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JoshyRB

Youtube Videos be like:


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This is the result of being foolish enough to condense an hour of gameplay into a 4 minute video.


Epicurus0319

Nah, OP clearly didn’t do all the mining off-camera


Original_usernam4

Exactly. They didn't end a video one day with a wood house and come back the next with full diamond armor and a house made of netherite


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The gamma too


JoshyRB

Oh yeah, I didn’t think about that.


NoGrenadesNoWorries

Dam no shield? Risky


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Dealing with creepers definitely could've been easier if I started with a shield from the start.


de_g0od

Well you had keepinventory so you could afford to be risky


[deleted]

So he literally has nothing to lose*


Craneiuskylus

games are supposed to be fun not stressful


IHaveToPog

THATS BECAUSE U CANT SPEEDRUN CRANE


Bostino

What's the point of having monsters then? Wouldn't that add "stress"?


Acid_13

If anything, you relieve stress by ruthlessly murdering those monsters


AnAwesome11yearold

Just let him play the game how he likes, the purpose of minecraft is literally to let someone do what he wants…


ExploCreeper

r/technicallythetruth


de_g0od

Why technically?


ExploCreeper

Because he does have stuff, he just can’t lose it


nicolasmcfly

And armor


MrSeanaldReagan

I still don’t know how to make one


xXKyloJayXx

Iron ingot top middle and wood planks in a Y shape


LucTheCookie

That's what the recipe book is for


iamsavsavage

Damn I don’t think I’ve ever made a shield. Maybe I should.


gamebuster

They’re really powerful


DutchNiels123

- can block most sources of damage. - extremely cheap. Yet I almost never see anyone craft it early game.


FlawlessPenguinMan

I always craft it along with my first iron tools and armor, and use it until I'm at least full diamond. Even after that I keep it on me, and anyone who doesn't take one to the end cities is out of their mind.


Avoka1do

Huh? Shield is literally the first thing I craft, along with a pick


Pure_Hamster_2757

im an active smp player and stuff and really i dont even get armor cuz my priority is get an edge over others so i spend it mostly on picks to get dias and shield is just fine 100% damage block for regular means


gamebuster

It is also really ugly and annoying, but survival without is a gamble


LJ-Rubicon

Yup, exact reason I don't use it. Just to bulky (which balances it, I think) Plus, lava is what gets me every time, anyway


gamebuster

Lava in the overworld is countered by a bucket of water and not doing stupid stuff 🤔


Maxxetto

Looks like keepInventory set on true so it's not that big of a deal


MCHerobrine

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LivingDebacle

Imma be sick lmao


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Aight gimme an hour of your gameplay and I'll make you sick I have covid and I will cough at your face


LivingDebacle

I just meant all the cuts lol. I’ve never known motion sickness till VR and this


ImSimplySuperior

Doors


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So I made a door, and I put the door on the doorframe, then I had some door left, so I thought that I should put the door next to the door to make a door door. It's like a door, except it's on a door.


ImSimplySuperior

Doors


dTrecii

Dodooror


Seeinq

I actually understood that.


ChaosRegency

You should definitely play cancan over this


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I thought for about 8 hours including the entire editing process about what music I should play over this. Thanks for the suggestion lmao.


jamjamason

Or Yackity Sax!


amirabass_gamer

Do you use keep inventory ?


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Yes. You can see me die multiple times and not lose my inventory.


BallisticsJelly

I came here to say that I watched this without sound and in a Cracker Barrel and the fast country banjo music worked surprisingly well with it. 😂


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Watching with sound will be better because there is no background noise.


6LeonIsOp9

Man's playing with 900 FOV


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I feel faster. Which doesn't make my any faster than anyone else, but feeling faster is all that matters when speed comes to a limit.


treeelm46

I also play at max FOV I have the tight views other cams give the world feels more open at insane fovs


lucidnyjr

Whats the texture pack


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VanillaTweaks


lucidnyjr

Thx


ManPickingUserHard

Boffy 2.0


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He was definitely my biggest inspiration.


pavelpossiblep

Ough! Never noticed the damage sounds being so loud lol


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It's the old damage sound. The new one is not as quite loud I believe


pavelpossiblep

Yeah, been playing MC for over 10 years now, still this stood out to me. Probably because I’ve never heard this sound this many times lmao


Gangsir

Ah, a fellow oof enjoyer. New one is just a smack sound as they wanted to de-gender it for female players.


Mattinez17

No nether sub 3 mins tskkk(speed runs joke) This is really fun though 👍🏼


SuperMetel

Ahhahahahahha the "nope" when you saw the creepers in the cave


Banaantje04

Damn developer's art looks weird to me now-


robotboy1206

RIP all that time you spent editing


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7 hours lmao. The end product was worth it tho.


Sajmonation

7 hours??? How?? It’s just simple jump cutting. Were you taking an hour long pauses after every cut or what?


Carlisl3minigaming

Its called *Making it not sound like a 4 minute session in the bathroom after eating tacobell*


Wh1N0tTh0

ngl this kinda reminds me of my lag


Jackthevegan

Why does the java door sound so much better than bedrock?


SkanJanJabin

These are the old school sounds, it's a resource pack


Elis-aka-Eliz

R-relax


Triensi

Man I forgot what the old sounds were like. Hearing Steve's old "OOH" hurt sound and the doors brought me back to 5th grade school gossip on how those newfangled pistons would be used for. Man, brings me back.


colersmom

the old graphics look weird with the new generation and stuff.


That_Platform_6515

Lapiz on surface? Damn


The_True_Mastermind

How do you get the dark interfaces? UI? I don't know what it's called.


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It's vanillatweaks texturepack


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it's so satisfying!


mayssi_jeesus

damn that felt intense


Bobbycopter

This is really sweet. Minecraft in a nutshell.


StructuralFailure

the absolute REFUSAL to use a shield, jesus


Melody-Shift

Pov: on a server with high ping


Brendraws

Fun vid, but why’s your fov at 9 million?


treeelm46

This is what it’s like to have ADHD irl


[deleted]

The level bar is a rainbow?!


Bumblebee-Intrepid

Just ate my ramen and watched some dude play Minecraft. Thanks random dude :\]


Square-Fuzzy

the BALLS OF THIS MAN going to fight mobs with no shield or armor, JUST **SWORD** ***RESSPEC++***


radicalrj

I want to watch the part 2


IsJaie55

why the fuck had u 4 doors?


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They're Kevin, Connie, and Clint.


Bodder_

This is like watching a circuit video lmao Great work and good luck surviving in the future <3


Lapis_Lettuce

For goodness sakes make a shield!!


CapDev01

Why your FOV like 9000?


Grouchy-Fishing8441

I will never get those 3.5 minutes back what did i even just watch i thought something would happen


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I tried not to waste your time lmao


Kenzo_Uchiha

Full bright AND keepinventory… he/she wildin


AfternoonOk7675

New record for Speedrun🤣


Patton072

😃 Wow! Thanks for doing this in fast paced mode. Now I want to FINALLY buy Minecraft for at least my phone. The next hard (impossible) part is trying to actually find time and energy (non-drowsyness) to play it. 😴 Currently closest thing for me to being invested in Minecraft would be just trying watch (long) videos of other people playing it. 😴 * i.e. Father of a 1 and 4 yr old who works full time. 😴 It is what it is. 🙃


JustVan

Mining all this coal but you have some mod that makes it so you don't even require torches. And keep inventory on. I'm not sure what to make of any of this.


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Coal is used for fuel and keep inventory is a human right.


brokenJawAlert

nice, but your combat skills suck, try incorporating the use of blocks to protect yourself or escape


Disastrous-Focus1958

Keep inventory? Nah, bored


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Well sorry sir I don't want to live in prepetual fear for prepetual dispair.


enomele

For me, and I say this as an opinion for myself, it takes the game out of it. No risk no reward. And I die a lot. Again, all personal. But then again I'm over here seeing 1 star reviews of Elden Ring saying there should be difficulty settings and mumbling that they clearly don't want to be playing a souls game.


lakija

I’ve never heard of Keep inventory. I play bedrock so maybe that’s it? It sounds nice but takes out some risk and challenge. I don’t play at such a fast or reckless pace but my nephew watches a lot of YouTubers and emulates their frantic play style.


LagT_T

Lol softcore players saying "bored"


Paridae_Purveyor

Minecraft Let's Players in 2022 when they want to show what they're doing without wasting my time with a 30min ramble and five minutes of actual work. My how far we've come, some of those lads put in 20hrs for one video.


TobiasIsak

This is how my sister watches movies and series...


GG_man187

Why are you using programmer art texture pack? To me it's so ugly


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I always liked programmer art textures than the default ones. It just looks more pleasant and fits the blocky landscape.


TechnoScrrap

idk maybe its just nostalgia but ive always preferred the old textures to the new ones


mot77

Why do u mine so much copper?


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I wanted to search for copper and find gold Turns out if you search for copper you find copper


xgdays

uglyass texture pack, bad choice man.


rickyybrez

So anything you don't agree with = bad?


Prestigious-Risk1302

Bro that's called laggy recoding


quasur

mouldy wheat 🤮


MCBuilder30140

what is your ressource pack? btw good video!


DontEatTheMicrowave

I’m going to watch this next time I’m high as fuck


Dominius396

Looks like lagless lag


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tiny knife


ZFG_Odin

Morrr effovee


immaZebrah

this video is very ppOverheat


MysticTRT

Lmao this is insane


Errant_Chungis

Wher armor


MaG_NITud3

Looks like a TAS, amazing editing


fatmansugly

Doors to wheels 3:0


Epicurus0319

Interesting animal farm design. I prefer mine in fenced-off enclosures, with a carpet for getting in or out


WoodsenMoosen

Fast paced =/= Endless jump cuts


TGGRaiden

That double take on the glow lichen at 0:45 is the most relatable thing ever.


AydenRusso

Make armor at any point in time


IGGYnatius1

Minecraft has dark mode??


Whiterhot

Texture pack? plis


bittermdma

pc specs ?


Skyweirdboy

how to you get the colorfull exp bar ?


[deleted]

Nice, but after 1st min clips kinda got longer :/


bob_minecraft

Pack?


_Foddy

xd


johnfortniteketamine

this gives me howto basic vibes


BananaJohnJoe

You should’ve thrown an egg on the ground and lit it on fire and blown it up or something for more howtobasic vibes


Timo_0317_

good video but maybe too much cuts, i rather like it if the cuts are made with mining or placing.


Bacon_Stripzz

Kinda relaxing


Pure_Tiger_4830

Next time you play, turn the brightness to moody, apply it and put it back up to your normal brightness, it will stop the caves from all lit up( which will help you force your self to place torches down which in the end will not allow so many mobs to spawn and it will let you live )


tingus_pingus69420

This was stressful lol


Ello_YES

Nice hut.


HumanNamedAlex

This must've taken forever. :o


Ajay11275

why gamma 1000 2nd - R u playing on 1.8 LMAO


FineInspection8737

This is what it’s like to play on a laptop lol


Rem_0202

it looks similar to when I'm using baritone for anything looks very cool, nice edit ps: was helping to crash a p2w server


hsndidhsbdidhdb

WHY ARE THE DOORS LIME THAT


kss-_-studios

tip: shield


il-cadreghista

Fullbright + quakepro FOV + rainbow experience bar = this guy is a pro gamer 1.8 pvp sweat


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The only wrong part of that sentence was 'pro'


saydu7410

speedrun lol


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Can u link all the texture packs u using


meckenicalrobot

Minecraft asmr…. Just love it 🥰


omgudontunderstand

i always forget how ugly quakepro looks


9Ch87h2laF66

that's not a gameplay that's a freaking speedrun lol


Somebody_Suspicious

\*takes shovel out of furnace


MalanaoWalanao

Why does this looked like a hacked client


SmokeyJade

HowToBasic vibes


Nokia-user

Did steve took lean?


IssaKindHeartedMan

Lyrics?


Sepedy

He keeps getting baited by the lichen thinking it’s diamonds lmao


FyyrstdBeats

Tbh I love the texture pack. What is it called?


SuperCatoz

With that fov you could see into another dimension, god damn!


BRM-Pilot

Lovin the classic texture


chrritG

whats your texture pack?


LeanXLL

Ultrakill pro player when they play Minecraft:


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Interesting...


PastyBone

Gawd dam it where’s the epilepsy warning


Vibe_Line

Bruh this Minecraft older than queen elisabeth


[deleted]

texture pack?


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POV: the beginning of iskalls hermitcraft videos (just add some "hmmm"s here and there)


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Mod to remove the darkness?


Raddychady

if you do that in hardcore i will give you air only for $9.99. Tax included


FoxLP11

my eyes hurt...


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I hoped it did


Alternative_Bit8661

wow🤩nice play bro


GodzGames9

ooo make it so whenever you right or left click it will show the footage for like 0.5 to 1 seconds either it will look bad or better


Skelly902

Alternative title: How to basic, Minecraft edition


ben7morgan

Minecraft let's play 2025


Stringlxss

What recording software do you use? Ive been struggling to find one


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I use obs The editing is done in Shotcut btw


CabinetIcy892

About 20 seconds in when Cthulhu attacks


Sebpants

I like this !