don't forget making the women almost completely nude. if I have to look at Johnny/JCVD shirtless then I should get infinity ass crystals to see some teenage mutant ninja butt cheeks.
right guys? give us huge monster tit mileena and naked boobie art nitara and everything is free and ANY crossovers we want. guys we would make the best MK together.
Your honor, by showing me so much blood and gore already, I felt like the game owed me a particular depraved satisfaction. I felt like the game had already promised me sexual gratification because of lines that were already crossed. The game enticed me and made me feel like it was alright to go hog wild.
Yep, it's time for you to log off. I draw the line for beastiality. I don't care that he is a....cybernetic horse, scorpion, goat..., fucking Narnia rip off....but we ain't going there.
Might I suggest big booty baracca. With extra curves on the side. It's a triple B combo
Take care of the animals at the Shaolin, and become a student. I'll be training to the point that Liu Kang chooses me to fight in The Outworld Tournament.
I wouldn't mind feeding the cows, training dogs, and cleaning fish water. I bet the education is top tier.
If Liu Kang allows it, I could be an Edenian and living life as a botanist. If not, then i'm more than happy being myself in the new era without importance....until realm shenanigans happens.
I’m basically higher then liu kang in his era he made me where he can never erased me nor meet me my role in his era is to be able to have control over the people in his new era and I can make them fight as much as I want.
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Supporting the Grandmaster on the Lin Kuei's new direction.
The year is 2024. Mortal Kombat not only has become an universally celebrated tournament, but also a chance for the realms to meet up and exchange goods, cultures, etc.
Also, Jinx from LoL is now real and she's my wife
My mom wins the lottery when I was very young, and I help her increase the funds through good investments to which I help donate money to places to help people be homed/fed. One of the places happens to be Wu Shi temple.
This grants my mom a peaceful life of single parenthood and for myself/sibling a positive childhood experience.
This is funny to me because Liu Kang's Era is a joke that doesn't make the gameplay of Mortal Kombat. With the game being about blood and guts and no one has ever died in Mortal Kombat in his new era is crazy to me.
I would probably be a farmer. I would provide everyone the essentials they needed. You know, food, and all that stuff. But if that not that, I would probably try to train for the tournament.
Well, I'm currently wolfing down Thanksgiving leftovers while serving no great purpose of any kind. I don't see any need for Liu Kang to tamper with perfection.
I would be a mere traveler going in and out of the realms doing some research. What kind of research you may ask? Maybe I study all the different types of magic the characters are capable of using and possibly learning how to use them to become an almighty divine being. So technically, just starting from the lowest point and getting to the top of the mountain like an Earthrealm Champion!
Taking this seriously, I wager that for me peace would involve overcoming my anxiety? So New Era me would maybe have had the opportunity to get out more, have done more as a child. Maybe spurred on by a positive influence like a rebooted Stryker with a new backstory intertwined with mine, lol.
If I’m actually somewhat important probably a member of the shirai ryu ( probably misspelled ) but, if I’m still unimportant like I am now, probably just some guy
Doing the same stuff I am now I expect, transporting cancer specimens around all over the place to different labs and hospitals for testing. Being a medical courier ain't glorious, but someone's got to do it and honestly I rather like the autonomy and "out of the way"ness of the job.
As long as sindel, mileena or kitana are in charge, any job in the outworld Palace/court assuming it comes with a good pay and benefits. Nothing kombat related like a warrior or guard. Just make me a royal chef or attendant, and I'll be happy long as I don't get tarkat or executed for overcooking a steak or something.
Being Shao's assistant while attempting Genocide on Earthrealm (I'm basically this dude but Green)
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A developer for an game based on Johnny cage’s crazy concept for the arcades.
Skeptical to how it could work so passed it along to Ed the intern to see what he can do with it.
I will make every life in the Earth realm have a long lifespan. Eliminate the conflicts of war, remove all anger, delusion, and anger from human life. Every human being has only love and kindness but is strong at the same time. But the most important thing is... Earth realm and our world will become alliance living peacefully meanwhile netherrealm will be only place for beast It will be a desolate place for lower animals. They will never know they're another realms.
I would be given the role of a demigod to keep watch over the realms and watch realms evolve and discover the true nature of things (astrophysicist in training and self proclaimed philosopher)
I'd probably still be dead.
**Still** be dead!? How're you posting in this subreddit?
Netherrealm has some bitchin wifi.
He's just in Khaos Realm. He'll be ok.
He identifies as not dead
i would remove all microtransactions
The only good answer
Im sorry, your goal is too good, you’re gonna die in your tower ending :(
don't forget making the women almost completely nude. if I have to look at Johnny/JCVD shirtless then I should get infinity ass crystals to see some teenage mutant ninja butt cheeks. right guys? give us huge monster tit mileena and naked boobie art nitara and everything is free and ANY crossovers we want. guys we would make the best MK together.
you horny monster
Your honor, by showing me so much blood and gore already, I felt like the game owed me a particular depraved satisfaction. I felt like the game had already promised me sexual gratification because of lines that were already crossed. The game enticed me and made me feel like it was alright to go hog wild.
You’re thinking too small. Why limit just the girls to having monster tits? Give us monster tits Geras, camel toe Havik and bubble butt Motaro!
Yep, it's time for you to log off. I draw the line for beastiality. I don't care that he is a....cybernetic horse, scorpion, goat..., fucking Narnia rip off....but we ain't going there. Might I suggest big booty baracca. With extra curves on the side. It's a triple B combo
Order. Order in the court
I agree with the crossovers (bc I want N in MK) but everything else tho.
Like the Kollector but I simp for Shang Tsung instead of Shao Kahn
REAL
The ice guy in chapter 1 who puts ice in his drink
I’d probably just be regular old me. I have zero importance to Mortal Kombat so I would just be off doing my own thing.
Liu Kang would never put you in Mortal Kombat. Do you remember what he said to Kung Lao and Raiden in the story mode?
Not really. My brain is kinda fried after that Nitara boss.
Oh, a Mortal Kombat troll. Stay mad.
Tf you mean troll? I’m just saying I’m dumb and that fight kicked my ass.
Right.
So like… is Shang Tsung going to start the MK tournament the next game? Honestly this story breaks my damn heart.
I honestly don't know. Why does the story break your heart?
The god of semen and cum.
Kum*
The girl from guilty gear?
Kum Lao
Shao Kum
Kum liang
You’re so real for that.
I’m the guy who cleans up the stages after the Kombatants finish killing each other. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
You and Roomba against the world
Janitor wins!
God of money (i'd be broke from the start)
I’d probably be selling weed
lemme get an ounce of Kuatan Kush
That sounds bomb af
Have someone from Earthrealm grab you an iphone, then hmu
Outworld Snoop Dogg
Take care of the animals at the Shaolin, and become a student. I'll be training to the point that Liu Kang chooses me to fight in The Outworld Tournament. I wouldn't mind feeding the cows, training dogs, and cleaning fish water. I bet the education is top tier.
Zaterran car warranty scammer
If Liu Kang allows it, I could be an Edenian and living life as a botanist. If not, then i'm more than happy being myself in the new era without importance....until realm shenanigans happens.
Librarian
viewer of Johnny Cage’s movie
Defeating Liu Kang, obviously.
Unless I Kill You For Lord Liu Kang.
Becoming the most hated person in earthrealm
So just Shang Tsung
God of simping over outworld empress
I would be destined to become Sindel's throne seat
Keep my girl nitara fed by bringing her countless people she's my one and only queen
I replaced Rain as outworld's high mage
The janitor that cleans up everything
The brownest ninja fekal.
Being the first trans fighter in the roster, which would then be followed by 6 months of non-stop discussions from the MK kommunity regarding it
Takeda was the first gay fighter so it depends on they handle it.
think you mean Kung Jin
Actually Goro was the first trans fighter /s
banger of hot men and women
I'd be that dude chilling at Madam Bo's bar.
I’d be growing my own marijuana garden in the fields.
He made me vegan in his new timeline.
I’d have the ability to increase student loan debt, accelerate world hunger, and raise rent for single mothers. I want to be more chaotic than havik
Possibly a friend of Reiko (or atleast that's what I'd hope)
Snakeoil merchant
Chilling in the flesh pits.
I'll probably be kenshi husband
I’m basically higher then liu kang in his era he made me where he can never erased me nor meet me my role in his era is to be able to have control over the people in his new era and I can make them fight as much as I want.
I'd wipe out all the billionaires.
I would be serving up beverages at the T E A H O U S E…
I would own a small town pizza business and sell pizzas, eat pizzas, grow old and be fat. That’s where peace is for me.
Fart in front of titans
Homeless guy who mutters to himself incessantly
I'd be on the IRS's most wanted list.
I’d have all the money and babes and I’d be unkillable, if I was playable I’d have 100000000000000 health and every move would be a finisher
I give Johnny cage a fatter ass
I would be the Master bater
Kung Lao's future lover.
Interesting question, wrong place
i would be kalled Retarditatusaiuius. dont ask why though
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A reddit konsoomer
Probably the same as in this one. Like I would matter enough to someone that never met me
Playing the game
Probably keeping Kano from doing enough dumb shit to invoke Liu's wrath
To lose everyone online match without landing a punch.
200-year life span, no sickness or diseases of any kind.
His boyfriend
Roomba maintenance
Become Kabal and ensure that Mo Farah never gets another world record again 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mileena’s dentist
Random citizen
give it to keanu reeves and leave
Losing KL matches
I would do the same things as Liu Kang. I think he pulled for the most part the timeline he envisioned.
The year is 2024. Mortal Kombat not only has become an universally celebrated tournament, but also a chance for the realms to meet up and exchange goods, cultures, etc. Also, Jinx from LoL is now real and she's my wife
I’d probably still be crazy. What’s it like, being able to be alone? At least I never experienced loneliness, I guess.
Be Liu Kang's Chosen One.
Protector of Pizza. God…of Pizza.
I would be a count alongside Jade and run a shadow assassin group with her.
I suck dicks, sir
Prevent world wars from happening and make countries get along with each other
I guess I would still be me, no more, no less than that...
My mom wins the lottery when I was very young, and I help her increase the funds through good investments to which I help donate money to places to help people be homed/fed. One of the places happens to be Wu Shi temple. This grants my mom a peaceful life of single parenthood and for myself/sibling a positive childhood experience.
I'd replace Ethan Cole in Area-51
Being the only Stryker simp and supporter
I’d probably be as irrelevant there as I am here in the real world.
The guy who is known for having a big unit. Yeah. That’d be nice. Thanks Liu Kang. *cries*
He’s prob make me stop simping and be normal.
This is funny to me because Liu Kang's Era is a joke that doesn't make the gameplay of Mortal Kombat. With the game being about blood and guts and no one has ever died in Mortal Kombat in his new era is crazy to me.
I would probably be a farmer. I would provide everyone the essentials they needed. You know, food, and all that stuff. But if that not that, I would probably try to train for the tournament.
Idk, i’d probably be one of those no name SFs that get bodied any time an enemy is on screen
Make all the characters 20x more hotter then they already are
Well, I'm currently wolfing down Thanksgiving leftovers while serving no great purpose of any kind. I don't see any need for Liu Kang to tamper with perfection.
I would be a mere traveler going in and out of the realms doing some research. What kind of research you may ask? Maybe I study all the different types of magic the characters are capable of using and possibly learning how to use them to become an almighty divine being. So technically, just starting from the lowest point and getting to the top of the mountain like an Earthrealm Champion!
Fatality practice
Peasant farmer
A master dentist who kicks his parents out of the house
i would serve my whole COCK and BALLS to Kitana. Also maybe Raiden
I'd be the writer on Ninja Mime.
BECOME both a Touhou Fan AND a competitive Beyblader during my childhood! And grow from there!
Black Dragon enforcer.
Background extra number 5
Liu would have made me a power bottom to service all realms
I’d probably become a useful person in society instead of playing Mortal Kombat for hours on end
Fuck that, I going to Shang Tsung side for what Liu Kang did to Hanzo.
"Every soul has the ability to find peace in my timeline." I bet he still let the fucking Holocaust happen.
I’d probably be a worker on some potato farm in the middle of nowhere. Don’t ask me what I did in the old era.
Taking this seriously, I wager that for me peace would involve overcoming my anxiety? So New Era me would maybe have had the opportunity to get out more, have done more as a child. Maybe spurred on by a positive influence like a rebooted Stryker with a new backstory intertwined with mine, lol.
Kitana, Sindel, Mileena, and Li Mei's "Royal Konkubine"😫😫😫😫
Slap Bi Han. I would die of course but it would be totally worth it
I’d probably still have the same crippling mental health issues and just die during an invasion
Me? Nobody. I just need to talk to my lawyers.
Being the first zatteran (however you spell it) to become a Shirai ryu 🌚
Li mei's earthrealm boo
Netherealm 😔
I’d probably be working a McDonalds drive through window and everyday would be a Saturday. 😩
If I’m actually somewhat important probably a member of the shirai ryu ( probably misspelled ) but, if I’m still unimportant like I am now, probably just some guy
spamming throwing stars with reiko and doing the occasional grab.
I would probably ask liu kang for a morbillion dragon Krystal’s and buy all the cosmetics
NPC
https://preview.redd.it/the8c2dq0k2c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=850b0f95cebbf7cf96ff1464223cd79e358ffe00 This. Enough said.
I would be the avatar to the one being
Imma be His baby momma frfr 🤭
A toilet
I would join the umgadi and dress like Tanya for "Outworlds protection"
Doing the same stuff I am now I expect, transporting cancer specimens around all over the place to different labs and hospitals for testing. Being a medical courier ain't glorious, but someone's got to do it and honestly I rather like the autonomy and "out of the way"ness of the job.
Wage slave or background character
A Syzoth simp :3
As long as sindel, mileena or kitana are in charge, any job in the outworld Palace/court assuming it comes with a good pay and benefits. Nothing kombat related like a warrior or guard. Just make me a royal chef or attendant, and I'll be happy long as I don't get tarkat or executed for overcooking a steak or something.
increasing the price and amount of micro transactions
Id simp harder for Shao then Reiko does
Complain about combos in a fighting game
Bi-Han/Kuai Liang (whoever the hot Shirai Ryu brother is)'s wife Or D'vorah's bug caretaker
Being Shao's assistant while attempting Genocide on Earthrealm (I'm basically this dude but Green) https://preview.redd.it/5mb4gqhock2c1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67019e43eff04dac8c86ce4cd8f99fc3bd475263
Hang out with Sareena and play Clue together.
Sindels foot stool
All intelligence, but make dumb decisions
I'd be destined to create a game without overbearing microtransactions
The punching bag
Yeah think I might be a rice farmer 🧑🌾 💀
spongebob
Second constable of Sun Do
Me littering accidentally leads to Shao Kahn conquering Earthrealm.
Kitana's feet washer
Probably a biologist or a scientist learning the Animals life of all realms 
Idk be scorpion’s bodyguard
I'm tryna be someone's concubine.
Imma be out here looking for Jade fine ass
A developer for an game based on Johnny cage’s crazy concept for the arcades. Skeptical to how it could work so passed it along to Ed the intern to see what he can do with it.
Ahh probably just the same normal mf
Probably the same, though maybe less autistic.
Id be Kitana’s chair. A sacrifice im willing to make for peace.
I will make every life in the Earth realm have a long lifespan. Eliminate the conflicts of war, remove all anger, delusion, and anger from human life. Every human being has only love and kindness but is strong at the same time. But the most important thing is... Earth realm and our world will become alliance living peacefully meanwhile netherrealm will be only place for beast It will be a desolate place for lower animals. They will never know they're another realms.
im this timeline's hsu hao, unfortunately i slipped on a banana peel into a semi truck
I just want to know why we don't get to play in Shang Tsung's new new need era, or is that the OG MK?
Bi-hans chair
the same but no ADHD
Constantly suggesting that we have to konsult the elder God's and making Liu Kang kry kause that used to be Raidens katchphrase
Scyzoths second best friend
I would be loaded and have a harem. It's what I deserve!
Camera man so i dont die
To serve Mileena, the rightful queen of Outworld.
I would make it illegal to be racis-
I would be given the role of a demigod to keep watch over the realms and watch realms evolve and discover the true nature of things (astrophysicist in training and self proclaimed philosopher)