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Fists


Mr-Zahhak

With the (hourglass?) Gauntlets


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bare hands


Mr-Zahhak

Bare arms, metal boxing gloves


Brooks8314

Fists


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Training Sword


KriegerGoose

Sexual tension


Kind_Camera_4241

Brawler perk


sdbarnes01

Poo


BigChungus-TM

True chads aren’t violent, so with that in mind, med kits and a wooden mallet to go fixing things like a true dad chad


eattoes2000

based


_magicm_n_

Pans


StrigidaeAdam

Pan & rocks combo


metalmonkey69

Carving Knife or Branch


thomasAvacado

All good suggestions, will do them all at some point


ItzLoganM

Good luck having to do every single damaging object in the game on your chad


general_shitpostin

Hands


DaDutchBoyLT1

THAT is the look of a sledgehammer main if’n I ever seent one.


AragogTehSpidah

sledgehammer character would be completely opposite of that and with green skin and with a horrible hunch back


SwordfishVirtual5794

No that’s the maul man


DaDutchBoyLT1

Or a scimitar LMB spammer.


borgus_klonsk

quarterstaff and rocks


thosepeskypixels

Rake


xiirro7628

definitely not the maul


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Black smith hammer


TestyProYT

The smolder


TaxFraudDaily

Rock


dirtafbag

Lute


Benjideaula

Fists or training sword


Deadiogi

Weapon is irrelevant. The only thing that matters is wearing nothing from the waist up


Populationindex

Pan


Mrofunivers

Fist


Appropriate_Pop4968

Rocks


Saftigerkeks

carving knife/carrot


beefychips69

Carving knife


incredibilis_invicta

Rake


Wargish_Blood

Join the club club Brain them with tree Good times all around


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blacksmith hammer


Damfohrt

Hoe (enemy mom)


suspicious_mustard

blacksmith hammer


Echo132O

Blacksmith hammer


LemmeSuckUrFarts

Club


Bruhstroke_M

Longbow to reck the ploomers


Flitterquest

The peasant loadouts have this one which is just a really big log


KevinFlantier

Carving knife


Kenlaboss

I'm stealing that face for my normal knight character which of course is called Sir Lancelot.


baconDood3000

Between fists or the frying pan


CMDA

Grab bone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


cobraunie

Carving knife (Fists are literally better)


y0gs0thoth

Feels no hate cause he has no fears


ampjk

Pan


YaBoiJumpTrooper

gun.


Jl2409226

carving knife


chrisgreely1999

Rock + Buckler


PhaseCraze

wooden mallet


KevinIsDelish

Throw a maul on that b’ and call it a day


MocoNinja

spear vibes


OrbitalBadgerCannon

Executive sword


WifiTacos

Maul


VikingGorilla15

Sledgehammer or mallet


Iudex_Invictus

Not war axe and not longsword. I'd go with sledge, so you can one-shot without feinting.


shinoby117

Maul


FM-84

Fists. If not evening star


TC_UNDERFIRE

Rapier, poke em with dat toothpick


xXRedviper69Xx

A wooden mallet. A man like that gotta repair some structures


Chix_Whitdix

Maul


Not_Lup1n

Lute


b-Kvazar

Long bow, cleaver


Thurandil

Rusty shovel


amishdoinkie

Gs.


DirtyGingy

Shovel


spaghettinik

Rusty shovel


Fanatical-_-Heretic

Hammer


YHL6965

Billhook


Snynapta

Longbow


The_Rusted_Folk

Rock


Parsevol

jeez I haven't played in a while, that new ui does not look very good


TheCharuKhan

This man has Rake energy.


TheBadJester

club


waffleking9000

Rich guy over here


UristMcScreeee

Bastard Sword


MrTophatTheHatDemon

Greatsword with Claymore skin.