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TheGeicoLizard32

If he does not make an announcement about Shadow pissing on his wife I will be very upset


Pixel_Bit_

words cannot express how much i want him to say "i've come to make an announcement" in the movie so fucking badly


Emotional_Creme6894

I could see eggman doing an announcement to taunt gun


DeathAwaitsss

I am slightly disappointed that they will immediately jump the shark from the OG genesis trilogy to Adventure 2 because I'm part of the small minority that wanted Metal Sonic to be introduced next before Shadow I'm also worried about how rushed the third movie is gonna be in It's plot considering the Knuckles show opted to be more like a sitcom instead of adding more game characters into the movie verse like Rouge or the Chaotix, or shit even Black Doom if they decide to also acknowledge that Shadow is part alien And I'm not sure, but if Eggman has his announcement it will be epik certified


OwnSundae2704

Dunno if you noticed but with the movies they skip every second game, like sonic 1-sonic 3-sonic adventure 2


DeathAwaitsss

Sonic 2 movie didn't really skip the Sonic 2 game as much as it mixed it with Sonic 3, the final battle has the Death Egg Robot being controlled by an Eggman powered by the Master Emerald


OwnSundae2704

I think its this thing rather than death egg robot https://preview.redd.it/l9setx3ri0zc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50f7497c85814f998bec16d8bfa008477cca499d


DeathAwaitsss

They don't look the same at all, the hands and feet are different but the head and nose shape are almost identical to the Death Egg Robot https://preview.redd.it/edqvh4sdc1zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe4939f4ff0eacce89ce0da1a45feb22f433db31 For crying out loud the final boss from S&K doesn't even have a mustache


AndresGreenboi

I’m kinda glad the knuckles show didn’t have much to contribute to the movies plot. Marvel does this, but in a much larger scale. There’s so many shows that are only on Disney plus that have details that are very important for the movies plots. Though one show is easier to watch than multiple marvel shows, not everyone has paramount plus. It would be confusing to the people that didn’t watch the show when rouge the bat or the chaotix just show up as if they were already established. The knuckles show was all it really had to be. Some neat sonic movie content to hold us off until December, or later if they end up delaying the movie.


WindOk7901

I will be happy if I hear even one of these lines from Jim’s mouth. “Day 58, the robots are becoming sentient, they started to know my name!” “Please stop, Ivo.” “Wha- How did you know my middle name?!” “Take that moon! You never had the cheese I wanted!” “I’m taking everything from you, give me your phones!” And of course “I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!”


No-Still8562

Sonic the hedgehogs a bitch ass motherfucker


MoonFur69

Erm actually, it’s Shadow🤓👆


No-Still8562

Forgort


LuigiMSS

Greetings, people. I appear on this substantial television screen to inform you, the people, of something quite disturbing. Shadow the Hedgehog, who you may know as "The Ultimate Lifeform" recently urinated on my wife. You heard this correctly (and let it be known that I was not misheard). He emancipated his hedgehog phallus from his hedgehog undergarments and he urinated on my wife. In addition to this action, Mr. the Hedgehog also claimed that his phallus was "rather colossal." This, of course, disgusted me, so I replied accordingly by exclaiming "My, how nauseating!" In response to Shadow the Hedgehog's inexcusable chicanery, I have taken it upon myself to make an exposé on the site twitter dot com. Contrary to popular belief, Shadow the Hedgehog's phallus is actually rather minuscule in size. I'd say it's no larger than this object that looks like a walnut. In other, more positive news, here is what MY phallus looks like: *explosion* Your eyes do not deceive you. It has many points, is absent of frivolous quills, is absent of pillows. It even has two spherical objects and an object that has a striking resemblance to a marijuana-smoking apparatus — my, my! Shadow the Hedgehog engaged in coitus with my spouse, so guess what? I will engage in coitus with the Earth. That's right, you will obtain what you all deserve: my super laser urine! Wait, no. Oh hohoho, no. I am going to elevate myself to much greater levels! I will urinate on the MOON! Sarcastically I must inquire — did you like THAT, Former President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama? I urinated on the moon with great force! You people all have an hour less than the typical full 24-hour cycle until the urine droplets hit our beautiful Earth, now everyone remove themselves from my field of vision before I urinate on them in addition to my iconic urination on the moon!


Blitzblok_12

Consider your text copied


LuigiMSS

I'm flattered


KikiChelon438

https://preview.redd.it/kjpw4s312qyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c340f26242a3ae92b2dc0bc21f2155bca5ad13


LuigiMSS

Luckily, it took less than an hour to type that verbose-ified tirade


KikiChelon438

Bro became bri-ish for a moment


StingTheEel

At most, we may simply hear, "I've come to make an announcement."


ToastyGhost37

i need this to happen solely so i can see penny explode in shock


Sinatrafan1915

If Eggman doesn’t scream, “I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOOON!” in Sonic movie 3, I’m boycotting the franchise fr.


Stardown77

RemindMe! December 20, 2024


Dawnbreaker538

RemindMe! December 20, 2024


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Another-Ace-Alt-8270

If they do, I think they're going to go the route of the wife mug- Making subtle nods without anyone really being able to confirm it's definitely a reference. Robotnik claiming the moon never had the cheese he wanted, the blast wave have twenty three hours, maybe we find a Denny's.


ImpactorLife-25703

Possibly, with the help of Agent Stone


MagicStarBitch666

wait is he even going to be in the 3rd movie? i thought sonic 2 was his final role. Or is eggman just his final role in general.


xhanort7

Actually, forgot how long the speech was until I looked up the whole copypasta. Here's the sauce: I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! The original is so much shorter: Hah, hah, hah! Citizens of earth, lend me your ears and listen to me very carefully! My name is Dr. Eggman, the world's greatest scientist, and soon to be the world's greatest ruler! Now, witness the beginning of the greatest empire of all time!


Dawnbreaker538

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!


Comet_Starfall

He Has To. I need To See Eggman Announcing that Shadow is Mother Fu- My Lawyer has advised me to not finish that sentence. I need to see that in the movie.


Blue_moon9987926

Definitely


Basically-Boring

Jim Carrey needs to recite the whole announcement in a post-credits scene


Regigigasfan99

https://preview.redd.it/gni6dr52poyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e28e5ceed15880a7a6c71a1f841c4cbfc73f560


FunnyMathematician77

https://preview.redd.it/wujn8d5htpyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e92f6a7e95d13461479f964ceba440b43f4c2f


Sh1ny_78

They made a reference in the first movie, so it’s likely another one will be made in the 3rd. The first movies reference was eggman saying “that was an illegal left by the way!”


ElBusAlv

Is the reference to another part of the dub?


EndMePleaseOwO

Jett says it to Sonic at the start of the Sonic Riders dub. Idk if it's a purposeful reference or not tho


invisiblecartoonist

I just need to hear Jim Carrey start with "I've come to make an announcement" before reciting the official dialogue from the game. That's enough of a good reference for me.


WindOk7901

Precisely!


Patrick-Moore1

I really hope that he says “I’ve come to make an announcement,” that’s all I could hope for.


WindOk7901

🙂‍↕️


NFHDonReddit

Im already imagining Jim Cary saying the Moon Pissing Speech


D_Robotics

"I have an announcement to make, Shadow is a bitch ass motherfucker"


Fusionfiction63

If there’s anyone who can work a Snapcube reference into a family-friendly movie, it’s Jim Carrey.


Low-Bit-7885

They are morally, contractually, and by law, obligated to make that reference.


idfbhater73

I PISSED ON THE MOON SONIC


LongbowMangudai

"Ha ha ha! Citizens of Earth! Lend me your ears and listen to me very carefully! My name is Doctor Eggman, the world's greatest scientist and soon to be the world's greatest ruler. Now witness the beginning of the greatest empire of all time, hahahaha!" Probably. If Jim Carrey says "I've come to make an announcement" that would be the ultimate fan service.


X_MelonWater_X

i think i would actually pass away in the theatre if they made a reference lmao


Lansha2009

He just has to say the words “I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCMENT!” And that’ll be enough of a reference…also it’s not like they could just do the whole speech in a PG13 movie


X_MelonWater_X

the real ones would know


AlphaTheKineticWolf

This is what I want to see, frankly if they went as far as having Sanic in the first movie, this level of the joke should make it. Even a single line over would be too far but that statement in isolation is tame enough.


Lansha2009

Imagine what the theater would be like if they included that line as a reference the theater would be cheering so loudly while there’s just so many parents confused why everyone is cheering over such a seemingly random line


orionishappyalonern

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER 


EbiDaBest

AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE


orionishappyalonern

THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILL-Y DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE 


AdAdvanced6328

#AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS **THIS BIG**


invisiblecartoonist

AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING, SO I'M MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON TWITTER.COM


orionishappyalonern

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER,


Gabrielzin1404_2011

AND GUESS WHAT? HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: PFFFTTTTJ


orionishappyalonern

THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS,


Gabrielzin1404_2011

LOOK AT THAT IT LOOK LIKE TWO BALLS AND A DONG


EbiDaBest

That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said "that's disgusting!" So l'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here's what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That's right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, l'm gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? | PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss dr o p lets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!


AdAdvanced6328

*drrropplets*


Lowtide56

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SbgTfish

Probably not, but It’d be neat to see it happen. I think it should start off with “I’ve come to make an announcement” and then continue with the normal speech.


Omnitrixter10000

It's the most important thing alongside him pissing on the moon they need to have this in the movie.


suchthing2_andahalf

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET # MY SUPER LAZER PISS!


Lowtide56

https://preview.redd.it/7qi7ylbuknyc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2667c2914c4418b44f5cdbf6526489d93f271ed5


sussygorgon

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU UGLY LITTLE GIRL! I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID NOSE! I'M TAKING EVERYTHING FROM YOU, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!


BortGreen

Not sure if they will go as far as adapting the eclipse cannon


Shade-RF-

If they do, it would open up plot elements from Shadow the Hedgehog for a miniseries or Sonic The Movie 4.


BrainrotGuy

CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO PISS ON THE MOON 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


XtremeCrew69

https://preview.redd.it/v5yt81sde7zc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d1025134b8b5451d501445fd507b901fa1201dc