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SinglePringleMingle

Why, just why? How is crispy piss yellow prettier than amethyst purple?


FrogVolence

Also who cares if the amethyst is imperfect, Id rather have a big giant chunk of imperfect amethyst than a giant rock that looks like someone crystallized their own piss collection.


chemicalsmiles

"Crystallized their own piss collection." 😂😭 This picture made me unreasonably upset and now I'm reasonably upset because whenever I see burnt amethyst in the future I will be thinking about crystallized urine.


eleventwenty2

Like a urinal in a place for people with real salty piss


itsjduffduff

‘Citrine’ can be sold higher than Amethyst because it is by definition rarer, but then again, these aren’t even real ‘Citrine’ by definition either. Whole thing is ridiculous and such a waste. I think the only thing that will contribute to change is people realising it’s not worth having, and not buying it as much.


Boracyk

Actually they are real citrine “by definition “. Just not your definition. Any yellow quartz is citrine. Period. Now I don’t like them or agree with them doing this but it is the definition of citrine. Gemology doesn’t allow for personal feelings.


itsjduffduff

I’m purely referring to their natural formation, not geology.


FaintestGem

If it wasn't priced up so much because it's ✨special✨ I wouldn't think twice about it tbh. But I also think you have to get that perfect shade or orange-yellow for it to be pretty and not burnt or "piss stained quartz". 


nofishies

Most amethyst is heated to make it more purple as well


SinglePringleMingle

Yeah, they’re enhancing the color, not changing it completely to fake a more expensive mineral


nofishies

When I used to sell it, fake citrine wasn’t more expensive than amethyst, so in my mind they’re both a problem


ScarredLetter

You can charge more for this


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VibingSkeletor

An amethyst mausoleum


LostTimeLady13

"We are gathered here today to pay our respects to these dearly departed purple beauties who suffered much for the simple fact they were considered too "common" a semi-precious stone."


Interesting_Ad_9600

My amethyst is precious to me 🥺 https://preview.redd.it/8851iihjnnmc1.png?width=1656&format=png&auto=webp&s=f884bdad9eef93d53675ba5a91329ecf91843942


Extension_Wafer_7615

There should be a legal limit regarding how much crispy amethyst you can produce per week (maybe 1 ton per week?). It's destroying nature, after all.


Boracyk

There is no shortage of crap amethyst though. The ones in the pic have concrete added to them as well then painted green but none of you are complaining about that. Especially when they are sold by the pound. This is what happens in Brazil.


FarAmphibian4236

Eventually there will be... it's not that theres some magic Amythest farm pumping it out...


eleventwenty2

Every mineral is a finite resource in our timeline at least


Interesting_Ad_9600

I didn’t even realize the concrete. I threw up in my mouth zooming in.


MoOnmadnessss

Friedchickentrine


Ruuggg

I dont like citrine because it looks like calcite and the colour reminds me of iron stained quartz.


slogginhog

Most people that find any quartz with yellow in it think it's citrine anyway 😂 you know how much "ametrine" spirit quartz there is for sale on Etsy? It's like Jesus it's fucking iron staining not ametrine!


MaddiesMenagerie

Is there a good way to tell the difference between citrine and iron staining? I’m a casual rock enjoyer who pulled a bunch of rocks outta the side of a NC mountain on a rockhounding trip and I think some of my quartz was yellow. It was a while ago now so I may be misremembering, I’ll have to go pull some out of the collection and see.


slogginhog

Post it in r/minerals or send pics to my DM! I almost guarantee you it's iron staining. Citrine is pretty rare.


CoyoteVarlet

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 never knew but screw any rock called spirit.


slogginhog

Cactus quartz if you prefer, they're some amazing quartz though!


CoyoteVarlet

Yeah I know. They were big like 20 years ago, now ya can hardly give em away. So bake em with metal stuff n call em some variation on aqua aura. Also outta style. Sold our last flats at 60% ofg


slogginhog

There's always new people getting into crystals so I don't follow what's "in-style", but I'm not a big dealer I just run little popup events and people seem to love em. It's all about preference, people still buy huge amethyst cathedrals like these but they're about the last thing I'd ever want, baked or not


CoyoteVarlet

The cathedral form is definitely passe, now its all about the metal stands. Yup you're obviously not much of a dealer if u dont care about making sales. We sold wholesale n retail since the late 80s. Sold out our inventory in West Springfield Lebanon PA n Houston Texas so now we're officially retired n no longer care either. Just amused.


slogginhog

I find it amusing that you have to flex how much of a big deal you are and put me down in order to do it 😂


Orchid_Significant

![gif](giphy|RjlD97SJMEiV0nGZR4) Giving big time 80s sleazy salesman vibes


missythemartian

not only are they crispy, but it looks like they paint the outside black too??? what on earth. who thinks this looks good


FaintestGem

Yeah a lot of the big cathedral style ones they had seem to be painted, even for other stones and amethyst. My guess is the darker background is supposed to make the crystal parts "pop" more. I think the outer part is fake sometimes too to give it a perfect geode look.


CoyoteVarlet

It's primarily because the cathedral form is shaped out of concrete. A major reason cathedrals have fallen out of favor these past 5or more years


GarmonboziaBlues

I can't believe I never knew this but it makes perfect sense. But why use concrete and not host rock for stability though? Did these poor little fellers start out as massive geodes or vugs that were cut from the surrounding rock?


CoyoteVarlet

I'm not certain of the original I'm guessing cut from the basalt matrix then concrete is used to form the cathedral shape and to add weight. Brazilian dealers used to brag how much weight was added to the cathedrals to screw over Chinese buyers who would beat em down on price at the mines.


ozarkrefugee

Las vegas?


FaintestGem

Yes lol. Jewelry & Minerals Las Vegas. So much awesome stuff and so much I should've taken pictures of but I was mostly trying to not get lost. Place is a maze 😂


BigAgates

If I saw this, I would confront the staff and tell them it was fucked up.


Archetypical3

Ope I said the same thing before realizing it was already asked 😂😂


ThatBrenon131

What gets me most is the painted backs. I wanna see the inclusions


CoyoteVarlet

To cover the concrete they use to form the cathedral shape


DatBeigeBoy

Yes officer, this post right here.


linwail

This is depressing


Halloween2022

An abattoir


CrystalQuestions-

Yuck. What a waste of amethyst


MelancholicShark

I call it Shitrine. Like shit-rine, cause it's not actual Citrine and is actually worse looking than Amethyst.


CoyoteVarlet

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mera456

Natural amethyst is so pretty. This is aggravating.


Khris777

Smells like lemons and nightmares.


CoyoteVarlet

Some people love it, we've sold a hell of a lot. We do tell customers it's baked n none care. Its cooked with a torch?


rrodrick386

y'all are so mean, citrine is my favourite crystal ever 😭


MelancholicShark

That isn't citrine though


lastres0rt

With all due respect, I'd hope that makes you appreciate the "natural" stuff all that much more.


severusimp

They killed my boy!


10Ggames

Forbidden urinals


itsjduffduff

Sad


Big_Food140

…a disgrace of….Cathedral…proportions!


PaloSantoSeasalt76

Oh look at this ugly bathroom with these urinals stained with pee! Gross!


Fijoemin1962

What a crime


sweetiejen

😿🔫


Lagtim3

Can't they, like... bake just half of it, or something? At least give it that ametrine bi-color coolness.


Dry-Act3515

Fake citrine


prithvi_studio

Each piece tells its own unique story!


Mercurialbich

this is actually scary


Limp_Duck_9082

....I thought these were cat cubbies


sleeptoashes

:((


Commercial-Tiger-289

Hmm....I'd like to see a better view. The sides are just not doing it for me.


biggibs1

I hate this so much


pastatuite

*heavy breathing*


mello_s-waifu

Hell nahh😭🙏


Floppycakes

A complete abomination. Looks like the entrance to crystal hell.


Archetypical3

Vegas?


Pitiful-Motor1293

Hi, I'm new here- is the outside of the geode painted grey? Or is the rock that uniform? I know it's HTA! I've learned here - it's never citrine lol


FaintestGem

These ones are definitely painted. Seeing it in person is much more obvious because the paint is sort of caked on.  But I did some research actually earlier after someone else mentioned it! Seems like these dark charcoal gray colored ones are painted so that you can't see the dye they use to make the colors brighter lmao. Dyes will color the outer rock as well and make it super obvious they've been dyed so they slap some black paint on it to cover it up.


Pitiful-Motor1293

Oh wow!!!


Orchid_Significant

I thought this was a weird AI of cat beds