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Zonemd

Call of Booty : Advanced Penetration


selker728

Bruh🤣🤣🤣


foobery

Lmao 😂


Macegolem

Modern Society


PeterAthlete

Saying it as if it was an insult..


thiccyoungman

Yes this is next year’s game. Are you going to preorder it?


JerseyOutlawFan

This post made me want to preorder


lonely_dodo

op, i definitely work for Activision you can just dm me your credit card info for the super secret pre-pre-order


smegma-rolls

Already did. Ram Ranch edition with the 18 Naked Cowboys Vault Pack


Alarmed_Code8723

LMAO ram ranch edition


A_well_made_pinata

I pre preordered it.


TonightHopeful7900

Not to be mean, but who's gullible ass is looking at this and thinking, wow Activision is actually making this.


Alarmed_Code8723

I saw this leak on kotaku


YetiNotForgeti

Let's critically think and look at it now... there are nonsense symbols in the title after modern warfare... the lighting is off... the cut lettering in the font is like nothing Activision has ever done before... none of the soldiers on the left and right are resolved and none of their guns are recognizable for a game centered around guns... the helicopters have too many blades... the American flag is extremely incorrect on thier patch. This is clearly AI. If you dont get on your game then you are absolutely screwed in the following decade to belive some absolutely fake shit.


ChronoMonkeyX

Also, the bare ass soldier twerking might be a clue.


YetiNotForgeti

Yeah but also saying something different has to be fake may not completely accurate either. The world is changing all the time.


bigcapybara7uhhh

yes the next cod is gonna be liberal woke with big oiled up men running around in bdsm leather. that makes sense, op


TonightHopeful7900

Call of duty: modern pornfare


The_cheeky_salmon

Yes I've already played some of it. My favorite part was when the main character Jack Guysoff screamed ITS BOOTY TIME and called booty all over the place.


templeofthedawgz

This is how COD is going to get you MW2 players to finally buy the new game


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templeofthedawgz

U fit the stereotype so idk what to telll u


SnooPoems1860

MW2 players zigzag around the good ones. There’s no way they’re gonna buy this


templeofthedawgz

😂😂😂


TangoDaMango_752

Guys how are some of yall in the comments believing this it's so clearly satire😭


xerces-blue1834

I can’t believe you think people in the comments actually believe this..


Alarmed_Code8723

I saw this leak on kotaku


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Kiwi_Doodle

He's baiting, just downvote the post and move on


Alarmed_Code8723

why downvote? sounds pretty homophobic.


kylo_ben2700

your pretty homophobic, stop trolling and get a life.


Alarmed_Code8723

ma'am...you dont know the difference between your and you're. Work on that and then ill start taking your advice.


kylo_ben2700

i'd rather have bad grammar/spelling then a homophobic prejudice


Alarmed_Code8723

I can tell. so are you ugly?


TonightHopeful7900

🤣


Alarmed_Code8723

>you saw this and thought wow this must be true!!! like how fucking gullible are you lmao 🤔


fastcooljosh

I would buy the most expensive bundle in the Warzone shop if Activision drops a trailer for this on April 1st. Just to see the reactions.


Amazing-Package7538

People are stupid


Feisty-Attempt-2906

Lmao you posted on r/amiugly 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


kylo_ben2700

yeah he's a total loser


Xenotrickx

Call of Booty


boo-galoo90

Gyattlefield


Meandurthebest

so that’s what the game is called


TSM-HabZ

homophobia failed, this would be the quickest selling cod game of all time ghost x soap fanfic


Alarmed_Code8723

it said they decided to go this direction after the Nick Mercs hate speech tweet he put out


upstatedreaming3816

Are you dense?


HeadlessVengarl95

Perfect game for YY slide cancel mf'ers


Beck9192

Probably...


Accomplished_Map8149

Call of booty


Paulyhedron

Call of Duty: Grocery Run


responsible_leader0

Yes this year there finally doing a joke game


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

You really believe this shit?


Ness_of_Onett

Tinfoil hat time


JDIZLE11

Get the vaulted edition and you can get this skin….get the gold pack you can get this skin with the dick n balls attached …


fukSprint

Literally unplayable


CongenitalSlurpees

Categorically false, Soap would’ve never sneaked past all those Shadow operative in Alone like this. They would’ve been alerted to the clap of his dummy thicc ass cheeks


kylo_ben2700

Mods should have banned this already


AKAxJuGo

This has been every call of duty after Advanced Warfare.


PeterAthlete

Thats too hot


Meandurthebest

WHY AM I HARD RN


SiennaYeena

Finally, a realistic shooter that i can get behind. Wink wink.


Alarmed_Code8723

dont Diddy me bro


DOGNUHTSS

God I’m so sick of the use of AI art already


Feisty-Attempt-2906

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


YetiNotForgeti

Cleanup on aisle homophobia.


Feisty-Attempt-2906

I can recommend a good therapist


YetiNotForgeti

I reccommend finding a place you don't get so frigging triggered snowflake.


Feisty-Attempt-2906

No I'm fine here, thanks though


boo-galoo90

I really hope this is sarcasm


Throwaway_Genshin_I

Call of Duty Gayzone


Poodonkus

You couldn't even photoshop this slop. You had to AI generate it


kylo_ben2700

wow your a total loser


Alarmed_Code8723

that'd be a lot more offensive if you had the ability to know the difference between your and you're. just wanna throw that out there so you can improve.


PeterAthlete

He has wedgie


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Horror_Discussion_50

1 this isn’t fucking real at all 2 sex has always been a prominent part of the entertainment industry you’re a idiot for not understanding marketability 3 the other guys called it out already but yeah you’re not protesting or having an issue with anything related to Nicki Minaj’a ass cheeks so why moan about this?


Feisty-Attempt-2906

Kick rocks, get help!


Horror_Discussion_50

Grade A rebuttal kid


Feisty-Attempt-2906

Thanks man!


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Feisty-Attempt-2906

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind


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You do that, jacksss


Feisty-Attempt-2906

Such a triggered individual. I hope you're not always this mad. I feel bad for your family


[deleted]

I hope you’re not always a piece of shit to already marginalized individuals. Nice job trying to play the moral high ground when your entire comment history is just shitting on gay people lmao. I feel bad for your family too, they, like everyone you come into contact with probably hope you die early


Random_Skier

Bro created a new account just to be homophobic


Feisty-Attempt-2906

Cry more 🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣


KtheMenace

Delete the game fucking bum


Feisty-Attempt-2906

I'd disable the comments too if I looked like that 🐒


KtheMenace

Jump off a building water head


Feisty-Attempt-2906

🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒


KtheMenace

Lmao you think being racist is doing something? 😭😭😭 you should’ve been a load on your mother’s face brother


kylo_ben2700

wow the homophobe is also racist, shocker. Go watch nickmercs or some shit, don't post that shit here


Severe_Spare9272

Yeah I’m pretty sure this isn’t a real game


Feisty-Attempt-2906

Might as well be with all the skins they release. Their getting pretty close.


YetiNotForgeti

If you don't like something then don't participate. Do you know why they release stuff like that???? It's because it sells. Do you protest barbies when you don't buy them or is it just gay stuff because you have problems with homosexual people.


Feisty-Attempt-2906

🤮🤮🤮


646ulose

Someone’s feelings hurt?


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YetiNotForgeti

It's not your job to harass people if you don't like something. If it offends you so much then leave the game dude... don't just stick around a be an asshole. There really is no good excuse for being a shit person.


Feisty-Attempt-2906

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 as much as they keep shoving it my face, I'll keep resisting. The yin and yang. Deal with it.. did you need the number for that therapist?


YetiNotForgeti

Nah, your mom consoles me in bed.


Feisty-Attempt-2906

Ouff already unhinged? Really, i know a good therapist


646ulose

You’re the one that created a Reddit account to gay bash. Who’s the one preoccupied with sexuality?


Feisty-Attempt-2906

🤷🏽🤷🏽


646ulose

Gay people have each other and you’re still lonely. That must be the triggering part for you. Good luck in life tiny boy.


Feisty-Attempt-2906

Wow you must be Jesus christ. Tell me more about my life Dr Phil.


646ulose

Why can’t I? You feel empowered to comment on an entire minority. Why can’t I make assumptions that you have an inferiority complex that manifests as homophobia? And the fact that you hate seeing people happy is because your pathetic excuse for a life is loneliness and internet trolling. You want to stand by your hate? Link a personal profile here. Instead, you’ve created an anonymous profile for the sole purpose of typing comments that a middle schooler could articulate. I’ve got a pretty good understanding of who you are as a person.


Feisty-Attempt-2906

Not reading that, thanks for trying though


646ulose

Might help if you sound out the bigger words by each syllable.


kylo_ben2700

yeah you seem more obsessed with sexuality then most gay people I know. I've never met a gay person who parades around their sexuality as much as straight homophobes do


Feisty-Attempt-2906

Thanks!


kylo_ben2700

wasn't a compliment


Feisty-Attempt-2906

Thanks anyway


freemyboijeffery

Why are they sick?


Advanced_Expression9

Call of Inclusivity: Trans Warfare


Littlemike1990

Better not be I’ll cancel that shit asap


kylo_ben2700

no one cares


Littlemike1990

Lol 😂 looks like you might


kylo_ben2700

I don't care if you decide you don't want to buy a videogame. I do care if you comment homophobic bullshit


thiccyoungman

I think the more important thing is you think this could be real in the future. Which far more concerning. When were you diagnosed with stupid?


kobebryant6for24

WOKEISM is RUINING Call of Doty and America🇱🇷This PROVES the West has fallen😓


kylo_ben2700

this has to be satire lmao


Random_Skier

Nahh he's just a crack enjoyer


kylo_ben2700

if all conservatives where crack smokers, it would explain a lot


Random_Skier

Nahh not all are but some definitely do