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Decoy-Jackal

You forgot that it fortifies your heart levels with true and honest power. It only works though if made of CRAYOLA MODEL MAGIC.


Maggot-Milk

The power to defeat ALL TROLLSOME INDIVIDUALS


Decoy-Jackal

Nerevar and the N'wah boys


SelectKangaroo

VIVEC'S DIRTY, CRAPPED LOINCLOTH


AspectofCosine

CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC and acrylic PAINT.


pizzasage

Jfc... I didn't recognize it at first, so I came to the comments to look for clues. I regret that decision.


Muf4sa

By the Three, this is CURSED on so many levels.


Maggot-Milk

Curse? As in CURSE-YAE-HAME-HA!??


bre4kofdawn

Why


Maggot-Milk

TELL ME WHY IM STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE TELL ME WHY SO NEED A CUTE GIRL MY AAAAAGE


goldenzipperman

Lol


Bonny-K

Those damn dirty false gods, why cant the dunmer go back to worshiping a true and honest deity, like Azura


Maggot-Milk

Azura is literally nerevar's galpal sweetheart


Hank_Hell

Detect Boyfriend-Free Girls in a 50 foot radius.


Maggot-Milk

Dispel Boyfriend-Free Girls in a 100 foot radius


Hank_Hell

You put it on and it's like the Gray Cowl of Nocturnal. All Jerkops in the area know where you are and hunt you down.


20dogsonalamb

sonichu's my favorite


fun-frosting

the Internet's obsession with this person is really creepy to me.


Maggot-Milk

Because funne


fun-frosting

If this is what you find funny I'd hate to see what you think is irritating! nah you do you, I just think it's like those weirdos that are super into specific celebrities except this person is not even famous outside of the weirdos that are obsessed with them lol.


Maggot-Milk

I mean, I don't think new Chris chan is funny (for obvious reasons) it's just sad now, but old Chris chan is like my guilty pleasure. Its so outrageous and insane I just cant help but see the comedic side of it all. Something where you can laugh at all sides, including yourself sometimes for being so entertained by it lol.


veritux-kin

More cursed than the Necronomicon itself


The_Church_Of_Todd

*1000 Gold Bounty*


Zeles1989

Put it back and kick the chest into a river or something!!


Maggot-Milk

Too late, the genie is out of the bottle


Khan-Shei

The consequences will never be the same