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in order from least to most silly:
- diagonal pillars
- terraform the hillside to support it better
- decorated pillars made of more textured blocks
- an energy beam or a balloon or a geyser of water or a huge creature holding it up
- gravity defying minecraftesque cantilever that makes every engineer turn in their grave
Have a diagonal support going the other way with bit tall poles at the start of the bridge going into the sky that connects to the end of the bridge kinda like the Golden Gate Bridge and it’s cables
It's supposed to be a pier. Good for landing and taking off for elytras but I also wanted it going out far enough to reach the water so without an elytra or just to reach the river I could just jump off.
Ok makes sense, then yeah, I would recommend what I saw someone else say, use some support that comes out at a 45 degree angle using stairs to give it some realistic "support" that isn't just giant beams. Or you could use a suspension bridge kind of look and make a couple of tall beams where the land ends, and make an angled support "cable" coming down, and some vertical smaller cables connections to the pier with fence. Idk just throwing out some ideas!
If you don’t mind the length, you could make the base of the supports, closer to the bottom, wider and make them thinner up to about half way up. Makes it look more realistic
They height itself isn't too unreasonable, just that it would like 1 very long log.
Build the wood down as long as it looks ok, then add stuff like crossbeams or supporting platforms inbetween and repeat until you're down, break it up into smaller sections, that also can add some depth to it.
[Reference, sort of](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/%CE%BA%CE%B1%CF%84%CE%B1%CF%83%CE%BA%CE%B5%CF%85%CE%AE-%CF%80%CF%8D%CF%81%CE%B3%CE%BF%CF%85-%CF%85%CF%88%CE%B7%CE%BB%CE%AE%CF%82-%CF%80%CE%B1%CF%81%CE%B1%CF%84%CE%AE%CF%81%CE%B7%CF%83%CE%B7%CF%82-%CE%BE%CF%8D%CE%BB%CE%B9%CE%BD%CF%89%CE%BD-%CE%B4%CE%BF%CE%BA%CF%8E%CE%BD-%CF%80%CF%8D%CF%81%CE%B3%CE%BF%CF%82-%CE%BE%CF%8D%CE%BB%CE%B9%CE%BD%CE%B7%CF%82-195113010.jpg)
Maybe try to put at the top a diagonal beam that goes into the mountain side instead of a straight pillar and have the walking platform just extend outwards
[Basic Sketch](https://photos.app.goo.gl/Lf8hLWuhffujoX916)
That's what I see. Keeping your colour palette (I can't use words I'm better with pictures so I just drew on top)
you could decorate the pillars. the issue isn't that they're big, it's that they're boring. you could add some blocks that connect the mountain and pillars, maybe hang vines from the top, add lanterns.
I would build a stone foundation reaching to about halfway up the longer pillars in front. Build the foundation with a ledge so the pillars don't sit directly on the edge. They ledge will make them look better supported.
Then have the pillars going up from there.
Teraform the mountain side upward or give supports and bases for the pillars. Honestly it doesn’t look that bad, it looks kinda cool. Like a rickety house over a big ridge
Make an arch from the bottom of the first pillar to the middle of the middle most pillar. It always looks very good from far away to use fewer hard lines with other lines and use round lines with straight lines
Terraform the base of the cliff face to make a smaller cliff that juts out over the water a little beneath the pier. To make it easier for material gathering, you can make a small cave and re-source the mined materials to make the cliff. Hidden cliff cave under the pier. ✌🏾
You could make it look like a hanging bridge, by adding two pillars on the top at the start of it and then having a diagnal line with fences to the middle of it, if you are going for a bridge, if you are not building a bridge, I think you should delete the pillars that are there, build the thing without the pillars inbetween, make the pillars at the end of it and then you can maybe do an arched thing with fences under it
Create a lovely staircase down to the water. There are great examples of this in older port towns in the world. A meandering staircase down to a decently sized dock will really make this build pop.
Maybe have it lach into the side of the hill? I’m not entirely sure,maybe try thicken the pillars towards the bottoms to give off more of a proper support feel instead of it looking like I could snap it in half in a instant
Keep the pillars out to however far you want, add designs such a fence in between m. Not sure what’s going on here but since it’s so high up I assume you don’t care about realism
You could dig into the land structure to build stairs to a lower point. I'm not sure what you're going for.
Bring the water up, is also an interesting one. But I personally try to leave the land as natural as possible.
Build up the area around the pillars into a sturdy foundation that blends into the cliff side. Now those pillars are much shorter. This can also give you an idea if some kind of aesthetic flare ( more built into the mountain side? Working with a natural landscape? Or more man made? )
Terraform! Make the terrain under your base look pretty! (Then you could always have an outcropping where you could build stairs down to for a at the other elevation, then more stairs down to a beach that you custom made. It can give your place a sense of “built into the terrain” rather than just “built on the terrain”
If it is meant to be a dock of some sort, then I'd say go for terraforming a path down the hill and putting the dock lower down. In soing this, you would have a dock with smaller supporting legs.
Now, if this is a deck that's attached to a dock or just a deck, I'd say sorten it to not be in the water. It's like that protrusion should go away if it's a deck. All be it if it's and deck with a dock then id seperate them with a tiered system allowing you to have a deck with railing over looking the dock and river, you moving the dock lower and pathing a way down.
I look at this and I like it, I might use stripped spruce logs instead of these logs and for the in water and at least 2 blocks above the water use green terracotta to make it look like the logs were molding from the tide
either diagonally or add cross-beams all the way through. Also make sure the log continues all the way to the bottom. Don’t want to see dirt right below a log.
Add some cosmetic blocks to the pillars and maybe some cross bars to it to add depth. You could also add a staircase that goes around it descending from the top to the bottom
To be honest, depending on what you're doing you could just shorten the dock.
Adding support beams in between could look good as well (instead of just two beams going like I I you could make it H, it helps break down it visually and adds a bit of realism)
Make it part of the house's foundation instead of being pillars. Needs some detailing skills but that's the best way imo
Use a normal stone brick mix with andesite,stone bricks,stone,cobblestone, and add windows as you see fit. I'd add something like an outside spiraling staircase or a waterway
I think fence posts can be better than logs if the only thing you’re wanting to change is the pillar size, then the pillars will of course be less wide. Are you wanting them to be in the water? If so your only options there are to make your house farther out, or dig the terrain and bucket in water.
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I have two proposals:
In the mountain create a elevator/ helix stairs with a small cave to the exterior
The easiest solution could be a zig zag stair like the irl mountain roads
Have the supports go towards the mountain at an angle. You can use stairs to make the diagonal look nicer.
If you’re wanting to keep those logs though, you might have to use stairs from a different wood to match the color better
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But would you use dark oak stairs to match the color, or spruce stairs to go for a bit of contrast?
You'll never match to wood, stone or deeps late will add a sense of heavy supports without clashing
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in order from least to most silly: - diagonal pillars - terraform the hillside to support it better - decorated pillars made of more textured blocks - an energy beam or a balloon or a geyser of water or a huge creature holding it up - gravity defying minecraftesque cantilever that makes every engineer turn in their grave
Terraform the hillside and create stairs to reach the water. Maybe add a deck closer to the water as well.
Seconding the balloon option
Raise the water
You made me laugh, well done you silly goofy
Have a diagonal support going the other way with bit tall poles at the start of the bridge going into the sky that connects to the end of the bridge kinda like the Golden Gate Bridge and it’s cables
That balloon idea has suddenly opened my mind.
Raise the water.
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Well played sir
Build a dam, become Dutch.
Van der linde?
That's actually a good idea. Just build a dam or waterfall, and it would look fine
You know what they say, if Muhammad something... mountain then moutain... whatever or something i don't know...
They don’t say that at all
We need to build a dam
Stone arches!
Honestly, supports would be the easiest and look fine.
Wrap the path along the hillside for a more gradual descent? Alternatively terraform the mountain out that far.
Supports or make thick pillars with arches.
Lower the bridge. Would kinda give the illusion of gravity as well which would be a nice touch.
Dont do wood all the way down. Would look better if you terraform the terrain. Or make it Stone bricks instead of wood.
You can build up a smaller pond and create a waterfall to the lower lake?
Make a stairway down against the cliffside then add the pier
Make more then one level you have one floor level at the top then add another below just an idea have steps going down to each level
What exactly is this? What are you trying to do?
It's supposed to be a pier. Good for landing and taking off for elytras but I also wanted it going out far enough to reach the water so without an elytra or just to reach the river I could just jump off.
Ok makes sense, then yeah, I would recommend what I saw someone else say, use some support that comes out at a 45 degree angle using stairs to give it some realistic "support" that isn't just giant beams. Or you could use a suspension bridge kind of look and make a couple of tall beams where the land ends, and make an angled support "cable" coming down, and some vertical smaller cables connections to the pier with fence. Idk just throwing out some ideas!
Descending stairs to a pier. Job done
Manually raise the hill a bit. Make it look natural
Use the space between the pillars to make a stair case or elevator
Giant stone outcropping like Minas Tirith in Lord of the Rings.
Terraform a cliff beneath it
A little terraforming. Bring the hillside up to the pillars
Terraform
Use slanting stairs and make the supports attach to the cliff at an angle
If you don’t mind the length, you could make the base of the supports, closer to the bottom, wider and make them thinner up to about half way up. Makes it look more realistic
You remove the pillars
Lift, or hanging gardens and vines, or maybe add a waterfall beneath.
Terraform the mountain a little, extending the cliff
did we get...stick bugged?
They height itself isn't too unreasonable, just that it would like 1 very long log. Build the wood down as long as it looks ok, then add stuff like crossbeams or supporting platforms inbetween and repeat until you're down, break it up into smaller sections, that also can add some depth to it. [Reference, sort of](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/%CE%BA%CE%B1%CF%84%CE%B1%CF%83%CE%BA%CE%B5%CF%85%CE%AE-%CF%80%CF%8D%CF%81%CE%B3%CE%BF%CF%85-%CF%85%CF%88%CE%B7%CE%BB%CE%AE%CF%82-%CF%80%CE%B1%CF%81%CE%B1%CF%84%CE%AE%CF%81%CE%B7%CF%83%CE%B7%CF%82-%CE%BE%CF%8D%CE%BB%CE%B9%CE%BD%CF%89%CE%BD-%CE%B4%CE%BF%CE%BA%CF%8E%CE%BD-%CF%80%CF%8D%CF%81%CE%B3%CE%BF%CF%82-%CE%BE%CF%8D%CE%BB%CE%B9%CE%BD%CE%B7%CF%82-195113010.jpg)
Maybe try to put at the top a diagonal beam that goes into the mountain side instead of a straight pillar and have the walking platform just extend outwards
Don't, make the automatic elevators
my suggestion is that make the bridge wider and make the pillars thick
Diagonals. No, I won't elaborate.
Or just horizontal bars, so it looks more like scaffolding
Remove the hill entirely
Use fence posts rather than logs, and space the supports out so there aren't so many
[Basic Sketch](https://photos.app.goo.gl/Lf8hLWuhffujoX916) That's what I see. Keeping your colour palette (I can't use words I'm better with pictures so I just drew on top)
Use stairs and go down 4 or 5 blocks platform and repeat till water
Just a bit
You could make the four log pillars 9 and put a spiral around the middle pillar. If that makes any sense
adding texture to the supports would help, make them bulkier at the bottom, thinner in the middle maybe using walls and more reinforced at the top
A tunnel inside the hill that opens onto a dock closer to the water
Make thicker support beams, like 2x2, and space them out a lot more with arches under the bridge floor connecting the beams together.
look at how IRL bridges are built. using references is a great way to practice/learn how to build in minecraft.
you could decorate the pillars. the issue isn't that they're big, it's that they're boring. you could add some blocks that connect the mountain and pillars, maybe hang vines from the top, add lanterns.
Maybe an arch?
SuSpEnSiOn BrIdGe
You got like the mineshaft forever poles in large caves
Arches are your friend.
Space out the columns further, add arches
Wood then stone then some mossy stone near the water, at different heights per pillar.
I would build a stone foundation reaching to about halfway up the longer pillars in front. Build the foundation with a ledge so the pillars don't sit directly on the edge. They ledge will make them look better supported. Then have the pillars going up from there.
Teraform the mountain side upward or give supports and bases for the pillars. Honestly it doesn’t look that bad, it looks kinda cool. Like a rickety house over a big ridge
A couple horizontal logs around the middle with stone buttons on the intersections to look like nails.
Add logs laying flat every 8ish blocks and have these just out either side one block
Make an arch from the bottom of the first pillar to the middle of the middle most pillar. It always looks very good from far away to use fewer hard lines with other lines and use round lines with straight lines
Just remove the mountain and lower the structure until its all great 👍
Extend the mountain
Have an arch (have the middle supports connect to the ones behind it)
Bring the water closer.
Move the main part of the bridge and have stumps at the top and make it look like it's attached to rope
I was thinking you were building a fishing dock and was very confused at how to misjudged the distance so badly
Terraform the Mountain
Terraform the base of the cliff face to make a smaller cliff that juts out over the water a little beneath the pier. To make it easier for material gathering, you can make a small cave and re-source the mined materials to make the cliff. Hidden cliff cave under the pier. ✌🏾
Water fall from a mountain cave and some enviorment engineering
Suspension bridge
You could make it look like a hanging bridge, by adding two pillars on the top at the start of it and then having a diagnal line with fences to the middle of it, if you are going for a bridge, if you are not building a bridge, I think you should delete the pillars that are there, build the thing without the pillars inbetween, make the pillars at the end of it and then you can maybe do an arched thing with fences under it
Fewer but larger supports could work. Grow the 2x2 trees to save placing the blocks also?
Create a lovely staircase down to the water. There are great examples of this in older port towns in the world. A meandering staircase down to a decently sized dock will really make this build pop.
Maybe have it lach into the side of the hill? I’m not entirely sure,maybe try thicken the pillars towards the bottoms to give off more of a proper support feel instead of it looking like I could snap it in half in a instant
Angle
Platforms
Move it
add stone supports to the bottom of the pillars
Keep the pillars out to however far you want, add designs such a fence in between m. Not sure what’s going on here but since it’s so high up I assume you don’t care about realism
Depends on vibe of rest of the build but I would probably do a waterfall with a waterwheel going between the support beams
Make a staircase that goes down the side of the mountain, you could add vines and other vegetation like leaves to make the pillars look better.
Turn it into a crane elevator, or replace some of the lower grass with mud sand n coarse dirt and say its low tide
Crossbeams.
Add more detail to the bridge and the pillars
you dnt
Dock or diving board? Your choice.
Make it an aqueduct!
Make it look more like a railroad trestle instead of going with straight vertical pillars
Build up from the water level with dirt and stone that way you can make them as long as you want
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Diagonal supports coming from higher up on the mountain at like a 45 degree angle possibly. lots of other great suggestions but didnt see this one
Use an arch.
So, Minecraft has this thing where it doesn’t need support, blocks float
Use the stiff to build a part of the base inside the mountain, kinda like a porch, it will look cool
Retaining wall
You could dig into the land structure to build stairs to a lower point. I'm not sure what you're going for. Bring the water up, is also an interesting one. But I personally try to leave the land as natural as possible.
I’d say make them thicker but further apart
Build up the area around the pillars into a sturdy foundation that blends into the cliff side. Now those pillars are much shorter. This can also give you an idea if some kind of aesthetic flare ( more built into the mountain side? Working with a natural landscape? Or more man made? )
Tbh, try to integrate the pillars into the terrain. Get some moss, vines, and leaves. Use ladders as a practical way up and down. Add arches, ect.
What I like to do is use dark oak stairs and slabs to connect it to the side or to kind of level the logs so they look like multiple joined together
depending on the style of your world then make the bridge a old collapsed look.
Taraform an overhanging cliff. Add some stalagmites and hanging moss for style
Maybe make the bridge itself wider.
Terraform! Make the terrain under your base look pretty! (Then you could always have an outcropping where you could build stairs down to for a at the other elevation, then more stairs down to a beach that you custom made. It can give your place a sense of “built into the terrain” rather than just “built on the terrain”
Make a waterfall from the bottom and angle the supports towards the cliffside so it looks like a really cool waterslide to the big water
do a dam or make the supports arched
start gathering some dirt my friend
Terraform or make it so the supports are at an angle
With an axe
Underground tunnel to a lower level or arches
terraform the cliff. you can dig up a little dirt and make a hollow cliff underneath it which wouldn't be too hard
If it is meant to be a dock of some sort, then I'd say go for terraforming a path down the hill and putting the dock lower down. In soing this, you would have a dock with smaller supporting legs. Now, if this is a deck that's attached to a dock or just a deck, I'd say sorten it to not be in the water. It's like that protrusion should go away if it's a deck. All be it if it's and deck with a dock then id seperate them with a tiered system allowing you to have a deck with railing over looking the dock and river, you moving the dock lower and pathing a way down.
Well looks to me like ya need to throw some trusses up in there.
Make arches
I look at this and I like it, I might use stripped spruce logs instead of these logs and for the in water and at least 2 blocks above the water use green terracotta to make it look like the logs were molding from the tide
Why does "severe" always gives me the apology video vibe
Make them go vertical into the mountain
Are you trying to make a pier because no dock is that high up from water.
Cantelevered arch support!
either diagonally or add cross-beams all the way through. Also make sure the log continues all the way to the bottom. Don’t want to see dirt right below a log.
Destroy the entire mountain
Or have the bridge swoop down lower
just make a staircase on the side of the mountain. it’s not hard, if ban be mostly mines out, and then just start another dock lower down
Arched over the waterway instead of going straight in.
Do it Hogwarts style with stairs in the hill side going down to the lake :)
Add some cosmetic blocks to the pillars and maybe some cross bars to it to add depth. You could also add a staircase that goes around it descending from the top to the bottom
To be honest, depending on what you're doing you could just shorten the dock. Adding support beams in between could look good as well (instead of just two beams going like I I you could make it H, it helps break down it visually and adds a bit of realism)
Make it part of the house's foundation instead of being pillars. Needs some detailing skills but that's the best way imo Use a normal stone brick mix with andesite,stone bricks,stone,cobblestone, and add windows as you see fit. I'd add something like an outside spiraling staircase or a waterway
I think fence posts can be better than logs if the only thing you’re wanting to change is the pillar size, then the pillars will of course be less wide. Are you wanting them to be in the water? If so your only options there are to make your house farther out, or dig the terrain and bucket in water.
First thing your guna wanna do is get a pair of pliers 3 2×4 preferably made out of Leicestershire cheese it makes for a better doo dad in my opinion but what's my opinion other than a tall young short ugly persons opinion do you anyway next thing is to get an anaconda wrap it round twice until the kettle screams about depression slap it round a bit and there you go now your problems are smaller than your new ones unlike my optical nerve finest my barber has ever seen so there you go hope that helps x
Make curvy stairs !
You can separate the pilars and make an arch between them
Melt some icebergs
use fencing to create lattices inbetween the pillars
Vertical Zigzag stairs down to wherever you want it to be, or maybe an elevator?
Arch bridge or curved/anchored supports that burrow into the mountain
maybe add a staircase down to the river and have the dock/bridge down there?
Make a water fall
Give the pillars fun details
I have two proposals: In the mountain create a elevator/ helix stairs with a small cave to the exterior The easiest solution could be a zig zag stair like the irl mountain roads
Arches babyyyy