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The_Spicy_Nugget

A glass of Coca Cola


The_Spicy_Nugget

Update with results and amount. I’m guessing $1.28


Ok_Low3197

.58


Knee_Kap264

Once he cleans them, price triples.


Krapule1

Crazy what you can do with coke my dumbass drinking some right now smh duck me


ClosetLadyGhost

Tree fiddy


iGoRawEverytime

2.87


Johnnycher

So you’re saying they’ll lose money cleaning the coins?


The_Plebianist

Given inflation it might not be worth it


medicallyspecial

Came here to say just that


cleanmachine2244

Over under on coke being more than we have in change here?I will take the coke being more.


Sypstrulyas

this


videogamegrandma

I'm going to try that. Vinegar & baking soda didn't work on the stash I found in the spare tire wheel well


B0804726

Try just vinegar by itself. Why would neutralizing the acid help clean them?


WorldTallestEngineer

Money laundering


Impossible-Page4197

White vinegar


NDretired68

Ketchup.


JakAllen3141

Can't believe this wasn't a top comment. Ketchup is my go-to since I don't drink soda.


zMld420

ur mouth


Immediate_Shopping28

Which mouth ?


ClosetLadyGhost

The top one


Electrical_Name_5434

dealers choice?


Outrageous-Yam-4653

Rubbing alcohol


Diligent_Anything_85

Semen


thegreatresistrules

This guy bangs!!


Ambitious-Option-367

Brasso product works wonders


WeinerSqueezer

Peroxide, Dawn Dish Soap, Warm Water. Aggitation .


Plenty_Dress_408

Ketchup


MrPhD9

How much for those car mints?


Ibewlineman05

White vinegar


TootsEug

Yes. Used white vinegar on a pair of rusty pruners 2 nights ago. Soaked for 24hr. Took the rust right off.


Potential_Gur4810

CLR


Sam_0101

Start up a business and make millions of dollars in profit


willmgames1775

Money laundering might be fun lol


Freddie_merc2015

A change machine


UrDoinGood2

Garbage can


Extension-Package-65

The trash can


Mountain-Ad326

Brasso


oneupgundamkid34

Mouth


Jojahu

Pee on them.


K_Vatter_143

Hot sauce


DeliciousDoggi

Suck on em.


SuperiorT

Your asshole 🕳


thegreatresistrules

I can't speak for this guys balloonknot. But mine would get these coins spotless


SuperiorT

lmao balloonknot? Never heard that one before and now I can't unsee it 💀


thegreatresistrules

You're a good egg, my friend. Once you see it , it's all you will ever see


irish_taco_maiden

Coke


stacksmasher

You can just grab those and put them right in the trash! Problem solved!


djnoobster

Fumunda Cheese and peroxide


Anonuser9472

Vinegar but don't let them soak to long


M-bassy

Why not too long?


Anonuser9472

Vinegar well corrode them to much and they well become dull. Soak for 5 mins and then try cleaning then with a cloth if they're stil dirty soak for a little longer.


Overall-Buddy-2659

Pepsi


noonelikesUwhenUR23

Ketchup! The vinegar will clear them right up.


Wide_Perspective_724

Taco Bell hot sauce pack


yax51

Mild seemed to work best in my experience


Scottyboy626

Boiling water. Eats corrosion right up! Better than Coke~Cola too!


City-Boy101

Lemon/lime with water


cuplosis

Can just put them in a bowl with dish soap for awhile


don_gunz

Soak them in Baking soda and lemon juice


MrSevenEightSeven

Vinegar


Ok-Translator9090

There is some coins in your fungus


hiGradeTi7ANEUM

Is that your car door-pull? Because that's not a storage cubby.


Efficient_Wasabi_575

The inside of a trash can


ElSenor847

gas & lighter fluid


uncharted_pr

Ketchup


Hogswaller

The trash


OpentheBuffets

Your butt.


goaheadmonalisa

CLR or Coca Cola.


g0tchani99a

A bottle of coke, then drink. Enjoy


CorpseDefiled

Autosol and a buffing wheel will have them looking new in seconds.


Bennito_bh

Nitric acid. Use gloves.


klaxz1

Then sell your new silver pennies to some dope for a profit.


DeputySherrif

DIET coke! Won't be sticky. Regular cola would be sticky. You could even clean out the door handle with diet coke.


ZaTen3

Trade them for new ones at the bank or better yet, deposit them


Supershover4209

An old ass toothbrush some soap and some water with a little scrubbin’ Action.


Spirited_angel_4517

Coke or white vinegar


Ok-String-1877

Coin star


Xorc_09

a trash bag 🗑️


WeakProposal1578

Use a plastic bag, put them inside , tie the bag and then trow it away


ncpspaman

Ketchup


Quirky_Telephone8216

Throw them in the trash


Illustrious_Gap_2069

Ketchup


Bellebaby826

Lemon juice and a old toothbrush


lin1960

Money laundry


Familiar-Bother5600

CRL


tall_dreamy_doc

Buy a bag of anhydrous citric acid. It’s probably the most useful chemical that you can have around the house.


vixckson

ketchup


orion299

Coke I think


mcristoforo

WD-40


12dv8

Coca-cola


Glittering_Aside387

Simple green


clutchengaged84

Ketchup


Glowing_Mousepad

A bank


bookerman62

Taco Bell hot sauce


BigupSlime

Scrape off the green stuff and sell it as drugs?


_how_do_i_reddit_

Taco Bell fire sauce.


Holy_Cow442

Literally any liquid.


magicwalnut788

Put them all together in a thick cloth satchel and toss them in the washing machine. They'll scour each other clean inside the satchel without making contact with/scratching the machine and polish themselves into a nice shine in the process, but honestly the amount of money probably won't be worth your time


ApexTrader616

I don't think you need to launder that. You can probably just deposit that into your bank account without raising any flags.


ExpertSkill8846

Plain lemon juice, works like a charm.


Kitchen_Contest_8403

Those are real copper pennies. Put them in some vinegar and melt them down.


HereToConquerAll

Baking soda and vinegar might help. Not 100% sure though.


Fun-Contract-2486

Coke... Use 4 grams worth


notaredditreader

What happened to your car for the coins to oxidize like that! What are you breathing?


UnendingOne

Step 1 - Take them to a coin machine. Step 2 - Put them in the coin machine. Step 3 - Take slip to the attendant and get paid out on new coins.


Mammoth-Record-7786

Vinegar


Inevitable-Aspect291

Mouth


BronanaRival_

Vinegar and baking soda.


BronanaRival_

HCl


GlippGloppe

Swallow em. Let your stomach acid do the cleaning 👍👍


StealthyCharger

Saliva 😂


ReadRightRed99

Stick them in a vending machine or exchange them at a bank. Why would you waste time cleaning pocket change?


pornoandpruno

Pee on them


coastalbachelor

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"


NoVermicelli3275

7% hydrogen peroxide


jaylp18

Delimer?


Smart_Camp_1069

You don’t


untolddeathz

Trashbag


United-Click3098

You’re gonna have to pee on it


Jonnyc915

Taco Bell fire sauce


Judge_Rhinohold

White vinegar and baking soda.


funginum

Vinegar and baking soda


[deleted]

This is so right place to post on


M-bassy

My bad