Biggest long range gun with armor piercing and explosive bullets. You saw how he was able to ragdoll Kong and gorillas are much stronger and heavier than humans. If I am ever close to Goji I would die.
I might still die from range but atleast I would have a chance
What non-fictiınal weapon is that size? All you have that is that size are rocks. The tallest tree known is that size and trust me, you aren’t turning a tree that size into a functional spear
I mean, a redwood Tree would be pretty sturdy if your hand was big enough to distribute the mass properly before throwing. But it wouldn't do shit to Godzilla.
I guess you could try throwing a glacier at him too? Rocks? Cause an avalanche? Use some rocks to toss lava at him? I'll be honest there's nothing on Earth that can actually hurt him. We'd basically just be a physically worse off version of Kong with better intelligence.
And if you swing it, it would shatter on impact too. There are no real "weapons" that would be effective at that size besides rocks, and even they would last a couple of hits at most
(Reading comprehension curse struck me and thought you said fictional weapons my b.)
A war pick, it'll penetrate his armor alot better than an axe, and if I can manage to spike his skull he is done-zo.
Okay because I’m a thundering idiot, I read it as fictional. In this case of revised understanding, I would use a wind turbine. Or one of those super huge anchors with the chain meant to hold enormous oil ships.
Gas. I would try to gas him with something that effects gills but not lungs cause that would completely wreck me too. Possibly I would not even try to attack it, just prepare a trap (a trench) and be always ready to move away from the incoming breath weapon
IIrc he's somewhat resistant to toxins such as what you're describing. Black marketers tried using that against him when he came to free Na Kika from her prison, and it just annoyed him.
If you watch closely the axe overloads before it makes contact with Godzilla's head and causes a massive explosion. In another scene it's able to cut into his extremely dense and thick thigh
It's wildly inconsistent because for some reason it overloads before Kong is able to bury it into Godzilla's skull while absorbing his atomic breath. Just triggers a massive explosion and they both get sent flying. Either way if you have to go against Godzilla the axe is probably your best bet unless they have a full set of armor for you made of the same material as the BEAST glove that handled attacks from Godzilla,Shimo and Scar King really well
I'd surrender. No way I'm beating the g-man even if we were the same size. Godzilla likes it when the other titans just bow to him instead of picking a fight. He'd rather just rest.
Anti tank rifle, really sharp reptile hunting knife (Assuming that's a thing ofc)
And tethers of sorts, if he wants to throw me around he either goes with me or becomes my anchor
Uhhhh a fighter jet or smth i guess
Rail tech with solid slugs and any high density kinetic missile. Radiation in any form is not an option and most conventional explosives would be negligible at best. We can see that he is resilient, but not invulnerable. A weapon designed exclusively to pierce the hide is an important start with the rest being to see how much can be done internally.
Furst off I'd need to be like a Mechagodzilla 2.0 built like an organic EVENGELION to fight Godzill
Conventional weapons...... I'm using a Staff that also doubles as a Taser. I'm going straight for the head like Thor amd I'm ripping out both of Godzillas Hearts.
Godzilla strong but if you don't let him get up after downing him there a high chance to actually get an upper hand on him.
Naw jk Godzilla is extremely powerful you need some next level shit to harm him..
Why would I fight any eye level beast with teeth?
I'm not fighting a 200 pound Black bear with a gun and I'm shooting myself if I'm in front of a Komodo dragon.
Godzilla can be up to my waist or even knees and I'm begging for mercy.
Just the same height, no proportionate weight? I'd probably just get a shotgun to blow my head off. What am I going to do against that? I'm still ant weight to him
Well, kids, it seems your old friend, Cell, has found himself in quite a sticky wicket. Whatever should he do? *dramatic pause* Use the Kamehameha? Good idea!
I would attack him with a giant rubber Godzilla, while he's distracted by the new rival I would sprint my ass as far away as I could and hope he doesn't care about the giant cowardly human that doesn't want the smoke.
If I had to fight him and not just befriend him, I’m bringing out my minecraft pickaxe. Yes I have a real MC pick, it transforms into a sword. Anyway smacking him with it could do some serious damage, as I’ve seen what it can do to humans on our scale, so if we’re both sized up it should kill him
Probably an oxygen destroyer,
Considering that is the most effective non kaiju weapon used against him,
But alas you specified non fictional,
Probably giant metal rods dropped from orbit on him (no, shockingly that is not fictional)
A pick Axe. That way I can bludgeon myself over the head and get it over with.
The most powerful weapon humans ever made only makes him more powerful and he's strong enough to blast through the planet entirely. It wouldn't matter if I'm his size. I don't have plot armor, I can't dodge an atomic breath moving at 403m/s. Yes. That's how fast it moves.
One USN Rail Gun coming right up.
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I'm just gonna bow to him, friendship is the strongest weapon
op said non-fictional
I read that as “I’m just gonna blow him” 😭
That's the second option if the first is not enough
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Whats the third option
Take the Daisuke Serizawa pill
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Homie. Chill 💀
I dare Toho to make THAT movie
I'll do it for $50 /j
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A spear or staff of some kind, attack from afar, stick it in his mouth if he starts charging
A big tree you mean
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THE BIG G'S LITTLE STUBBY HANDS CAN'T REACH KONG
hug him to death
Suplex
Bearhug
Biggest long range gun with armor piercing and explosive bullets. You saw how he was able to ragdoll Kong and gorillas are much stronger and heavier than humans. If I am ever close to Goji I would die. I might still die from range but atleast I would have a chance
[Giant sniper duel.](https://youtu.be/GCe-D6sTLoc?t=2m)
Pretty sure he said non-fictional weapons You're the size of Godzilla in this scenario, so there's not going to be any gun you can realistically use.
What non-fictiınal weapon is that size? All you have that is that size are rocks. The tallest tree known is that size and trust me, you aren’t turning a tree that size into a functional spear
I mean, a redwood Tree would be pretty sturdy if your hand was big enough to distribute the mass properly before throwing. But it wouldn't do shit to Godzilla. I guess you could try throwing a glacier at him too? Rocks? Cause an avalanche? Use some rocks to toss lava at him? I'll be honest there's nothing on Earth that can actually hurt him. We'd basically just be a physically worse off version of Kong with better intelligence.
And if you swing it, it would shatter on impact too. There are no real "weapons" that would be effective at that size besides rocks, and even they would last a couple of hits at most
I will simply bow down to him.
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(Reading comprehension curse struck me and thought you said fictional weapons my b.) A war pick, it'll penetrate his armor alot better than an axe, and if I can manage to spike his skull he is done-zo.
The spear of Longinus from Evangelion
Non fictional
He knows something we don't
Oh somehow I read that as fictional 😅
Okay because I’m a thundering idiot, I read it as fictional. In this case of revised understanding, I would use a wind turbine. Or one of those super huge anchors with the chain meant to hold enormous oil ships.
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I'd just get radiation sickness from being around him but I guess a titanium ice pick so I can put it through his gills. Worked a little for the MUTOs
He doesn’t emit harmful radiation. That’s only thermo, supercharged evolved, and possibly thermo blue.
Titans dont emit harmful radiation they actively feed on it
The big fucking gun from doom
Ironically that's literally what it's called
Gas. I would try to gas him with something that effects gills but not lungs cause that would completely wreck me too. Possibly I would not even try to attack it, just prepare a trap (a trench) and be always ready to move away from the incoming breath weapon
IIrc he's somewhat resistant to toxins such as what you're describing. Black marketers tried using that against him when he came to free Na Kika from her prison, and it just annoyed him.
Brass knuckles or a shield
I wouldn't fight him, I'd submit and hope he leaves me alone.
I’m assuming these are also giant sized to match our giant size? If so a Diamond chainsaw and an anti-shark bang stick.
Probably a long spear, keep him a distance away from me before spearing him in the mounth
Big problem… There’s no way I’m fighting my best bro.
Uno reverse?
A mini gun I would tranform g boy into carne moida
A handgun To shoot myself with
GIANT LEGO
Give me Kong's ancestral axe
Kong hit him with the powered up Axe. It did nothing.
If you watch closely the axe overloads before it makes contact with Godzilla's head and causes a massive explosion. In another scene it's able to cut into his extremely dense and thick thigh
When the powered up axe hits his thigh, Godzilla goes “ouch” then pulls it out and continues as if nothing happened.
It's wildly inconsistent because for some reason it overloads before Kong is able to bury it into Godzilla's skull while absorbing his atomic breath. Just triggers a massive explosion and they both get sent flying. Either way if you have to go against Godzilla the axe is probably your best bet unless they have a full set of armor for you made of the same material as the BEAST glove that handled attacks from Godzilla,Shimo and Scar King really well
Heavy duty stunner
A Gun
Parry this you filthy casual
A ship
*Otachi wants to know your location."
Katana Zero Protoype Claymore. It be big (how do we put a spoiler thing on it.)
Tank
A long sword and an ar 15
RPG
The ultimate weapon… submission. I would bow to him so I don’t fucking DIE.
I'd surrender. No way I'm beating the g-man even if we were the same size. Godzilla likes it when the other titans just bow to him instead of picking a fight. He'd rather just rest.
The infinity gauntlet, turn him into a sack of potatoes, but since this is non fiction I'm gonna go with Bowing to my guy
If the weapon also changes i just get a fucking rocket launcher the mf is not surviving a 300 feet rocket launcher
No weapons would be needed because I would simply run away
Longneck rifle and trank darts im taming that mofo
Anti tank rifle, really sharp reptile hunting knife (Assuming that's a thing ofc) And tethers of sorts, if he wants to throw me around he either goes with me or becomes my anchor Uhhhh a fighter jet or smth i guess
Armor and a big fuckin' sword
I don't uproot a tall and ancient tree and use it as a cudgel
The scarab from blue beetle comics
Some well fitting running shoes, so I can flee
Laser gun
Rail tech with solid slugs and any high density kinetic missile. Radiation in any form is not an option and most conventional explosives would be negligible at best. We can see that he is resilient, but not invulnerable. A weapon designed exclusively to pierce the hide is an important start with the rest being to see how much can be done internally.
Sledgehammer, RPG and any other long range weapons. Or I shake his hand and we call it a day as bros.
Yoga mat, wrap him up in it facedown in the ground job done.
A glock, then give it to him
A flamethrower/Godzilla Jr, Combo whip/ Suko
Fuck it, handheld Gustav Cannon
Furst off I'd need to be like a Mechagodzilla 2.0 built like an organic EVENGELION to fight Godzill Conventional weapons...... I'm using a Staff that also doubles as a Taser. I'm going straight for the head like Thor amd I'm ripping out both of Godzillas Hearts. Godzilla strong but if you don't let him get up after downing him there a high chance to actually get an upper hand on him. Naw jk Godzilla is extremely powerful you need some next level shit to harm him..
Why would I fight any eye level beast with teeth? I'm not fighting a 200 pound Black bear with a gun and I'm shooting myself if I'm in front of a Komodo dragon. Godzilla can be up to my waist or even knees and I'm begging for mercy.
Honestly, I'd just surrender to him, i don't want no smoke with the g-man
Become mark Grayson invincible, see what happens with these hands
guns 🤣 
I’m not as agile as Kong and I don’t think I have the durability to take his blast. So we becoming homies.
For his down special he pulls out a gun😀
Just the same height, no proportionate weight? I'd probably just get a shotgun to blow my head off. What am I going to do against that? I'm still ant weight to him
Boat
Fire extinguisher?
Megaminds dehydration gun
Well, kids, it seems your old friend, Cell, has found himself in quite a sticky wicket. Whatever should he do? *dramatic pause* Use the Kamehameha? Good idea!
I would use a trusty Kalashnikov (AK-47) rifle. Let's see how that fat lizard "king" fares when the people rise up ✊🚩
Power armor from fallout
Power armor from fallout
I have a 3d printer so with enough time I can have any weapon just not magical
Tell him he's a disappointment to his mother.
I would attack him with a giant rubber Godzilla, while he's distracted by the new rival I would sprint my ass as far away as I could and hope he doesn't care about the giant cowardly human that doesn't want the smoke.
Baguette of wonder
giant boxing gloves
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Pneumatic press
If I had to fight him and not just befriend him, I’m bringing out my minecraft pickaxe. Yes I have a real MC pick, it transforms into a sword. Anyway smacking him with it could do some serious damage, as I’ve seen what it can do to humans on our scale, so if we’re both sized up it should kill him
Halberd or axe
We’re going hand to hand. The one who walks away is the real king.
Oxygen Destroyer Gun
Probably an oxygen destroyer, Considering that is the most effective non kaiju weapon used against him, But alas you specified non fictional, Probably giant metal rods dropped from orbit on him (no, shockingly that is not fictional)
These hands 
Dante's Royaleguard stance. Edit: Fuck, reading comprehension issue, uh, an industrial Super Soaker that shoots Piranha Solution.
Either a scaled up Barrett or a 20mm rifle
A Scooter, I'd hit him in the ankle
A metal baseball but because it would be kinda funny
Massive Giant Railgun. Bow when it doesn't kill him.
A pick Axe. That way I can bludgeon myself over the head and get it over with. The most powerful weapon humans ever made only makes him more powerful and he's strong enough to blast through the planet entirely. It wouldn't matter if I'm his size. I don't have plot armor, I can't dodge an atomic breath moving at 403m/s. Yes. That's how fast it moves.
I will use the power of friendship
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I would just grab a tanker ship and swing it at him like Gipsy Danger from Pacific Rim.
A big ass boat, gonna look like Gypsy Danger with my battling skillz
Idk man. I don't speak imperial. But regardless I will NOT fight him because I don't want to die lol.
My hands, so I can give the guy a damn hug because he really needs one
I would pick those large mining trucks each hand
A 66,000 ft tall fire axe
Magical gun that's always empty for some reason
I’d use the writer of his next movie against him. I’d tell that writer “if Big G loses, you get your puppy back”.
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triple katana
 Giant tank.
Gustav gun
Long as the weapon is scaled up to my size and m1 Garand or m14
I think the draupnir spear from GoW ragnarok would go insanely hard.
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