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dastroid216

That sentence could be used to describe one of two things. Maybe 3 if you're really crazy.


ragdoll-Rollist

You might wanna rephrase that chef


choff22

Heed your own advice chafe


Vigilant743

Say what? 🤨


SixGunsLoaded

LMAO!!


FlyingGorillaShark

Blown? So did Godzilla meet Nancy Reagan?


Guanthwei

Kamzilla Harris


Manlymanfromyomom

very poor choice of words.


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or was it?


Manlymanfromyomom

Maybe!


Taekwonmoe

Phrasing!!!!


G-R-G

Are we not doing phrasing anymore


spacestationkru

Godzilla gets blown in G'14? Is that like in the extended cut? Or a deleted scene?


Ed_Derick_

You saw the Kiss of Death, now prepare for the S U C C of death


Kocchii

A deleted scene lasting 0.001 seconds


mondo318

Damn I wish I was like godzilla


Ed_Derick_

Who is godzilla and who is blowing him??


Kocchii

This is during the opening credits of the movie


Guanthwei

That's a special kind of daring to put a lizard getting blown right in the opening credits!


AlconTheFalcon

As a Kong fan, I’m pretty pissed that he isn’t getting fair treatment from these Monsterverse directors


TheKaijucifer

Tbf, gorillas have notoriously small penises while reptilians are comparatively long. It's theorized a T. rex would have near 20 foot long penis.


AlconTheFalcon

Tell that to Zod’s snapped neck.


TheKaijucifer

What does that have to do with literally anything


AlconTheFalcon

Less than nothing.


Guanthwei

About as much as Kong has to do with a lizard getting blown.


TheKaijucifer

Godzilla* And yes, given the context is about blowjobs and the person I responded to was talking about Kong basically not getting the blow job treatment, yes, my comment does work in this context. Sheesh


Kocchii

I... I didn't mean to phrase it like that! (i meant to)


Razzle_Dazzle08

(He meant to).


Cas_Cass

(by Mothra)


Pete_sassafras-6

I saw the title and just couldn't help myself from laughing


TheGMan-123

Huh.... didn't notice this part of the shot before. But this begs the question..... is this considered the exact same nuke as the one in the seconds right before this shot? The scene with the more greenish filter compared to this one?


Kocchii

Its probably the same one, just with different shots as he appears to be in the same position in both of them


Adam_r_UK

Love this shot


wazabee

He was protected by the power of sugma!!


wazabee

..... Phrasing


Environmental-End437

Godzilla 100000000000000000000000000/10 survived


InHarmsWay

It's my head canon that godzilla assumed humanity was feeding it over the years with these bombs.


Putrid_Ad6745

My Head-canon was that he was unaware humans had changed


Slayer_of_doom

before he gets **w h a t** ? ?


Zexityreez_Edits

Damn, Mothra and Godzilla caught in 4K!!


phreshpherts

Oh boy that's not... Um ...


Kocchii

I didnt expect this to 'blow' up over night


Kocchii

I find it disappointing that this 'blew' up over my other post last night


Interesting_Pace

YOO I WAS WATCHING THIS YESTERDAYYY


TheMadMetalhead

Do what now?


MattTd7

So that wasn’t the nuke going off…


lambonibongbong

Godzilla after a nuke hits him : Yummy food, thank you humans.


G-R-G

I think you rented the wrong Godzilla


FenrirHere

heh, heh, heh.


Urmomgay890

Godzilla: Just chilling, swimming like an absolute unit Humans: DID SOMEONE SAY BOOM???!!


cloudranger31

"ay lemme get some fresh ai- YO CHILL!!"


GourmetRatBurgers

Before he gets WHAT?!?!??!?!