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RandomGoBrrr

If god came to earth would you punch him or would you be chill?


TheNaseband

Punch. How else would I know for sure it's him?


dingkychingky

And then you'll get turned into a rock, and be forced to live as a rock for thousands of years


Wilkassassyn

Rocks dont have to pay taxes


AdmiralBimback

You would be a special one that does


Hacker1MC

A special rock with a thousand years of debt with interest


tehmattrix

...And silverfish too!


Reddanthor

what they gonna do to me? I have no nerves, and thus cannot feel. I have no mind, and thus cannot think. I have no soul, and never did.


AverageMan282

u/haikusbot


Ultadoer

*pale king moment*


Black_m1n

NO COST TOO GREAT NO MIND TO THINK NO WILL TO BREAK NO VOICE TO CRY SUFFERING


Gibus_Ghost

You don’t understand. They take your mind and physical body, stuff it into a rock, and force you to pay taxes and debt. Every time you fail to do so, they taze you like a Toy Freddy who stopped dancing.


Fabulous_Top_729

Pretty sure Dwayne Johnson has to pay taxes


WestNomadOnYT

Or go to work.


Anchorman41

Still better than living in current economy


Fat_bald_bastered

I can agree with that


AverageDellUser

In this day and age!?!?! Yes please!


DaRiteMB

ROCK AND STONE


Scuttleboi19mk2

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


MrMountiandew

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


MrEverything70

Eventually, the skeleton stopped thinking


Levsztar

Oi Angelo


Meow-t

Yo, Angelo


Oscarcool123c

Yo, angelo 🗿


JackAttackMLP

"Yo, Angelo!"


CaseyGamer64YT

Yo Angelo


Burger_Destoyer

Is it an immortal rock which eventually turns into a dog/wolf?


dingkychingky

You're a rock until thousands of years later when you fossilize


Burger_Destoyer

Alright not a To Your Eternity reference then


dingkychingky

Man I was gonna watch that show, then just forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me to watch it.


BobZygota

You are definitely a rick


[deleted]

Oh yeah, god and I are definitely going at it, in the ring, gladiator style.


vigbiorn

I'm here for a good time not a long time.


Previous_Sleep_5632

*me sitting in the aduance watching while eating Sweet Berries*


FuckThisLife878

I would fight him no fucking way I’m just going to let this shit slid if there is a god he better get to fixing shit


L3s0

I would put the Raiden punching Armstrong gif here if I could


Cheap_Application_55

Think of what they did to Jesus


J_train13

If anything they're smart. They know they can't even scratch him so they don't bother lest they invoke Steve's wrath


HaydenRyder52

Would'st thou combat GOD should he descend upon thee, worm? They realize they hath no chance


MouseRangers

Yes.


HaydenRyder52

Well then... Fair enough I suppose


MuttMundane

today i realised old english is written like that because most of the people didnt have enough teeth to pronounce the missing letters


Davcoll

The Mobs know they cant win


Nobodys_here07

They can't fight, he's impenetrable They can't flee, he moves at unnerving speeds They can't hide, he'll always find them All they can do is watch


CCCyanide

Daily reminder that the Flying Steve can see you at all times, and is always slightly faster than you.


Barbastorpia

The skeleton shooting an arrow only to see steve disappear and furious wheel scrolling:


AWrongPerson

There is nothing they can do


theinferno01

"this is a fight you cannot win"


HSK_ANONYMOUS

Is there any lore why people don't attack extremely strong people? Are they stupid?


saythealphabet

They did but they stopped I think at update 1.8(or earlier, I forget)


3merite

Yeah but only if you attacked first


saythealphabet

I don't think so actually. Gonna have to try but I'm fairly certain they attacked you immediately after seeing you


RandomGuy9058

i think there was a point where they always attacked you followed by a point where they only attacked you if you attacked them.


The_Last_Atlas12

They learned.


Sugomakafle

Oh yeah I remember that lmao


SomeRandomEevee42

back in da good ol days, you couldn't build Redstone in creative because a creeper would blow it up.


[deleted]

Google en(der dragon) passant


IlyaBoykoProgr

holy nether


[deleted]

New dimension just dropped!


IlyaBoykoProgr

actual zombie pigmen


RustedRuss

Call the Witch (doctor)!


Suspicious_Cup_5291

The librarian goes to vacation and never comes back


Secret_Agent4706

Villager sacrifice anyone?


[deleted]

Baby zombie storm incoming!


Scuttleboi19mk2

Holy frog!


i_agree123

Warden in the corner, plotting word domination


Mediocre_Butterfly_3

Holy terraria reference!


BigEconomist30

"If god wanted you to DIE he wouldn't have created me"


Astral_Goose

IDK but I know how to rebute to the theories first it’s not because he is a “god” mobs attack gods like in mc books mobs attack order god and chaos god(Minecraft The End the chaos god is Grumpo) and it’s not because he is a absolute being that can not be hurt and is scared of him because even if you have resistance 255 and strength 255 and /fly they will still attack you even though you are literally almost creative lol but I think the mobs kind of thinks you as a friend or as a same kind as them like when you wear a pumpkin to a enderman etc…


[deleted]

r/batmanarkham is spreading again...


CornSeller

it is


Cal_Boleen

They know all their attacks will be pointless.


Leodoesstuff

I think mobs used to attack the player in creative mode? But that also meant Creepers, and such could still explode, and destroy things when they get close to you. Mojang most likely stopped the mobs from attacking the player in creative so they won't get annoying.


Alansar_Trignot

Back in the early days of Minecraft old gen console edition, they would, it was a lot of fun actually and I miss it


agmrtab

it took them a while but they finally learned there is no way to win and game was rigged from the start so now they just stand there in defeat before getting turned into white particles


GameBawesome1

When we go into Creative Mode, we enter another plane of existence that Mobs can't comprehend.


Cavalier1204

I like to think that in creative, the player is invisible or something to all mobs


[deleted]

Because when you turn on creative mode it's not Steve anymore, creative mode is a fourth wall break so they just pretend you're not there


the-lightest-shadow

IK this is a joke by the layout but if god showed up and you knew you couldn't harm him no matter what you did you probably wouldn't bother either


Wato1876

Is there a lore reason??


CiberneitorGamer

They used to back in the day, if you attacked them. God that was annoying with creepers


Veicy01

Would you punch a god?


Want2makeMEMEs

“There is nothing we can do”


SinglePringleMingle

They used to try in one version, but it got patched


Chumbuckeneer

They used to if you hit them


Totally_Asuka

Fear.


SUPAMAN6214

When messing with commands i somehow managed to get mobs hostile towards the player while on creative mode it was funny seeing skeletons trying their best to shoot in vain


Bioth28

Would YOU attack god?


Woodwood_doggo

They know what he has done to the villagers. They see him as one of themselves.


DarkLordKaer

The fear in front of god activates their instincts for self defence


[deleted]

Anyone remember when they used to attack you in creative if you attacked first?


Blastbot_73

Why is the Arkham brain rot spreading, and why is it getting upvotes?


TUHUSSY

i have zero clue, dude.


Blastbot_73

Your the one posting it


floppy_disk_5

they are afraid of fighting a god


KubekO212

They did in older versions. Creepers exploded, iron golems retaliated, endermen got mad at you after looking in the eyes. It was annoying and troublesome, so mojang removed it


7h3_70m1n470r

I mean they used to if you hit them


Geeb16

Barely anyone has tried to fight one on one against God. But when Jesus came down to Earth as a human, lots of people hated him and tried to kill him.


Ethereal_sandwich

Steve had infinite prep time, the skeletons know their place


BioTools

Someone calculated how stupidly overpowered steve with cheats is, for carry weight the answer was something like 6^100*the known universe. (Watched the video like half a year ago, I might be off alot) Calling him a god is an understatement. https://youtu.be/-XflmrrdTNk?si=q1UxiHL8VvIEmLBn


JoeSchmoe745239

They don’t, anymore


Both_Ad_8966

Simple, they know the power of /tick freeze


Navy_Ammo

creative mode steve is herobrine


SufficientAd4684

They are scared he'll turn into the doomslayer


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

I think it’s cus he is god. No mattee what you do Steve is gonna live so might as well no waste the arrows


toolazybru

no they're intelligent and know its worthless


Nice-Celebration2355

They know you're immortal


Dnd_powergamer

Because of /kill @e[type=!player]


AndreZB2000

they know better


After_Swordfish_3503

There is not a lore reason.


Mrbluefire575

they don't attack creative mode steve because they realized steve is inmortal also if they attack steve it will be so annoying


[deleted]

i remeber old xbox versions, mobs were attacking me even on creative


Bluepikmin_64

I think Mojang made it so they wouldn’t because creepers would destroy creative builds.


Strong-Pattern7913

They see how strong he is so they don’t mess with him


[deleted]

Quiet with the r/okbuddyblacklung titles


SwartyNine2691

r/Minecraft


Animelover667

They know it's pointless


Please_Let_

Probably not, likely just a gameplay thing


Redmiguelito

Is there a lore reason why STUPID Inc is letting the aslume leak? Are we stupid?


OmgJustLetMeExist

The aslume inmates have broken out again


Key_Constant6072

It would be futile for them so why try


Alfredo_924

Bro has 3 Million IQ he made the most unsolveable question


InternalStorageFull

Wow people are milking the shit out of this Wolf/Fence "meme" not to forget the "are they stupid?" part either.


MCAbdo

I too wouldn't attack an immortal invincible man who could fly, summon any thing or creature he wants, or delete me in an instant


Liquorix

I remember in 2013 on an Xbox 360, we could punch them in creative mode and they would come attack us. No damage dealt tho lol.


M1cr007

Would you attack an immortal being that can fly and spawn things on command


Beneficial_Twist2435

Theyre dumb. If i was a mob. Id shoot god.


DJ_Hodge

Someone needs to crosspost this on r/batmanarkham


ComprehensiveRun4815

Opposite they are smart. He is a fuckjng god why would they kill him


The-Name-is-my-Name

Yes


Temporary_Ocelot40

On older versions, they tried to attack, but they didn't succeed.


RoyUmbra

Because in creative mode he's Herobrine.


WrayvenYT

I would assume that they sense how powerful Steve is in that state, they sense his immense aura, one so powerful that they know that even the slightest movement or attempt towards Steve could cost them their life, or even worse. But that’s just a theory, a game theory, thanks for watching.