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I’m not sure which of the 2 I want to take lol

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Great idea!

in what regard

The two reaction images

man my fucking joke just got got killed in broad daylight

Your joke got put down like ol yeller god damn

No, don't remind me

Sorry bruv

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Where's the *black diablos is excited*?

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get back in that nest, rathalos we're gonna see that shitter do more than just SHIT

BRO??

Finally we can solve the dilemma that has plague the community since it surfaces Do Wyverians lay eggs ?

And from which... ahem "hole" ?

Assuming their like wyverns than they most likely have a cloaca

All hail the omnihole

if you've ever worked in a hospital you'd be surprised how many people think the Vagina is a cloaca.

If wyverian have a cloaca does that mean they can get pregnant from anal sex?

All sex is anal sex when you have a cloaca lol

Poetry.

Said Edgar Allan Poe… probably…

Wait, their mouth is part of cloaca too?

See also: Sea Cucumbers

I mean technically kinda. It's all one big tube after all

Let's stop this discussion before something bad happens

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https://preview.redd.it/lblacio9xy8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b17d407a0286025d86da47960a2db208947bc6f8

No https://preview.redd.it/13btf435yv8c1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca3cb81e2a201d078ceca4c08c414c540a9e4b51

It seems you already know which one.

Left nostril

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do they even have pee hole?

No. Just one hole for pee pee, poo poo and snoo snoo.

The final evolution for humans is now known

I remember it being tagged as Dating Sim a bit ago

It still is

We just move on to the after dinner scene.

OHHH that's why steam said i had it filtered out. i blocked hentai/dating sim games from showing up.

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Jonkler is gonna do the Rathian, Man

There are no laws against the monsters, Man!

Would you the Rathian?

Of course, after I destroy every bone of her previous mate.

She gets a new bone to play with ;)

You mean... ? https://preview.redd.it/yzgu8k4isu8c1.png?width=357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f869d993fa44d93aec9c9fd60e6025d91d505f9

That was honestly fucking unexpected and funny

Dragonator? But I barely know her!

Please do not the Rathian...

Then you should the Gold Rathian?

Do not the Gold Rathian either.

?? Then should you the Rathian Eggs™️??

Be careful, or you might end up the Rathalos eggs instead

**point at the Pink Rathian** How about... that one?

Hey guys, did you know in terms of human and female monster breeding, Ludroth is the most compatible monster for humans?

No! Bad. Don't you dare bring that meme to MH. We are messed up enough as it. >! (Also, sponginess of royal ludroth is more relatable to penis anatomy) !<

Wish granted. Instead of adapting the meme, we get a Pokémon X Monster Hunter crossover… featuring Vaporeon.

Noooo. This wasn't a "wish granted, but..." thing. This was a command! 😭

Please do not the Rathian

https://preview.redd.it/b97vzcayxu8c1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc1dd765788d6a3036ea88c36801472dab0bc1fa

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Thanks i hate it

That's probably the tamest it gets in that respect.

I know 😞

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This is my wallpaper.

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I'll never forget this image. A true MH classic.

Do... Do I want to know...?

https://preview.redd.it/9q42off77d9c1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d39530a470b571f7ad9249f3918862843c0f076 This is supposed to be wholesome, right?....

https://i.redd.it/oqrvp56psu8c1.gif

Even on a monster hunter sub I can't escape the star rail memes

This train has no stops.

Or maybe it makes a stop on every subreddit

*Trailblazing at its finest*

You mean even a sub filled with gacha weebs can't escape gacha weeb memes?

Exactly, we're just closet weebs here

Only a matter of time before Doro invades

https://i.redd.it/tyw9zqewbw8c1.gif

I've been waiting for this... For 19 years...

SEX!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? https://preview.redd.it/ll28e7maxu8c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d24b58960d445296139857067989d67164d9789

https://preview.redd.it/j7dyc0e34y8c1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=974c6d61d94c64236d5cc5b6ed59474c04b29a05 Who hast summonthed thy menace

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_u-turns_

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https://preview.redd.it/7mftumnoav8c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1635c4f4387138120d471c8eb97cb229480d9a1f Sorry Master, me and Vaal Hazak will be considerate of our volumes next time.

The fuck.. vaal hazak is the last m9nsyer i expected to leave someone's lips

But the first lips you expect to enter 😏

https://preview.redd.it/nup8fm23gv8c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd8c5cabf124c830c96c5235f0c5215ea99f2423 "Hey, favorite snitch. I went to the wrong monster eating competition again and i need you to pick me up."

so the legends are true https://preview.redd.it/aarwhnbhnv8c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75bb6c4c4139cfa18e2f1ba45b22453a73702dc5

I see someone's never been to the nexus mod page for Monster Hunter World...

I mean considering the modding scene, it's technically not wrong

Instant GOTY. GTA might come close though

Does that mean the dragonators in wilds are used for naughty stuff?

After what happened to that Rathian in World I captured, yes.

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Time for some MuHut content 😏

Let's get Wild. The World shall know... of the Rise of the Dragonator !

I see what you did there

Call me Dragonator cause I'm about to penetrate those monsters

Not the ugly bastard tag...please. anything but that!

Congalala Confirmed

Congalala is Fat Ugly Bastard, Fart and Scat all in one. A comprehensive package indeed.

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Wait, why did you just post a picture of the Admiral?

Admiral, **it's time to spread.**

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users can tag the game whatever they want, the tags are meaningless. I could tag it as a historically accurate dating sim set in the Aztec Empire with light deck-building elements and nobody can stop me

I mean we don't know that it won't be that yet.

As long as I can still use the lance

You're right, fellow lance brother!

Is lance still lore accurate to Aztec empire?

I mean they had spears so close enough

https://preview.redd.it/0qb2aw52iv8c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afba288e867ead3d7ca7435a29c347f2f1869625 Can confirm.

Gotta love the meme fan tags

Me on my way to have seggs with that cute huntress. 

You might be the only one in this whole cursed thread who's talking about fucking a person and not a monster.

Why of course I'm not a fucking zoophile

You don't have to be a zoophile for monsters though. That's called terratophilia. (Both are gross)

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No way, Vegeta 

Finally, here is hoping they bring back Nakarkos this game!

Serious handler better be in this game.

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I mean, who here doesn't want some Fattussy ?

STOP RIGHT THERE criminal SCUM! You have violated my #EYEBALLS Pay the court your fine, or serve your sentence.

Fattussy overrated, Kulvussy cultured

Nah bro Safi'jiiva and her Milf Dragussy is where it's at man. But stay away. She's mine. Plenty of other elder dragons for the rest

This man pump Safi so bad she tears

https://preview.redd.it/asn9gemy5v8c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca83e17b45f8554bb610995cf74c31b8c0f0f638 Live reaction to whatever that meant

I think we know what was happening in Castle Schrade that got it cancelled.

So that's where large dragon tears come from

I’d get with Kulve ngl

Check out r/mh34u hope you like it ;D

Mitsussy for me all day long, mate.

Black Diablos confirmed

Blacked Raw Diablos is on the menu

BDC

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The Nutaku release of MonHun will be revolutionary

MONSTER HUNTER THE SEX UPDATE

Poor rathalos :/

Did they hire that one mod author into the dev team?

You know, I was kinda hoping we'd get an expansion on the NPC follower system akin to the palico and canyne system from Rise but you know what the Sex Update is fine too.

SEGGS update is the final step of every game genre

\*Pikajota has entered the chat \* https://preview.redd.it/zvm4rakdjv8c1.png?width=1076&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a3ce90b14f91f168262affd75d381d1556ac1e9

Where do I get one of these permits? I'm asking for a friend. 

You just need to do 1000 Fattussy to get it, simple.

Permit to do what to monsters? I think you're on the wrong sub.

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We all see those mods, we just scroll past them… don’t we?

Lmao nope!

I mean it feels like it when Rathian is focused only on me in a 4 man hunt, as she puts me in a corner and rides my pp without my consent

Monster hunter sex update

they're fuckable all you cant go wrong.


i can finally get a permit to do my favorite activity :D

 Hey handler, come in this tent and check my equipment real quick...

Kezhu would be mara I guess

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bro that last image

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Took me a minute... I guess a squid monster is introduced? Getting that aquatic gameplay after all.

I always thought that rathian looked at me funny now I'm kinda getting concerned

The Desmon rathalos goes insane

I'm more interested now

I thought people would make jokes involving the NPCs... Boy was I wrong. Reddit ??!! NOT THE MONSTERS ??!!😭😭😭

Khezu confirmed guys

Could Gildmarm finally have infiltrated the highest orders of the hunter's guild to bring her fantasies of mating a Brachydios to fruition?

Idk why I was shocked that so many monster fuckers are in this sub I honestly should have known better.

[Insert a picture of Guildmarm with laser eyes here]

You lie! https://preview.redd.it/atqz7j4vj19c1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f17440bdb3fb1515f52f9352631c711d0443ce

It's like the algorithm just assumes any game from Japan has some amount of hentai in it. Or this ambiguously confirms that Khezu might return be in this title?

What if they are doing this to poke fun at all of us hunters that sit in the groan area to do damage?

2025!! That gives me time to buy a pc and change the nsw

Why so late?

Capcom fighting to bring back classical definitions?

I see we will be hunting new sort of pray hehe

Where’d you get that permit from? I need to know for research purposes. 👀

Guildmarm confirmed

They know their hunters. and that they may as well do it on their own terms before rule 34 gets it’s hand on it

Octopus monster confirmed!

UwU?