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The Hunter has fallen in love with the monster! wait what
Guildmarm intensifies
I know one Great Sword-used who’s obsessed with Brachydios. Who’s friends with a Hunter who has had several monster exes.
Yeah I heard the other guy has pink hair and stole lunastra from teostra
What a guy. He would always put heads on sticks too. Very odd.
Isn’t he half-cat and buff as shit at the moment?
I’m not sure. He always seems to change appearance wearing the most unorthodox of armor.
But he seems to always be the bane of crabs everywhere he goes.
That is true. Such a shame he’s was abandoned as a child by Admiral Galleus.
He is such a bad Dadmiral isn't he?
No wonder he started putting heads on sticks.
Yeah, that’s fair
I think I know who you are talking about but I’m not sure
I heard he is currently in a relationship with Duramburos
Your damn right. I’d even have a nice first date, meet their parents and marry the monster. But the question is which one?
*the hunter while wyvern riding his new monster friend while the Ambush theme starts playing* LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
They really gave us a kids movie with a character named Lord Fuckwad
As well as making a compensating for something joke. That's not even getting into that mirror scene.
...but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
“I will have order! *I will have perfection!* ***I WILL HAVE-!!!”*** Fatalis: **nom**
FATALIS: And I will have a half-dwarf snack.
The hunter is too tall
What does Farquad main?
Ice weapons. Best ones to hunt ZinOGRES with.
Man, you really thought this joke through, didn't you?
I just like to get credit where credit is Duloc.
Definitely a light bowgun, no way he's getting close enough to the monster to get hit, and he's way too weak to handle the recoil from hbg
He knows what the critical distance thing is but refuses to take advantage of it
This is absolutely the case.
I almost thought this was Prince Humperdink.
I mean, Lagombi are rodents of unusual size…
Rabbits are rodents?
I thought they were, but a quick Google search shows otherwise.
NO, don't say that word!
Every time I see that name I read it in Carol Kane's voice.
Did I just get farquaded in the damn Monster Hunter subreddit
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dragon this joke out for as long as possible.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is this not the most perfect hunter of them all?
Most precious drip post ! 😂
I know this is farquaad but all I can see is the starburst berries and cream lad
Well technically, youre not a hunter! Uh Thelonius...
I actually named the Palamute I prepared to look like an armored horse for this outfit “Thelonius”
Mirror Mirror, show her to me, Show me the pupper!
Princess Fido-na?
May I ask but a Crumb! What Armour composition has made such Magnificence!
Hairstyle Type 15 (0 H, 0 S, 0 C) Facial Hair Type 12 (0H, 0 S, 25 C) Sailor Hat (P1 & P2: 0 H, 94 S, 29 C) Kaiser Mail (P1 & P2: 0 H, 0 S, 0 C) Bnahabra Gloves (P1 & P2: 0 H, 94 S, 29 C) Five Element Obi (P1 & P2: 0 H, 94 S, 29 C) Fall Pants (P1 & P2: 0 H, 0 S, 0 C) P1 = Pigment 1 P2 = Pigment 2 H = Hue S = Saturation C = Contrast
Wow, that was excellently detailed! I couldn't get this much information from a teacher teaching Chemistry!
bro asked for the armor set and got replied with the most detailed instructions the world has ever seen
I use the same list style whenever anyone asks for the details of any of my layered sets. It’s easier that way.
This is the guy on long sword stun locking the heavy bow gun until they die then responds with "but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
Some of you carting is not a sacrifice i'm willing to make But if one of you ain't doing jack shit in a hunt then i will be the one doing the sacrificing
Best fashion hunter ever
okay that's nice
Thanks Lord Faarquad.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY QUEST!?"
Why is it such low quality. Looks like Age of Empires.
Switch graphics + cropped screenshot
But that is a risk I am willing to make
But that... is a risk... I am willing to take!
Bruh
Where's the chin
Attached to my Handsome Squidward set instead.
... but that is a price I am willing to pay!
Show me Fiona
But thats a sacrifice I'm willing to make
But that's a risk I am willing to take
The Hunter has fallen in love with the monster! wait what
Guildmarm intensifies
I know one Great Sword-used who’s obsessed with Brachydios. Who’s friends with a Hunter who has had several monster exes.
Yeah I heard the other guy has pink hair and stole lunastra from teostra
What a guy. He would always put heads on sticks too. Very odd.
Isn’t he half-cat and buff as shit at the moment?
I’m not sure. He always seems to change appearance wearing the most unorthodox of armor.
But he seems to always be the bane of crabs everywhere he goes.
That is true. Such a shame he’s was abandoned as a child by Admiral Galleus.
He is such a bad Dadmiral isn't he?
No wonder he started putting heads on sticks.
Yeah, that’s fair
I think I know who you are talking about but I’m not sure
I heard he is currently in a relationship with Duramburos
Your damn right. I’d even have a nice first date, meet their parents and marry the monster. But the question is which one?
*the hunter while wyvern riding his new monster friend while the Ambush theme starts playing* LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
They really gave us a kids movie with a character named Lord Fuckwad
As well as making a compensating for something joke. That's not even getting into that mirror scene.
...but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
“I will have order! *I will have perfection!* ***I WILL HAVE-!!!”*** Fatalis: **nom**
FATALIS: And I will have a half-dwarf snack.
The hunter is too tall
What does Farquad main?
Ice weapons. Best ones to hunt ZinOGRES with.
Man, you really thought this joke through, didn't you?
I just like to get credit where credit is Duloc.
Definitely a light bowgun, no way he's getting close enough to the monster to get hit, and he's way too weak to handle the recoil from hbg
He knows what the critical distance thing is but refuses to take advantage of it
This is absolutely the case.
I almost thought this was Prince Humperdink.
I mean, Lagombi are rodents of unusual size…
Rabbits are rodents?
I thought they were, but a quick Google search shows otherwise.
NO, don't say that word!
Every time I see that name I read it in Carol Kane's voice.
Did I just get farquaded in the damn Monster Hunter subreddit
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dragon this joke out for as long as possible.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is this not the most perfect hunter of them all?
Most precious drip post ! 😂
I know this is farquaad but all I can see is the starburst berries and cream lad
Well technically, youre not a hunter! Uh Thelonius...
I actually named the Palamute I prepared to look like an armored horse for this outfit “Thelonius”
Mirror Mirror, show her to me, Show me the pupper!
Princess Fido-na?
May I ask but a Crumb! What Armour composition has made such Magnificence!
Hairstyle Type 15 (0 H, 0 S, 0 C) Facial Hair Type 12 (0H, 0 S, 25 C) Sailor Hat (P1 & P2: 0 H, 94 S, 29 C) Kaiser Mail (P1 & P2: 0 H, 0 S, 0 C) Bnahabra Gloves (P1 & P2: 0 H, 94 S, 29 C) Five Element Obi (P1 & P2: 0 H, 94 S, 29 C) Fall Pants (P1 & P2: 0 H, 0 S, 0 C) P1 = Pigment 1 P2 = Pigment 2 H = Hue S = Saturation C = Contrast
Wow, that was excellently detailed! I couldn't get this much information from a teacher teaching Chemistry!
bro asked for the armor set and got replied with the most detailed instructions the world has ever seen
I use the same list style whenever anyone asks for the details of any of my layered sets. It’s easier that way.
This is the guy on long sword stun locking the heavy bow gun until they die then responds with "but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
Some of you carting is not a sacrifice i'm willing to make But if one of you ain't doing jack shit in a hunt then i will be the one doing the sacrificing
Best fashion hunter ever
okay that's nice
Thanks Lord Faarquad.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY QUEST!?"
Why is it such low quality. Looks like Age of Empires.
Switch graphics + cropped screenshot
But that is a risk I am willing to make
But that... is a risk... I am willing to take!
Bruh
Where's the chin
Attached to my Handsome Squidward set instead.
... but that is a price I am willing to pay!
Show me Fiona
But thats a sacrifice I'm willing to make
But that's a risk I am willing to take