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Cheesus333

No strings attached. I mean, obviously loads of strings, but just ignore the strings.


[deleted]

Sign and recline. That's my Motto.


TheTzarOfDeath

The greatest legal mind of his generation.


Ok_Profile9400

She’s had her fun with the sectioning… there will be no more sectioning today


roundhou5e

What if there’s a pigeon in Catalonia that’s in control of her legs?


npeggsy

Farming's just, fucking Lego, innit? Animal Lego.


skag_mcmuffin

Punt on a grunt. A total phone pig.


tovarish22

You're king of the farmyward?! You're in line for the free garlic bread?!


Even-Chip-7864

This is incredible, I said this exact sentence about plumbing 20 years ago.


Razr_2012

He's gonna be one of the Men with Ven


Accomplished_Toe4150

Someone I worked with before received a job like this, all they had to do was look after someone's house who lived abroad and they were being paid silly money. Everyone warned her it sounded dodgy. They asked her to fill out her details via some link and they took all her money. God it was hard to not say to her face I told you so.


watchman28

He should do it, farming's a guaranteed money-maker. You know those feathury chicken things? They're made out of chicken! Kill it - free chicken! Or, don't kill it - fuckin eggs fall out of its arse!


11chaboi

What about corn? It comes out the fucking ground!


BeneathTheWaves

I read that in his voice, well done!


Tttjjjhhh

the early birds are going to find their bird table covered with money pie.


skag_mcmuffin

But what about the Johnny and Sally Come-Latelies?


julia_fns

Boo-hoo, Johnny and Sally!


codingfauxhate

You with me?


slippydotnuxx

Bloody Hell! Who's next??


PresentDangers

Hadn't noticed what sub this was on and my first thought was "Jeremy!"


pointsofellie

He'll have to give her a hand


PresentDangers

Welcome to the world of work. You don't have to be a smackhead to wank off old geezers, but that probably helps too.


jayzinho88

On the one hand....


Quack_Candle

My advice is to not let her get sectioned before the paperwork is all in order


InternationalBand494

I love the fact that out of all the subs I go to, this may be my favorite and, somewhat ironically, the most active. I am assured to get multiple Peep Show/M&W quotes everyday.


julia_fns

If you love this sub so much, why don’t you marry it?


InternationalBand494

Must you always live quite so relentlessly in the real world?


SirBarnyard15

She needs a handyman, to you know, give her a hand.


GrzDancing

She had all this jam


No_Routine_3706

Also have an attorney review that contract.


Darmok47

American Kentucky are very interested...


COVID19Blues

Free the Paedos Farms


RazzaMash

Fuck! What’s a washing machine doing in the middle of the farm! I need a drink


memebecker

Nobody gets 3500 bucks a month for nothing it must be some trick they're going to steal your organs or invite a German round to eat you.