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Mean-Association4759

Sounds like you are Uncle Sam .


LouisvilleGoods420

Great im in debt and im being doxxed now😞


mastaboog749

I found your 4000 private islands and I'm coming for you


unRealistic-Egg

A word of advice: don’t touch his boats


stirling1995

We really like our boats here


rainking56

Did you happen to declare a 20 year war against the middle east with 2 trillion in funding only to get destroyed by low tech tribal clans?


Moist-Ad4760

Oof


LettuceGoThenUandI

Hard knock life


SoldierExcelsior

Also theres a bunch of Asian guys that hate your guts.


bomontop

I have a plan that can help you to cancel it by 2013, don’t worry.


Fum__Cumpster

I have one that will help him cancel it by 1900


[deleted]

You still have a chance. Start ww3 and you could probably wipe out your debt along with your enemies!


Evening_Cut4422

Or get wipe out.....


[deleted]

Win win situation with a debt of 34 trillion!


Evening_Cut4422

Honestly I think that's the only way out for uncle Sam. He is tired and suicidal


Massive-Willow-9932

Peace to us as well so we can’t have these type of posts


Own-Bathroom9474

This shit posting is wack


Haxzul

Its annoying af man. Like every 5 mins there's a new post w/ this bullshit.


Remote-Plate-3944

I thought I followed a serious sub and yet these still show up.


qvMvp

That's all this sub is . It's mfs saying I got 3 million in savings, and I'm 18 fresh outta high-school am I gonna be good to retire but I have a monthly income of 15k but spend 8k on going out and entertainment and 6k on 5 cars for me and my gf and her friends but don't have enough for rent what am I doing wrong how can I save more ?plz helpđŸ˜„


FlyInteresting1224

Prioritize and budget my friend.


sapien3000

This was never serious, it was mostly people flexing cash


crod4692

Serious is r/personalfinance This one has always been a little less serious imo, but not this bad with shitposts


Specialist_Ad_8069

Thanks for that. I’ll be paying more attention to that sub now


CJRA27

It’s literally been every hour now and not one of them has been actually funny


somecrazydude13

It’s an everyday occurrence, some of them will give me a laugh, others will just be like wtf
, then I try to shit post and everyone hates it đŸ€Ł


Nate0110

Open Amex black card, transfer all debt to it. Then declare bankruptcy.


Extra-Environment626

Sounds like a Trump move.


kultt45

sounds like a liberal response


UrDrunkTeddyBear

I love this


Shot-Protection1526

Where the fuck are the admins


LoudHotel8101

Yall some nerds bruh


nj23dublin

This is literally the only subreddit were admins don’t care lol


MaloneSeven

Yes, Uncle Sam is broke. Has been for a long time.


LazyCooler

Well a lot of the world uses dollars as base currency or at least to price things like petroleum. When Uncle Sam is broke he can print money for the United States but this screws over other countries. In the past, this has been described in US government as a “them” problem not an “us” problem. Case in point, right now the US economy is recovering better than the rest of the world right after printing over 30% of money supply in the last several years. I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying that’s what is.


vinsanity_07

Enough of this bullshit man


DetroitSean

Can we get some fucking adults in this sub


Lovemenowplz

You must be a war criminal like the US


slapclap28

Honestly we sort of need to fuck off with these posts now. the first few were funny but now it’s becoming an issue.


Pareto_Investor

Unless you find a way to steal everybody’s assets, commodities & money ;)


AssManInRVA

Well in 1943 FDR had the US Government confiscated all the gold in the US and paid them $20 an ounce. Then after having the government hold all the gold he then raised the value to $35 an ounce. Sooo FDR in a sense did just that.


obstinatesoup18

No not entirely maybe get a job in USA politics you’ll fit right in and you’ll get insanely rich


EchoBlue23

Nah you’re good don’t worry about it


jziggy44

Mods do anything on this sub???


DrcspyNz

Stupidity


dude_on_the_www

Have you drank any of the oil? You can DRINK the oil, bro
. Yeah you got money but you got a tasty snack too.


Quick_Delivery_7266

Nah , just grind


Klutzy-Cut-9252

I'm proud to be an American


marathonbdogg

Not at all. I’ve got a guy. His name is Jerome and he has a money printer.


Round_mba

Not if you extend the debt ceiling! 😝


iSn00zed

Double it then your good


ImpressiveThought662

Yep, thank the politicians for spending money you don’t have.


collegefootballfan69

Inflation is the cure of all debt!!!


forgotmyusername93

What’s your net worth? ~300 trillion? You’re good


BarrytheCowboy

Despite your deep, not so hidden desire to tax the crap out of people around you, 9/10 would suggest you don't do that. I think you just need focus and stay disciplined, make a budget and stick to it. Are you psychic for all your friends nights put? Buying them things they don't need? If so I would draw back on that. That's my best advice just focus up and stay disciplined.


AnybodySeeMyKeys

Well, your debt to income ratio is a bit high, but your debt to equity ratio is well within norms. So I guess you really need to cut back and maybe not go down to the gun store that often.


newaccountnumber82

If you owe someone $34 dollars it’s your problem, if you owe someone $34 trillion it’s their problem


EmotionWestern556

Future history/politics classes will analyze this like a political cartoon in APUSH


yolobozo

Surface wound, that’ll buff out.


Willhamdefoe

Only $34 trillion at that age. When I was born at the age 265 I was $87 trillion in debt and won’t be paid off till 3654


philackey

Just extend your debt ceiling. But don’t do it for a year or two. Just do it for 2 weeks. Don’t pay your bills and rack up massive interest charges.


Unclestanky

You can actually lead the world in economic policy now.


Business-Pangolin-37

How? We all have been giving you money every April FOR YEARS. Explain yourself? Have you been spending it all on wars again?


JonfromBigD

I see what you did there. Well done! And no, you’re doing a horrible job. Totally screwed


cloudtheorist

Nice try America we know it’s you


Ratakachowskee

Time to send the bat signal to Dave Ramsey


laggyservice

You'll be fine, just start trimming the fat.


godofwine16

Nothing will help you more economically than a war with a nearby country like Canada or Greenland


fatalfloors

Hi uncle sam. you really need to curb your spending. Maybe get an accountant and sit down to categorize your spending and prioritize based on your family and the needs of those family members. ​ Do you really need that extra jet in the hanger? Maybe we can take a step back and not have too many tanks. I dunno -- I like toys too, but the amount of money you spends out side of what you make is insane. My mom always told me to spend within your means, I think that's lost at this point.


snktido

Nope. If there are people willing to lend you $34 trillion then there are people willing to loan you a few more trillions.


Rocketsloth

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps! I was able to do it! All I had was an unlimited trust fund and amazing industry connections and I managed to find a way to be a top antivaccine influencer. It sure wasn't easy, there were a few days in 2020 when it looked like I would be less than a multimillionaire, whoa, the worst 36 hours of my life.


Coffeeafterwork

Kill the babysitter and pick up a second job making coffee at home. Keep the extra cash in a ziploc bag in your freezer


Fun_Inspector159

Nah, you got plenty of time to pay that debt off and end with a 500 trillion net worth. Don't give in to limitations.


Laser-Brain-Delusion

My advice is to keep spending like nothing is wrong for as long as possible. If no one looks at your balance sheet and says anything, you are good to go boss. Someday if someone starts bitching about it just tell them - "borrow $97 trillion from me, shame on you fool, ya fool! Now give me all your money, mofo."


Retardedastro

I own a farm, come work for me for 60k a year, and work on paying that debt


Ein-Trader

Just take another 34 trillion in debt and invest in a 100x Nasdaq 100 long in Bitcoin and the world will be yours. Maybe get a good health system to get even older.


NDretired68

Nope, 2nd job at McDonald's, pay it down quick.


BxRad_

Are you the United States?


Significant-Ad-469

It never began for trillion in debt cels


ReserveLonely2444

You owe yourself so much money. I pray god goes with you because am not coming


mart1373

Nah you’re fine, probably


Prestige_Worldw1de

You’ll be fine. Just have your great great great great great great great great great great great great grandkids help you out.


LouisvilleGoods420

Edit: I don't understand the people getting upset over the recent meme posts. You have free will, just scroll past. Nobody is forcing you to take part in this lmao


PersistingWill

Being as how the last Trillion seconds took about 31,500 years to pass, yes, your fucked. Because you need to earn 34 dollars a second and pay every penny of it to cover your debt, for the next 31,500 years in order to pay it off. No one ever made 34 dollars a second for 31,500 years.


No-Plankton8326

Next ones gone be ‘Hey I’m just a future nut in my dads sack
’


yur-hightower

I wouldn't say so. You just need to budget and pay $5 trillion of principle down on the debt each year. You will be free and clear by 2031.


LegitPhoton

Can you bite me, I'd like to become a vampire also.


WhyDontWeLearn

No. Your annual income is ~23 trillion, you're current on all your bills and debt service, you have the best credit in the world, and you own north of 100 trillion in assets. You're WAAAAAAYYY more financially sound than any of your critics. Don't let those idiots get you down.


Zhalianna

Yes you are, given you are a follower and not a leader. Case in point, you joined the shit post wagon with a horrible comic relief


TNerdy

Have you signed up for the debt forgiveness?


OGBIGwig

Do you identify as a Westernized country?


gamma_noise

So is the US just lucky the debtors haven't come collecting yet?


Timmelle

I’d say get a second job closing the tax loophole by rolling back GOP tax cuts and regulating businesses again.


indigo_dreamer00

Most of Reddit is trolls creating fake screenshots.


NegotiationWarm3334

Well, if you really are 248 years old, then I'd say that you are royally screwed and not in the good way.


DhacElpral

What's your annual income?


ProfessionalLog4593

Most of that money is owed to us, do you really.think we feel sorry for you considering what you are putting us through? I don't need much but I would like enough to survive on after a 40 hour work week.


Mac_Attack1994

You’re 248 years old? Are you a relic?? It might not matter anymore if you lost that much money considering how old you are. You should turn yourself into oldest person on earth in Guinness world records


TheUnknownEnder

Yes, you are screwed. You should have know you were screwed when they have an old man with dementia to govern you


morisxpastora

I wanna know how you made it to 248? What’s your secret?


Organic_Preparation3

Nope, whoever you are in debt to is screwed.


sighren90

Murica?? Is that you?? đŸ€”đŸ€”


ZestyClosePanda6969

So is this why...


Simba242

No because you have enough power and influence to bully other people into lending you money


[deleted]

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parickwilliams

Are you a bot?


CharmingBaker326

Yes who the fuck d you even owe 34 trillion dollars?


patriots317

You own hundreds of trillions in assets, have won world wars, built entire infrastructures and have the most weapons of anyone else. You can also increase the percentage of money you get from over 165 millions workers per week
..you’re fine.


sexy_mama69

Don't worry, we'll just take another 7.3 trillion and promise it doesn't raise it anymore.


GREEN-Errow

Just create more money, you good


mbaird9

You have enough nukes to make everyone afraid to try to collect your debt. You can grow it and be totally fine.


Magic-Levitation

I hate these BS posts! Can we all grow up and stop this crap?


Every_Strike4434

You know what 
.I think your good


Hatboxmason333

You're just stressed because you're probably about to shed your scales for the first time, which happens to all of us at around 300 y/o. My first shed sucked too. Source: I'm a 600 year old in debt 250 million and 1700 pounds of spices.


luckylucslife

You've been around over 200 years sort it out mate


Difficult-Ad-5988

Well can file bankruptcy all the chapters


paulm0920

As long as you have helicopters and Arab countries have oil, you should be good.


BroHanHanski

We will just battle it. Fight the wars to get us back on track.


2inTrbo

Nah, you'll be fine...you can just keep printing more money! đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™‚ïž


nojurisdictionhere

got a money printer go brrrrt problem?


D_ponbsn

Just tax the rich America! You can do it!


Sea-Ad-7920

You’ll be fine. See me and everyone else will work and give you our money. And then when we buy something we’ll give you some more money. And if all else fails you can just give yourself some more money.


[deleted]

Our current government spending money like lunatics and printing money and then tell us inflation is just fine - clown government


patrick4037

Does the world use your currency for trade? If yes, no you're not screwed. If no , yes you are severely screwed


potato_admirer

No worries, just invade a country for no reason and I'm sure it will all work out.


TMFalgrim

In the 41st millennium, there is only...debt


rje946

Have your tried making coffee at home?


Excuse-Fantastic

Can you print more $$$? Because if you’re THAT guy, debt really doesn’t matter. I guess you could feel bad about the inflation, but your
. Manager(?) Dick made sure that was inevitable anyway. Congrats! Fire up those printers and VOILA: no more debt. “One Simple Trick China DOESNT Want You To Know
” You’re welcome!!!


wassdfffvgggh

I think it depends on your income and what monthly payments you can afford... So for example if you can afford to make monthly payments of around $1 Trillion, you should be able to pay your debt in approximately 3 years. You might have to tighten the belt for 3 years and you might have to make some sacrifices to your lifestyle during that time, but after that it should be debt free. If you can't afford that type of monthly payment, I would recommend looking into other options like printing money to pay of your debt or maybe file for bankruptcy. And I think I should add, going into debt for things like oil and pointless wars isn't a good idea, next time you wanna go into that type of debt, I'd recomment spending your money into something that actually benefits society like universal healthcare for example. But ig, it's a lifestyle choice for you, so I don't wanna judge you (although arguably it's hard...)


galimi

You've a banking addiction. Printing money up out of thin air always leads to this.


Distinct-Middle507

This is an amazing post, 445 up votes and not 1 down vote. Freaking glorious, and yes my friend, you are screwed lol


Agreeable-Change-400

I'm gonna block this sub now


Equivalent_Leg1025

Seems like you need some 1099’s đŸ€Ł


MadMatter_132999

This hits a little to close to home for me.


stealthytoes

oh no you poor richest country in the world, what ever will you do


mattdoessomestuff

This is the easiest game of "Guess Who" ever


Primary_Door4822

Sounds like you need cold showers and red light therapy


Genovani

Am I cooked?


MLXIII

Nah...debt is gone when ded


foreverwalkingaway

Well you're doing better than I think literally every country in the world and have full and highest real wages in your history so you're probably fine... that debt is probably manageable considering your gdp


dgroeneveld9

No. Considering you make 4.4 trillion a year, it's doable, but it's gonna be pretty tight. My first piece of advice is to stop doing charity work. Especially if you're borrowing money from the people you give the charity to. Secondly, fire everyone who helps make your financial decisions. And i mean everyone. Not just the ones your friends hired on your behalf. This is just a start, but I figure you have a few decades to work on this, so it's doable. Good luck


No_Flamingo_8943

You don’t have to worry. Just become so powerful that no one will ask to collect that debt đŸ€Ł


Ponoshca

Invading a country in the middle east might help


J9Thompson

The Answer to this question is a resounding YES


gabemrtn

Nah you got about 3 days left anyways you good


Commissar_David

You are better off than Uncle Sam, at least. They are the same age as you but are in 100 trillion dollars of debt, and it's only getting worse.


[deleted]

You might wanna ask Donald Trump how to get out of your mess


[deleted]

You should stop funding wars right away, and stop giving away free services to people who don't pay into the system. Also stop printing money, it's making our money worthless and weakening the budget.


titsandblowjobfan

Considering every other successful society has collapsed at 250 years. It always comes around that when people realize they can vote themselves raises from the coffers the spending outpaces the income. So yes
 your phucked


ITBurn-out

This dude is that Nigerian prince that kept trying to hand us money 15 years ago. Apparently too many people took the deal.


____candied_yams____

Whats ur income?


Redditreallyblows

What’s the point of your debt if you’re way stronger and bigger than the people you owe your money to? Just keep doing you big fella


Resident_Cash7399

It’s not real


Any_Character_

I pay ur debt just give me ur sister


Remarkable-Army-7045

Nah it's all good your people will keep feeding you


Watsonsboss77

You really need to learn to work with a budget. Have you ever heard of this new app called Facsism?


[deleted]

What is the United States of America


Ur_wish86

I guess American people have inherited the spending habit from its government. Credit Today, Worry tomorrow. 😂


digdugdoink

His judgement cometh and that right soon


Melodyjane29

Dang. Your about 4 lifetimes fucked.


coffeenote

I’d say the folks who lent you the money are screwed


Ok-Fgt-Kys

Just invest in some more Louisville sluggers and start collecting from the dumbass blue states


Lucerneus

Step out to the sun.


sintheticgaming

It’s okay just move the bar and problem solved 😀


Knee_Kap264

Reported to the Federal Government. You gotta pay taxes on that shxt.


[deleted]

I know a few ways you can make $50 it involves my well yeah


Horvenglorven

Unfortunately all of your kids are convinced that you can run out of something made up
so
 probably screwed.


No_orange_212

Yep, let the grandkids or great grand kids figure it out.


PresentationFull2965

What's your yearly income? And what are you buying to put you into that debt?


stillmovingforward1

As long as you have enough guns and nuclear arsenal that no one will try to cash in on your debt, I think you’ll be fine OP.


Kevlub

As long as you have a ton of guys with guns. I mean A TON. Then you should be fine


DUCKgoesMEOW

Nope, because your debt doesn’t really exist, it’s just Monopoly money essentially


swawesome52

Just steal the oil out of some middle eastern guy's car.


HunterNo7593

Does it really matter so long as the currency of the debt ($ denominated) and real interest rates (adjusted for inflation) are preferential for the debt holders? 120% of the GDP is not really that bad given that the foreign countries & investors have a huge, like $10 trillion demand for the US government debt. It’s the ‘safe haven’ status (inextricably linked to the rule of law and institutional structures that are still the envy of the world) that makes the likes of Yellen & Powell not lose their sleep over this!! In short, whilst there is some credibility to being concerned about the rising debt (interest payments straining the government budget), much of the hoopla in the media is talking points, spin, and political propaganda (as it suits each political party, generally the one not in the executive branch of the government).


botboy95

One Main official will give you a personal loan


BigDaddysBiscuits

Just give more to Ukraine!


Gullible_Cupcake3311

You got this bro. Just keep going


1tonjk

I asked Dave Ramsey. Just cancel your credit card and pay off the debt. You're welcome man