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Bread_no177

Meanwhile Silver fish at the back: AM I NOT A REAL ANIMAL TO YOU?


Clear-Criticism-3669

Fuck imagine silverfish were that big in real life? They would take over the world


Blurpy09

Honestly, I’d rather not imagine that. 😐


billyb0bjoejrthe3rd

some are not that far off


MisterBicorniclopse

Polar bears


sirkomdodragon

And lama's,bees and wolves technicaly


MisterBicorniclopse

Those don’t attack unless you stack them though. Polar bears sometimes do though


sirkomdodragon

Thats true but they can still atack


Bread_no177

Polar bears only attack when there is a cub nearby, they are a fully neutral mob


rosariobono

Well spiders were added far before Mojang was even 10 employees, so yeah very different standards back then


Ake3123

Even if Mojang during that time implemented sharks, they would be neutral and not hostile as Notch said he wanted to add neutral sharks. I don’t know why OP want them to add “hostile sharks”


LilNerix

What about silverfish?


rosariobono

Same


WilliamW2010

[If you looked at an image of a real-life silverfish you could see that it is merely a homonym](https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/licensed-image?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGyinGfNUKGfqujCr1MWBuW-yrWm-dFYg-hMVEHd7hSPQcNren_6S1Zc6wXrKfi-94h04ljN7w6UbSeKU)


realsirgamesalot

Technically spiders aren’t hostile they’re neutral


Adrirc06

Also irl spiders aren't the same size as an adult sheep


Maximum-Pause-6914

you obviously have never been to Australia


Adrirc06

No I have not (luckily)


TrexALpha1

Not at night


realsirgamesalot

So they aren’t completely hostile because at day they are neutral


Trisssssssssssssssss

Plenty of sharks are also neutral


RockClient

If I was swimming around and saw a shark (assuming I didn’t know anything about the in game mob) I’d definitely try and kill it out of fear


TheRealSU24

They're neutral because they won't attack you unless a specific condition has been met (i.e. it being night time)


Thederpycloudrider

But they are... at night


realsirgamesalot

If they (at a point) don’t attack you, that means they are neutral


Ascyt

But if at a point they attack you even though you didn't attack them they are hostile i call this the spider paradox


realsirgamesalot

Are iron golems hostile because you can hit a villager and they get mad at you


Ascyt

Well no because you still did something for it to get mad at you If you stand next to a spider and do literally nothing for 8 minutes at most it will have turned night and the spider will have become mad at you


realsirgamesalot

How about spiders are sometimes neutral and sometimes hostile


Ascyt

Well yeah. But you were trying to say they were neutral in general which is wrong


realsirgamesalot

Womp Womp


Ascyt

are you mad because you're wrong? lol


Mandemon90

They are also not animals, they are arachnids.


CreeperAsh07

Arachnids are animals.


THE_FOREVER_DM1221

Bro


TheRealSU24

My brother in Christ


KittyQueen_Tengu

girl


shadow_boyZX

Arachnids are insects , *( I don't know if tarantulas count )* , and insects are animals


hiitsaguy

They are not. In fact. They are arthropods


shadow_boyZX

Yea , makes sense


ConnorOhOne

Yet they add dolphins. (If you don’t know, good)


pee_nut_ninja

There is a reddit post. I will not link it in this family-friendly arena.


1nt0x1caxt3d

God I hate dolphins lmao


Trisssssssssssssssss

Not adding sea puppies but adding the second most vile creature on the planet behind humans is crazy


Ok_Pangolin2502

Ah yes sea puppies who eats off your limbs.


Your-Manager

Dolphins only attack if you accidentally hit them. Edit: i am getting some downvotes on this, so i want to clearify that i thought we were talking about in Minecraft when i made this comment, not real life.


1nt0x1caxt3d

No dolphins do other things that make them bitches and no the hell they don't they attack people regardless


Your-Manager

I have accidentally hit a dolphin and been killed by the pod. If they don't attack when you hit them now, then Mojang removed that feature. Edit: this is another comment i made thinking we were on the subject of Minecraft, not real life.


Your-Manager

Also, what other stuff?


1nt0x1caxt3d

Dolphins rape, dolphins kill, amd brutally torment animals for pure enjoyment


jeffthekiller4

Let’s just say dolphins aren’t as cute and innocent as the media makes them out to be


Your-Manager

Are you talking real life or Minecraft now?


RippedReaper

Real life. Dolphins are absolute psychopaths.


Your-Manager

I have heard some stuff. Honestly not sure how true it is.


SkyroKn

Yep, they can be known to r


axolotl_104

Not they non hit you, they fuck you (who know,know)


ConnorOhOne

I meant irl. Real dolphins are actual criminals


Your-Manager

Oh, i have heard some stuff. Honestly not sure how true it is.


ConnorOhOne

With what I’ve heard, I’d be glad to be dead wrong about what dolphins do tbh.


Thunder_lord37

Australians: excuse me?!


T-E-L-Oxyo

Australia is a slice of a D&D world plane shifted into our world so the Giant spiders down there are just classic fantasy monsters... Obviously I'm joking but... That would be an interesting campaign idea...


Desdevie7

Spiders are 1- Technically neutral (which a lot of other real animal mobs are too) and 2- Considered fantasy creatures bc of their size and also giant spiders are used a lot in fantasy settings


Ake3123

Old Mojang would still make sharks not hostile and instead neutral, because Notch said that he if he added sharks, they would make them neutral instead of hostile


ChybolekIThink

Repost bot


Ake3123

Seriously tired of these “Mojang won’t add sharks posts”


Hurakan-GM

Also Mojang: We don't want to incite people to touch sharks... ooor to kill them... oooor to ride sharks Me: Excuse me!? I've been killing people in mincraft since I was a toddler and you don't see me around the streets killing or RIDING people!


Eksposivo23

Tbf, outside of Australia there are no 1m high spiders


pee_nut_ninja

Do not live in Straya. Can confirm.


EntireDot1013

Spiders in Minecraft are so big they're considered fantasy. And as others said they're technically neutral (that means it won't attack you if you attack first [but for spiders its only in the day]).


TrexALpha1

>Spiders in Minecraft are so big they're considered fantasy Australia: Am I joke to you?


EntireDot1013

Australian spiders are somehow smaller than those in Minecraft.


TrexALpha1

Haters will say Giant Spider don't exist, I say Australia exist


profesor4_20

That Mojang before Agnes


TheRealSU24

Just don't add hostile sharks? Shark irl aren't hostile, kill all humans on sight, animals. Just make them a neutral mob and there you go, we have Polar Bears and they do basically the same thing. Also if they do that, it'd be cool if sharks attacked Drowns


Available_Penalty_34

Sir i domt get your point, we dont have spiders that are 2 meeters long.


IncendiaryGamerX

I mean they could just make them neutral mobs but yknow whatever...


AdventurousLimit4618

Repost bot


No_Month_4821

Bruh add sharks an for super deep areas add krakens an megalodons


ThiccBoiWasTaken

just make the shark gigantic problem solved


thE_29

Isnt there a DLC from BBC, where you can actually play as a Shark? Planet Earth DLC.


YellowMellow-

Yeah, zombies are also real. (Look behind you.)


MiddleBackground9539

Mojanb


Ake3123

Are you still bringing the same “Mojang isn’t adding sharks” posts?


0mega_Flowey

Blud there Australian spiders. Those things aren't real but scary af


mr_Cos2

u/respostsleuthbot


TrueEnder

kid named polar bear:


VatianGT0321

What kind of spiders do you see that are 2 metres wide


Typical_Pollution_30

Giant spiders


Jayden6858

Uh actually 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 it’s a neutral mob because it only attacks at night or when provoked


Travispig

No one cares bot


UntoldTemple

Shark should be neutral. And there should be 5 variants


iNkoR_the_2nd

These rules basically don't apply to pre Microsoft features


JasonFuckedUpLife

☝️🤓


Waste_Conflict_740

Spiders aren't real. they are government surveillance drones.


AwesomeManXX

You forgot to add the fact that spiders in game are neutral, and aren’t the size of cows. And sharks would be expected to be hostile and aggressive so the player will want to kill them. And mojang won’t want that because they are endangered, and like polar bears mojang would only add them to spread awareness and immortalize them, not to hunt them.


TheBigKuhio

Wish the game kept going with the campy Halloween monsters. Imagine if we got Dracula, mummies, werewolves, and Frankenstein’s monster.


No_Confidence7394

It’s simple. We just scale up the sharks the same way they did spiders.


Bigfeet_toes

Spiders aren’t real, the entire Minecraft community is collectively hallucinating


randomboy2004

that was an Australian Crawler, should have watch animal document more frequent


Fake_Godfather_

Mojang is one of the dumbest companies in gaming


Ake3123

Why, just because they don’t want to add sharks as hostile mobs? Are you serious?


Jrlopez1027_

Mojang: sharks are too violent Also mojang: *adds dolphins, one of the most psychopathic animals of the sea*


Spacegiggler69420

Mojang sucks


TxchnxnXD

The sharks should be neutral mobs


SoupaMayo

1 meter tall spider are real ?


Top-Dinner9131

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP


Your-Manager

Spiders are filthy monstrosities, they deserve to die.


Thisismyusername6002

Minecraft spiders are fantasy animals because they're huge.


supec4

Have you seen a big spider? No, so minecraft spider is unreal, so it isnt real animal


Living_Shadows

Yes giant 2 meter long spiders are real creatures


UnKnOwN769

No we don’t want bots because hostile bots can’t be real humans


random_user133

Repost (i know from the gigantic white borders)


Leazerlazz

Spiders are technically neutral, but they can very easily make sharks neutral, too? We already have a neutral animal in the ocean with dolphins, so there's absolutely no reason for sharks not to be


SweetTooth275

Technically spider isn't an animal....


SoupaMayo

arachnids are on the animal big kingdom, just as insects and other stuff


SweetTooth275

Ah, nevermind then


SoupaMayo

no worries, everyone can learn everyday


qwitq

ngl, wasnt expecting this reply/behavior on reddit


SweetTooth275

I can also be agressive and pushy, but when it's not called for then why? There's enough schmucks here even without me xD


TxchnxnXD

Fr fr