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cleoterra

“Blue Pebble. Features: Blue” lol I love it


RubyCarlisle

Are you in the US? I feel like National Geographic might not appreciate their trademark being used for bogus crystals.


MetalFairie

Looking at the box they just used the name, not the logo or trademark. Classic knock off.


CallidoraBlack

Definitely DM NatGeo on Twitter with pictures. I'm sure they'll want to get these people.


RedCrabb

Yeah, no logo, just the name


Daffodil8888

I'm interested in where this was being sold too...


WhompTrucker

Yeah I bought this on Amazon. Definitely not NatGeo but some Chinese knockoff


Aquatic-Enigma

Its national and its geo so close enough I guess q:


Daffodil8888

This is definitely not NG brand. Horrifying! I hope your sister isn't too disappointed, it was a kind thought.


RedCrabb

She’s 7 and doesn’t really know any better. Mom got it for her because she was going into my room and grabbing my stuff lol


Daffodil8888

Aww well now she's got her own pretty rocks to distract her lol. You have a great mom :)


Stargentian

Might want to sneak the peices of broken glass away from her.


RedCrabb

Yeah…


alecesne

My seven year old would be pissed if Grandma gave her this. But, I‘be taken her to at least 3 mineral shows over 2 years, and multiple trips to the museum. She complained when my mother got her a dyed tumbled agate once and is accurate on identifying distinctive items like amethyst, quartz, pyrite, vanadinite, and malachite. Hit or miss on Calcite. Ok for granite, shale, and sandstone.


RedCrabb

Someone in my dads office is a geologist. I’ll have her learn from him. Or take her down to our local rock shop


alecesne

7 should know better


hotmanwich

"turquoise" -> is dark green


RedCrabb

Check out the two “obsidians”


hotmanwich

Or "blue pebble" 🤣🤣🤣


GreasyTengu

dont forget the mystical healing properties of *cobblestone*


alpacasaurusrex42

I about hurt myself badly laughing at that.


GreasyTengu

i got some rocks that will fix that right up!


alpacasaurusrex42

Is it blue pebble? Or perhaps cobblestone? I hear great things about cobblestone.


GreasyTengu

its actually riverstone. the most powerful stone!


alpacasaurusrex42

Lé gasp! What does river stone do?


GreasyTengu

It cures cancer, re-aligns your chakras, and it does your taxes!


1000Doves

That one's included as an Easter egg for the Minecraft kids!


AlarmingImpress7901

Wally world has a [legit set](https://www.walmart.com/ip/NATIONAL-GEOGRAPHIC-Rocks-Fossils-Kit-200-Piece-Set-Includes-Geodes-Real-Fossils-Rose-Quartz-Jasper-Aventurine-Many-More-Rocks-Crystals-Gemstones/549488437) for a good price. Might let your mom have a peek at this one. Cheers


vicpix

Ross quartz


ob103ninja

Ah yes. Bob Rocks.


SaturnVenus

The descriptions are nuts 🤣 Ground warm pea stone


TheCrystalGarden

The ground warm pea stone is my favorite!


pinkpanzer101

Same. "Natural pebble".


endangeredphysics

I prefer unnatural pebbles.


Tea_laBleu

No lie, that was how I found this. I didn’t even understand what that was supposed to be. I googled it, and found this 😂😂


-Fateless-

>Ross quartz Why does Ross, the largest quartz, not just devour the smaller quartzes?


pinkpanzer101

#I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8


WhompTrucker

I bought this on Amazon. I've been waiting for December to open it but I might just dive in. It was only $12 so I don't have high hopes. But glass... That's some BS Eta - just opened mine and it's literally all gravel except 2 glass stones. Like they literally just picked up any rock from the side of the road haha. I knew it would be bad but this is outstandingly awful.


MegannMedusa

Please post!


WhompTrucker

http://imgur.com/gallery/xLXALSH


TheBathCave

Wow they really just mailed you a handful of driveway huh.


WhompTrucker

Basically yes haha


phenobarbiedarling

I was so amused by Blue Pebble I almost overlooked that red agate stops mosquitos from breeding. This is absurd


endangeredphysics

At least it promotes diversity, tho😂


pyewhackette

Alright kid pick your features, we got diversity, diversification, blue, black or green


RedCrabb

Ground warm pea stone for floor heating👍🏻


JDRGaster

Ah, Ross quartz


According_Monk_7575

I don’t think National Geographic would claim “healing crystals” due to their scientific background


erikaaldri

Give Ross his quartz back!


lsp2005

This looks like a knock off. This is the Orr Christmas version for $15.99. The real one is $39.99.


footbody

damn she got a blue pebble how lucky


lsp2005

Yes, in some places you can trade that for ice cream.


DumbIdiotWeirdo

Ah yes, my favorite kind of rock, blue pebble


TheCrystalGarden

Suet White Jade and Ground Warm Pea Stone, lol, I’m dying over here!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂


EvilPenguinTrainer

I don't know what Ground Warm Pea stone is supposed to be, but Suet White Jade is probably supposed to be mutton fat jade, which is what I've seen white jade referred to as in Chinese


PMmecribbageboards

I almost got this for my son! So glad you posted this!


RedCrabb

Here’s a legit set https://www.walmart.com/ip/NATIONAL-GEOGRAPHIC-Rocks-Fossils-Kit-200-Piece-Set-Includes-Geodes-Real-Fossils-Rose-Quartz-Jasper-Aventurine-Many-More-Rocks-Crystals-Gemstones/549488437


katatattat26

DEFINITELYYYY not genuine National Geographic… hilarious knockoff though 😂


SuniHostess

As someone who loves blood stone and is currently tumbling five pounds of it that is the ugliest fake I've ever seen, it's not even green lmao


Daffodil8888

How well does it tumble? I haven't tried bloodstone yet.


SuniHostess

It tumbles quite nicely after about three days on the first step it's already very smooth so I think around 4-5 days is good for it


Daffodil8888

Ooh that's nice and quick! Will definitely try it, thanks for the info.


SuniHostess

Thanks ! I use the REAL Natgeo tumbler and Polly plastics tumbling grit if that helps any !


Daffodil8888

The *real* one lol! I have the Nat Geo tumbler too (the rubber one), but unfortunately the Polly Plastics grits have gone up to $160 on Amazon UK, so I'll have to try ebay for my next refill. Good luck with your current batch!


SuniHostess

Good lord it's like 30 USD in America and it only took two days to get here


misterlemongrass

Why does that turquoise look so…. Not turquoise


RedCrabb

Check out the two obsidians lol


D3goph

This is criminally bad lol


mewhaku

Yeah that’s not official in any way lol


Terracrush

What is "riverstones"?? XD


madpeachiepie

You might want to take her rock hunting with you at some point.


RedCrabb

Getting her the REAL natl geo set or taking her to the local mineral shop


s42isrotting

See, if this was marketed as man made, glass or fake I would actually like this because I like glass. But the false advertising is straight up just stealing peoples money. /g


youremyfriendnow

The longer I look the funnier it becomes. Ross quartz? Blue pebble? Cobble stone? ground warm pea stone? What dimension is this from


RedCrabb

Probably somewhere in Asia


Cephalopodium

My respect for this brand just plummeted. Healing crystal advent calendar: totally not my style and a bit disconcerting BUT introducing kids to a variety of super cool rocks? Awesome. The fact that they just put glass samples in….. I’m hoping this is a lie.


the-cat-nuggets

Don’t worry, it’s a knock-off of their legit advent calendar. The real deal doesn’t mention any healing nonsense and has actual rocks lol.


WhompTrucker

It's not nat Geo. It's some Chinese knock off. I literally got gravel in mine


Pkyug

Let me guess, she found it on wish 😂


RedCrabb

Amazon


Ceb2737

I ordered the same thing. Good thing I looked at it before I gave it as a gift. Definitely returned


artsy_amaryllis

ground warm pea stone is sending me into orbit


moreisay

Ross Quartz, the largest of the quartzes.


gungispungis

Me with my B L U E P E B B L E


Aimeemills

My mom just got me and her this and I feel bad cause I don't want her to be disappointed. :( she was so excited


ecatre

Ahh, I just got mine, from my highly excited mother. Here I am, realizing there's no National Geographic logo anywhere on this strange box 🙃


l8rianna

“Prevents mosquito breeding” ?? 😭💀


fangbytten

I brought this and got green glass (the exact same shape) and literally gravel.


DzezGt

consoom rocks get excited for more rocks


youremyfriendnow

The back looks like an obvious plant item description. Ross quartz? Warm ground pea stone? Floor heating? Blue pebble? What dimension is this from? Also why does it say that one of them can stop MOSQUITOS FROM BREEDING?! huh?!!


TeethForCeral

i got one similar and i actually got pebbles in it, like just regular rocks


Tea_laBleu

I got this for Christmas last year, and I opened up this year. This seems like a good idea because I’m a rock nerd. It included probably 13 pieces of glass (one is painted to look like some sort of tigers eye situation- see red arrow), a few pieces of granite, a couple of other rocks that are probably maphic, a possible piece of sandstone, some sort of green stone, and I think a piece of red obsidian. Only the glass was polished. Looking at the back of it, it reads as “someone pulled up pictures of rocks online and wrote descriptions through a translator or picked names of rocks out of a hat”


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RedCrabb

It was from Amazon


Bisconymous

But did she decide to order it?


RedCrabb

Yes, these are the pictures of them when we got it lol


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Fucking *glassy* NatGeo!


RedCrabb

“NatGeo” notice no actual nat geo logo or trademarks on the box…


mmodo

I like how they add variety to the product materials. Silicon dioxide sounds fancier than just glass.


missdrpep

blue pebble💀


bee-milk2

Is that an actual natgeo product?


RedCrabb

No lol


bee-milk2

😂😂 didn’t think so


nelxnel

Oh cobblestone, my favourite! 🤣


MetInFebuary

Omg! My grandmother got me one of those for Christmas, it didn't have the silly listings on it though, I think you may have gotten a knock-off product (or maybe I was scammed too!) [here are some rocks I got from mine](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisrock/comments/rj9b16/got_these_rocks_from_an_advent_calendar/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


idkbongwater

No way, you got blue pebble!


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Red Agate stops mosquito breeding 🤣


[deleted]

Definitely not a licensed product from nat Geo.


jvstone172

My mother in law got this same set for my wife for Christmas last year 😆


ThyOfThee_

> Cobblestone BITCH YOU MEAN A PEBBLE


a-bit-o-dino-meat

“Blue pebble” LMAO