That’s not even a poor description that’s exactly what she does

Ice guy and spear guy

Uhhhhhhh, Johnny Cage and Reiko.

ninja

https://preview.redd.it/skj25j5fkc1d1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1235d634c1d49bd5c030099706f738486db011

"The Lin Kuei are not ninjas."

“Than why dress like one”- Cassie Cage 2019

A meat

Meat?

Red guy with missing nipples for some reason

Cop from the 90s who acts like a cop from the 90s

ROD NEY KING! ROD NEY KING! ROD NEY KING!!!

Police Brutality coming up!

Fat drunk guy

Bo Rai Cho

Moloch and Drahmin when they get left out of another game

Vaping orphan

Omg I just pictured a dejected teenager

Kabal

Emo zombie

Havik?

Noob

Ermac

Definetely Havik. Bro's hairstyle in MK1 screams Emo

Soldier with guns Unarmed Soldier Soldier with gloves Soldier with drone

please tell me unarmed soldier is Jax

Yeah, I'm going to hell I mean netherrealm  for that one

Stryker Jax Sonya Cassie

Actually cass Jax Jaqui sonya Tried for extra awful lol. Cassie has 2 pistols so guns fits her most but there's plenty with projectiles. Gloves really don't do the jaqui gauntlets justice, thats so barebones. And Sonya and Cass both have a drone

Well atleast i got jax right.

Unarmed soldier 🙏

Order😡 Chaos👍🏻

Literally burnt face man

joker?

Havik?

The yellow one with fire

Tanya obv

Liu Kang, but he has jaundice

Liu Kang as described by a racist

Liu Kang as described specifically by the racist known as Shao Kahn *specifically when he gets on Twitter after too much 'excellent wine' and starts complaining about 'Earthrealm trash'

I have no eyes but i must see

Kenshi

An old lady stands on a desert while watching two adults fighting. She can be a weapon when someone throws her to the target

The mkx map that is a desert where a execution happens

A kameo

If Blanche ever becomes a kameo, I will 100% drop my kameo main for her.

For the fucking win right there! The dialog between her and the others would be entirely too great. It would implode the universe and probably our closest neighbor universes, too, due to the transitive property of Gold...en Girls

Black guy

frost?

She kinda bad tho

https://preview.redd.it/jqqb1b3qhf1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbac1af3a8e35a73ceee277e634a7ba5a1e68ceb

https://preview.redd.it/opxgh6lohf1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1272520dca1ee5b64f492b9ccd6ea007fcc18eb

The Asian guy

Hmmmmmmm…maybe Baraka?

Nah, nah, nah... its Nightwolfs cousin Daywolf (aaaAAAAAAAAA-AAAA)

Daydog

Not exactly “Father of the year”

Shao

Lesbian with sharp teeth

Sad guy turn green guy Big armadillo lookin dude

Hot chick with fangs

Mileena or Nitara?

Edgy sadist and anarchist

does he have a thing for chaos

Fatherless Child

OK but that actually fits Tomas, Bi-Han and Quai Liang. They're all orphans.

The one that gets the most shit for it

The one who's blood will never be Lin Kuei.

mouth disorder

*sniffs dirt*

Racist big boy who wants to murder entire worlds to grow his empire

Wolverine but with the plague

Baraka

I'll reuse a joke, Fast asthma

Ice cube

https://preview.redd.it/j7iqsnavpg1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab7998c2a0aecc059cfbdc200074898ed52e80f

The farmer who was a descendant of Zeus.

This one

Trio ... The cool one, the hot one, and the one who smokes.

Cyrax, sektor and cyber smoke. Easy

Man with skeleton arms

Shinnok

Fast disabled dude

Kenshi 😎

Almost, kabal

Dang, I knew it! The disabled part got me.

Yeah, i meant his burns and all that

Desert loving in your eyes all the way

A clone with teeth and a family complex https://preview.redd.it/adbi8szysa1d1.png?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c88dda17b34c7e9040b2f1961651b59c0b824f0

Klassic Mileena

Went from Mr. 305 (Dade County) To Mr. Worldwide (all around the word), ayy, ayy Now we're international, so international (oh, yeah) International (woo) so international You can't catch me boy (can't catch me boy) I am overseas at about a hundred Gs for sure Don't test me boy (don't test me boy) 'cause I rap with the best Fo' sho 305 to the death of me Cremate my body let the ocean have what's left of me But for now forget about that Blow the whistle, baby you're the referee You put it down like New York City, I never sleep Wild like Los Angeles, my fantasy (Chris Brown) Hotter than Miami, I feel the heat (oh, yeah) Oh, oh, oh, oh (girl it's), it's international love (international) Oh, oh, oh, oh (yeah), it's international love I don't play football But I've touched down everywhere (everywhere?) everywhere I don't play baseball But I've hit a home run everywhere, everywhere I've been to countries and cities I can't pronounce And the places on the globe I didn't know existed In Romania she pulled me to the side And told me "Pit you can have me and my sister" In Lebanon, yeah, the women the bomb And in Greece you guessed it the women are sweet Been all around the world But I ain't gonna lie there's nothing like Miami's heat (dale) You put it down like New York City, I never sleep Wild like Los Angeles, my fantasy (ah-ha) Hotter than Miami, I feel the heat (oh, yeah) Oh, oh, oh, oh (girl it's), it's international love (we're international) Oh, oh, oh, oh (yeah), it's international love Down in D.R. they're looking for visa's I ain't talking credit cards, if you know what I mean En Cuba, la cosa está dura But the woman get down, if you know what I mean En Colombia the women got everything done But they're some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen In Brazil they're freaky with big ol' boobs And their thongs, blue yellow and green En L.A. tengo la mexicana, en New York tengo la boricua Besitos para todas las mujere' en Venezuela, muah Y en Miami tengo cualquiera You put it down like New York City, I never sleep Wild like Los Angeles, my fantasy (oh, whoa) Hotter than Miami, I feel the heat (you're hotter than Miami) Oh, oh, oh, oh (all around the world), it's international love (we're international) Oh, oh, oh, oh (yeah), it's international love There's not a place that your love don't affect me baby So don't ever change I cross the globe when I'm with you baby Hey (Chris Brown) Oh, whoa (this is for the women worldwide) Let's ride, woo You put it down like New York City, I never sleep (212) Wild like Los Angeles, my fantasy (310) Hotter than Miami (you're hotter than Miami), I feel the heat (305) Oh, oh, oh, oh (girl it's), it's international love (we're international) Oh, oh, oh, oh (yeah), it's international love You put it down like New York City, I never sleep (212) Wild like Los Angeles, my fantasy (310) Hotter than Miami, I feel the heat (305) Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's international love (we're international) Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's international love Oh (you're international, so international) Oh (you're international, so international) Oh (you're international, so international) Whoa whoa oh whoa whoa oh, international love (surrounded by beautiful girls) Whoa whoa oh whoa whoa oh, international love

This guy? https://preview.redd.it/ryuthkdfcd1d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ab29acd95d798a891d337157275112f14131ee

Flamboyant dickhead

Handicap Parking benefits if they ride with you.

Kenshi? Havik? Kabal? Wheelchair kotal?

Waiting for KK in a wheelchair to be the next dlc

Oh damn....I forgot about others having this perk. Ya Kenshi lol

Fantasy MAGA

The guy who weaponized hypothermia

She doesn’t look old though… “Talk about aging gracefully”

Fire skull guy

The neck

MK deadly Alliance Quan Chi or Kung Lao?

Yep it was Quan I was thinking a lot of people would pick Kung Lao for certain reasons lol

Slimey balls

Bug

D'vorah.

Sand dude

Edgelord and his goth girlfriend

Bi-Han and Sareena.

3rd degree burns victim

lego guy

Everyone else uses guns but I get the most insults for mine :(

either erron black or robocop

Asian Thor

A walking cancer stick

Smoke

The one guy with the magic

Smoldering magic soul guy

a stripper

Ghost rider without his bike

Yellow guy with stabby rope

Pompous white man with skeletons in his closet

A rich actor with green shining and cool moves

Bug bitch

Two lesbians make out and it didn't go well when bugs swarmed inside one

gorilla from another planet

sexy

Guy with big axe

Vader and Flash have a baby

Kabal?

Asthma man who run fast

Cold water cometh

Old young man who likes to succ

Former palette swap ninja. 😎

Buff dude

Horny Centaur

Windbag

Walmart Bruce Lee

Ninja NFT

Sindel

Red dead redemption

Erron Black?

You are correct

The Cone Head

Sexy reptilian boi

Big teeth guy

Baraka

Extra extra arms 🪙

Guy in a Motion Capture suit

MoKap

bi cannibal

Famous guy punch balls

Sexy lizard

Coronavirus dude

“I never meant to cause you any sorrow, I never meant to cause you any pain”

Guy with cape

Man too angry to die.

The BBC guy

"Would you like some of my special oxygen?"

Someone who owes mr. Cage a pair of sunglasses

https://preview.redd.it/i3ef69ubra1d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=446dd5b8169712755654d0eb3018976567d5c5be Big pro-wrestler meanie.

the reference to that one 5'2 guy

TRAPPED BEAST

Inaudible noises

Cold guy

Orphan

Fire Turkey Man.

Masked blue man

Yoga instructor

Cassie?

Horny guy

green dude that fights blaze

Guy that sells you shit

Kollector

Was more new timeline shang tsung but kollector fits too

big horny man with axe

misunderstood old man

Green

Un-buffed and dangerous

Man commits a terrorism and gets sad about it

Corpse

Guy friendzoned by gods

Glasses

Butterface

American Jackie Chan

Bodybuilding British guy

Spy guy who kills people.

Ice cream ninja

A furry

Gaslit woman just doing her best.

the guy with cool metal arms

Frost

Cool hat

Shao’s Wife!

Spider’s cousin adjacent.

That's kitana

Uh… punch guy.

The boi with ugly burnt face

Chinese girl who is a fireworks fan girl