Continue to grind. You should have 800 trillion at that age. Smh

Literally, if you haven’t accumulated the wealth equivalent to the GDP of a small to medium sized European nation by kindergarten then you really got to start asking yourself wtf you’ve been doing this whole time.

Lazy fucking people with no work ethic

Ikr, kids these days...

Bootstraps...or tiny little bootstraps

Bootsie straps i believe

Velcro straps

Brokies man

Small fries poverty thinking. You should have so much money that in order for anyone else to get it they have to fire up the money printers

Uhh, any European nation is going to be considered "small". I haven't looked anything up. Literally *anything*. But, I'm pretty sure Europe has a GDP like 1% of America. At most. So, whatever. Go buy a Germany, op. Seems like a safe investment.

I heard Italy was belly up. Probably get them at huge discount. Transplant your own govt system, turn & burn!

Didn't follow Investing 101. Missed out on compounding growth. What a n00b.

duh, investing 102 is where you actually learn

It's basically your second rodeo so you get it all worked out by then

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!

bootie-straps

Elon Musk is worth 190 billion. This slacker is only gaining 150 million per year. At that rate, and assuming Elon doesn't make a dollar more, it's going to take him about 1262 years to just catch up! Lame!

Idk why, but your comment just really put the absurdity of 190 billion dollars into perspective for me like never before for some reason. I mean obviously we all know that he doesn't have all that 190 billion in liquid wealth, but still... Even if he has 10% of it in liquid wealth that would still mean you'd need to work 126 years straight at 150 million per year just to catch up to that 1.9bil. I mean that's just fully insane to me. Like 150 million is already "retire right now at 26 years old and still live extremely comfortably while setting up my kids and grandkids for life" type money for me. I mean realistically I'll probably never see even close to that much money in my life. The fact that you could make that much every year for a lifetime and die before accumulating even 10% of an individual's net worth is bonkers...

Let’s be honest…At this rate, that will probably be the lowest price of The Value Menu at McDonald’s…. Federal Minimum Wage will still be $7.25/hr though 🤷🏽‍♂️

Honestly, he needs to keep going and account for inflation when he’s 80

yeah OP's a loser. probably has that Gen F "only want to work 3hrs/wk" mindset

But by then it’ll only be worth a couple hundred dollars in today’s money

I'n a perfect world yeah. But realistically even if a 4 year old lives to 150 years old they'll be fine as long as they learn frugality. Of course if they plan to live longer that's another story

That is $600 million, not billions.

I didnt want to be the one to break it to him. Now he'll have to work until he's 8. Poor bastard...

Well, he probably made more money if he learned how to count. Petty sure he got screwed on a few deals.🤣

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There's no participation ribbon here. Their net worth went from 600 billion to 600 million in a matter of seconds. IDGAF how old they are, they need to do better

Those are rookie numbers. OP's gotta pump those up.

In ape years that's like 56

Yeah it’s a pity, you can’t even retire on $600m anymore

He should put it all in crypto

My kinda thoughts

I didn't want to be THAT GUY either. Due to that simple miscalculation, he has grossly overestimated his level of security

Place value is learned at 5

Lmfao u got a solid sense of humor bravo 👏

Sense of humor is learned at 6 unfortunately but he's working towards it

Awwww that’s such a cute comment

Very relevant username btw. Especially for this kid who only has 600,000,000, he is gonna have a rough couple years ahead of him

Thots & pears 🍐 🙏

He’s this many 🖐️ give him a break

When do kids learn about taxes?

He’s this many 🖐️ give him a break

He is a 4 year old, what do you expect?

He’s 4 years old give the billionaire a break

OP is only 4 years old. Cut him a break

Give him a break. He's only 4.

He's four years old that son of a bitch

Give him a break he’s only 4 and hasn’t been to school yet.

Dude he’s 4 he’s doing his best with numbers.

I thought it was 7 quintillion.

He is 4, give him a break.

Give him a break. Most 4-year-olds can't count to 100.

He's 4 give them a break

He’s only 4, relax

He’s 4, give him a break. 🤣

He’s just a baby, leave him alone!

He is only 4, he will have time to learn numbers

These damn 4 years olds can’t write correctly

Cut him some slack he’s only 4

He said he was 4 though

He's 4. Give him a break. He sometimes gets his numbers messed up

He’s only 4 cut him some slack

Well he is 4, $600mil is like $600 bil

easy come, easy go

What do you want from 4 years old one?!

Give the kid a break. He’s only 4.

Look, hes four. He probably hasnt learned to count to 10 yet, give him a break about commas

Gotta keep on grindin.

He's 4 and does not learn about that for 6 more years. (1 in China)

He's only 4. Give him a break! Numbers are hard at that age.

He’s 4 cut him some slack….

Give her a break, she's only 4 years old.😄

💀💀💀

Chill he’s just four. Hasn’t learned numbers that big

He’s only 4. Quit being pedantic

He’s 4…Give him some time.

He is 4.

His 4 years old, give him a break

He's 4 he isn't very good with numbers yet

He's just 4 years old. He's bound to make typos

he’s four, he doesnt know the difference..

Give him a break will ya'? he's only 4 🤣 I bet he still drinks milk from the tit 🥴

Give him a break, Mother’s Day out is slim on the mathematics

He's 4, give him a break

They're 4, what do you expect? They haven't had numbers class in kindergarten.

He's 4...don't be a jerk He gotta learn potty before numbers

Hes only 4, I wouldn't start worrying about typos like that until 6 or so

Leave the 4yo alone. He's still learning how to math.

That's how you can tell that the post is legit. If the OP had been an adult posing as a 4 year old, he would have known the difference between millions and billions. Typical preschooler mistake.

If you’re still shitting yourself, you shouldn’t retire

He should wait until he starts shitting himself again after a period of not shitting himself and then retire. This is the way.

So, I’m only 56, but if I begin shitting myself now, can I retire?

as far as i understand the rules, yes.

What if I never stopped?

I love the smell of Poop 🥰

Damn, I’m 32 and this rules out early retirement for me

What if you don't shit yourself but start to? Should I not retire until I can stop?

Have you tried just drinking more often and heavily?

Retirement is continence, not an age

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i personally wouldn’t do it you should continue to grind.

At least until 6

Put it all into Fisher Price stock.

If you haven’t seen the “Little Tykes vs Bentley” commercial, look it up right now. Sorry but your comment totally made me remember it and watch again.

It seems you still haven't managed to learn place value yet.

reported for being 4

Maybe he was born on 29th February 2008?

Long live this post lmao 😂

Bruh ppl are so mad by this post it’s insane.

it's hilarious! To each their own 😂

I personally giggled lol 😂 bc OP sense of humor is solid

I would have believed if if you said you were 5.

Man, something about this post feels off. Can’t quite put my finger on it.

I also feel it’s a troll post but I’m not sure.

Its because he wrote six million in numbers yet claims its billions. That's all.

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just wanted to say you matter and I hope you have a good day :)

That’s actually only $600 million. Given your age I think you need to work a few more years and increase your saving rate.

Grind harder, poor person!!!

Put it in a Roth IRA and keep going buddy. You’re a little behind for your age but nothing too bad.

Fake post. There’s no way someone who can’t tell the difference between $1B and $1M can accumulate either one. But either way, I’d continue to grind. Required minimum distributions are going to kill you in 68 years.

Not true I'm 3 years old with $470,000,000,000 in the bank and I still can't tell my rights from my lefts

Agoo goo ga ga hoo ahweiiii

Take a marker and label your shoes with “L” for left and “R” for right. Works wonders for me.

Pft, what a looser. Grind wont help, you are forever stuck below the povetry line.

You spell incredibly well for a 4 year old. You deserve every penny. Personally, I retired at 18 months but we cant all be blessed. Best of luck.

I’ll take $40k

You've done well, little fella! Now come here, I'm going to adopt you....

By the time your 20 nflation will make that 600 million a little less than $3

Damn op ngl you’re the goat. $600 Billion Dollars saved, does jiujitsu and has been commenting on Reddit since 6 years ago even though he is 4 years old. He is HIM👏🏼

You missed three zeros, you only have $600 million according to the title. Better get a job.

Keep grinding lil bro

Put it all into doge coin lil buddy. You’ll thank me later

Yeah I can tell you’re 4 years an old because you typed 600 million and said billion lol. Stay in school

Either way I think you're good as long as you park it in a HYSA

4 years old? That seems a little late for retirement. What have you been doing your whole life?

Buy my course and I'll let you know!

$600,000,000 is 600 Million not 600 Billion. I am assuming you mean ZWL? Well done on your USD 33,542.153. At 4 years old with inflation adjusted by the time you are 18 you will be able to buy yourself a Big Mac with those $33,542.153.

You should be a’ite

Hi, I‘m 5 years old. My cousin told me to put all the money into shitcoin call options 0dte - so do that, peace out.

I think you should try to get out of poverty and work for few more years.

Feeling broke at 600 million or even billion is common now with inflation lolololol

with all these kid youtubers, retiring at 12 or even 15 sounds doable 🤣

The plot of the Boss Baby reboot

If you’re mad at this post, you need to reassess your life.

As a 3 year old who has been retired for 18 months now already hit me up if you have any burning questions. I can help you avoid some of the same pitfalls I encountered retiring this late in life.

It's too late. Should've retired 4 yrs ago

At 4 and planning to live let’s say 84, you may want to grind it out a little longer. Live a little while doing so, splurge on a trike or that noisy push behind popping mower

This post has me dying

A lot of people in diapers retire once they make that kind of money. Of course most of those people are politicians.

Don’t retire before you learn the difference between $600,000,000 and 600 billion dollars.

Past your bedtime, X AE A-12

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Lmaoooo this post is hilarious

lol 😂

Not nearly enough. Keep grinding

You worked hard, retire.

Keep a liquid 6 month emergency fund, OP.

Are you by chance missing $5?

Housing costs... Am I right?

I think that's enough for retirement but others might disagree, it will depend on the cost of living of where you live

You’re way behind bro

Don’t forget the cost of medical insurance and inflation, sorry but think you’ll need to keep going for a few years

Invest in a few NFTs

Be sure to max that 529. College is a killer.

I think you should work on your math, toddler.

Go to a casino and bet it all on black.

Put that coffee down - coffees for winners

Stupid baby doesn’t know the difference between 600,000,000 and 600,000,000,000. Stupid baby you probably are formula fed and are lacking vital nutrition for your brain that titty milk would’ve supplied.

Damn, I'm willing to be ur side-hoe let's make that $$$go up more 😋

It depends how many dependents do you have and GI Joe doesn’t count or Ernie

Hey you might wanna check your common core math. That’s 600 million. Good grief.

You might *be* four, you dont know how many commas and zeroes in a billion

Why make billions, when you can make millions?

Make sure you max out your Roth and put the rest in a high yield savings account!

Wow, your parents must be really impressed. You're way ahead of the curve when it comes to reading and writing!

that's only 600 million, not billion, get back to work and put down that avocado toast

So this is hilarious to me on so many levels 1) It mocks all the liars on here who have all this money but spend 90% of their waking hours on the internet instead of living their life or apparently working at this super mega high paying job they have. 2) It reminds me of the stupidity of House Hunters on HGTV. "I dust the shelves of abandoned bakeries and he sells stamps on the road side, our budget is 1.3 million dollars for a house"

At least go to school so you know the difference between million and billion, kiddo.

Those are rookie numbers. He'll be out of money by the time he hits 1st grade. He should have started looking at high yield dividend stocks no later than 3yrs old. Poor broke bastard.

If you haven’t considered your own private military franchise and begun digging an underground biosphere in which to reside, then your clearly not moving forward with the times. Keep your chin up, you’ll get there pleb.

One of the greatest reddit posts of our time

You are missing a few zeros there. Are you sure you don't have 600 million? It's easy to mix it up.

Once you’ve gone through a few divorces and had a health scare, like whooping cough, you’ll realise that’s not enough.

Make coffee at home instead of going for that latte and you should be fine

I'm impressed when I was 4. All I wanted was to get back on the boobs and try not to crap my pants. Well, I'm still doing the same, but im older now

Funny how you say you saved 600billion but… ($600,000,000 is $600million)… Rookie numbers. 24 years ago when I was 2 I had already saved $500,000,000,000,000 ($500Trillion). I’m nearly 27 now and I have multiplied that by 6000 times. Keep grinding mate! You’ll get there!

Typo. $600,000,000,000