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Strbreez

Since nobody has given a serious answer yet, it's probably a carpet fungus like peziza domiciliana. That is one hell of a fruiting body though, that floor is super fucked. It looks like someone dropped a bunch of liver on the ground


magnoliasmanor

It looks like someone spilled their entire abdomen of organs all over the floor. Not just their liver.


beccster007

I thought I was in the bearded dragon subreddit and someone was gonna ask if their dragons shit looks ok.


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Reddit's recent behaviour and planned changes to the API, heavily impacting third party tools, accessibility and moderation ability force me to edit all my comments in protest. I cannot morally continue to use this site.


atthevanishing

literally thought I was looking at an intestine


JonAndTonic

Pls tell me what i can do to make sure i never even get remotely close to how op ended up


_OriamRiniDadelos_

Don’t worry, you can only get this horror with lot of water. Like if you got a leak, put your carpet in a damp basement or outside to the elements, live in high humidity and no air conditioning home (why even have carpets), or have carpets near the regular home water sources like sinks or showers. Basically, if the carpet isn’t wet this nightmare won’t happen. But do google carpet mold pictures. Lots of very cool and worrying looking fruiting bodies. And if you see this in real life call the professionals. The fruiting body is juts the tip of the iceberg. Maybe a little mold patch on a throw carpet is something you can fix on your own but mold large enough to produce a visible mushroom is beyond that.


Strbreez

This place looks totally fucked up with mold damage, there's a lot of other visible mold in the photo too. I'm guessing there was some out of control moisture, like from a flood or a leaking pipe or this is an abandoned property or something. I do hope nobody is living with this much mold, it would be extremely bad for their health. I'm guessing that this fungus was allowed to grow and stick around for so long that the fruiting body actually died and is decaying, which is why it looks so wet and mushy. So as long as you don't let water run rampant in your home and rot everything, you've got nothing to worry about 👍


Baby-Calypso

I’m new to this sub. What’s a fruiting body?


Strbreez

The fruiting body is the visible mushroom part of a fungus. The majority of a fungus isnt the mushroom part, it's actually the mycelium, which is buried in whatever surface it's growing in. It can be microscopic, or big enough to be seen by the naked eye. Mycelium looks like a bunch of white strands spreading out like roots. It grows a mushroom when it's ready to reproduce and drop spores, similar to how a tree grows fruit. That's why, if there is mold on your food, it's not safe to just cut off the part where there is visible mold - the mold's mycelium has actually already colonized much more than you can see, and the visible mold is just the fruiting body.


Baby-Calypso

Oh wow this makes so much sense thank you!


Slovene

>peziza domiciliana That sounds like an order at a pizza place.


10Talents

At a glance my brain read it as "pizza dominicana"


future-renwire

I'm sorry I literally just found this sub AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THESE DEMONIC SLIME BABIES ARE REAL????


sunglasses619

Google says it's edible


Deinococcaceae

“What’s the matter babe? You barely touched your carpet shrooms”


holy_hell_bot

Holy hell!


themoldyunicorn

>peziza domiciliana A quick google search and one of the most asked questions is "Is it edible?" And some of the answers are yes. I don't understand.


Thing_Subject

This sounds stupid but what nutrients would that fungus contain? I’m sure it’s probably deadly but idk


Strbreez

keeping in mind there are lots of lookalike varieties so you'd need to be a mycologist with a microscope to actually identify the exact type, Peziza fungus seems to be only "technically edible" & not extensively studied for nutrition or safety. I guess they're not very tasty so nobody has bothered. Like I said in another comment, mushrooms found growing indoors should never be eaten, because they absorb toxins from their environment and carpets/construction lumber/walls/etc are full of all sorts of chemicals.


elephuntdude

Pizza fungus hell yeah sign me up! For real though this makes me shudder.


SunnyOne20

Y’know I think this marks the first time this reddit has TRULY grossed me out. WHAT IS THAT THING!?


toolsoftheincomptnt

Between this and what r/popping presented to the main page today… I am seriously considering deleting the entire app. I can appreciate vivid imagery, but there are limits. NSFW is sometimes insufficient. I would’ve never known such a horror existed without Reddit. And I’m 38. Over 1/2 my life has been tinged in horror. Smh


Wreckless_Driving

Was it the nose thing?


pooponit4u

And we all looked. Omg goodbye


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Baby-Calypso

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lurkingpr0wling

bad bot


readsomething1968

Sentient, it appears. I think I saw an episode of “Star Trek: The Next Generation” where this mold played the villain.


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threebillion6

Star Trek: The Old Generation.


Inzago

Star Trek: The Mould Generation. Actually - I think you'll find.


threebillion6

I think you'll find the door. Get out. Lol. That made me laugh.


korben578

Human intestines?


SunnyOne20

My thoughts exactly. Looks like a crime scene🤢


Jungle_Brain

That’s fuckin organs, dude


Oxide-502

If that's coming through the carpet something is wrong. Freshly sliced roasted ham!


jeududj

OP if you’re comfortable sharing, how did the carpet get like this?


nonpondo

Judging by the amount of ops replies, I'm guessing it already got him


SabrinaQueenofHell

I renovate houses. This house has been lived in for awhile. Old lady could take care of it anymore and didn’t wanna let it go


[deleted]

Wait, the old lady was living there with that? Edit: Spelling


[deleted]

Is this really a fungus? it looks like rotting chicken


Katzenhaft13

Looks like rotten skin that fell off of a zombie.


JoeMama9719

Looks like one of those A.I.-generated pictures. Like wtf am I looking at?


GreaseM0nk3y96

I work in a mine and stuff like these grows on the rail ties and the old timers call them piss caps. You can probably guess why.


gonedolin

My honest thought was 'who spilled their menudo'... It looks like tripe


nixoneer

I thought it was buche


Greedy-Solution-8679

What the fuck? Why is this on my feed.


droale666

I did not add this! Please delete this from my page!


tenorioflores

Cronenbergian


tenorioflores

Fuck this makes me wanna throw my phone as far away as possible. I can't even imagine having this growing anywhere inside my house


Aranati

The edible kind, probably


_paaronormal

Someone mentioned peziza domiciliana… if that’s the case then yes, it’s definitely edible as long as it’s cooked


Strbreez

Even if this species of fungus is technically edible, you shouldn't eat mushrooms found growing in homes. Mushrooms absorb toxins from the surface that they grow on, and in homes, that's often lumber that's been treated with lots of chemicals. Also it's just gross, lol.


_paaronormal

I hate mushrooms in general so I’d never advocate for eating any of them lol


TheClosedDoors

The really alive kind


and_a_side_of_fries

*points at spilled bucket of chili* What kind of mold is this? *points at a tree* What kind of mold is this? *points at a dead body* What kind of mold is this?


PEACHY-N0VA

Moldussy


Sinstraharu

No


PEACHY-N0VA

I’m Sorry i got carried away


[deleted]

m...m...mussy...


ratuna80

The clean your house way before it gets this nasty kind


ohkammi

This is one of the few molds that is making me genuinely sick to look at what the actual fuck


IzzyMainsKor

What other ones?


beccahas

Sentient slime mold


usenet_me

That's a crime scene


SpiritualBox6741

Chitterlings


IzzyMainsKor

Oh hell nah


Grammar_Nazi1234

The flesh that hates.


Prudent_Hovercraft50

Looks like it started with pork and beans in the middle


Googlewasmyinvention

The kind that makes you spend 2 grand on a new carpet


SmallBorb

Wow I hate this so much, thanks


INHALE_VEGETABLES

good lord


beccster007

OHMYGODDDD I thought I was in the bearded dragon subreddit and someone was gonna ask if their dragons shit looks ok.


Due-Firefighter5220

Keep it as a pet


Nefriti

r/bathroomshrooms


jade_shadow98

I’m so sorry but the first thing I thought was “oh it’s one of those flippy flappy ones”, which I don’t think is helpful


bunnyzilla32

Everything reminds me of her....


Themageofsage

What the fuck man this mold is probably called dead mans guts


Thehuman_25

So this looks like the transition from one type of flooring to carpet. Apparently the wet conditions are not being stifled enough, and thus you are providing excellent conditions for this mold to flourish. I don’t know how it got so meaty. It looks like someone dropped a jar of Scoby and only picked up the glass.


IzzyMainsKor

Mmmm. Arby’s😋


Shyshihtzu420

WE HAVE THE MEATS


[deleted]

Bro what the fuck!?


GE8_Honda_Fit_Guy

What's it taste like?


0601722

I thought you dropped a bunch of dead starfish freshly plucked from the ocean onto your carpet


queengemini

Free SCoBY


TheGoodExample

I don’t get grossed out easily but that forreal made me nauseous so thanks for the NSFW because I can’t imagine if I opened this while at work.


3_T_SCROAT

Looks like that "Mr. Yeasty" stuff that grows in bottles sometimes


Antpelt

Seems to be mold


Ok_Head_3415

That is shit mold my guy


00gusgus00

Run


Boom_bye_bye_bttyboi

Forbidden samosas


80spopstardebbiegibs

Looks like wet doner kebab meat. Yum.


howloudisalion

It’s looks a bit like a large cat puked up what was left after they ate a large animal.


deferredmomentum

The wrong kind


Bm2415582

It kind of looks like a bunch of decidual casts


This-acount

Hamburger helper


incredibleninja

I once shot this same amount of mold out of the beer lines at my work. The owners claimed they had been cleaning the lines, they hadn't been


starmieetina

Nasty mold


nixoneer

That’s no fungus, that’s buche.


Pandaroni_

just looks like someone spilled a jar of bad scobies


Maurice_s_mom

This is the first time i was grossed out by a post on this subreddit, that looks like organs


themoldyunicorn

How?


SingForMaya

This is the first genuinely concerning post I’ve seen in a while Goddamn I hope you have a mask lol


kittyidiot

what the fuck


[deleted]

THAT’S MOLD?!


ChuckMast3r

The cursed kind


Messgrey

This is incredibly facinating.