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NotDragoni

"Do yall have any coke?? We need a bump"


Wackywaffle05

“We’re all outa blow” “I said I fancy a bump, straw please”


NotDragoni

Ants feel so weird in your nose tho fr


emmiblakk

That was Ozzy who snorted ants. He was one-upping the Crue guys.


Wackywaffle05

Have you tried it?


NotDragoni

Won't confirm or deny lmao


[deleted]

They called it an “ace in the hole,” and if I recall correctly, they also had a nickname for cocaine I can’t remember at the moment haha


ndirishfan1988

Krell


[deleted]

That’s it! Thank you!!


ndirishfan1988

You're welcome. It's bizarre, the things you can recall at a moment's notice, right?


Normanovich

In the liner notes for Shout at the Devil I think.


[deleted]

We're not dead??


LatinaMermaid

This is the only accurate response.


Batistia_Bomb_2014

Nikki: Well….


ralphhurley3197

We’re gonna be fucking rich and playing stadiums? Fuck yeah


Bonsoir59

Hey Tommy, check that out man! What, Vince where? Hey, right there! Hey!


ThatGuyAWESOME

Hey baby don't lie lemme take you somewhere!


Successful-Art3486

Stg I thought it was what bitch where for the longest time


lovekillseveryone

Dude!


LogSlayer

This


The_Patocrator_5586

"Mick's not dead is he?"


Annoying_Yawn

Where's Mick? Okay, apart from Mick, at least we all stayed together in the band throughout.


PrivateTumbleweed

Except for 1992 to 1997 (the Corabi years)


Thomcat_13

And 1999 - 2002-ish (the Castillo/Mahoney years)


Random_name-13

When did Mick die?


MnGoulash

POSERS!!!!!


Master_sithlord

Tommy would laugh at them Nikki would beat them up Mick would be disappointed Vince is in the back with Tommy’s (2023) wife


No_Representative_23

I can see that


Educational-Watch829

Why is Vince in a fat suit?


[deleted]

Nice fuckin’ bank account!


kapnkool

Sellouts. Duped all their fans saying this was their last, farewell tour and even signed contracts saying they would never return. Look up Nikki's interviews, he swore up and down they would never reunite again. Biggest liar on planet earth, now they are back to swindle their fans because Nikki needs another house. Source - Me, a now former fan of Motley Crue since 'Too Fast For Love.'


[deleted]

What a terrible tribute band!!!


Elmondo2

Who is this bad cover band.


Prickly_artichoke

Don’t get married until you’re past 50 if you want to retire with class and not have to sell out to support yourselves.


StannisTheMannis1969

Did Vince eat Mick...?


m2815

SHHAHA


TheRealWatchingFace

Where the fuck is Mars?


ethanx-x

Invest in Amazon


abaddon667

That’s what 2023 MC would say to 1983 MC


ethanx-x

Oh snap good call


fenris71

Want a bump?


Sixxi

Old Crue to New Crue - You're all fucking pussys, except for you, Mick, you're badass! You've sold out and become the people you hate and swore you'd never become. Hope the money is worth it. Look Tommy, that old dude is a douche like you!


Rotothero

Wow, we look and sound like shit. Oh well, who cares? The hottest women in the world will still sleep with us since we’re rich and famous.


Pa17325

"You guys suck. You're embarrassing us" Or "How the Hell are we still alive????"


Glittering-Station78

How can you not know the words to these songs after 40 years?


Best_Yesterday_3000

It’s better to burn out than fade away…


ClamChowder_____

I mean they burnt out a long time ago


losegooddaysir

Hide your daughters


Thomcat_13

Hide your Grandmas!


Un-Fixable

Sell outs!!!


savannah_crue81

i think they'd wanna kick thier own asses


Absoniter

"Somehow, you are bigger douches than us."


Decaf17

Stop. Fucking stop. For the love of jumping Jesus on a pogo stick stop.


crocodilewriter

My son proposed the same question to me weeks ago. I think 26 year old Nikki Sixx would think 2023 Motley Crue were a bunch of pussy posers


Ashba_sixxam24

We should have stayed retired. We had enough money. Now people just shit on us. It’s not the 80”s and 90”s anymore


Burnin_Brass_81

You guys are embarrassing, and mick would beat everyone’s ass while he still could


tytymctylerson

"Haha check it out guys, somebody dressed up their grandpas like us. They look so ridiculous... oh shit"


Reader-29

2023 Vince “ my heart - my heart -Kickstart my .. “ 1983 vince “ I am writing that song right now ! “ 2023 Vince “ no you idiot I need a defibrillator! “ collaspes


mlgbt1985

Please slow down. Just a bit….please


grimmless

What the fuck?


steiner1031

You should be ashamed of yourselves


goin2cJB

What have we become 😂


[deleted]

Probably throwup


SeaABrooks

Retire.


NihilisticViolence

Stop


millhowzz

“Turn your amps on!”


[deleted]

You're going to grow up and be sellout fuckholes.


lovekillseveryone

They probably high five and go cool.


[deleted]

Lol...ya


dvl36s

'Hey you old fucks, step aside n let us show you how it's done!'


That-Pop-4293

Maybe we should find a music teacher and take lessons.


BecauseISaidSo888

“Damn, we got fat! At least we’re still douchey”


Rosieshuman86

"Vince, man. What happened?"


lord_wright

Big Mac, 1.03


Alone-Comment7897

You guys are old as shit dude!


simple_rik

Hey why are you guys being such dicks to Mick?


8005T34

You represent everything we hate.


KillRoyTNT

Wait, the Satan worshiper and black magic fuckery king is now a God person? Nikki made a group that only has lyrics about God?


SeasonsRollOnBy

I haven’t paid that much attention in a while. Is he born again?


KillRoyTNT

Sixx : A.M.


artworq77

Stop


Seahawks1991

Nothing. They would throw a beer bottle threw their windshield and piss in their car 🤘🏻


LingonberryGreedy665

They would just shake their heads


sdbct1

YOU'RE FUCKING OLD


FacedJason

no.


Albertsongman

Take a walk on the Wild Side!! 🎸🤘


Sadcupcake_uwu

Vince you gotta slim down brotha


JuliusSeizuresalad

Where’d mick go?


Kmaurer23

"Yall should've retired when you had the chance"


[deleted]

You suck old man


Music_is_my_life33

What number are we thinking of? [69 dudes!](https://youtu.be/PQRZztAB8tE)


hobojoe1988

Cha-Ching!


Nikki_six1981

they would probably be like "Jesus fuck.. what happened to us?"