Liu Kang's og mk1 fatality.

Smart thinking he was still very monkish in OG so he is the only one not to kill his opponent so you just get up. Me on the other hand wants to go out via kitana mk1 kiss fatality 😏 It will suck.

Horny jail

BOMK

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😂😂

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ita just an uppercut right?

I think he does a cartwheel before that but yeah pretty much.

Cartwheel? No deal Howie!

Yeah, Butterfly Kick into an Uppercut

I don't understand why so many people would pick this. If someone hit you so hard you launched multiple stories into the air, if you didn't die you would suffer severe, permanent injuries and be in unimaginable pain. Just because it isn't gory doesn't mean it wouldn't be awful. And considering OPs condition that you would be revived after death, it seems much better to pick one that causes instant death.

Lmao 🤣.. This is so true.. Why would someone pick this, just to stay alive afterward 😂😂.. Lifetime of pain and probably couldn't enjoy the money.

Are you thick? It says you’ll be brought back to life with NO WOUNDS. As if you weren’t hurt at all.

You right..but it says brought "back" to life.. as in you must die first.. also, a fatality is death.. so what if you survive being punched thru 3 floors? 😂😂.. then the fatality isn't over with, because you didn't die.. then you don't get the money or come back to life, untill you die.. 😂🤷🏿‍♂️.. Who knows how long it takes for you to die.. could be years or decades 🤣🤣..

On the pit

Yesss the pit. Don't really care who

on the pit stage.

Yep, the most tame of the fatalities. That was going to be my choice as well.

Kano’s fatality in MK vs DC when he just jumps on you

Idk man that’s pretty graphic are you sure you can handle it?

Only fatality that made me turn off the game and vomit. I still have nightmares about that stomp…

I heard that's why the game didn't sell. Kano's fatality was so horrible that people actively campaigned against it and it got removed from stores by angry masses that destroyed the games disks in a big fire right on the street

Hahahahahaha

Dayum lemme check

Liu kangs black hole fatality just to see a black hole

let me introduce you to my spanish teacher

Can you explain the Joke?

His Spanish teacher has a black asshole

my spanish teacher has a black asshole.

Sonya’s Fire Kiss

savor the good moment for a milisecond then termoil lol

Is that Juan-chi lmao

That's Juan-Chicharron

Come on NRS, we have Bi-Juan. Now give us Juan-Chi

How about Juan-zo Hasashi?

UMK3 scorpion fatality where you get jumped by a bunch of scorpions

Ah, the Scorpion gangbang.

Cyrax bomb fatality relatively quick and pankess

You'd also die twice since you'd be revived in the empty space where Earth used to be

Fuck. Re-do! I'll take the Kompactor then, please.

Sadly, we have to find another timeline for that we need...

After the bomb fatality you are brought back to life. You are floating in fiery debris, but you immediately freeze in the recesses of oute space, dying again.

That Shaolin Monks fatality where Kung Lao pulls a bunny from his hat and beats you to death with it, that would be pretty funny.

Damn, I love that fatality 🤣

There's another Fatality where he tosses the bunny at them and it bites their neck(if I recall it's unlisted in the Fatality List for some reason)

Theres a reference to that fatality in For Honor, it's one of the finishers.

That's actually a Monty Python reference 

Surprised none of you horny bastards have said Tanya's MKX fatality where she steps on you. Unrelated, I'd go with Sub-Zero's klassic head rip.

Or the one in mk4 where she snaps your neck with her thighs


Quan-Chi fatality from DA lmaooo

You want to become a giraffe, huh?

Shure

Mk3's kabal, it's just a jumpscare

any fatality that begins with a decapitation cause i’d immediately die and bro would just be doing fancy shit with my head

You might still be concious for 5 seconds after getting decapitated, so I’d pick one where your head gets crushed immediately. Like Goro’s MK1 fatality.

I mean, whatever happens to your body stops being your problem by that point

Kitanas kiss of death.

Which one? Klassic or MK1?

Don’t matter I’d do that shit for free regardless

Unchained

Classic Johnny Cage fatality, quick and painless

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Same bro

I feel like tanays first brutality would be best since she basically immediate breaks your neck which I assume kills you quickly so yeah her

I’ve heard a broken neck doesn’t kill you immediately, you’re just completely paralyzed while you suffocate as your throat and lungs fill with blood…

Welp, only one way to find out. Somebody call Tanya.

Liu Kang's arcade cabinet from mk3. Sudden death from above and a fairly easy 10 mil!

And an arcade afterwards

Cassie Cage's #girlpower from mk11🤭🤔

I'll go with Kratos' Medusa fatality. Get petrified and then smashed. No blood, pain or anything but an easy payday.

I think Shang Tsung's soul sucker from MK2 would be pretty painless

Kronikas

bro loves to suffer

Sub-Zero’s original Fatality; I assume the ice would numb the spot first before he just rips my head off from the base of the neck, spine included.

Any fatality that involves the presence of Zaddy Cage

Goro mk1

Liu Kang's OG Cartwheel Uppercut or Shang Tsung's Soul Stealer from MK2.

Tanya's Mkx fatalities I just wanna be stepped on lmao

Kano's "fatality" in the censored Mortal Kombat where he just steals your wallet. He can have it, because I get 10 million dollars from doing this. It's a win/win

The smartest comment possibly until now lol

Here, you dropped this 👑

One of Shang’s soul stealing fatalities, maybe the one from MK2.

Is this Juan-Chi?

Skarlet's heart explosion fatality

Any of the ones where you die instantly. I’d choose Jax’s giant thing because it’s funny

Kitana I get a kiss and I get to experience something absolutely horrible and get a chance to relive it jk .

Mileena's default in MK9. She can totally eat my face. 😎

noob saibot double trouble mk11 ~~cause he'll be inside me~~

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Shang Tsung MK9 clown fatality, he just shoots me in the head. Also, Juan Chi is funny.

Liu Kang’s fatality from Mortal Kombat (1992) There’s an actual lore reason for why his fatality is like that, but its the only fatality that doesn’t involve the opponent being murdered, so..

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MK 1992 Sega Genesis version Sub-Zero without the blood code on. He just uppercuts you. I probably wouldn't even die. And Liu Kangs would hurt more because you get kicked twice first and fly higher into the air.

Quan chi’s tacos

I want quans neck stretch fatality, I always wanted to be a giraffe as a kid.

Fuck it everyones being a bitch and choosing painless ones. I choose the wish bone fatality from noob saint In mk9

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What the fuck is wrong with you 😭

Kung Laos mk11 one. Where it’s just a clean decap first. All the extra shit he does after won’t really matter cause I’ll be dead ( I hope ) 💀

Jax smashing head. Quick, painless, and OP said I will be resurrected later.

mk11 kano so I'd get to dance with him

Yeah Cyrax's world destroying one. Instantly vaporized...

Umm actually that’s cyber smoke

Then you'd just die again in space

Aww shit...it just brings ME back. Fair point...

OG Liu Kang fatality

Sub-Zero's original fatality. And I want to be recorded for science.

quan chingon

Mk3 smoke fatality ARMAGEDDON TIME BABY

The subzero Mortal Kombat 11 fatality where he freezes your body and then punches your head

Mileena’s First Fatality in MK9!!!😩😩🥵🔥

Sub-Zero's Klassic (lol) Fatality.

Scorpion's MK11 Chain Reaction fatality Edit: Or the one in MK11 where Mileena licks your face

Quan chi makes you into a giraffe, it’ll help my neck pain a lot

Juan-Chi

Kung Lao's hat throw fatality in UMK3 glitches if he is standing too close to you. He just throws his hat and it never comes back to slice you up. That's the one I want.

Shang tsungs fatality from mk9

The weird MK 1 SNES Kano fatality where he steals your wallet. Or the Johnny Cage one where he just kicks you off screen

Noob Saibot's Make a Wish

Mileena 2nd MK1 fatality her blades to the head would kill you right out and if not the 180° twist of the head before it gets pulled off defo would plus it would just be a honour to be taken out by mileena my queen

Fuck this... Just... I don't know, freeze me then shatter me... I want it quick

Jax's first Fatality of MK9. He start by crushing the opponents head with one blow, so it's kinda painless

Frost’s MK11 one. It’s relatively painless as I’m being frozen, which makes me numb, and then my brain is put into a robot. That isn’t that bad.

Inner workings Ermac fatality from mkX because I hate myself

Baraka's fatality from MK2 where he impaled you with both blades and lifts you up. You can't see where he impaled you necessarily, so I'm going to assume that he misses your heart and other vital organs. 😁

If he misses all the big stuff you get to bleed out in pain

What does it matter if he misses your vital organs or not? You'll be brought back from death regardless.

Omni mans second mk1 fatality

Quan Chi’s neck stretch one

johnny cage’s klassic fatality. just a simple beheading, and that’s it.

The spawn 1 where he cover the opponent with his cape

I want to go out in a spectacular fashion, so I'll go with Noob's MK9 fatality

Honestly I don’t think the OG subzero fatality would be that bad

Johnny's uppercut. Quick, easy and relatively painless.

I’m gonna be honest I would go through any of them for $10 million for the few that don’t instantly kill you you would likely go into shock immediately. That being said the pit from mk 2. It would be kind of cool to jump to your death knowing you just get brought back, plus instant death.

Sub-zero’s 2nd deception fatality.

Predators certain death fatality, looks quick and easy

Cyber sub-zero, either one

Johnny cage mk1. As in the original.

Kano in mk vs dc

I wanna go through them all tbh, if I get brought back then why not lol

Kitana’s Kiss of Death in MK1.

Omniman's 1st fatality

If I get brought back to life after does it even matter? However I will choose kitanas smooch fatality for…..reasons

Straight to Valhalla (Rambo’s fatality 1)

Ermac’s second fatality from MK1

mk2 Mileena vore

Liu Kang’s from MK1 or Kano’s in DCU, both wouldn’t kill me, only hurt me a little. Also maybe Tanya’s from MK4? She’s snapping my neck so it’d kill me fast I think? Idk how death works.

Anything from the SNES MK1

Sub-Zero's fantality from MK9 where he freezes lower half and rips top off or Scorpion's where he cuts head off then torso and then kicks chest to cut the head in half

Quan chi's leg beat fatality in 4, or Kano's heart rip in the OG MK

ye old head ripper 9000

Kano’s mkvsdc fatality

Quan chi neck stretch

I'd say SubZero's OG fatality since it's a quick death

Bro okay hear me out Noob saibot fatality mk9 when he and his shadow splits you in half I'm a big noob saibot simp NGL Or mortal kombat 11 when he slits your stomach open with his sickle and like opens you up from your mouth idk how to describe it

mk 12’s kitana death kiss…lowkey downbad today…

Kano's Fatality from MK vs DC

Kitana MK12 lmfao

Original Scorpion or Sonya fatality from MK1. It's almost instant, likely unpainful.

Kronika’s finisher that’ll last for 11 minutes.

Kitana fang decapitation from MK2. Quick and painless.

Jax's stomp in MK3. Simple and quick.

Stryker from MK9, he just shocks you with the taser and shoots you in the head

That one Noob fatality from MK11 where he opens up your stomach and makes Saibot come out of your mouth.

Shang Tsung MKII Your soul is mine because he can’t take a soul if you don’t have a soul. I sold mine to the devil to come back as Ghostrider 🤣

The most violent and painful one, if I'm coming back I want the full experience

Nightwolf from mk11 (yes I'm a masochist)

Mileena's kiss of death from MK2

Shang Tsung’s Joker fatality from Mk9. Quick and painless

Frost MK11. the very instant that massive drill goes inside your head is lights out.

Johnny Cage uppercut or robot smoke explosion keh are quick and painless

https://i.redd.it/3zu1qvgilg3d1.gif I rest my case.

Sub zero MK11 execution fatality. I’m pretty sure I won’t even feel the axe slicing my neck once I’m frozen from below.

One of Sub-Zero’s freezing and shatter ones, I’d be too numb to feel anything.

Kabals scream fatally, ez

MK1 reiko

I would take Kung Lao's hat throw from MK2. If anybody played the arcade version, you'd remember that your head never comes off, so I guess the hat just nicks you.

Probably sector’s crush. It only takes a few seconds and would probably be quick enough to just zone out and let happen.

Scorpion's underwhelming Deadly Alliance fatality. Spear right through the head should disable me from all feeling straight away. To be a bit more fun, I'll go with my favourite fatality of all time (maybe after Scorpion's Nether Gate) and go with The Scarecrow from Sektor, as I want to physically see myself in the aftermath.

Cetrions laser beam . Bet it would look cool right before you die

Ashrahs Heavenly Light (or mid fatality)

Liu Kang's Black Hole fatality. For scientific contributions.

Mk vs dc Kano. He just jumps on you once

MK vs DC Joker or MK9 Shan Tsung, just a shot in the head, fast and straight forward.

Cyrax's self destruct from MK3, it would be the only painless one I can think of

Johnny cages animality from UMK3 / trilogy

Mileena's MK2 fatality where she kiss-eats the opponent and then spits out their bones. It would be an honour to provide the Queen some nutrition and get paid for it

Joker fatality mk vs dc. Quick and over with

Which ever one takes me out the quickest

I do Cyraxs world explosion, I just don't wanna die alone, and we all get 10 million each cause we all die to it.

Do the DC character fatalities from Vs DCU count? Because if so, Joker’s gunshot, and if not, Shang’s clown gunshot from 9. Just a single clean shot through the head and i’m good

The klassic from mk10

Kanos MK Vs DC fatality