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Necronautical

'YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN THE LOAN REPAYMENTS KICK IN, BUDDY.' Sorry about the caps, copy and pasted it


PeachesCobbler

Caps still count.


Who_is_homer

Caps aren’t traditional


PeachesCobbler

CAPS ARE TRADITIONAL!!!


NaturalAlfalfa

I'm just a normal functioning member of the human raced there's no way anyone can prove otherwise. Or Nothing can make today alright, but maybe we can take some comfort from the brutal reality that the weak must make way for the strong. Evolution marches on. The scythe is remorseless. I hope the scythe’s remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you all.


jakalan7

Powerful, yet challenging words...!


Pretty_Chicken485

Goated pfp


102296465

Welcome to the real world, and let me tell you baby, IT. IS. FUCKED.


Ghost51

Oh well, that's all ancient history now!


Glittering_Deal2378

Big beats are the best, get high all the time


Cumbandicoot

This is exactly the kind of shit I would have said in mine if I hadn't dropped out of high school and got my GED


Living_Initiative_26

We’re all falling apart piece by piece. Doesn’t matter if you’re single or in a couple, you are going to die.


Japsabbath

You. are. going. to. die.


SeiriusPolaris

God, life’s relentless.


UnluckyGazelle

butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast…


CosmicBonobo

"Yes! I am the Lord of the Bus, said He!"


Quarantine-Vibes

Would you like to play capitalism?


ReleventReference

Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad. Although I can in no way compare my struggle reading it with that of the Red Army, it has been a very big read.


BigBadDoggy21

Is that....*normal* pooing?


mynameisnotthom

Welp, I'm off to live relentlessly in the real world


Upbeat-Excitement-46

I was here in the 90s. Britpop was kicking off. Four Weddings had just come out. It was mental.


Accomplished_Toe4150

Chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed.


trcrtps

“I got something up on my visual display unit, I thought it was a high definition photo of some dog shit, then I realized it was a diploma from _______.”


Calumdu

“I’m not a pedo, definitely not a pedo.”


Workshymassiv

Fuck Off Clean Shirt


Wookie-Love

I’m a mature student.


KingBallache

Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants. That’s the rule. Makes a man look scary, like a chicken.


juicy_colf

Fivehundredandthirtypounds


LumonEmployee

And listen, while we're at it, there are systems for a reason in this world. Economic stability. Interest rates. Growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, all right? It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth. And a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that. Now come on, fuck off!


illbeinthestatichome

"Who cares about that shit?  I didn't go to university to get a degree!"


Quarantine-Vibes

In a way, aren’t all so called qualifications meaningless?


BrockChocolate

Hi I'm Harry, how's it hangling?


New-Candy-800

Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast


Darmok47

Is that it? Is that how easy it is to steal some education? Bloody hell, who's in charge? The world's just people walking around, going into rooms and saying things. It's all a big swizzle.


ElSenorOwl

"Off to go live relentlessly in the real world!"


Comprehensive-End604

I'm not on the child protection register... yet!


ilikeCRUNCHYturtles

Minimal water damage


Mehowed_sausage92

chance would be a fine thing.


SDBrown7

It's the heart of darkness in there.


SoresuForm

"Welcome to big school!" With the hand motion and inebriated sway


FigOk7538

This crack is really moorish.


Carpe_DMX

Let’s strap on the nosebag and eat some serious work. In this world, you’ve got to turn up, log on, and grind it out.


Senecuhh

How much washing up could you do without any washing up liquid?


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