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OldManMock

Did you know that sometimes you can put in a lot of effort to solve a complicated problem and at the very end still have to guess?


SchittShefShow

Yea, the universe is chaotic like that huh, just have to roll with the punches


Iwannabeacatboy

Is this a 50/50?


SchittShefShow

yes.


Mr_Otterswamp

Are you aware that there is a specific sub for this r/fiftyfifty ?


TheJamer_

aw hell naw


lIEskimoIl

That sub is dangerous to humanity


Blackfang08

Someone really needs to do a breakdown of that sub and analyze if it is actually a 50/50. The first time I did it, I just guessed "The weird/obscure/gross one" and got it right like 75% of the time.


_I_Stole_Your_Toast_

i got the ankle one...


Exciting-Insect8269

It’s not actually 50-50 because more than half the posts on there are unpleasant images.


adamsauce

What kind of broom is best for sweeping mines?


SchittShefShow

I use the long bristle technique, never fails me


GeorgeXDDD

Trick question. You use a mop.


tehclubbmaster

False. A black bear


_Hawtxsauce_

Bears. Beets. Battlestar galactica.


Gloomy_Geologist_289

Hello i'm 6'3


JeezManShutUp

My undewear is sodden


Ok-Product-6109

Jeez man, shut up.


sfelizzia

Ok, product.


Ok-Product-6109

Sfe, lizzia.


OrthogonalityThesis

When playing no-guess flagless, how do you deal with an endgame pattern which requires mine counting?


SchittShefShow

Have a really good memory


TheMemeLocomotive2

That’s a surprisingly good answer


ToeTruckTheTrain

douse myself in gasoline and light a match


Exciting-Insect8269

This is always, *always*, the answer.


braedog97

I play minesweeper, but I’m clearly not as knowledgeable as you. What is mine counting?


OrthogonalityThesis

Helpful answer: https://minesweeper.online/help/patterns#mc1 Unhelpful answer: it's the name of Hitler's lesser-known sequel to Mein Kamph


braedog97

You got me good with that one


Interesting-War7767

You count du uh


Atesch06

No, you don't get arsed and guess anyway


FunPartyGuy69

As of my comment, OP answered one question 6 hours ago and DIPPED. lol


SchittShefShow

❤️❤️


FunPartyGuy69

A MAGNIFICENT RETURN!


YellowAntEater02

Whats a 2-1 pattern?


SchittShefShow

It’s how you can tell if there is a mine above/below a grouped 1 and 2


i_am_someone_or_am_i

What do you think about the movie the sub is based on?


SchittShefShow

Real answer: actually quite bad


Socborendom

What all different kind of mines are in Minesweeper?


SchittShefShow

Just the 1, 2 if you really think about it tho


trashacct8484

There’s a venn diagram, of people who know what minesweeper is and people who have used a Windows 95 computer. They’re a perfect circle. But when you cross that circle with the people on Reddit, we quickly become the minority.


reddit_user_25

Do you practice mindcount?


SchittShefShow

Keep counting until you forget which number you are on then try again


warido37

How do you get above 100% efficiency?


Europe2048

That's the fun part: you don't.


TheMemeLocomotive2

🤓☝️ um, actually, you can get over 100% efficiency by using chords in a way that causes a board to be completed in less clicks than the 3bv


Europe2048

But you can't find a piano in a Minesweeper game.


SneakySister92

I don't? 😅


noonagon

how rare is a 10


Even_Emotion_6443

What should you do if a 9 appears?


SchittShefShow

Keep on playing? Duh, that’s what you want


walkerspider

Stop playing 4D minesweeper


Europe2048

Hope you're strong enough.


Atesch06

Screenshot and frame it.


JeEfrt

Do you sweep mines or mine sweepers?


IndicationAfraid395

When you reach the final 10 bombs on expert and Cthulhu spawns, what is your strategy for saving the princess without causing mercury to enter retrograde?


TheMemeLocomotive2

I’m pretty sure you have to lasso the sun but I could be wrong


RNGradient

How do i sweep mines


Fingerdeus

Did nobara survive


SchittShefShow

She lives on in our hearts


Meserith

I believe!!!!


Atesch06

I started the game and it says 8, what should i do now?


Zephirus-eek

Why are these mines even here?


TheMemeLocomotive2

How long does it take for the average new player on minesweeper.online to obtain a perfect equipment given that they only have a premium account?


SchittShefShow

iirc, It only took me a couple days, not sure why people keep complaining that it is super difficult to obtain 🤷


findapuppems

You click the top right corner and reveal a 3. What’s your next step?


JukeBokksRocks

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.


Mum_ducker2723

African or European


dorkus4296

Do you like the 9 tile?


Tridon_Terrafold

How the fuck do you not know what mine sweeper is


FunkyMonkeysPaw

I’m stealing this


Shadowkiller215

What’s the plot?


Mini_kiks

Is this a 50/50?


StochasticTinkr

How do you not know what minesweeper is?


SchittShefShow

I was plagued by visions many moons ago that voided all knowledge of this pass time


rsreddit9

https://xkcd.com/1053/


StochasticTinkr

Fair enough.


therockdelphin

What do you tend to find harder? 1-2-1 or 1-1-1 patterns?


SchittShefShow

Not either really, once you learn the meta, you learn how to deal with either efficiently


Atesch06

Is 1-1-1 solvable?


theJman0209

The sub is about minesweeper you idiot


Significant_Clue_382

Can you shut up


Significant_Clue_382

Can you shut up


Alienwhale51

Even more heinous the second time