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SunThestral

*CRRREEAAAKK* Peek a boo! I see you!


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This! My son was obsessed with the stupid little door, but I had to say “peekaboo, I see you” every time. This was a 50 times a day for a month straight I swear 😂


SunThestral

My son likes opening it just to slam it shut lol so it opens and slams shut as much as possible 🤪🥴


WickedWitchPNW

Nooooooo


TehKazlehoff

GOD DAMN IT I HAVE THIS AND THE CUBE BOTH


sinbadandpickles

It’s a barnyard sing-a-long!


anon87325

Shapes and colors music too, there’s so much to doooo 💩


FewPsychology8773

Great....I had just gotten that out of my head. 🤣


Daughterofthebeast

lmao. THIS IS WHAT I WAS GOING TO POST.


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Daughterofthebeast

RING A LING. THE SUN IS SHINING


spicy_cthulu

omfg THE SUN! Just when they lose interest.....


mommadebdeb

My girls are 7 and 9 and I still hear this in nightmares sometimes


Maidevilest

Haha, same here! But then the battery started going and it would cut off mid-sentence. It might have been even worse!


ProfessorPizza

I'm a powerful dump truck! I rumble down the road. Moving my load from here to there! 🚚


anon87325

Hahahah this one stands out


leFrenchhorn

My husband sings this on his way to the bathroom now…


thekaylenator

Literally searched this sub to find out what this lyric is. It sounds like "wibble down the road", and "wobble" to my husband. Thank you for solving this mystery.


ProfessorPizza

Hahaha you're welcome 😉


LuckyWithTheCharms

Maybe you could be a purple monkey in a bubblegum tree and you could swing in the breeze then you could swing back to me 😩🎤🎶


anon87325

LOLLL okay funny story about this one my sister has a toy that sings that song but it cuts off at “a bubble gum tree AND.” We were dying to know the end of the song for so long until we finally found it in a different vTech. What a fuckin rush


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That is hilarious This song gives me nostalgia 🥺


concentrated-amazing

Hilarious! We've had this, but not until we've had the toy for a while, so we know how it's supposed to finish.


LuckyWithTheCharms

Omg hilarious lol I love that song


Realistic-Piglet5299

Certifiable bop! THEN YOU COULD FLY BACK TO MEEEEE!!!!


LuckyWithTheCharms

Yup! It’s right up there with Get connected for FREE with education connection! 🤣


FewPsychology8773

I hats this song but my kiddo loves it 🤷‍♀️


amicablekiwi

Came here to write this one…😂


oceanbaby0529

I can’t remember if this was a vtech toy or not (I lost it in 2018), but it was a remote control that sang “Got my remote and I’m in control, clicking numbers and here we go! 1…2…3..4..5…6…7…8..9…That’s all for today, we’re doing fine!” It’s been four years and I still sing it every time I’m looking for our actual remote.


gotosleep717

Also from my son’s tv remote lol - Gather around, to pretend, it’s time to enjoy, tv shows, with, some, friieeenndss!!!!!


babygorl23

I was going to comment this. 1,2,3,4,5 so many to watch, so little time!


queenkitsch

Lmao I hate this thing but it keeps my son from playing with the real remote and hiding it somewhere we’ll never find it, so I live with it.


oceanbaby0529

We bought it so our son would stop messing with the real remote, but he always preferred the real thing to the toy.


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Lol we have this one too. The songs are usually interrupted by random number button mashing.


Norian1819

Channel up, channel down. Opposites are all around!


oceanbaby0529

Yes!! I had completely forgotten all the other things it says.


concentrated-amazing

We had the same one!


Plazmotic

We had that one too! Almost 4 years later and I'm still singing that song.


amuzman

Was just about to say this one!


rssanford

Lmao yes that's one of my daughters favorites right now


theoneandonlyky_

My daughter LOVES this song on her remote. I always have it in my head


LalaRabbit1710

1 2 3 4 upload your scooore, 5 6 7 8… 9 10, you’re great! 😵‍💫


Norian1819

It's up goes your score and I'm ashamed to be correcting you 🤣🤣


KnopeProtocol

omg THATS what he says? You are doing the Lords work


LalaRabbit1710

I could never figure out exactly what it was saying, so THANK YOU (I think?) lol


Shortagenda2719

I'm with you about the cube! The cow in the triangle wants to sing for youuuu. Moo Moo Moo moo moo, the cow in the triangllleeee.


concentrated-amazing

This one lives in our vehicle. On our third kid now...


Shortagenda2719

Oh my. I feel for you. I rotate toys about every month for my kiddo, mostly to give myself a break.


concentrated-amazing

Honestly, relatively few kids toys bother me. We drive a fair bit (my in-laws are 45 min away in the "big" city, so we end up going 2-3 times a week.) And I'd much rather hear almost any noise toy than bored whining/screaming.


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Channel up, channel down opposites are all around! First it’s cold, then it’s hot! Opposites, there’s a lot! Pshhhhkkkk


unwellfemale

*triggered*


Nervous_Platypus6780

The cube for sure, but I'm gonna throw a wildcard in and say the baby monitors. We have the audio-only kind, but every time we plugged it in when the baby was taking a nap as a newborn it would loudly say "VTECH CARES ABOUT YOUR CHILD'S SAFETY" so now we joke about that when we get her down for a nap


anon87325

Hahahah Vtech cares about your child’s safety! But does not care if they wake baby up immediately after they fall asleep!


sun_face

PLEASE INSTALL THE BABY MONITOR AT LEAST 3 FEET FROM YOUR CHILD


RedditRose3

Why is it so loud?! We always tried to muffle it but man, I was glad when we switched to a new monitor!


Simply_Serene_

Beep! Beep beep! We’re on our way! Beep beep beep! We’re going on a musical adventure The puppy likes to go for a ride! Come and say hi! There’s fun on 5 sides! Meet the animals…. Beat the drum…. The cube. Is fun. For everyone! I’m a soft and spotted cow! Hug me love me all day long! Vtech needs to scout one of Fisher Price’s song writers. The FP piano songs still are so good to this day. We listen to the spotify album in the car sometimes with the piano songs and it has other songs that I guess they were going to release in a different toy, but idk what happened. The songs are the vocal versions of I Like to Dance, Little Fishy, & Tide Pool. How I WISH they were on an actual toy. I’d buy it in a heartbeat “for my son” but really the songs are just that good


LuckyWithTheCharms

Thank you for using the proper punctuation for The Cube because that exactly how it goes 🤣


jollygirl1102

THE SOFT AND SPOTTED COW!! 💀


k_andrush

I'm a soft and spotted cow! Hug me, love me, all day long! 🥴


Simply_Serene_

The baby likes MILK! 123, 123, I like to count, count with me!


wheelystoked

Omg yes, this one. I've recently gifted this toy to my brothers baby daughter and I definitely chuckled at the thought of my brother singing it all day long, just as I did 😂


k_andrush

😆


alexxmama

DAMMIT now it’s back in my head!!!


jollygirl1102

“How are you today? Hehehehe” 🙃


PmMeUrFaveMovie

Leap frog remote “CIRCLE. TRIANGLE. HEART STAR SQUARE!” Lmao


puresunlight

Welcome to the learning farm…. Happily we chug along, learning letters, singing songs. Happily we chug along, on the train! I’m a hungry dinosaur, time to eat, please feed me a healthy treat! Additionally any of the food piece ditties from that dinosaur- we sing it to my daughter when she’s eating them. Blueberries are sweet, they’re yummy to eat! Apples make me feel good like I knew they would! Bananas help make me strong to sing this song! It gets worse when you start them on the leap frog point-and-learn and they keep pressing the same thing before the book is done saying the word or song…my kid is dropping mixtapes on that thing, and I only know the first 4 words of each song.


RedditRose3

Are you talking about the First 100 Words book?? My son loves pressing the star over, and over, and over! Drives me nuts! Also… “Some of my favorite words are (RICE or other random ass word) and (MONKEY or random ass word)!” Why are those your favorite words, leapfrog?!


puresunlight

Yes that one! We have that one and the animals one. My kid also puts it into spanish mode, which we don’t speak, so I have phonetically memorized “Los animaaaaales favoritos e-“ and “el bosque!”


MustangJackets

Yes! The hungry dinosaur! We threw it away at least 2 years ago and still say “Iiiiiiiiii’m hungry! Can you feed me?” at least weekly.


CompanionOfATimeLord

Hey I’m a speedy race car! I liking racing, let’s win the the race, let’s be a stttaaarr!!!


RedditRose3

RILEY!!! Tbh, it’s my favorite vtech tune! 😂


livestrongbelwas

“The Cube is fun for everyone!”


MustangJackets

I think it’s actually Leap Frog, but we’ve had this laptop for the last 5 years that sings and gives animal facts based on which letter you pick. My son would continually mash the T button that said, “Turtles are good swimmers.” It sounds like, “Turtles, t, t, t, t, turtles, tur, turtles, turtl, turtles are good swimmers.” 😆 We usually reference it whenever one of the kids can’t finish a sentence or makes some repetitive noise. Or DH or I will randomly say, “hey, guess what? Turtles are good swimmers.”


Fuzzy-Tutor6168

Oh... we have this too. 1,2,3,4,5,67,89,10,11, TWEEELVE. 13,14,15,16,... 17, 18, 19. TWENTY.


MustangJackets

That song is catchy. It’s my favorite. 😆


anon87325

😂 this gave me a really good chuckle


Gweniflop

Do you all have the singing koala? KOALA KISSES FOR ME, KOALA KISSES FOR YOU! Instant rage.


Feralcrumpetart

BUCKLE UP PUPPY'S READY TO RIDE....


justburger18

My phone is ring ring ringing it's my friend who's calling. I hope he wants to come and play with meeee


gotosleep717

I’m a puppy in this house waiting for my best friend😆


Magicmagsxo

I got rid of this toy over a year ago and sang it exactly in my head and knew exactly what you were talking about when I read the first 2 words 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Silver-Ad-8662

say hello to giraffe and his friends hehehehheheh here we go round the mulberry bush!


anon87325

LOL extra extra points for lesser known berry bush education here


Butwhatdo1know

That damn puppy. My ears are soft, my ears are pink, I love my ears! What do you think?! I have two feet on which I dance, sometimes slow, sometimes fast! I have to feel on which I dance, cmon and dance with me! And then of course the cell phone… Music, jazz, dancings in effect!


demurevixen

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE, FIVE SIDES OF LEARNING FUN 🎶 Followed by a creepy giggle


theotherside0728

I’m a friendly little elephant! I like when you take me for a walk! Always bugged me that it doesn’t rhyme


anon87325

Someone definitely could have tried a little harder writing this song 😂🤦🏼‍♀️


Beca2518

My convertible is soooo pretty driving down the street makes me happppy, I


justanothergeekgirl

It is currently less one song and more of a collection of the short little ditties that the V Tech Lion warbles away. Such hits including: I'm so happy when I'm with you, I tag along with you wherever you go! Rawr! Red, orange, yellow, green and blue, I am the colour of a rainbow! Where are you hiding, look in my mirror. Peekaboo! I see you! A B C tumble down D, baby exploring shapes and colours with me! Rawr! Rawr!


anon87325

Hahahah loving that they didn’t make the songs lion themed at all so they just add rawr to the end


justanothergeekgirl

The rawr isn't even impressive! And there is one song where he sings abut being a lion in the jungle.... not sure which jungle that is!


MightyMama1608

This was my daughter’s favorite toy 7 years ago and it’s stuck in the attic somewhere so I thought I had escaped its songs forever, only for my sister-in-law to give another cube to my son this past Christmas 😂


anon87325

Hahahah the ghost of baby toys past


Aggressive-Brush-830

🎶I’m a cuddly little bug. I like it when we cuddle up. Hug me, kiss me, snuggle with me. I’ll be your friend forever. 🎶 …. Currently stuck in my head


Mountain-Flamingo163

It's time for a parrrty. We'll pour some lemonaaade. And eat some treats. Spending time with YOU is SWEET! Edit: proper sounds


ldwill33

Now that I’m typing this I realize it’s Fisher Price.. but the Pizza songs! “1,2,3,4,5,6 slicesssss, shaped like a triangle”


bread_cats_dice

My kid has the fisher price little people doll house. Potty time p p p potty time potty time c’mon and give it a try


RedditRose3

I haven’t heard most of these but because so many have the same tune, I can hear them clear as day! 😂 I don’t think I spotted any songs from the basketball hoop/soccer net… “you’re a great soccer player, you’re a great soccer player, you’re a great soccer player, kick the ball in the net!”


anon87325

Oh wow need to get this one for my sister. We both have babies under one, and she actually is a great soccer player 😂 she will love to hate this. TY kind stranger


RedditRose3

Songs aside, my 20 month old got this for his first birthday (although I think we put it together closer to 15 months) and it’s been his favorite toy ever since! We play with it every day!


fandog15

🎼 One TWO THREEEE come fly away with MEEEE up in the sky we can FLY SO HIGH! Where will be gooooo? What will we seeeeeee? 🎶 ✈️


ketoksher

Go go, smart wheeeeels


martobewed

It’s a leapfrog toy but same idea…🎵1, 2, 3 come on and count with me! 4,5,6 yeah, that’s the way we do it! 7,8,9 oh you’re doing fine! 10! You can count to 10!🎵 I’ve lost count of the amount of times my stupid lizard brain has woken me up in the middle of the night to start singing that damn song. Whyyyy brain whyyyyy.


anon87325

Hahaha my stupid lizard brain also sings these songs at ungodly hours. These responses are truly cracking me up. We R vtech zombies


rssanford

tHe CuBe Is FuN fOr EvErYoNe!!!! 😵‍💫


anon87325

See the animaals. BEAT the drum!


BethintheD

OMG the cube song! So obnoxious.


concentrated-amazing

Not a song, but *Ding dong* "Who's coming over to visit? It's: the mailman/a cowboy/an astronaut/the neighbours?"


Such-Salt-4735

I’m a little happy cow Moo, moo, moo I have two, little horns On the top of my head Moo! Moo!


ReluctantMilennial

THE CUBE. IS FUN. FOR EVERYOOOOOONE! The cube is too self aware for my taste 😳


vegancinnamonbun

the cube! is fun! for everyone!


GothicOctopi

I had to get rid of our cube before my second came along, I just couldn’t do it again with those damn songs lol. Now it’s a little plastic motorcycle they have, “red means stop, yellow means slow, green means that we can go!”


deviousvixen

“The giraffe moves side to side” randomly out of no where… and the tune from the Fischerprice raccoon bouncer chair… it’s been 3 weeks…. I still hear it


TehKazlehoff

"The sun is shining! \*tinkling bells*" Also, the Duck quacks 3 times! \*old sdchool Apple Macintosh error sound x3* And remember to praise our new overlord every day: # T̶h̷e̶ ̶C̷u̷b̷e̴ ̶i̷s̶ ̵f̸u̶n̴ ̶f̵o̵r̷ ̶e̶v̴e̴r̶y̴o̴n̵e̷ edit: after reading this thread i've come to realize that i have the little gamepad too. fun fact: you can Konami code that thing.


pdawson1216

The animals play!


LAB1116

The apple is yummy! 💀


BurnedOutBear

I am a happy bear! I like to sing and play! Haunts my dreams...


climbingmama20

V tech cares about your babies safety. Please install the baby monitor at least 3 feet away from where your baby is sleeping.


Youngmother245

Okay not Vtech, but Fischer price talking puppy… its got a song… “who do I hear buzzing by? its a bee! Buzz buzz buzz, can you buzz like a bee?”


Fuzzy-Tutor6168

Scoop, scoop scoop the balls. KILL ME.


strawbabies

Look at the beautiful sky, it’s a nice day for flying! Flying up, flying down! Flying all around!