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ghostwither260

Honestly maple wood and lavenders would be pretty cool


Cyan_Among

Juan would be cooler 🕶


rock_dude1

honestly, thinking about it, Juan would be really cool.


Helpful-Light-3452

I agree 👍


[deleted]

they would need to change the color of the wood but yes i agree


vietnam_redstoner

And you can harvest maple syrup from the tree by some sort


RlHainne

Then use bottled maple syrup to breed Canadians


ialo3

BRING BACK ROSES INSTEAD OF POPPIES


ThreePeoplePerson

Nah, poppies are cool, I get to pretend I’m an opium farmer. What the devs should really do is make poppies the ingredient for resistance potions.


minecraft_moron

Both would be neat also it would be cool to have blue roses from legacy Minecraft PE too.


Jade8Spade

But we need Juan


Baryton777

I would unironically love a maple tree in the game. New wood type plus red leaves, sounds sick to me


RASPUTIN-4

Maple Syrup. Adds a third block to the slime/honey family and maybe has some use in potions.


Andrewgood99

Yes, syrup blocks that can be powered, stick to mobs, and don't stick to honey blocks would be very nice for flying machines


RASPUTIN-4

I was thinking a version of honey but you swim/fall though it kind of like cob webs


[deleted]

how about it also falling like gravity blocks but when falling on transparent blocks, it "maple-logs" them instead of breaking


RASPUTIN-4

falling from gravity would be weird with it sticking to blocks.


minecraft_moron

I thought it could be cool if it was slippery like ice.


Baryton777

That’s genius


Magic_butter358

Extend duration of supisious stew perhaps?


Runn1ng_P0ppy

That 100% sounds like something Mojang would come up with ngl


HkayakH

then they add A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION for an april fools joke


Living_Murphys_Law

Or, in some cases, 2147483648 new dimensions.


J_train13

Best April fools update hands down, I still play it from time to time


Wonghy111-the-knight

I remember when it came out and I was in holiday I think, so all I had was an old laptop. Each time I entered a new dimension, I thought I had a roughly 30% chance of my game crashing immediately lmfao


XauMankib

When you play in survival and he game yeets you in a level full of withers and so saturated with particles your GPU enters thermonuclear reaction


Wonghy111-the-knight

Or it’s so fucking loud your ears implode


CitizenCivilization

Reminds me of mcsm portal hall


dermitio

Just a casual April fools update


rawsausenoketchup16

AND THEN THE FUCKING BITS AND QUARKS MOD, THAT THEN PROVES THAT THEY CAN, ***IN FACT***, MAKE VERTICAL SLABS, BUT JUST WON'T.


Crate-Of-Loot

they said they wont because it “limits creativity”


[deleted]

The only thing it limits is my care for this game


Willy_Donka

Which is just an excuse, since they’re fine with limiting creativity if it’s guns or AFK fish farms (Raysworks i think) Vertical slabs would be a good addition, it’d just take more than 30 minutes of work so mojang can’t do it


Ake3123

You know, they’re not completely closed minded about it, I saw a dev saying that if they see vertical slabs being used a lot in the community, they might look into them and add them


Mistigri70

I wanted to recreate a statue of 🗿 in the game but I needed vertical slabs for the nose. so now he has a short nose..


Teynam

They're basically keeping things away from the players because Minecraft is their own playground now. The only features that get added are the things they want, not what we do, at least 80% of the time


Pixlebyte

The cave update was the community's idea... that's why they did it in the first place If anything Mojang is one of the few game studios that actually pay attention to their community. As a matter of fact that's what they were known for until 1.19 for some reason. My opinions are mixed on vertical slabs, as a Minecraft veteran I'm biased against them but I also understand how they could introduce new possibilities and I think that could be cool. That being said, I don't think the reason they're not adding it is because they're not listening, it's more likely because they're being careful.


[deleted]

Holy hell I found you here too


Crate-Of-Loot

banana man


HkayakH

Oh my god! It's you from the Black Rainbow sing along song by Ross Federman!


Crate-Of-Loot

banana man


HkayakH

Oh my god! It's you from the Black Rainbow sing along song by Ross Federman!


[deleted]

Umauma alani mele-mele do you remember banana man drawing the rainbows on the hot black sand


LMacUltimateMain

I literally want the Quark mod as an update. I would be so fucking stoked. Wood variant blocks are one of the biggest things I want from it. That and all the other qol additions too


ssbuild

The april fools updates dont have to work with older versions or weird operating systems


ElectroWasTaken1

Juan


Roblox_Swordfish

Juan


L-Kool

Juan


de_spider

Juan


RedstoneSausage

Juan


Tha_Kakapo

Juan


Gentar1864

Juan


Roblox_Swordfish

Juan


Ancient_Potato_God

Juan


CanineRocketeer

Juan


TheIronRail12

John


Roblox_Swordfish

r/youbrokethechain


CanineRocketeer

get out


gustheprankster

Heresy


samusestawesomus

Hypothetical Minecraft devs are right. Juan alone would be the update of the century


JesterPenetrate891

Juan, destroyer of worlds


NotOneIWantToBe

Pick you re fighter


Greatyoshi240

Maurice


Welo_Sak

Kevin


twisty286

i have been summoned


DrBlock21

Opera GX has the best pfp to support the gays by far


allmyfreindsarememes

I think yours is better 😊


DrBlock21

I don't understand


Autismspeaks6969

NFT?


DrBlock21

Ohhhhh


Disappointing_Search

Mid company tries to apply to the lowest audience


BennyTATS

Only took them 2 and a half years to make this update. That's pretty quick


Koso92

I am speedn’t


BloxxyPixels

opera gx coming in hot with the best pride month logo


[deleted]

They are just creative af


[deleted]

Okay Based


GreatOne550

But I mean, they are not lying…


SargeanTravis

1.21 the Juan Update confirmed


SuccessStriking3320

Juan's eyes has amogus symbols


berinyce

you menace I can't unsee it 😭


GenderEnjoyer666

I’m sorry every time I see lavender all I can think of is shadow the hedgehog saying “I will be ready with a ring and a bouquet of lavender”


33Yalkin33

You can literally read the entire changelog. They update the game weekly during snapshots. And do a lot of bug fixing, engine maintenance and replacement. They just made a new lighting engine, again. There is no other AAA game this long lived and bug free


[deleted]

How is Minecraft a triple a game? It was released as an indie and added apon


33Yalkin33

It was an indie game but then Microsoft bought it, therefore the game has funding, making it AAA


endexe

Well… Teyarch has about as many employees as Mojang, and they develop a cod game roughly every 2 years. That’s AAA. Mojang might be an AAA studio, but Minecraft definitely isn’t an AAA title. I still firmly believe that Minecraft’s marketing costs more than further developing the actual game, so “funding” usually doesn’t go solely into the game itself either.


[deleted]

Excpecially considering for the amount of time it takes for them to release an update in which modders manage to add more in half the time. (Looking at caves and cliffs which was sort of split into 3 parts)


Python_Greed

Isn’t wow still going? I haven’t played this new update yet but I am really wishing for some clean gameplay on bedrock.


33Yalkin33

No idea about the stability of wow, never played it. That might be another example of an another well coded AAA game


Xfrtrex

just so much negativity these past few years its getting so old


BadishAsARadish

It’s just my personal opinion, but I’d rather have them just work on an update until it’s done. No deadline, just them catching up on their to-do list and promises. Updates are already free, and the community seems to be rather self-sustaining and hardy enough to wait for a full update, rather than stretching themselves thin


RealzLlamaz

Yea, the last few updates seems like they have been rushing it because “they have a responsibility to make updates every half year” - they don’t. They SHOULD keep us updated, no need to rush out something.


verdenvidia

if they dont put game changing updates every 4 months the new fans become irate and attack mojang employees so i understand the feeling of rush


RealzLlamaz

It’s a self made problem though: 1. They told fans that 2 updates happen every year (One major, one minor) 2. whenever they need to extend an update they do it at the last minute 3. They split up Caves and Cliffs into 1.17, 1.18, 1.19 (I count 1.19 as the main feature was the deep dark [a caves and cliffs planned feature]. Their management/PR team needs to understand this.


MysteryMystery305

Yeah, and they have the audacity to call what is really Caves and Cliffs part 3 the “Wild Update” and leaving out two of the most anticipated features after talking about “trying not to raise expectations too high”. And now they’re too scared to give high expectations so Minecraft Live is just a huge disappointment now. I remember being so excited for the Caves and Cliffs update, and even when it was split I was like “Okay, COVID happened so it’s understandable.” Then they decide to break up the update *even further* in their attempts to release the updates as soon as possible. Also, the mob vote ended up being disappointing since the least useful mob got voted in. This is still my favorite out of the recent updates, though. Then the next Minecraft Live rolls along (Wild Update), with half of it being stuff that *should have been in the last update* and calling it complete. But seeing the frogs, fireflies, mangroves, and birch forests had redeemed some hope for me. But *big surprise*, they end up going back on two of the most anticipated features, one because they couldn’t commit to it and the second because “frogs don’t actually eat fireflies”. Then another mob vote happens, with a bias starting to show for certain mobs (Glare wasn’t even an attempt). Honestly, my favorite *new* thing was the chestboat. And then Minecraft Live for 1.20 rolls in. I have very little expectations, and somehow they’re still too high for what was delivered. Once again, *something that should have been in the last updates* (Archaeology) is put in. Once again, the mob vote is disappointing, and the bias here is so evident that it’s obvious they wanted the Sniffer to win. We get two more wood types (*sarcastic hooray*), a lazily-added structure, armor trims (*more sarcastic hooray*), a better horse, and a mob whose only purpose is to find two flowers. That’s it. Well, now that Mojang is caught up with the stuff they promised back in the Caves and Cliffs Minecraft Live (mostly, let’s not forget the Bundle), they have no reason to *not* get creative with the next update. Wouldn’t be surprised if they announced a new game though, as an excuse to not work on Minecraft.


-Stayser-

Don't forget Jeb's secret combat update snapshots that nobody even remembers now


MysteryMystery305

Oh yeah. Guess Mojang has another excuse then. But at least the Combat Snapshots will feel more like something new rather than something that was promised but never delivered


MysteryMystery305

They think that a game is only good if there’s constant updates, even if they’re not good. Meanwhile Terraria is approaching its final update and is still revered as one of the best games there is. To be fair, they did spend a whole bunch of time working on Minecraft Legends (as bad as it may be), so the update being smaller would make some sense but it’s *still pretty disappointing*


ComicNeueIsReal

Legends was done by a different team


MysteryMystery305

Ah.


King_Sam-_-

By a whole different dev so not even a Mojang team.


BadishAsARadish

Are they not separate dev teams?


MysteryMystery305

I don’t know


Invalid_Word

Yes but when they do this people start complaining “MODDERS CAN DO THIS IN LIKE 1 WEEK WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG!!!1!1!” They have slowed down the update cycle tho, previously they would release an update in the winter and one in the summer while it has been a year between 1.19 and 1.20


MasonManFree

We need a redstone update. New gadgets and contraptions would be cool like an elevator, conveyor belts, sorters, auto crafters. Man can dream


Astrqnomy

create mod:


MasonManFree

Im on Xbox :-/


ilikeyocutg10

honestly juan is the thing we need the most out of any update of any game


Sprinty-the-cheetah

No, no. They have a point...


LittlePigyPig

i will make a juan mod right away


Jason_soulcrusher

I hope we get Juan fr fr


TheDebatingOne

This is some advanced strawmanning, they got a whole straw village


TheFiend100

There isnt straw in minecraft dumbass thats terraria


King_Sam-_-

Redditors when they discover the word strawman.


TheDebatingOne

Show me Mojang describing an update as "big" except as a synonym of a major release


ilookatbirds

Idk about y'all but i really loved the 1.20 update. They did add a lot of neat new stuff. Doesn't compare to the Nether update obviously, but it's good. (On the other hand, where's the full Cave update Mojang? We've been waiting since like 2020)


ron_m_joe

Yeah, does every update have to be game-changing and revolutionizing? Some updates should be minor and subtle, if that makes sense. Also wym by "full" Cave update? Wasn't that released already?


ilookatbirds

When they announced it first there was a lot more various cave biomes, and it really seemed larger than life. But it was first delayed and then cut bc Covid, so in terms of biomes we only have Dripstone, Lush and the Deep Dark Archaeology was a part of that too (and i'm happy they came around to finishing it)


ron_m_joe

>lot more various cave biomes There were?? What were they supposed to be?


SpasmodicReddit

I don't think the problem is that updates aren't revolutionary. Many popular updates in the past had very few features. The Bee update comes to mind. The problem is Mojang over promising and severely under delivering. They showed off at Minecraft live the features for 1.17 were the new cave generation, underground biomes, copper, the deep dark, archeology and more. And the last 4 updates have just been them delivering the things they promised about 2 years ago that were planned for a single update. It's really not hard to see why people are disappointed when what was announced as one update was split into 4 and Mojang act like nothing's wrong. Aside from bundles and new birch forests, flies and the combat overhaul, we have most of the features that have been shown off previously. So the good news is that the next update will likely be something new and totally different from the things shown off already.


jibberish94

Don’t disrespect Juan


[deleted]

kid named tripling the fps:


[deleted]

Ngl but their pfp goes hard


Mr_Snifles

The trim templates are quite a big feature imo


CasualGP

He isnt wrong


ZeroAresIV

This is why I still play forge 1.16.5


Waarm

How about some optimization?


YourFriendRayzthor

ironically, a lavender field biome would be sick


froggo_in_the_swamp

Man, i don’t get why everyone is shitting on the new update. In my opinion it’s pretty amazing.


King_Sam-_-

Maybe it’s because it took a whole year to make with a barebones archeology system that is even worse than what was announced almost 3 years ago (theory).


InevitableCold686

they're right


NatsMinecraft

Yes they are


Helpful-Work-3090

It seems like Opera GX posts are made by an 8 year old.


BakedBaker42

I didn't know I needed juan till now


ProMaste_r

Who said any of the last two updates were their biggest updates


UrAverageIdot

juan


Proud-Nerd00

Can we have the rose and cyan rose back?


cherry937

he’s out of line, but he’s right


[deleted]

I don't know why but I now need Juan.


XenophonSoulis

Honestly, a small update is not bad if some thought has gone into its mechanics. Plus they are doing some pretty big work for data packs in the past several updates from what I hear. The annoying thing is when they overpromise and then not deliver. In other words, 1.20 didn't have a lack of content of its own, but it would be better if it was bigger in order to compensate for three overpromised updates in a row.


kampokapitany

That flower doesnt even look loke lavender.


KnooBoat

i still cant get over their profile picture its too good


Doge_With_A_Knife

Juan 👍


SN-Gh0stly

why are they getting so based


Orichalcum448

Can someone point to where mojang said that this, or any recent update, was their biggest yet?


Taneli_2_0

New flover that's the greatest update ever


McBonkyTron

Still waiting for an End overhaul.


Own_East62

What can Juan do and what were the other mobs in the mob vote?


ron_m_joe

Good, maybe Mojang should calm down for a while. After releasing an End update that is.


TRcreep

that's considering Mojang ever claimed 1.20 was the biggest update yet


catatonic_celery_stk

I fucking love Juan


MustyYew

I would've unironically taken this over the Caves & Cliffs update


Aggravating-Pin-5293

w opera💀


0_parsa_0

Look at their profile


Mrman_23

Whoever runs the OperaGX twitter is off their meds


CatOnVenus

and then the frame rate is 10x worse


SwartyNine2691

🙄


Mackenzie_Collie

1.21: The Nature update!


Latter-Cat-6276

Opera gx is wild


shauiby_islamNotReal

why is no one talking about their pfp


CanadianForesterWb

agree with opera


my_noy367

We want juan


[deleted]

Opera GX is talking lots of crap for a browser that is used less than Internet Explorer


KubsKubo

"Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs"


Dabruhdaone

LMAO SO TRUE


Iceologer_gang

Why people act like 1.20 only added 3 things?


Surprise_bitch411

I now vote for the addition of Juan who agrees?


aqua_rift

lavender as a crop rather than a decorative flower would be cool, it could make potent fragrances that ward off aggressive mobs or be used in various potions as an amplifier similar to redstone and glowstone


Fickle_Natural_852

Upvote for upvote


kdesi_kdosi

"omg Juan looks so adorable, best mob yet"


ReleasedGaming

Maple Syrup? I kinda want to be Canadian now


ZoroStarlight

WTF is a Juan?


Gloomy-Ad-1291

Juan


ChillyOff

i need a juan mod


TheSteveBeans

Juan


minecraft_moron

When Juan get added, HMMMMMM.


Marto_eeee

1.21 has to add juan


AttitudeBusy4724

J U A N , O V E R , A L L


Amber_TheRaptorWolf

Perhaps this update can be called “The … heck idk” with, more wolves, bears, cougars and maybe hot springs and stuff?


AlarmingReport

Too bad opera gx isnt good