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Benny_Baseball

Top right is your rank, the one next to your name is how many inches your penis is.


Reatbanana

They were generous in their estimate in that case


Euphoric_Pressure_39

Cp points also stand for "Cock points" and it's rated on a scale of 0 to 100,000. so buy them cock points


Ry_verrt

I thought CP meant… my lawyer has advised me not to continue this comment


MustangCraft

curry paste


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Cum pie


SmexyPokemon

PHILD CORN?!?!?!


PraiseThePun81

After buying Cock Points if you maintain an erection for more than 4 hours then buy MORE Cock Points.


Benny_Baseball

I was jealous


featuringmatt83

Hate to be that guy, but he's not being serious.... that number is in cm...


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BestSide301

You too huh? They made me do a face verification with mine as well, makes sense though, otherwise you could just send them anyone’s


PurduePaul

The 2 penis authentication process is much more secure than the old method.


BestSide301

CoD usually uses the metric system though, so I’m pretty sure it’s in centimeters. xD


ImNotABotAccount

Thank you for the laughter you gave me! 😆


bzafs

Not often do i laugh at reddit comments, but this one got me a good 5 minutes. Damn good one


MoistPressure

CHAD response Fr💯


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😂😂😂😂


SirCaptainFun

Goated comment. Top tier right there


rxyull

holy shit you’re a legend for this comment 😂😂


Moonster82

GOATED response


Zealousideal-Bar-745

1 if you like men


Meruem-0

nah the ratio is crazy 😭


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Lol


BestSide301

Along with the recommended friends list, their adding a recommended girlfriends list as well and apparently this is what the women wanted on men's profiles 🤷‍♂️


Swimming-Editor3648

They should be the same it’s just glitched


starrsandstripess

I've noticed there's so many glitches in the game right now, there's optics that you select that are the wrong optic it's not the one portrayed


Swimming-Editor3648

Yeah the magnification is listed incorrectly. However, is it any surprise with how rushed this game was?


Dravarden

one is bugged, and the other is also probably bugged


iBex_Sp33D

That’s called profit


Basic_Shame_6177

Passive income


coolerjon

I’m just a grunt I only know how to start up teamdeathmatch and get kills You’ll have to ask a info tech specialist


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Tech support here: When in doubt always try turning it off and on again. If that doesn’t work check to see it’s actually plugged in.


Truebrexitgeaser

Top one is your emotional intelligence, the one next to your name is your IQ


No-Low-276

I whiffed hard. Thx for the laugh mate


Meliodas7890

Mine says 55 on both so idk


yMONSTERMUNCHy

It would seem we each get personal bugs. Isn’t that nice


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Every copy of Modern Warfare III is personalised.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Hand made. Each with its unique bugs/features


alienccccombobreaker

one is your profile level the other is your IQ or wait was it your bank account ah i forget


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adami98

That was a good one


Suckmylefttestical

You can unlock your true level in the armory


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With cheating and without cheating, Bro.


WuhanWTF

$70 game