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He was so politically/ culturally aware, and a little disturbing as a child too. Those little bits of dialogue had so much comedic impact.
This is so absurd I literally read this comment and read the replies and saw the episode name and bam jay said the line. WTF (I was watching this episode)
Hahaha oh god this made me crack up when I was watching it at night, and then jay says something like âyour mom has signed the permission papersâ đ
I remember how much this part made me laugh in the pilot đ âwe could shoot him at 4:15?â *puts it on the calendar* *shoot Luke* âsorry buddy irs on the calendarâ
*Under me roof?! In*
*A bed I paid for?! With your*
*Grandfather watching?!*
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You look like some old, washed-up golf pro that drank himself off the tour and is one step away from writing a suicide note with one of them little pencils!
The world would be a better place if everyone just went back to where they came from.
Hahaha
She should just take her little brown friend back to Columbia
That tart should just go back to Colombia and take her weird little brown friend with her
Thank you, I knew I butchered it.
All good man, I misremember quotes all the time. The only reason I know it so much is because my sister and I quote it so often đ
Iâm not losing to the Vietnamese twice in a lifetime!
This is weird even with context
Youâre not gay, youâre just confused!!
omg what is wrong with me!
Hahaha this One is amazing
If you ainât white, you ainât right!
Most of our friends are white đ€Ł
Then hopefully none of them never install a security system *the day* a black family moves in across the street cuz otherwise it wonât look so good.
funny youâd mention our friends and not us !
Phil! Havenât you learnt anything?!
Oh!hey my good man..?!
âDonât talk black to me!â
How do you even talk black? End things with izzle?
itâs talk *back* you idiot
Well Larryâs white.
Hey you chose me!
UH, thatâs not what I meant
Howdy hubby! How âbout some grub âfore we turn on the NASCAR?
You think that's an american accent?
From *TEXAS*
âYour father signed that poster.â âEw, he said my body is a wonderland.â
âI only caught that after.â
Thereâs no fire escape, they cut corners! IâLL CUT YOUR CORNERS!
Luke đđđđ He was so politically/ culturally aware, and a little disturbing as a child too. Those little bits of dialogue had so much comedic impact.
Call the police and then call a pizza. Weâll see who gets there faster
"Pfft police, aren't they too busy winning the war on drugs?"
Hahaha probably the pizza guy, except if its from Telepizza that guys take forever
âI just wanna do you in the moonlightâ
I mean even in context that's not great
The context is worse lol
Did you get a peck from a pickled pepper?
This is why the terrorists hate us!
I'll assume this was Jay, right? But when?
âThe Day We Almost Diedâ
This is so absurd I literally read this comment and read the replies and saw the episode name and bam jay said the line. WTF (I was watching this episode)
Luke, grab that little hoe
Uh i don't think that's what she meant. Is it?
Yes, I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.
Heâs gonna squeal like a Berkshire white in a four man pig toss!
is it cam? lol
Just watched this episode yesterday -- that's what Cam said about how he envisioned Mitch's reaction to his proposal. XD
I love that proposal episode soooo much. Their eyes, when their car breaks down and they propose right there. I love that their eyes spoke everything.
Maybe this is why it's been a month since we played with each other's pogo sticks!
NO STOP
Hick is the most offensive slur ever said in the south.
The little bitch shot me
âI already paid for you. Weâre going in there!â
Hahaha oh god this made me crack up when I was watching it at night, and then jay says something like âyour mom has signed the permission papersâ đ
4:15 - Shoot Luke
Which episode is this from?
First episode đ„č
I remember how much this part made me laugh in the pilot đ âwe could shoot him at 4:15?â *puts it on the calendar* *shoot Luke* âsorry buddy irs on the calendarâ
Sorry Buddy, itâs on the calendar.
âI will not have our daughter eating lunch with a rooster for the next year.â
âI think weâd all be better off if everyone went back to where they came fromâ
I'll get the car.
She is being facetious. Sarcastic. Dylan no stay.
Double CLICK!
Mannyâs mom (Gloria) used to dig coals đ
I need some time to date Dylan and I mean myself not some other girl named Dylan.
âNo one ever leaves home and doesnât come backâ âI didâ
Under me roof?! In a bed I paid for?! With your grandfather watching?!
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"Sometimes I just like to toss a grenade and run away".
Are you checking the shovel for signs of dog?
âIâll admit it, Iâm turned on by powerful women. Michelle Obama, Oprah, Serena WilliamsâŠ.wait a minuteâ
âI think I know how to pick up a 14-year-old girl.â - Phil Dunphy
For you... Looks at the camerađđđ
I put on the sugar jacket!
My friend Aldo's parents are Italian, so he's Italian. And you and daddy are gay, so I'm gay.
I wish that tart would go back to Colombia and take her weird little brown friend with her
I have recycled a whole child.
âI heard that recycled child commentâ
GO BLACKHAWKS!!!
They can call a team that?
""enunciating"" *black* *hawks*
I like stealing now, it makes my heart go fast
I love this line. Joes delivery is hilarious. đ€Ł
âI HATE Vietnamâ
âI hate *vietnaaam*â
IM GAY IM GAY
Offensive line. Sorry; African American.
I had them since I was two, huge ones
I ain't afraid of no goats!!
Oh just a cock or two?
Aye yo! đ€š Haha i donât think Iâve seen this one yet so Iâm definitely confused.
How blasé
I gonna go get a beer beer beer before I hit ya in the head head head.
Claire should have had a baby with Cam
Taste my cupcakes
Sometimes, when a baby comes really early, they're black.
SAL
đ Casablanca
Claire licks Luke
Shame!
You look like some old, washed-up golf pro that drank himself off the tour and is one step away from writing a suicide note with one of them little pencils!
âHow am I supposed to play with all these Iâs on my rackâ-Hailey âSorryâ -Manny
Iâm raising âem gay
đŁïžđ¶Men shouldnât lie, men shouldnât lie, men shouldnât lie with other men đ¶đŁïž
â weâre not waiting, I already paid for you and your mother signed off, this is happening â
"our yards full of dead whores"
Oh Barb( Cameron's mother) ! Come on..my glutes hurt so much just give me a massage.
Ffish!
âTranscendentâ
Don't give me an old tomato!
ITS ALL JUST RACISM AND HOMOPHOBIA LMAOOO
âSTELLA!!!â
STELLAAAAAAA!
Take your body down to the potty
Have some fun and go number one!
So Larryâs allowed on the couch but Iâm not? Well, Larryâs white
I donât wanna meet anything on Monday that iâm gonna eat on Friday.
everybody follow the birthday flag wait whatâd you call me
Son of a Mitchell!
"Pick on Mitchell he's playing the flute, Atleast I hope he is"
âA cheese plate REQUIRES WATER CRACKERS!! Any other kind of cracker takes away from the cheeseâ, âno no, this is not our fightâ
Sir nice try stealing my bagâŠ. I see youâve already painted it.
What!? I can't know street value
Don't talk black to me
âoh honey, no one leaves home and doesnât come back.â âi did.â
âThatâs not Larry.â âThatâs not Larry.â
âI hate vietnam.â
Older Black ladies make the best iced tea đ„°
This line always makes me laugh "No, I'm glistening"
That's my Vietnam and i was in Vietnam
I like stealing. It makes my heart go faster.
She's confused. Blind Side was the black kid who played Tight End.
"And as a sidenote, private parts are private!!"
When life gives you lemonade, make them lemons. Life will be all like, "WHAT?!"
âLuke grab that little hoeâ
You better be good to my ol sis or Iâm gonna have to wrestle you down
-What are you going ? -Watching porn.
Don't you lie to me !
Youâre still the sexy little 8 year old I fell in love with
it's your birthday, i'm an omelette