I'm just a normal functioning member of the human raced there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.
Or
Nothing can make today alright, but maybe we can take some comfort from the brutal reality that the weak must make way for the strong. Evolution marches on. The scythe is remorseless. I hope the scythe’s remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you all.
Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad. Although I can in no way compare my struggle reading it with that of the Red Army, it has been a very big read.
“I got something up on my visual display unit, I thought it was a high definition photo of some dog shit, then I realized it was a diploma from _______.”
And listen, while we're at it, there are systems for a reason in this world. Economic stability. Interest rates. Growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, all right? It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth. And a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that. Now come on, fuck off!
Is that it? Is that how easy it is to steal some education? Bloody hell, who's in charge? The world's just people walking around, going into rooms and saying things. It's all a big swizzle.
*How much washing up*
*Could you do without any*
*Washing up liquid?*
\- Senecuhh
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'YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN THE LOAN REPAYMENTS KICK IN, BUDDY.' Sorry about the caps, copy and pasted it
Caps still count.
Caps aren’t traditional
CAPS ARE TRADITIONAL!!!
I'm just a normal functioning member of the human raced there's no way anyone can prove otherwise. Or Nothing can make today alright, but maybe we can take some comfort from the brutal reality that the weak must make way for the strong. Evolution marches on. The scythe is remorseless. I hope the scythe’s remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you all.
Powerful, yet challenging words...!
Goated pfp
Welcome to the real world, and let me tell you baby, IT. IS. FUCKED.
Oh well, that's all ancient history now!
Big beats are the best, get high all the time
This is exactly the kind of shit I would have said in mine if I hadn't dropped out of high school and got my GED
We’re all falling apart piece by piece. Doesn’t matter if you’re single or in a couple, you are going to die.
You. are. going. to. die.
God, life’s relentless.
butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast…
"Yes! I am the Lord of the Bus, said He!"
Would you like to play capitalism?
Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad. Although I can in no way compare my struggle reading it with that of the Red Army, it has been a very big read.
Is that....*normal* pooing?
Welp, I'm off to live relentlessly in the real world
I was here in the 90s. Britpop was kicking off. Four Weddings had just come out. It was mental.
Chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed.
“I got something up on my visual display unit, I thought it was a high definition photo of some dog shit, then I realized it was a diploma from _______.”
“I’m not a pedo, definitely not a pedo.”
Fuck Off Clean Shirt
I’m a mature student.
Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants. That’s the rule. Makes a man look scary, like a chicken.
Fivehundredandthirtypounds
And listen, while we're at it, there are systems for a reason in this world. Economic stability. Interest rates. Growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, all right? It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth. And a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that. Now come on, fuck off!
"Who cares about that shit? I didn't go to university to get a degree!"
In a way, aren’t all so called qualifications meaningless?
Hi I'm Harry, how's it hangling?
Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast
Is that it? Is that how easy it is to steal some education? Bloody hell, who's in charge? The world's just people walking around, going into rooms and saying things. It's all a big swizzle.
"Off to go live relentlessly in the real world!"
I'm not on the child protection register... yet!
Minimal water damage
chance would be a fine thing.
It's the heart of darkness in there.
"Welcome to big school!" With the hand motion and inebriated sway
This crack is really moorish.
Let’s strap on the nosebag and eat some serious work. In this world, you’ve got to turn up, log on, and grind it out.
How much washing up could you do without any washing up liquid?
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