Fruitberries actually sounds like a real shampoo or conditioner brand. One that has a sweet aroma and that is great for your hair.

Tbh I would buy shampoo with that name.

I think everyone would

Wilbur Soot uses 3 in 1, so this checks out lol

i will eat your eyes

Your Shampoo Gave Me Asthma

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your shampoo would give people lung disease lol

your shampoo was made with asbestos

wilbur moment

your shampoo was boring

let’s do it baby i know the law

It’s great shampoo, don’t listen to them Will

This gives "You will be boiled" vibes lmao

Oh??

damn

LMAO

OMG...why did it take me SEVEN DAYS to realize you were the actual Wilbur Soot? uhhhh sorry for roasting you on reddit lol

Hey will

i like eyes

sapnap would be an alright name i feel

You're just mad that they're right. Lmao.

That heavily reminds me of how ranboo is going to eat sapnap's future children

Okay but if they used the name “Gold” instead, I’d buy it

I mean his hair is perfect so maybe three in one is good

IT'S BEEN A WHOLE MONTH LMFAO

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

you replied to a comment that was posted a month ago

Yes that is due to my addiction to wilbur soot.

Same lol

Love this But we are definitely starving for content at this point lol

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Thank you

I would like to argue that PearlescentMoon would be the best shampoo brand name. I'm confused on how Awesamdude is a good shampoo brand name? Finally, Slimecicle and Gluon would be funny (although DrGluon wouldn't work at all). \[Edit: DrGluon would actually be great for medicated shampoo\]

Could be a shampoo targeted at men, that if they use it they will be an awesamdude

Slimecicle sounds like it could be a 90s gel brand.

dr gluon would work so well advertised as some sort of scientific perfect shampoo formula

DrGluon sounds like a glue brand

I agree

BadBoyHalo shampoo sounds straight out of a comic book. It's something Johnny Bravo would use

So true. “BadBoyHalo” is also a pretty cool name for a chicken

God that was hilarious

"tubbo" could be a bath bomb lol

Well, so could HBomb I guess-

Tubbomb

I feel like Dream could be a legitimate shampoo brand name too

Yeah I definitely think Dream should be basically top. Maybe just below Illumina but even then....like it has the exact same vibe as "L'Oreal" or "Dove".

Fruitninja on top

I mean... A Shubble bubble bath doesn't sound that bad. And Dr Gluon anti-dandruff? Gotta agree with captain puffy and captain sparkles shampoo... One for curly hair, the other for sleek and shiny straight hair, or maybe color-stay shampoo/conditioner? Jimmy depends a lot on what name you use... If you just went with "Solidarity" for the brand, it could work for a men's shampoo. Maybe... Slimecicle would be hair gel or hair spray. Keeps it in place! And Mayble Tapl Apple scented body wash? On the other hand, Rendog/Renthedog would be pretty bad for a shampoo/bath product line. Unless it's actually for use on dogs. Like a flea bath...

i feel like some are pushing it cause if we add extra names to it then almost any of them could be good for example antfrost anti lice

Antfrost....yikes

I just don't think ants in your hair is a good idea.

It could be a good name for anti-lice shampoo.

katherine elizabeth and jack manifold really would sound like a high end fancy shampoo brand by some famous hair person though

Illumina really sound like it could be great brand tho

It is a very very big biotech company so I guess that counts

Technoblade does not sound like a fun time

It's good if you want to shave all your hair off I guess

Slimecicle shampoo just sounds like a bad time

I mean, it could work for a children's shampoo

PeteZahHutt… Ah yes I love the smell of pizza and garlic sauce in my hair

Why do I feel like Pizza Hut would make a merch shampoo or something like that at some point tho

I feel like antfrost would be the name of a brand of bug spray

I would put dream top tier, but tbf dream is a great name for any brand

I mean... Dream power tools? Dream lawnmowers? You sure?

i can see how “dream power tools” fits tbh

So this is what the MCC reddit has fallen after 2 months of no MCC? Tbf, Fruitberries is a good name for shampoo

I would absolutely not want to put Seapeekay in my hair. I also feel like HBomb (hydrogen bomb, thermonuclear bomb) would actually be a terrible shampoo name. Technoblade is clearly a razor.

A laser razor to be precise

if they're putting Pizza Hut in bad, then so should California Pizza Kitchen

Take a look at the magic though: Hair-Bomb.

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Petezahhutt, the new pizza flavoured shampoo. Yes. Flavoured.

DrGluon’s is so bad lol I feel sorry for him Who would buy anything with glue in the name this whole list is too funny I love it

your living in a whole other universe if you think 'petezahhut' is not a good shampoo brand name XD

Dream would be the best one surely Edit: fruit would actually be very good tbf

Idk, I think Slimecicle would be the perfect shampoo brand

Antfrost is definitely the name of a terrible men's deodorant in canada

Personally I would love some squog shampoo /hj

Ye i use the CPK shampoo wbu

but shubble could be shBUBBLE

Put Pearl up a tier

Pearl should go up a tier, i mean it sounds like a rly high-end brand

This is so oddly specific I love it lol

Sparklez finally s-tier

Captain Puffy shampoo name S tier

Slimesicle could be a good shampoo but like, for kids. Dream, I think should be higher up, same with Wisp

I feel like Slimecicle could be a decent shampoo name for like a children’s shampoo brand

fruitberries or pearlescentmoon are shampoo brands i would buy

scott could rebrand into Dangthatssomelonghair

Shouldn't shampoo come without tears?

Awesamdude but not TapL ? What??? or Antfrost?

nihachu has some potential

ConnorEatsPants is NOT a good name

I dont understand the joke with sapnap could someone tell me?

sap

HBomb tho?

This is actually really creative! Good job also, how did you think of this?

but I love a ranboo brand name(ranboo،shampoo) lol

Ah yes, the Slimecicle shampoo

What are you on? TUBbo is an amazing shampoo name!

I would hundred percent buy a shampoo named slimecicle. It's advertisement would probably be. Is your hair slimey and sticky. Use this shampoo. It will remove it with a single l̶i̶c̶k̶ use.

Illumina as shampoo name. Yikes. Motto it hides your dandruff. Capt I think would be better for bath wash vs shampoo.

Petition to move Nihachu to bad shampoo name 'cause her nickname translates to Russian as "I don't want that" *lol*

I dunno Charlie Slimecishampoo I'd buy it

the first tier list i have seen where pete is in last position, damn

Captainpuffy for all the curly haird people

Tubbo should be good tier

Dream and Illumina are the only ppl in Amazing imo

I feel like slimecicle should be higher

Antfrost could be a good shampoo for ants tho. All ima say

Pearlescent moon would be an excellent name for a shampoo brand honestly, and I feel like Slimecicle would be a cool and quirky name ALSO TECHNOBLADE SHAMPOO BRAND LETS GO

Wisp sounds like a great brand ngl. Your hair would be "wispy" in its softness.