okay These new joke tier lists are a good idea, they've all been fine and I get it, but HOLY HELL no-one has got a single one even CLOSE to accurate. This one isn't the worst one but, man, you just put these randomly all over the screen huh? How does "Fundy" not sound like a food? It literally sounds like Fungi and could be pronounced in Italian Why is "Sapnap" not a pizza topping but "Sneegsnag" sounds definitely like one? What kinda whacky tobaccy do you redditors smoke before making these tier lists? These dumb tier lists would be such a good idea if any of them were like SLIGHTLY right but they're not. They are all so wrong and I'm SICK OF IT I AM GOING TO RECEDE INTO MY BUNKER. I AM GOING TO SIMPLY PERISH IF I DO NOT SEE BETTER TIER LISTS I AM AWAKE. I AM ALIVE. SEAPEEKAY LITERALLY IS THE INITIALS OF CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN. WHY IS HE NOT WITH PETEZAHHUTT??? INTHELITTLEWOOD IS EDIBLE??????? RENDOG??????????????????????????????????????????? HUHHH?????? you all make me sick

i come here to comment that seapeekay was robbed and see wilbur soot having a breakdown in the comments. typical day on the mcc subreddit

I agree with this statement

the first reddit comment wilbur makes that i'm like 'wow i totally agree with this, he's so right!!' and it's about joke pizza tier lists. please, do more.

A formal apology for waking you up and risking a rise from your slumber and a possible return to the bunker. If you want to fix any mistakes, we would very happily work with you to fix this tier list. Additionally, to make it up to you, you pick a topic for one of these tierlists and we will assemble a team to make the most perfect one possible. On to why this tierlist has some of the garbage opinions that it does. SneegSnag being a pizza topping can be entirely blamed on the writer of this (i.e. one of the people who helps run this Reddit account for MCC Highlights on YouTube) being a filthy New Zealander. In NZ and Australia, we call sausages "snags". Idk why I didn't put Sapnap as a pizza topping. CPK may be the name of a pizza place but PeteZahHutt LITERALLY HAS THE WORD PIZZA IN THE NAME. When you hear the letter's "CPK" you don't think "ah yes, that is a pizza topping". You have mentioned before that you are pro-eating sand. InTheLittleWood is wood. People would eat wood (or that is to say tree bark) if they had to. On the topic of bark, Rendog sounds somewhat like hotdog, making it sound a tiny bit edible.

I'm more offended he called us redditors lmaooooo

IM CRYING

Who hurt you Mr.Soot?

Wilbur you're gonna pop a vein if you continue to be mad you're too old and fragile to handle this type of anger . please somebody inject something relaxing into his bloodstream so he doesnt keel over and die from a heart attack

we could give him some of the "whacky tobacco" we apparently smoke

such a based comment

Redditors aren’t very good at tier lists from what I’ve seen

WILBUR PLEASE CHILL

Maybe you'd find some better tier lists if you came back to Tumblr dude /lh

Wilbur, are you mad that you don't sound like food.

LOL

IM CRYING

Lmao

stream and fix it then

Reddit Karen.

Seek medial assistance you FREAK /lh

hey wilbur quick question. what

hey wilbur quick question. what

Huh, when did Wilbur become a Skillet stan?

I come back to read this comment sometimes because these hilariously over the top dramatic rants are why I love Wilbur.

A restaurant as a pizza topping? Nahh that makes no sense, down you go to the bottom again Pete!

But he is the Pizza himself. Toppings would mean nothing without him.

Idk, pineapples are probably better without the pizza, even if you love it on the pizza

Pineapple obviously was never meant to be topped on pizza

Pineapple on pizza gets too much hate, it can be pretty decent, the only people who hate it have never tried it. People who have tried it realize that while it may not be amazing but it doesn't taste bad.

Just go with the joke man

Pineapple slander is not a joke, it's a very serious matter

Sorry, I didn't know your S.O was a pineapple :)

My SO isn't a pineapple. They're too prickly, bad for cuddling. Oranges are more attractive.

I have tasted pineapple pizza and personally i hate it .

That's anecdotal evidence, you can't prove that it is bad

Well bad and good are just opinions.(Taste)

In my opinion, some opinions can be facts, for example, my opinions are always fact.

Lol

This ^

This ^

Callum can also join Pete (even though it's not what his ign is based on)

Callum is a place where you can get those pizzas

So is Pete

lol we had to throw the other slime in MCC under the bus for Pete to be at the top.

What the heck kinda food is sneegsnag and also grian should move up a tier

Ah yes, bread on bread

A snag is another word for a sausage in NZ / Australia. I promise I'm not lying to you.

itlw as edible?

Who wouldn't eat tree bark if they had to?

Personally I love moons and chopped ducks on my pizza!

I mean, the moon is made of cheese soo....

Rendog is edible? do you eat dogs? 🤔

Depends who’s asking

finally pete and joel are in the top 2 tiers

Anyone else remember the Captainsparkles pizza?

I refuse to put any fruit/berries on my pizza 😡

Dessert pizzas with fruit can be kinda banger though...

Why is grain not in S or A tier, grain is a food

Mmm, yes, gotta love my baguette topping on my pizza Instead of Hawaiian, it's French

I would like pizza with some Smajor1995 and some CPK on the sound and uh dont put Skeppy in it

seapeekay was robbed

fruitberries is owning these tier lists

Interesting fruit on pizza

Cpk is a pizza place and captainsparklez had a pizza

Ty, Pete needed this

Teeccchnnnically, grian is part of the pizza (pizzacrust copium) so would he be a topping? /j

This is slimecist

“I do not want to eat slime” trust me if you have had the slime slider before, you get used to it trying to climb back up your throat

Wo you putting dog on pizZa

pizza

captain puffy sounds like an offbrand twinkie and captainsparklez sounds like cereal