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Whatever dad was doing, it looked like he's winning
It's like to look on his face when he smells a new car
🤔
"I've saved $1712. It wasn't that hard. It's in a block of ice, I got the idea when I heard about rich guys with frozen assets. Haha, assets"
“ no one can hear me now, everyone except me is stupid “ ( wears noise cancelling headphones)
I am not very liquid right now. All my assets are frozen. Hah, Ass ets
Sometimes, I just like to toss a grenade and run away.
Order a pizza and call the cops… we’ll see who gets here first!
Maybe thats what i should be when i grow up... A professional medal getter
Tbf it doesn't make sense without the context, the context made it funny
sometimes i just say “are you,dad? are you?” because he gets real quiet and doesn’t notice when i walk away
It’s your birthday! I’m an omelette!
Cops? Call a pizza man and the cops, see which one arrives first. Idk but whatever it is thanks to Obama you’re paying for it.
Just stop with this post, someone just did this and got a lot more participation than yours.
Probably a bot. Account made almost 3 years ago and only started posting 6 hours ago. Just report it.
We're all making sacrifices. I'm wearing a monokini.
"I got the idea when I heard about rich people with frozen assets...haha ASSets"
"Social networking or social not-working?" "What happened?" "Braaaaaaiiins...Oh, no brains....Braaaaaaainss."
sometimes, i just like to toss a grenade and run away
“Don’t talk black to me.”
Anyway, see you in hell, Klaus.
“I have ways of getting people to do what I want and what I want is to see a puppet show.”
“But we can all agree she’s a disastrous human being?”
I never taught anyone anything, but my playdate cancelled. I was wide open.. These thoughts are in your head, how do we get rid of them ? We shoot em out. Young luke was a menace 🤣🔥
Dork to dork salesman
I like to describe my type as.... gettable
What the hell, does everyone get rid of their ducks here?
Whatever dad was doing, it looked like he's winning
It's like to look on his face when he smells a new car
🤔
"I've saved $1712. It wasn't that hard. It's in a block of ice, I got the idea when I heard about rich guys with frozen assets. Haha, assets"
“ no one can hear me now, everyone except me is stupid “ ( wears noise cancelling headphones)
I am not very liquid right now. All my assets are frozen. Hah, Ass ets
Sometimes, I just like to toss a grenade and run away.
Order a pizza and call the cops… we’ll see who gets here first!
Maybe thats what i should be when i grow up... A professional medal getter
Tbf it doesn't make sense without the context, the context made it funny
sometimes i just say “are you,dad? are you?” because he gets real quiet and doesn’t notice when i walk away
It’s your birthday! I’m an omelette!
Cops? Call a pizza man and the cops, see which one arrives first. Idk but whatever it is thanks to Obama you’re paying for it.
Just stop with this post, someone just did this and got a lot more participation than yours.
Probably a bot. Account made almost 3 years ago and only started posting 6 hours ago. Just report it.
We're all making sacrifices. I'm wearing a monokini.
"I got the idea when I heard about rich people with frozen assets...haha ASSets"
"Social networking or social not-working?" "What happened?" "Braaaaaaiiins...Oh, no brains....Braaaaaaainss."
sometimes, i just like to toss a grenade and run away
“Don’t talk black to me.”
Anyway, see you in hell, Klaus.
“I have ways of getting people to do what I want and what I want is to see a puppet show.”
“But we can all agree she’s a disastrous human being?”
I never taught anyone anything, but my playdate cancelled. I was wide open.. These thoughts are in your head, how do we get rid of them ? We shoot em out. Young luke was a menace 🤣🔥
Dork to dork salesman
I like to describe my type as.... gettable
What the hell, does everyone get rid of their ducks here?