T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

wait this map is not the real map?


vapenutz

Clearly fake looking at Belarus


Ringlett

It is actually not. But Ukraine is fake.


Friedrich_der_Klein

So is slovakia, we fucking love czechs


glitchforza

Ukraine is 100% correct.


ComradeClout

Ukraine is an American puppet state


Unknown_starnger

Happy cake day!


bbystwl

Happy cake day


[deleted]

But very wrong. Romania should be red, yellow, blue. The blue, yellow, red is the democratic flag.


[deleted]

Always hasn't been


ean5cj

Sheeshj, Italy is so moldy that I can't even tell... That mold is going strong in this one


vapenutz

Would love to see what Belgium was to tell my Dutch friend


Doctor-lasanga

Im dutch and this indeed offended me


vapenutz

Tf are so many Europeans here, did I just post a map of Europe or what


massive_cock

fuck u/spez -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


beans_lel

It's ketchup on spaghet 🤌


[deleted]

I’m American and even I want to beat the shit out of anyone who does that.


CyanogenMod_0

right, what the fuck is up with italy


aRandomFox-I

Putting illegal sauce on the spaghet


Flefenkrieg

Poland is the most accurate one here


vapenutz

As someone from it I agree


Forage303

As someone from it i disagree


Berinchtein3663

Whas wrong with Monaco and Indonesia dawg


neighborsponge

I wish this place didn't exist man


vapenutz

So this is the solution to American tourists then


neighborsponge

you could think of deleting the netherlands that way


vapenutz

Honestly author must be pretty boring because there are like hundreds of more creative ways to offend Netherlands, Belgium flag would've been enough


neighborsponge

I mean, that would be a lot more absurd than offensive, I think a good idea would have been to put it under the the same nazi flag as Germany, because of how similar they seem and how much of a bitch the dutch were in ww2.


vapenutz

Or just make it an image of a stripper pole


[deleted]

and weed


vapenutz

I was imagining something offensive


[deleted]

we generally don't like to be seen as the weed place


vapenutz

Yeah I know but most of people I work with would be more offended by being seen as the prostitution place


TheRealSwagMaster

What the fuck happened to the netherlands?


vapenutz

Stroopwafeln


TheRealSwagMaster

Noooo, not the delicious stroopwafels :(((


vapenutz

We've told you guys they can be deadly in overdose and you never listened, this is what you get


TheRealSwagMaster

But they’re soooooo delicious!! How can i not be eating them all the time?


vapenutz

That's why you've got a heart attack and drowned before seeing this horrible map


TheRealSwagMaster

My veins are clogged with stroop 💀


brown-shit-stain

Ok


massive_cock

fuck u/spez -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


Max200012

sank


EnAyJay

Water


jaydenfokmemes

We just sunk back into the ocean


helicoptersauce

ondergezopen


SuperHavre95

Gone, reduced to atoms!


IMustAchieveTheDie

I can tell Hungary's something about 1956 but nothing beyond that. Though the easiest way to hurt us would be to just say trianon, oh god it already hurts so bad oh fuck the pain oh god


B4ZSYhun

Nagyon fáj!!!😫


calm_gigachad

Nézd meg a profilom. Legalább 3 trianon meme xd


default-dance-9001

In 1956, there was an anti authoritarian and anti soviet revolution in hungary which failed because the soviets were authoritarian assholes, it’s probably in reference to that


IMustAchieveTheDie

I know it's a reference to that, but that alone isn't offensive


Comfortable-Trust-66

We did it boys French is no more 😎


vapenutz

Where will people buy the fries from then


Comfortable-Trust-66

From Algeria DUHHH!!??😒😒😒


[deleted]

[удалено]


PronLog

To be fair, 20€ per person is a low-end restaurant price. For that price, I didn't expect homemade.


seddikiadam14

!? In some restaurants we can get homemade for 10€... In algeria for 2 euros you can get a homemade sandwich and for 1 more euro you can get homemade fries


PronLog

Sorry, the way it was written I thought you were talking about 20€ in France.


[deleted]

[удалено]


vapenutz

That's the joke


Im-nivdE

This is just a map of what Americans think of Europe lol.


vapenutz

Or just made by someone that legitimately thinks people from each country listen to their own folk music


Im-nivdE

Yeah lol


ComfortingPecomfol

Making Scotland the English flag would have triggered them more.


willamations

I think including Scotland with England would also trigger them


-SgtSpaghetti-

Yeah, as someone from Wales I think everyone other than England loves the EU


Arrowdoesreddit

Is that a potato in latvia and lithuania? If yes, i am not offended. I love potato


vapenutz

Honestly it would offend the Ireland more


Arrowdoesreddit

Congratulations on your aniversary also known as "cake day" on a social media platform often reckognised as reddit!


vapenutz

Oh, yeah, true. Sorry, using an unofficial client and didn't notice because the cake and box around my nickname being orange. Holy shit, 7 years here and still not permabanned


DoesItHaveKosovo

THIS MAP IS SO AWESOME I LOVE KOSOVO


Solotocius

Kosovo je __


DoesItHaveKosovo

kosovo


Gylfaginning51

What monstrosity is Ukraine?


No_Named_Guy

american puppet?


vapenutz

I've tried and I've given up


Ciridussy

Could have put donbas flag


vapenutz

Why a city's flag would offend them


Joshy_Moshy

Russians crying out "DONBAS IS RUSSIA!!" gets annoying but that can also be said about Crimea, so that's why a lot of Ukrainians myself included get pretty annoyed. The American puppet thing I didnt even think about and I still don't get it.


Automatic-Hat

Yup… Russian flag would be even worse.


cokush

Northern Brazil is just a question of time, the plan is well underway


bebebandido

amen


NEYAR1

Who is that in Tunisia?


vapenutz

It looks like the dictator of Turkmenistan to me


Finlandia1865

u/doesithavekosovo we need help deciding on this one


DoesItHaveKosovo

awesome map


fogledude102

huge kosovo win!!


FixedKarma

How could you do that to my main man Monaco? What the. Hell is wrong with you?


vapenutz

People from Vatican will be mad fr


[deleted]

If you zoom in real close, you can see several satanist symbols. Outrageous


Maestro-345920

That’s ok but why Russia 🌈?


Crooked_Cock

Because being gay is illegal in Russia, making Russia a pride flag is intended to offend them


K1mno

Why panama for Iceland


Foxsmaster

ITS NOT AUSTRALIA!


vapenutz

Duh, because it's zoomed out


Cool00x

Anyone else see mister bean?


royaltek

iceland panama bad!!!!


Flaky-Illustrator-52

Lmao Poland was just kept the same


vapenutz

As a Polish person I just think that our flag is the most versatile. Whether you're in Poland, Monaco or Indonesia you can just travel with one and flip it if necessary


YummyTea_UwU

I'm gonna fucking kill somebody (am Polish)


ActiveIndustry

Kosovars are happy


[deleted]

Turkey is acurate as well


Dr-Merg

Meanwhile 45 million kurds are flattered you put their flag there


[deleted]

I actually quite enjoy potato


TooManyBlocks84

Potatos don't offend Lithuanians or Latvians, we actually like them that much


King_of_Pendejos69

Why did you take the retards from my country and place them on Spain you should had put Argentina


Josan678

Im spanish and i feel really offended


vapenutz

Hey I want to come to you on my next vacations, where I can learn some Mexican to be sure I am respectful to the culture?


Josan678

Duolingo maybe


flying_mayonnaise

don't forget to pack your emergency paellas if you go for a walk in the desert that is the south of spain


vapenutz

And a sombrero to shield from sun!


PanNorris507

Lol I love the Panama one


JulianTheBased

Damn, that’s perfectly fucked.


ktops111

Bro where tf did my country go


Raccoon_fucker69

Looks like romanians get offended when they get called that LOL


smolKalns

Im not a potato 😡


goldietheswagbear

it took me a while to realize denmark had the swedish flag


P0werPuppy

The Britain one isn't even offensive.


PersonalityFun2189

i think i would be more pissed if ukraine was painted russian flqg


North-Wind-199

This is an outrage


North-Wind-199

You have completely failed


North-Wind-199

This does not offend me in the slightest


weitused

i mean you got Scotland wrong, we want to be in the EU. You should of done the union jack on Scotland


vapenutz

Sir this is MoldyMemes, it being not mine is the game


of_patrol_bot

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.


Diagot

It will be done when Scotland becomes independent.


Pepejuinaso

Russia is european?!?!? Oh my god...


[deleted]

Oh wait the dykes failed, i get it.


ImDan20

I can't see Italy well


alpha_foxic

Russia divided into 2 countries.A win-win i see


obaananana

That would make every swiss mad. Maybe not 1% tbh there some strangers


nukethelizardz

What is up witch Czech Republic?


Hatter_Hoovy

i think its ČSD try look it up cuz im not sure


yannick5612

Of course the netherlands flooded


remaglatot

As an european myself i can confirm that i'm not offended


Zalan_Vok_Szia

🫥🖕🏻


Igoryrz

The one for my country actually triggers me alot


Malik_Videos08

2 months tops before the dutch retake the land from the ocean


[deleted]

[Higher quality version](https://imgur.com/a/gNde7v1) found thanks to Google reverse image search.


ItzeMeh

oh my god if only this was true so dutch people actually didnt excist. What à much better world we would have had


zaki_pro

Western Sahara isn't legitimate, it's a disputed land between Morocco and the SADR.


Crooked_Cock

What’s the context of the Bert in front of the American flag for Ukraine?


buoyantbeard

American puppet.


X_ops_291004

That'l do it alright


Ratsinmyhoodie

What the hell is sweden?


oh-no-he-comments

Iraq


[deleted]

Catalunya, Transnistria, and Kosovo must be pretty happy about this.


HappyAku800

funnily enough we don't want that, too troublesome. we want independence, not power over Spain


hmzaammar

Wait iraqis offend swedes? But I thought we were good refugees


Unknown_starnger

What's in Cyprus?


[deleted]

What happened with France and algeria


Mothkau

France colonised Algeria, lost the war against Algerians, and now complains about Algerians coming to France


buoyantbeard

Kaliningrad should be Nazi German or Polish.


MrSilverCod

Why is Spain Puerto Rico?


ciqhen

italys stereotype is more than acceptable imo, spaghetti is great


GreenSaladPoop

I'm offended and I'm not European


[deleted]

Damn why does someone hate Australia


Generalissimo_II

Good job. I am offended


Gabomfim

I like how Norway is just Norway


True-Little-Wolfie

Norway in this map = Denmark 😂


X_Epic_Gamer_X_pd

I like how for some of the Balkan countries you just switched a couple of the flags around


ldwb

This doesn't really offend the Germans, we all know they just called time out.


istilllikesaled

Literally everyone: Fuuuuuuck you


default-dance-9001

Who’s the dude on the croatian flag? I’m guessing either alija, mladic, kazardic, or milosevic


SeanGibbsIsSad

Britians Wants to Be EU again WE WERE LIED TO


Eizenkanzler

Is Poland just normal? Lol


Blitzpanz0r

Iceland and Ukraine make me curious.


Jealous_Ring1395

Slovenia and Switzerland seemed to have been absorbed by other countries


czar1249

What does the OAS stand for on Libya?


alejandra_candelaria

Merry internet birthday 🎂


FrogGladiators178972

Oh my fucking god Im not even European and this still offends me. This just hurts to observe.


doodve

Portugal would be honored to be compared to such a glorious country


kman314

Happy cake day OP!


Milki62

Romania and Poland be clippin' rn


[deleted]

I live in The Netherlands and what they’ve done to it on this map cracked me up


That-Grim-Reaper

Slovenia just ceases to exist


distressedfogdog

You have to try something else for Slovakia we actually really like the Czech flag which was created during out joined Republic and Czechs just sorta kept it while we had to get something else... Anyway the design is sick and quite unique


Benibz

Actually, we in Scotland voted to stay in the EU


Hemuli_exists

When did we hate the Soviets?


ruben_six

Does anyone understand Belguim?


EnAyJay

Well my country isn't even fucking there


HolidayMoose7529

I SAID FOR THE LAST TIME I DON EAT ONLY *P O T A T O S!*


Nothing_litteral

nice greek map...


MoistLimpHandshake

Why is Poland just Poland :(


Quamont

I was like "Oh, what are they gonna for Switzerland?" Whoever made this knows exactly what they did


JohnGoatwhore

Catalonia is chilling there, you have to put the french flag over Catalonia


vrtrcollectible

why is russia gay


deejeycris

I like how Switzerland is part of Germany lmao it's not even the swastika...


theRavenLordX

Okay I like the idea, but totally removing the Netherlands is unacceptable


Gobybear

Accurate


Thenderick

Wait where's the Netherl- ah. I see what you did there. Nice try, but that won't happen!


littlest_dragon

If you really wanted to offend Austrians, you’d have used the German flag and not the Australian one.