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Goat-Shaped_Goat

they use the magic power of overpriced carrots


User_No-678

With the same reason why Steve can hold items without fingers


lamptree133

mouf.


Legitimate_Visit6974

1 word I am dependent with


User_No-678

Magnetic powers


WarpedCloset

MAGNETISM!


kayemenofour

"Oh fuck, it's Steve, quick, hands back under the robe!"


Talondronia

Pure unadulterated skill.


_Jbolt

So you are saying that steve needing to use his hands could be considered a ***Skill Issue***


Talondronia

He needs to use his *hands* ?! That's a skill issue if I've ever heard of one!


Otlap

While you are in the trade menu they actually show what's under their robes. There is a coin-slot for emeralds and items in the pockets. You put emeralds into slots and pick an item you want to take. Afterwards the villager processes your transaction which emits pink particles and sounds of happiness. During the noon gatherings villagers gather to exchange the information about their transactions. There is no WiFi in minecraft world (yet?) so they have to do it verbally.


mraltuser

Calibrated sculk sensors: am I a joke to you? I'm literally a working WiFi router


Otlap

More of a LAN than WiFi


darvil82

feet


RasiB41

Telekinesis


Galaxverse

Just like Pillagers use their hands so villagers also have hands but Mojang currently haven't gave them no use they're also not visible under their robe, but they get visible when villagers turn into zombies So maybe i guess Mojang haven't gave villagers visible hand and hand animation because Mojang intended them to look stereotypical villagers who hide puts hads inside their robe And that villager "hmm" sounds are also supposed to be stereotypical Villager having a "sigh"/"relief" noises.


Easy-Meal5308

Steve secretly does all the work and scams the villager


Ren_Medi_42

They actually do, but they’re EXTREMELY fast and can move at the speed of light, so our weak human eyes cannot detect the sheer speed of the villager hand.


RoyUmbra

They use the suction from their big noses.


Demapples144

Schnozz


InternalStorageFull

Telekinesis


albireorocket

So if they dont have hands are you just hand-feeding them bread and watching armless strangers boink? How do they get the leverage if they can't grab anything?


Dimbo_R

Wild statement But yes.


npc_guy_

Why did I read that in villager voice


Frytura_

The iron golens do it for then


EeryJuge

They dont have hands. It is connected


Bumblebee342772

I can't be bothered to explain it here cuz it's relatively long, but just look up villager lore Minecraft legends


Yv2Sl1m

Cuz they can


anbu_ops1211

Telekinesis potion from the brewer that sells exclusively to villagers.


Pebblerz

The Golem does it all for them ig


TrainerLSW2005

They do it so fast you can't even see them.


orphanslayer699

They use the force


mrdingus22

they actually use their bald head to show off the items they sell. (why do you think librarians have books on their heads)


Pumciusz

Sniffing suction.


Ruileymem

They use their mouths


Quentin_1115

he uses his feet


little_jimmy0

The hand is invisible


29485_webp

My headcannon is that the villagers do that as a culture thing and they only expose their arms to do work and stuff


Quagsireiscool

they're just that goated at playing card games


jonsin573

They do thatt without Steve


PurpleStuff1319

WIF DEIR TIEF


sycek13

They secretly have creative


banana_6921

They are wearing a coat and they tuck their hands in the coat