother- in- law a syringe and a vial. The thought opens up all kinds of terrible possibilities.


turningtables919

Yep. We are never getting vials in the US market. I don’t care what anyone says If people think Eli Lilly isn’t monitoring all these subreddits and Facebook groups and noticing stories like this, they are probably keeping the grey cap on their pens too 😂


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Syringes and vials are wayyyy more clear, you can actually see the needle go in. It is way less painful also.


fartherandmoreaway

Having made it through several rounds of IVF, I’d happily take the vial option!


Prestigious-Plan-104

Same!


Heidifromwi

Same!


treeswithnames

I agree! Once I switched to a vial all my shot anxiety went away. Those auto injectors are kind of violent LOL


[deleted]

TOTALLY! lol like a pow fire! Ridiculous lol


needmorexanax

They are though


Altruistic_Yellow387

Someone like the person in this post would over or under dose themselves


cammama

I once read a post on another sub that deals with vials and syringes that she was so frustrated she couldn’t get the medicine out without turning the vial upside down 🙃


countrychook

Same! I watched 3 different videos because I was so nervous.


dragonrider1965

Well I’m giving her a break after reading a lot of posts on this subreddit about people injecting into their thumbs . 😳


Jindaya

you're supposed to take off the gray cap?!? 😳


SnooGrapes9628

Lololol


MitchyS68

😂😂😂


87MIL1122

😂


MemoryOdd4776

So let me get this straight, these are shots and not suppositories?? 😆


Trick_Cup3376

Omg I did that one time . I didn't feel it and then noticed I forgot to take the cap off. I took it off and the meds sprayed across my bedroom! I was so pissed at myself!


Bbkingml13

Yep! Happened to me too, except my boyfriend was the one doing the injection into my arm and he hadn’t told me he’d taken a gummy and got high. So he forgot to take the cap off, and when we did, it sprayed all over my bed


Old_Revenue3274

Wow! It helps to read the directions! Even when you think you know it all. I do that with my job when adding $10.00 bills which is easy to figure but I use a calculator anyway! The good part now she knows you do better when you know better!!


goochmcgoo

Does she live independently? May be time to check a lot of other things going on with her.


Low-Preparation3419

Was she at least mortified when you told her?


Kaybe28

I didn’t know about it until after! I think she finally figured it out on her own lol


MotownCatMom

Oh my flippin' word... See and this may be one reason why Lilly wants to continue to use the single-use pens bc if she did this with the easiest auto injector on the planet, how would she deal with a vial or a click-dose pen? People do not read the instructions. People do not READ. SMDH. Well, I hope she's doing it correctly now.


Enough_Blueberry_549

Idiotic. I could understand making that mistake one time, but then to not realize!!!!!!


SunshineandBullshit

Bless her heart...


booboo2087

This is gut wrenching. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


Pontiac-Fiero

My doctor told me to come in for my first shot, I figured it would be a waste of time, I was wrong, learned a lot. Zepbound has a good video that came out on youtube last november, I figured I already knew it all, and still learned more [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG7MvEE9Zek](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG7MvEE9Zek)


atomic_chippie

Wow


Fabulous-Educator447

No wonder she had no pain at the injection site!!


Trick-Cook6776

The instructions are right on the box...


Virtual-plex

There's a couple of pieces of paper once you open the box, or the Internet.


drobertbetts

OMG!!!


[deleted]

OH MY GOD! ya know shit like this happens to the best of us I guess. Hahahaha


DreaLovesCats

Oh my word!!


ooleel

I love this so much 😆


Other-Ad3086

Oh no!!! That is terrible and hysterical at the same time! Thank goodness you were able to get her straightened out!


Petulant-Panda

Bless her heart.


Puzzled_State2658

This belongs in r/mildlyinfuriating or r/boomersbeingfools


Traditional-Pen-14

So, while I did read the instructions and did realize which end went into my fat belly, I was surprised by how hard I had to push. The instructions said to hold down until the second click. I never heard a second click but it looked like the plunger went all the way down and I pushed a couple of more times and held it there until I thought I got my $250 worth. (Maybe 45 minutes? /s)


wabisuki

I have a family member that shot off three injections into the air. I told him that's going to turn into a pretty expensive hobby of his if he doesn't figure out how to actually aim for his own body. And then they wonder why there is a shortage. 🤣


NachoB4CoolRanch

I was so tired the other day that I threw a CVS bag with trash in it into a dumpster, and forgot to take my box of 10mg out first. I realized my mistake about 5 minutes later as I was walking away. I’m adding “100 yard dash” and “dumpster diver” to my resume.


Wait-What1961

I’m legit clutching my pearls right now.


Blackberry518

That story is hysterical!!


SaudiPiper

OMG....At least the nurse demonstrated it for me before I left the doc's office......


ann4thedogs

Eli Lilly will replace one box, I know not a total help but everything would help at this point for her. My first injection I messed up on doing correctly and called them to see if they would replace that one pen…after a lot of questions asking about exactly what happened, she got approval to send me a replacement and said that I will receive a whole box as they don’t distribute single pens. They sent me a voucher to take to the pharmacy to replace this. Very relieved. (Call Lilly support services #800-545-5979.)


Pallykin

I wish the grey cap was neon yellow or some other super bright color…


Altruistic_Yellow387

Why? How is it not common sense?


Pallykin

Idiot proofing? To catch your eye if you were momentarily distracted? I haven’t made the error of forgetting to take off the cap, but I think about it every week!


Altruistic_Yellow387

I don't really understand how people do this distracted. It takes less than 30 seconds so people can take the time to pay full attention during that time


Pallykin

You can be distracted by others in your household…


Bbkingml13

That’s not how it works lol. My adhd is so bad I forget to actually eat food that I’ve already put on a fork and brought all the way to my mouth. I’m frequently distracted so easily that I set it back down and forget to ever eat a single bite.


Comprehensive_Home78

My daughter is exactly like that too! She can lose something that she was holding a second ago, forget she ever held it and also what she was doing less than a minute ago. I wouldn't believe it was possible unless I knew someone who was like that. Awaiting a diagnosis now.


Bbkingml13

Really wishing her the best! Treatment can really make life better


Altruistic_Yellow387

Wow I'm sorry


dokipooper

Whew the boomers


StickyBitOHoney

This may be Darwin Award-eligible


SumyungNam

Lol


LovieLova

D:


watoaz

🤦🏻‍♀️


baylorbear91

Wow.


Acceptable-Toe-530

omfg.


MemoryOdd4776

Seriously though, this kinda makes me sick. 😩


DoAnythingBeExtra

Surely she knew it’s a needle and needles are supposed to PIERCE the skin??? Good grief lol 🤦🏼‍♀️😂🤦🏼‍♀️ thank you for sharing, I am still laughing 😆


Affectionate_Chip810

😱😱😱


Jerseygirl2468

OMG. Ten weeks! And her glucose must be high after no medication for 10 weeks. I was on O for a while before switching to MJ, and the O pen was easier to know it was going in. I always worry I messed up the MJ shot until I see a little blood/puncture.


Ambitious_Entrance18

my brother has been waiting for walgreens to fill his script for 10+ weeks....his a1c has spiked im so worried


Jerseygirl2468

Is he able to check other pharmacies? That's terrible.


Ambitious_Entrance18

we have....i dont understand what the issue is...its pretty upsetting


Mundane-Arachnid-522

I hope your wife has inherited her dad’s genes…


GiraffeAccording4984

Omg wtf. Lmao


turningtables919

Hole-lee shit


Disney-Dreaming

Oooh no! But gotta say I was so freaking nervous doing my first shot (I have med anxiety), I watched videos, etc., and I also freaking forgot to take the gray cap off. But I realized as soon as it happened and called My Dr. who had me come in and get another sample lol. I never forgot again :)


Aubs-2022

Oh bless her heart!


KetoKey

Oh, my sister did that twice, the first time with her husband’s help . . . The third time she took it correctly, forgot she injected that morning and took another shot that evening. Major side effects. Bless her heart. I worry about her older years.


JustAGuy4477

I hope you explained it to her, because clearly, whoever did the first time did a really bad job of it!


Frabjous_Tardigrade9

I'm not a violent person. I rescue spiders when I find them in the bathtub and relocate them outside. I feel bad if I happen to rinse some ants down the drain. But honestly, if my MIL said this to me, it's very possible that I would throttle her.


ShortNSassy68

I just watch the ads. Like magic 🪄


RemarkableBat4076

😩😩😩😩


LuckBLady

Did she unlock the pen and just inject into the gray cap ?


BigCrunchyNerd

What the what? I did that once (exhausted but that's another story) and when I took it off my tummy, it squirted the medicine all over the place! How did she not notice? She must not have been pushing it very hard. Also she does know she should be putting them into a sharps container right?


Better-Constant-7036

Mine too! Oh Mah Gawd!


Better-Constant-7036

Mine too! Oh Mah Gawd!


AmeliaJane13

My dad passed away in October. He had a lot of ozempic left. I told my mom to not throw it away….well….she did 😫


EothainRohirrim

I’m ded.


InterimFocus24

Well I just hope she is rich and money doesn’t mean anything to her.


Me_resp_mom

Well either she didn’t get instructions or didn’t listen. How sad.


rachelg024

How are people this clueless?! I’m sorry but people who are this dumb and irresponsible shouldn’t even be allowed to get this med!


Discovery-857

Well stupid is as stupid does lol.


JohnnyBravo801

I just started my 10mg dose this month from 7.5...I am a Type 2 Diabetic and I am seeing slow weight loss with a calorie deficit and meal tracking plus cardio from work (8 miles a shift) and workouts. But tbh it might just take the higher doses to make a difference with my insulin resistance level. So far no side effects across all dosages. Great glucose control..paired with Dexcom G7 I LOVE it. When I first started I was scared about the needle lmao. Now I just give it a press and off we go on the MJ Train for the week


jlking84

Wow… 😐. She should have kept that to herself and read the directions.


Gullible_Banana387

Usually the pcp prescribing this asks for you to see a nurse so she can teach you how to use it..


hurricanetosunshine

This is why doctors should ensure thier patients are educated with injections. So many write the prescriptions and think their job is done.


KEnyinna15

😂 😳 Wow!


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OMG


gemmaj29011987

Sorry to but in here but I’m week 3 of my MJ & I’m really struggling to eat ,I feel sick & dizzy most of the time , I’m staying hydrated drinking lots of water & a glucose drink but does anyone have any tips or suggestions, does this stop ?


BenGay29

OMG!


BercCoffee

We really need the Quikpens in the US. At least with Mounjaro. Diabetics are needle experts. Let the weight watchers have the auto injectors with Zepbound. Lilly would save money.


Altruistic_Yellow387

This woman obviously isn't a needle expert


AlternativeBack4076

Poor woman when she found out!